Thread 215966182

finnish gf edition

finish? i've not even started!

>>215965028
Working class
>Formerly the heart and soul of Britain's culture and economy
>Recipients of state benefits
>Often unemployed or minimum wage
>Very cheap housing or council housing, tower blocks, or living with family
>Parents often divorced, multiple marriages or never marry
>Poorly educated, children go to comprehensive schools
>Commonly seen wearing tracksuits and loitering
>Criminality is common
>Culture of football worship and godless consumerism
>Obesity and poor cuisine, a lot of fast food and takeaway
>Rampant alcoholism and drug use including meth and heroin

Lower middle class
>Biggest economic class in the UK
>Minimum wage or low to average income (£20-40k) jobs
>Cheap housing, new builds
>Poorly educated, children go to comprehensives or bottom tier grammar schools
>Children go into the workforce or to low ranking universities for the "uni life" and useless degrees
>Common alcoholism and drug use (weed, cocaine) but not hard drugs, criminality is rarer
>A lot of overlap with working class culture; divorce, obesity, takeaways, sports worship
>Bigger consumerists than the working class
>"Deano" culture - globalised monoculture of conspicuous consumption, chain restaurants, cars on finance, cheap holidays, clubbing, etc
>Most of the British economy is designed around marketing cheap slop to this class so they can feel like they're living the good life

Upper middle class
>Well above average to high income
>Home owners, good housing
>Salaries are robbed of them to fund the lower classes
>Higher likelihood of stable family
>Children go to grammar schools or private schools
>Majority go to university, often for meaningful education but a lot will get meme degrees
>Much rarer obesity or alcoholism, drug use rarer but still common
>Interested in things like tennis, cricket, musical concerts, hiking, traveling to nicer countries

Upper class
>Big business owners, land owners, elites, etc

blue eyes and dark blonde hair is the english look

Is it illegal to be part of a grooming gang if you don't do any grooming? Just in it for the social element?

i've had to post pretty much every new today sort it out lads

>>215966229
do you mean just hang out with the groomers, as in you're in the same "crew"? what crime would you be committing?

>>215966229
No evidence of grooming gangs mate

>>215966230
stop being a new runt slave then

>>215966217
>working class
>often unemployed

did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he would put on a dress and play a girl bunny?

>>215966248
Ok let's call them the lower class or underclass then

having dark brown eyes as a british person is a sign of genetic inferiority

one of the yanks that posts here gives off mad trans mong vibes

>>215966256
yeah hes a cute twink nice fuckable arse

>>215966182 (OP)
since when is having big arses popular to white women?

>The first digital ID launches today

>Digital veteran ID cards are launching today, and the government wants to digitise passports, driving licences and others by the end of 2027.

>>215966294
since Kim kardashian showed up, same time it became ‘cool’ to shag black blokes

want to get pissed on 4 to 6 pints but I know I will regret it tomorrow morning and get shit sleep however it is also the only thing that makes me feel anything

I live at home with my mum and life is god fucking awful

what are some middle class sports to fit in at a professional job? like badminton and things like that

When Moni's not in the thread all the other posters should be asking, "Where's Moni?!"

digitising a poo

>>215966316
get a fucking job mate

>>215966316
now that’s runt life

>>215966327
Jai alai

>>215966316
join the forces

>>215966327
most racket sports, especially squash and tennis
running but only if you're part of a club and take part in half marathongs

>>215966314
Women have been craving bbc for a hundreds of years stop coping

>>215966316
i would have felt sorry for you but slagposters and feetposters are subhuman animals i hope you spend your whole life smelling your mums shit

>>215966304
the eventual data leak is going to be insane

>>215966327
Kabaddi

>>215966327
pheasant shooting
poorly driving a new range rover
moaning about taxes
cricket
there's loads

>>215966314
so wite women have big arses just to please blacks not for body aesthetics? lol

>morning mum, argh can’t talk I’m hanging out my arse
>but you were in your bedroom all night son?
>yeah..

