Thread 215969831

Caturday Edition

Old - >>215964578

Already Sunday here

>>215969858
Don't care, never asked

Picking my nose.

>>215969831 (OP)
meow

Lemme see if I have any cat images

>>215969912
just sent that freak into orbit

Fuck janny

>>215969958
lol retard try not to make em early

WASPs vs WASCs

who wins?

filo anime

oh my god he is so attractive

>>215969980
Are you seriously siding with the fucking janny? The fucking janny who does it for free?

>>215969977
he cooked it too much!!

>>215970000
Janny can be based sometimes

>>215970000
I don't give a fuck

>>215969436

>>215969908

for cat anon fren

>>215969988
LMAO!!

>>215969984
Protestants can be thanked for civilization.

>>215970052
you lost a lot of weight good for you finnfriend

>>215970039
But that's gay anon

>>215970084
chat is this real

>>215970067
not really lol the people that civilized and brought civilization to the northern europeans (which is where protesantism is dominant) were first the Romans Pagans and then the Roman Catholics

Novels, Orchestral music, plays can all be traced back to the catholic church

>>215970107
yes it's real, cats' fur is incredibly thick but their actual bodies are small so they can do that kind of stuff

>>215970107
@grok saar pls verify

People say you shouldn't kick someone when they're down but that's the funniest time to kick someone

>>215970144
wot how?

BIG fan of this mix of trance songs on YouTube: https://youtu.be/iSRhIeEFQf4
BONUS: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwMbJHbPTdVV6cB91qhfd3fO59MgaC0C5

Bored as fuck, wish i was high as fuck and a thot would flash me her tits.

does anyone have the webm of the cat dancing

>>215970204
why is your filename all fucked up

>>215970189
It's the most effective, too. Fighting fair is for losers. Winners fight to win

When I lived in Hollywood we had several choices for beer.

The worst one was across the street at the liquor store. They charged tourist prices for beer, we called this store "Beverly Hills"
The second choice was a little farther away down on the corner of the block, they had ok prices and were relatively close. The store was ran by these Russian dudes so we'd say "You wanna go to the Russians?" when discussing our beer run.
Third option was Food for Less. The supermarket had by far the best prices but it was a 15 minute walk (we didn't have a car). We would go there if we had just paid rent and were low on cash

>>215970095
Can't wait for her Exploited College Girls appearance.

>>215970234
why did you live in hollywood

>>215970234
15min walk is nothing

>>215970249
Because it was close to work

>>215970249
because i tried to make it in the movie industry

>>215970260
I didn't say it was something

>>215970242
Why not GDP? but she's smart enought to get simps on tiktok rather than getting fucked on camera for 500 bucks

>>215970234
Did you enjoy it? Hollywood seemed like shit place if you're poor desu

>>215970351
cringy ass music

gonna go buy a handle of vodka probably

>>215970318
>BUT it was a 15min walk
>we only went when we needed to save cash
Well you heavily implied it

little bit of chicken fried, cold beer on a friday night....

>Now in its seventh week, the BCGEU (British Columbia General Employees' Union) strike has stopped alcohol [and cannabis] distribution across the province, leaving pubs, restaurants and private retailers without critical inventory during one of their busiest times of the year. The B.C. Liquor Distribution Branch — the province’s sole alcohol distributor for private businesses — has been effectively shut down. Government-run liquor stores are also closed.
FUCK UNIONS.

>>215970333
>Hollywood seemed like shit place if you're poor desu
It's just L.A. contrary to popular belief Hollywood isn't some glamorous high profile place. It's full of working class . I lived off the Strip on Hollywood and Sycamore

>>215970422
Uh paira' boobs that bounce juss right

>>215970422
its saturday

And may your first child be a masculine child

just found out about melanin receptors

>>215970396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiSfTyrvJlg

>>215970422
>chicken fried steak
>actually beef

>>215970404
any mixer with that?

