Thread 215969787

new worlders be like
>this historic church was built in 1920

old worlders be like
>we wuz niggaz n shiet

my town was founded in 1857

>>215969873
tudors were brazilian?

To be fair Quebec has stuff from the 1600s and Puerto Rico from the 1500s, and some others also.

>>215969787 (OP)
My town was founded in 919 AD wich makes it older than poland by 47 years

When Poles where occupying Moscow, or we having our wars with the Ottomans, there were French towns in North America and Spanish towns already a few decades old.

>>215969787 (OP)
My town was founded in 1532 though

>>215969787 (OP)
My local church was built in 1260 thougheverbeit.

>>215969787 (OP)
1904 actually* get it right fag

Can we get Trump to bring back the dick vein?

>>215969787 (OP)
we have nothing to boast about. yeah castles and churches are old but all the houses are in the majority of cases from the 19th century onwards

>>215969787 (OP)
The USA has more history and culture than the majority of the fake countries in Europe, but this coming from a Poolish flag of all places is hilarious.

>>215969787 (OP)
your country didnt even exist until like after WWI

>>215969787 (OP)
>live in a city founded in 1095
>princedom, which this city belonged to, had its capital completely destroyed by the Mongols in the 1237s
>fast forward to the 18th century, and your city gets the name of that long-destroyed princely capital despite the fact that its ruins are some 50 km away from your city
Anyone knows that feel?

>>215970402
I tought this church was demolished by an earthquake or something and they wanted to replace it with a modern monstrosity. Did they finally rebuilt it?

>>215971124
story of every small town in eastern poland
>founded in like 1059
>had a castle which was destroyed in the 1660s swedish war along with 2/3 of the population
>lost city rights after the 1860s uprising
>it had a jewish ghetto in ww2 which was liquidated in 1943 alongside half of the residents

>>215970361
holy shit that flag

Europeans be like
>here you see the ancient fortress of the great king Cerwythnyvbn VII from 400 AD, a cultural landmark in my country

>>215971207
nope still in ruins sadly

>>215969787 (OP)
My city's cathedral was built in the year 1582 albeit though

>>215971296
My city does have a kremlin with cathedrals, churches, and what not but all of them date to the 17th century. The oldest structure is the earthen wall around it from the 13th century, lmao.

>>215971344
Silence newfag

>>215971629
>earthen wall
yeah the most common old structure here is a "grodzisko" – a place where a wooden castle used to stand a long time ago

there is a pyramid in iraq, older than the ones in egypt and americans desecrated it because jews did 9/11

>>215971917
and?

>>215971427
I have 5 of those in my backyard

>>215971537
Sad, I hope they will rebuild it

>>215969787 (OP)
>Poland is just over 100 years old

>>215971537
why? It's been 15 years

>>215969787 (OP)
I mean if my town was founded in the 1910s then IT IS pretty historical

>>215970087
America has plenty of buildings from the 1600s

>>215973361
I wouldn't say plenty

>>215973473
shut up fat

>>215969787 (OP)
Old worlders be like
>check out this ancient building from 1100ce!

>>215973511
rude

>>215969787 (OP)
What's the oldest building in Poland?

>>215969787 (OP)
So? I am not native to this land, so if I was to brag I would go >muh heritage but that's cringe

"Historic" just means "please don't build goycattle apartments here"

>>215969787 (OP)
Most new worlders still live where the spanish and portuguese settled around 1500-1700. This meme only works with americans because of manifest destiny and suburbanization

>whoa hon hon mon ami look at zees auld sheet zat ze dead paypals made before mon oui waz born-ed are zou not how zoo say eet, zee yellus??
no. your generation has done fuck all. mine is turning the moon into a hardee's. your ancestors would be embarrassed of what fags you've become.

>>215973689
>turning the moon into a hardees
What did he mena by this

>>215973718
iykyk/i wouldnt worry about it

euros be like
>here's a 376 year old building that we converted into a gambling den

>>215969898
the church in my bumfuck nowhere village is older than your town

>>215973876
>reconstructed in 1964 from a drawing someone found in a drawer

>>215973876
What about this guy though? >>215970302

>>215973616
probably something in Kraków as it was one of the oldest cities and least damaged during ww2

>>215973987
bumfuck nowhere villages weren't bombed during ww2 so you are wrong, although the jews we had in the village dissapeared after the war, maybe they migrated to israel or something

>>215974092
Any prehistoric monuments or early churches, maybe?

>>215969787 (OP)
>>215969898
My home city is from 1820.

KINO

Euros be like
>this historic church was built in 1020

>>215971427
The oldest building a walking distance from me is a majestic tower in working condition and its pretty tall
When I first moved here I thought it used to be part of castle or it was a watchtower for an important baron or burger
It was part of a barn, the owner was just a random no name peasant, there is nothing historical of note related to the tower in almost 900 years it survived by pure luck

>>215969787 (OP)
euros be like

>>215976609
Germans prefer doing this to themselves because Chernobyl or algo

>>215976346
That's not a church

>>215976891
Neither is OPs frog

>>215977257
His surname is Kirk

>>215969787 (OP)
My state was established in 1912

>>215974194
They were prob killed anon.

>>215976787
imagine being f***ch

In my town there’s an area known as ‘Oldchurch’, the ‘new’ church that replace it was built in the 15th century.

>>215977792
? thats an abandoned church, you demolished an entire inhabited town to mine coal you tard

>>215977792
looks like an ugly late-19th/early-20th century church anyway

>>215969787 (OP)
old worlders be like
>This ancient church is 500 years old, I can feel muh ancestors in here, vgh Evropa (completely destroyed in WW2, rebuilt in 1994)

>>215969787 (OP)
didnt anglo migrate to america since 15th century, that pretty ancient

>>215977983
Drake claimed 'Nova Albion', a chunk of California, in the 1570s, but it came to nothing.
Roanoke was the first attempted settlement, in Virginia, in the 1580s.
Jamestown was the first permanent and enduring colony, and that was established in 1607 AD.
The tower of [pic related] church is the only surviving structure from the original Jamestown settlement, and built in the late 1630s

>>215969787 (OP)
My town was founded in the 1850s and has multiple buildings dating from that time intact

>>215969787 (OP)
My town, just yesterday
"our town is 300 yo. The capital is only 150 yo"
>Guy who said this likely lives in the capital
>the place he stood on, like 90% of the area of the "city", only got developed post 2000
>it's funny that the next town just celebrated its "400th" anniversary.

>>215978163
What state?

>>215969787 (OP)
this picture gave me a boner

What good is ancient european history when modern europeans are more than willing to give it all up and even destroy it if they can just bring in one more brown asylum seeker (migrant).

piltover is only 200 years old