>>215966316
cant remember drinking at home apart from keeping vodka bottles hidden in bed what if she calls on you to do something and youre getting drunk alone

>Those charged are:
>Asad Ali, 37, of Brighouse, is charged with two counts of rape
>Ajmal Aziz, 39 of Halifax, is charged with three counts of rape and attempted rape
>Mohammed Jangier, 44, of Halifax, is charged with rape
>Mohammed Asif, 36, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape
>Harris Ahmed Butt, 37, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape and two counts of indecent assault
>Taukeer Butt, 36, of Halifax, is charged with three counts of rape
>Muitasim Khan, 40, of Halifax, is charged with rape
>Mohammed Hamza, 47, of Halifax, is charged with rape
>Mohsin Mir, 40, of Halifax, is charged with three counts of rape
>Javid Mir, 38, of Halifax, is charged with rape
>Haroon Saddique, 37, of Bradford, is charged with two counts of rape
>Zahir Iqbal, 41, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape
>Sarfraz Rabnawaz, 35, of Bradford, is charged with two counts of rape
>Wajid Addalat, 43, of Halifax, is charged with rape
>Sajid Addalat, 45, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape
>Nazim Hussain, 43, of Bradford, is charged with conspiracy to rape
>Nadeem Saddiqque, 43, of Sheffield, is charged with rape
>Saquab Hussain, 43, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape
>Sadakat Ali, 48, of Bradford, is charged with rape
>Ziarab Mohammed, 48, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape
>Imran Raja Yasin, 41, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape
>Zulfiqar Ali, 40, of Bradford, is charged with two counts of rape
>Malik Abid Qadeer, 64, of Halifax, is charged with five counts of rape
>Kamran Amin, 45, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape
>Mohammed Akhtar, 51, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape
>Ali Zulfiqar, 38, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape
>Shafiq Ali Rafiq, 40, of Dewsbury, is charged with two counts of rape
>Amir Shaban, 45, of Halifax, is charged with rape
>Sakeb Nazir, 36, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape

>>215966182 (OP)
stop posting this lordosis bint

>>215966367
Tennis and running are good ones, would add cycling as well

>>215966376
oh you MAD making things up omdz stinky mad

catbergs in the sodding bath

>>215966408
stop noticing things and stop asking questions rorke

>>215966408
if yanks can deport irish, why cant brits do this to pakis?

>>215952054
Good lad

>>215966435
what a little wog

>>215966435
whats he doing in there then

Why are there about 5 'the UK is bad' threads on /int/ atm? There's normally one but not this many.

>>215966416
I used to post this Italian bird quite often (not Gio). I've lost the webms after a post-wank clarity moment where I deleted all my porn, so all I have now is Gio, the Finnish lady, and some random bitches.

>>215966451
dont call him a wog

>>215966445
Sir Nigel Farage will do it when he's PM

Bosh!

>>215966497
sorry

>>215966495
Mid body but her face is 10/10 so no one will care

Just woke up and got to wanking right away no porn involved just a good healthy wank now ive got the van morrison on
https://youtu.be/AYqJtqyeilE?si=Kzpfz-_yOpDYO3N-

>>215966442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gklmIIyOVQ

>>215966493
>5
rookie numbers

feeling disrespectful about other cultures

got banned from /r/ukpolitics, some thread was about irish people in the uk not respecting the remembrance day and all that. one post said 'the thing is we irish just never forget' and i posted 'you literally forgot your own language, you're just being rude in our country because you don't have an actually distinctive culture to centre your identity on'

don't think thats on that

>>215966536
Conversely, this Asian lass is quite runty looking but her squishy arse makes up for it (especially given how hard it is for Asian ladies to grow arses).

how many girls you shagged in 2025 then lads? I know shagging usually peaks in the run up to Christmas but good to take stock early

>>215966510
its alright

>>215966623
1 because I've been married for 5 years

>>215966593
you're obviously a spasticky gimp for posting there anyway mate
frankly you had it coming

>>215966623
Mate I haven’t fucking shagged anyone but my hand ever in my whole life so just fuckinh pack it in yeah

>>215966217
All that effort and you couldn't even name the classes right - the traditional model is obsolete. Nowadays it's pic related - personally I'm a 7

Parents are obviously related lol
I love the NHS!

brotherberg goes to a grammar school and everyone aside from him and a few of his classmates are either black brown or foreign white
how does this happen

>>215966698
aint nobody using that shit LMAO!! :cry: :skull: :pray: :wiltedrose:

listening to billie eyelash

4chan should really be for incels only. i can't believe i share this board with sex havers, some of whom are married with kids

>>215966593
Got banned for saying any left winger who supports mass immigration is just a useful idiot for international capital

There is a genocide in Wales and I will never stop raising awareness for it

>>215966730
mental how reddit turned on the artist for offending trannies that actually look like left

tickle tickle
haha

>>215966725
The ONS has since 2001. In what world is a self employed landscaper raking in 100k a year "working class" lol

>>215966733
*acts normal near you*

>>215966733
fucking hell almost sniffed the screen bet her feet smell nice

>>215966733
You’ll be happy to know that most of them are lying

>>215966733
not your secret club

>>215966678
He looks even more ghoulish than him

>>215966756
Me when I moisturise my balls on a cold winters morning

>>215966623
8. None to be proud of though

>>215966756
KEK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjxugyZCfuw

>>215966758
They're petit bourgeois

>>215966780
are you from california?

>>215966756
:)

>>215966758
A lot of successful people with dire working class backgrounds or upbringings will still consider themselves as working class. Some may not.
It's about more than just your salary

>>215966772
LOL I know I personally have never lied about any sex stuff I’ve said on here. It’s normal and this is a random sample of the population, there will be many sex havers here and probably a higher than normal amount of incels owing to the sites nature

>>215966623
4 but all were pretty hot

me and the lads

>>215966777
yeah i really dont know how many of our citizens need to die
surely her death should remove them all?
nope
nothing happens
haha!

>>215966798
No

I am not ashamed to be Indian.
Microsoft CEO, Indian
Google CEO, Indian
Youtube CEO, Indian
IBM CEO, Indian
Adobe CEO, Indian
UK Prime Minster was Indian
future President of USA will be Indian

A black guy and a white guy go up to an Indian guy at a club, they start making fun of him and say that Indians get no women. The Indian guy then proceeds to make a bet that he can pick up more women than both of them by the end of the night. If he wins he pays them $1000 each, if he loses they each give him $1000. The black and white guys look at each other and say "easy money" and proceed to make the bet. The black guy starts by aggressively flirting with every woman, and the white guy tries buying them drinks to impressive them. The Indian sits quietly. 1 hour passes.. 2 hours pass.. 4.. 8.. it is finely over. The black guy got together with 5 women, the white guy with 5 as well. However the Indian is nowhere to be seen. Finally they spot him on the 2nd floor with 50 women. No! This can't be! How did he do it! The Indian walks down to the ground floor and asks for his $2000, they give it to him. They ask him for his secrets and tips. The Indian says " Simple, I sat down in the corner for 7 hours, at the final hour I rented the top floor for $1500 for one hour, I then proceeded to invite all the women. Simple investing bhai, smart work se badhye." This is why India will rule the world.

>>215966810
>consider themselves
>It's about more than just your salary
Well wouldn't you know, the ONS model accounts for both of these factors!

smocaine 3

>>215966838
texas?

that incel urge to cope by saying everyone around you must be lying about being fairly normal, ahh it hits sweet

>>215966829
need the white gangs locked up for encroaching on black business

>>215966623
none I haven't had sex since 2013

honestly i could have sex every single day but i just cant be arsed
id rather play games
im gay howeverthoist, i dont think it counts

ZOOMERS

>>215966856
Mad thing is people here call me a liar for sharing absolutely true anecdotes from my vile agonising incel life. Idk what they believe life is like outside of their bedrooms

Look how defensive he got LOL
Wasn’t even replying to him

batondem activating

>>215966597
lovely squishy arse

>>215966623
never ever had sex with a girl, not even a kiss or held hands

>>215966902
it’s a couple of permanently online virgins that live here, they think everyone is playing their game of make believe in /brit/ and not that people are just talking about normal shit

ex gfberg was really horny one of them BPD types always wanted to shag kinda got bored after a while but now i always wank to the thought of fucking her arse

>>215966853
Oregon

Fucking hell everything feels good after a wank

>>215966760
AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

pg tips are leaky

MAXIMUM triggered levels achieved .. Belgium flag .. ACTIVATED!!!!

>>215966942
Corrrrr

Thank you english for bringing this to our towns!

Had a fuck tonne of warts appear on my fingers a few months back, took 500mg of zinc a day and now they're all gone - pocket the knowledge fellas

dem a airmasses, a squeak yeh? x

>>215966998
You can buy an entire housing estate for just under a million pounds?

>>215966948
Had a wank on pure imagination with my morning erection and it was lovely. Wasnt dirty and filithy and evil like a pornwank

love winding heathernonce up he’s a simple man

>>215966851
Hmm, most interesting

>>215966945
sounds nice. plenty of nature.

kudos to the spammer for posting under the belgian flag which i will swiftly filter now that i have the 'tension

all nice and well but the snappydem finna get clarted x

>>215966316
heavy stuff

>>215967059
Serious question, what colour is your skin?

>>215966623
Three
Two old flings and a girl I broke up with
They all hate me now lol

>>215967065
he is a timmy

>>215967065
am black

>>215966832
>19
Yeah its genuinely mad, these "kids" from warzones like Sudan are already so fucked up before arriving here. There was a kid on the news the other day in Sudan he was showing the reporter all the dead bodies where he lived, he was holding up a jaw bone with a pair of pliers then he went to get a femur bone which still had some meat/flesh on it. They are so damaged/desensitised to violence they can never be "fixed"

So in what circumstances will they ever be beneficial to this country/society?! Politicians are genuinely deluded and so detached from reality of whom they keep letting in.

The lad in your pic murder the woman because they had a slight disagreement over a phone charger. How can these people ever be able to operate in society?
>Boss tells them off for doing something wrong?
*Goes get a kitchen or screwdriver*
>Argument over a parking space or someone's driving
*Goes get a kitchen or screwdriver*
>Cant get a GF
*Goes get a kitchen or screwdriver*
>Train station employee tells them they need to pay for a ticket
*Goes get a kitchen or screwdriver*

>>215967022
It’s one little shit caravan for that price my boy

Not decided if I should have jacket spuds with tuna and mayo or spag bol.

“I am going to kill myself”, he said, loudly. “It’s fucking over. It’s so over. We are never coming back from this. I am never going to recover from this. It’s all downhill from here. It’s over. My life is worthless, I’m never going to amount to anything. It’s never going to get better. I’m never going to get a girlfriend. I’m never going to own property. All the future has for me is pornography and junk food and super hero movies. I will never feel happy again. Never feel content. I will only ever feel an ambivalent vague discomfort, and pay a monthly subscription to things that momentarily soothes this universal dull ache. Like grinding your teeth, forever. There’s no purpose, no love, nothing worthwhile. Or there is, but I will never access it. I will never achieve it. It’s just going to be this, this grey, dull vapidness, an absence more than a thing. My life is ruined. I am ruined. As a being in the world I will never be able to provide anything positive to it, only slowly, pathetically, take from it, feed of it, like a parasite. No one will ever love me. I will never be happy again. It’s over. I give up.”

why would you do this here of all places

>>215966998
ai generated ass town

>>215967065
mate he was posting 2 minutes ago on his brit flag moaning about being lying about having sex on here. come on pay attention

>>215967144
LOL schizo

>>215966840
Notice how they're all just CEOs none of them are founders or innovators

>>215967162
https://voca.ro/1SYtuAoueQzv

wish i kept playing league. could've had a gf like this by now

LOL yeah but the cronem are about to be heinous and vigorous x hahaha

>>215967139
what a chad

>>215967128
In fairness you do get a million-dollar (or pound) view with said caravan.

>>215967179
screaming

brittany venti sex arse

>>215967037
It's heaven but i still want to kms

>>215967185
Yeah but she would have a bigger cock than yours.

heathernonce getting violated

>>215967179
LOL

>>215966536
Literally me as 173cm manlet

>>215967195
thats nice timmy

brought a tear to my eye

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760799151145652.webm

>>215967212
you sure?

why brit so fast

>goes get a kitchen
Lol what?

>>215967222
crodie??
are u gonna tek dat

Why has heatherpaedo suddenly turned against Ziedy? Thought they were bros?

>>215967139
porn addiction
see an attractive female, think "oh i'd like to wank to her later" and, being a porn addict, you have zero impulse control

>>215966217
Not met many upper middle class then. Alcoholism is rampant, just more classy. Fine wine every night. Posh whisky.

Map men? more like MAPPA men

>>215967197
No you don’t. Don’t defend them.

>>215967256
bruv.. it’s the same virgin come on

>>215967256
His mum turned off the landing light last night so he hasn't slept

Sipping a strong veve

nothing to see here

>>215967256
Discord drama

fackin milwol

bulbousdem a give di violation x

>>215967290
highly LEGAL post

>>215967290
erm... janny... i think you'll want to see this

the slap sound in this made my dick turn to diamond

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760799151145652.webm

eating chips

Yes janman this way hurry hurry

>>215967232
I'd stick my pp in there if you catch my drift

he tekking dat from vocaroo anon heathernonce is tekking dat tap tap

>>215967325
moron
>>215967334
imbecile

dem a hand out di tek dat
mmhmm dem a stretch di hymenclart x

>>215967325
>The posh homosexual zionist
Yeah not listening to that shite

For that guy from earlier this is how much pasta a real man eats

>>215967358
why did u let that anon give u tap tap crodie

>>215967364
Could eat thrice that then go for a swim

>>215967347
that fat fuck dyrus got to do it and he just played league

bros too retarded to realise he was being insulted in the vocaroo

>>215967358
Imagine the inner world of this man. His last thoughts at night before he drifts off to sleep. The dreams that come to him night after night. When he lays upon his deathbed, the regrets he will have. Stupefying

>>215967364
I.e. you are a literal fat cunt, most people eat half that shared between two

LMAO I posted the wrong webm hahha

this is the one that made my dick diamonds

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760809177731014.webm

my crodie tek dat :(

>>215967325
this is all scripted you naive idiot

>>215967373
its satire, nothing serious

>>215967412
lol

>>215967364
Starter?

>>215967436
but what if he was serious and posts more crodie? He didn’t sound like he was joking

Automating AI generation and racial fetish posting on 4chan is all satire

>>215967279
Perhaps you're right. We are a nation of alcoholics it seems (ktim)

i need an autotune program to sing new cronem song, to make it sound like afro beats
i have the beat already

brits be eatin' air

>>215967388
>Feet
One can only ponder at the aroma.

>>215967347
unfunny tranny zoomer "meme"

>>215967404
Considering 100g is one portion I doubt that
Don’t cry

big john bosh crushes his wife to death after having a heart attack while attempting to fuck her for the first time since 1997

>Jewish man arrested after his Star of David ‘antagonised’ protesters
where's that natsoc poster

>>215967472
he give u tek dat crodie u gotta respond :(
It was here - https://voca.ro/1SYtuAoueQzv

Just a pocketful of hope
That's money for dope
Money for rope

>>215967477
pitiful amount of topping on those chips

>>215967412
is this how normalfaggots actually behave?

>>215967501
'Nazimong' is a spainnonce character mate

>>215967489
>100g
Dried, which when cooked makes 200g, face it you're a fat diabetic with portion issues

unfunny tranny zoomer "thread"

talk like a northerner here me, even though im a middle class southerner

>>215967522
sorry i don't have time to follow all /brit/ celebrities

i dont give a fuck about jews but
when they start appeasing muzzies i think we should not do that

what soup do i make off this tomorrow

>>215967519
It looks like a party in an American "dorm room" so you should know.

>>215967527
That pasta is dried mate…

>>215967552
eybygum

>>215966248
Existence is toil innit

dem a onyyyx, dem a onyx clart
battyman timmy dem a no like dat x

finnish girls... COT DAM

>>215967580
u a pussy clart

>Sandwich shop owner refuses to remove Union Jack artwork despite council complaints
RORKE STANDING UP TO TYRANNY

love how "real man" means being obese these days

>>215967568
That's how pasta is naturally you mong, it grows like quince and berries

>>215967562
isn't tuscan peasant soup supposed to be special
dont see that on the list

>>215967614
yeah food addicts/alcoholics are annoying

>>215967487
>unfunny tranny zoomer "meme"
I'm a 35 year old man.

for me, its 85g pasta

Marty, what do you think the average IQ of these /brit/ threads are?

shoutout to the cronem

>>215967637
mental that he agrees with the mongs in real life (he's a born again fundie christian)

On break at work having a chicken and bacon layered salad, an apple, pineapple and grape salad and a coke zero and that is lush

>>215967620
not familiar wth that soup

my crodie took dat :(

Lads would it be autistic if I opted out of doing the toil secret santa this year

Don't really like the people at work, wouldn't consider them friends at all, not sure why I should bother with this fake corporate "bonding" just tell them do it without me

is it really so much to give a man, leftypol?

>>215967670
Hope you have a good shift

>>215967678
Yes

>>215967678
never done it. i finish my toil and go home simple as

>>215967678
No

>>215967670
enjoy

thinking about female willies

>>215967686
gfberg is racist and honestly it's not cool. women should be sweet not very nice having a rorke type gf.

Apparently its "Dewilly" on Monday or something. Can't say I'll be celebrating

>>215967637
obese with a yin for fairy tails about rorke and mousey. These constructs absorb the meta narrative about having friends and the collective egregore salves their feelings of lonliness by the force of their belief that these ideas exist in reality. when in truth none of them have any friends.

>>215967566
I don't go to parties so no, I wouldn't know

>>215967718
this tbqh

>>215967670
can i see ur bum x

>>215967718
my gfberg is mad racist too, her dad is another level of Rorke lol. Don’t mind it

The pizza is out of the oven, time to feast!!

>>215967718
facts

a lot older than I look me 33 years old but sometimes get mistaken for a 31 year old

>>215967718
>>215967741
>>215967753
Lucky fucking bastards. Fuck me I'm jealous.

>>215966756
we have gaebul
it's a popular meme but also a food in south korea
but i hate it

need to upload my consciousness into a cyborg body

I've never had a gf

>>215967687
>>215967714
Thanks team

>>215967745
Only if you're seasideMARK

>>215967768
I'm 28 and still get asked for my ID when I buy paracetamol

>>215967806
...yh

in the future AI will make real /brit/ threads obsolete
we will state our /brit/ preferences to an AI and it will generate the best thread in real time and will respond to our posts in real time as well
just you and the AI

>>215967786
looks lovely mate

>>215967678
Did it last year there was no spending limit, I bought some lovely M&S wine and chocolates for someone and then I received nasty cheap tesco wine and mouldy chocolates in a plastic bag for myself, so I shan't be doing it this year

>>215967815
They just want to see the ID of the mug who's offing them self they're serving

Toilfu has no arse and small boobs but the prettiest face ive ever seen. Unfortunately she talks like a hoodrat in a 97% white mountain town. Why are zoomers like this? Im from niggerhell and im saying gee wilkers and aw snap and gosh darn and such. I dont want to be like them, i moved 3000 miles to get away from them

>>215967815
It's because it's challenge 25. Anyone who looks under 25 has to be IDd for restricted products.

>>215967831
99% of these threads content are random garbage

an AI can already generate random inane replies

>>215967857
she recepient of quicktap rn by hellcat driving cronem

Sir Net Zero

used to work at tesco and whenever i would ask girls for their ids would smile and giggle

>>215967869
Not cause of that, because my mates never get ID'd for their alcohol or energy drinks.

>>215967783
It's weird to want that so much lad
All girls are naturally a bit racist even if they don't admit it, even the most liberal woman will cross the street at night if a dark man is coming the other way, but a woman being vocally racist is a red flag that she's got a screw loose to be honest with you

>>215967851
i wouldnt either fuck that

>>215967881
this is like saying modern art is random garbage
it isn't, it's intentional and profound just like /brit/

>>215967901
Probably because your mates are a figment of your imagination

Anonymous 18/10/25(Fri)16:43:11 No.73248129

>be me
>wake up at 2pm
>mum already nicked the last bacon roll
>go down Co-op in joggers and slippers
>bird behind the counter looks like she’s been up since Thatcher
>grab meal deal (ham sarnie, Monster, Wotsits)
>contactless doesn’t work, gotta use chip and pin like a peasant
>step outside, starts raining sideways
>some chav on a scooter calls me “nonce” for no reason
>bus splashes me
>Monster leaks in my pocket
>back home, no signal
>sit in silence and stare at the damp wallpaper
>tfw it’s only Friday afternoon

Want me to make it themed? (e.g. football, Brexit rant, pub night, London vs North, etc.)

>>215967902
I love Hitler, so she would have to be extremely racist mate.

so who’s getting a gf in 2026 then? Big year for gf getting by all accounts

>>215967920
Don't project your sad fantasies onto me, one of us is living a lie and it ain't me fella

sabby c is on snl tonight, god i love her

>>215967944
not me. it's too late anyway

>>215966182 (OP)
the big dumper

>>215967944
completed it last year mate

>>215967922
don't worry mate you'll find a girlfriend some day just focus on your GCSEs for now

>>215967955
Timmy can't handle the banter

Mental how we use cardboard or paper everything so that thirdies can use and throw away endless plastic

>>215967983
TAKE ME BACKKKKKKKKKK

>>215967944
Me

splash training while waiting for my addy med helms to sell. big 1500gp profit per helm on those.

>>215968000
they litter everywhere here too. sick of it

>>215967994
Er

I am an anti-federalist

>>215968024
they're not human

>>215968039
yes! It’s the same fucking person

>>215968000
Need to depopulate the third world and find a system of taxing them for all the pollution and waste they produce
We shouldn't be allowing biomass to destroy our beautiful planet it's a disgrace

>>215967902
>even the most liberal woman will cross the street at night if a dark man is coming the other way
They'll do this for any man

>>215967921
mad how the ai really captured the core of a /brit/ post

>>215968057
Don't be greedy

according to /int/ every country shit
america is "cooked" due to blacks and browns
europe is muslim
everywhere is third world
the nordic countries are now taking a nose dive into shit because of leftypol propaganda

is there a single place on the planet worth living on?

wen dat Belgium flag get back here he gon get da vocaroo he got no voice

>>215968057
Mad how bleak that is

>>215968079
America is where you want to be I make 42k a year my same job in America makes average 150k

>>215968079
japan

>>215968079
Poland

>>215968079
Donegal.

>>215968118
I'd live there

>>215966182 (OP)
>>215966182 (OP)
>>215966182 (OP)

>>215968079
I don’t even know anymore

the world is a vampire

>>215968079
Nigeria
use your superior intelligence to scam them and live like a king

Getting McDonald's as a treat


Sometimes it's the little things in life that are the best

poo edish

>>215968164
Secret destroyers

>>215968103
This has already been proven fake you mong

Shall be waking up at 5AM tomorrow

>>215968079
that's the beautiful thing about globalism lad. you take a national problem and you make it a global one.

>>215968171
>Sometimes it's the little things in life that are the best
like your penis?

>>215964428
>>215964428

>>215968210
If you say so

>>215968210
Didn't know you enjoyed mens cocks

>>215968210
like his cock do you

>>215968210
didnt think this one through did you mate

right, can we stop with the silly little posting the old editions gimmick please? wasnt funny the first time, certainly not funny the 100th or 1000th time is it?

new

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>>215968215
that thread is all used up, just like that finnish whore

>>215968224
>>215968231
>>215968246
>>215968262
not what i meant shut it

>>215967466
Yes I know some of them. They drive their Range Rovers to the holiday home in France and stock up on posh wine for their cellar because everyone knows that the French don't export the best stuff. They hide their alcoholism behind a veneer of class. Their red nose is from too long on the golf course. The gout flairs ups are hereditary and from eating a Mediterranean diet, and not from being piss heads. I hear the same sort of excuses all the time from those types.

>>215968079
Baltics, Poland, Hungary and Czechia is what the rorkedem are saying are best