>>215970470
How dare you presume my unborn childs gender. Alao how dare I presume it's gender presenting identity

>>215970470
*foist

>>215970396
>cringy
I laffed

>>215970499
yeah it wouldn't be a steak otherwise

>>215970496
limp wristed queer

>>215970448
Makes sense. I live in Norcal so I get it. I did enjoy the vibe a lot and then people seem laid back compared to techtards here

>injured
>can't work out
>bored as a cunt
might relapse bruh idgaf i'm finna get wasted on weed and alcachol

>>215970496
Have some real music

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H4Rnb_G0Vpg&list=RDH4Rnb_G0Vpg&start_radio=1&pp=oAcB

>>215970505
might mix it with some pills

>>215970527
fair I guess

>>215970547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va87qt0VZ2M

>>215970571
Where is "here"?

>>215970642
holy shit you fucking retard READ THE POST NIGGER

At the wedding, ti's ok

>>215970642
Bay (gay) Area

>>215970666
Whoa the rapper and actor TI is there?!

>>215970642
Oh wait norcal
Sorry I didn't read what you said completely

>>215970451
I have never lived a moment where I see a pair of deep south titties bounce while I devour my third plate of fried chickun...

>>215970636
good song

fake news, Im the only northern Californian in /cum/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiAyUHKIwi0

cat fren where you at

>>215970750
no faggot there's quite a few

Ok now I'm getting kinda hungiver

>I live in california
how to say your breath and farts smell like cum without saying your breath and farts smell like cum

seething irrelevant flyover

>>215970577
I started playing a ton of steel beasts when I injured my wrist and couldn't do anything

all these no kings protest makes me think that America is the logical conclusion of the reformation and the french revolution.

From there all ills stem of not submitting to the authority of a king and strong national leaders like the Pope, Hitler, Caesar, Hadrian

#deep

Would you mindy kaling

>>215970896
No not because she’s fat and ugly but because she fetishizes white men

>>215970779
bullshit

>>215970886
got em

>>215970801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F-WqdmZwd8

>>215970871
You're underage

>>215970927
I wouldn't cause she's fat and ugly and a jeetess

>>215970871
The boomers are just dying mad their little social revolution made the earth sick and it's going to fall apart. They're guilty is what they are

need to kill myself

Did you hear about the Mexican firefighters

If you think about it, people complaining about the littering in India are just libtard environmentalists. Because climate change is fake, man can litter as freely as he wishes but there will always be plenty of clean drinking water and food, as guaranteed in the Bible.

https://youtu.be/86E9d5PMCxA

>>215970944
how am I wrong though?

I used to think that America could be based and that this progressivism was a temporary ill rather than something that is hardcoded and hardwired into America but I eventually come to the realization that all this progressivism is hardwired into America for it takes influence from the reformation and french revolution which are both rebellions against the ultimate authority (God and his Church)
>>215970984
idk America was founded from the principles of the reformation and french revolution which are both rebellions against the ultimate authority and collective good in favor of one own interest and ones own good

burning myself with a lighter

>>215971153
based retard

I hate junkies so much, man.

>>215971214
I haven't used Facebook in so long

Bought a lot of cool magic cards off of a junkie but this was like 10 years ago before they were worth retarded amounts of money

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>215971269
Saaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeee.

>>215971214
did he steal the pokemaon cards you were gonna buy?

so no one is going to argue against my American french revolution and reformation take

>>215971303
enjoy your cuppa

I'm almost done with my pot of coffee to be desu

https://xcancel.com/Rightanglenews/status/1971755842770030610
Ethnic organized crime looting the social safety net in your state's largest city is the shape of YOUR 2030s

>>215971214
>looser

>>215971490
My bussy is looser

My man thought he was slick

lmao crazy

>>215971518
embarassing

finished burning myself with a lighter

chicken biryani for lunch

>>215971269
Based

>>215971363
you're right
give us another take

>>215971518
goddamn how awkward

>/cum/ dead on a saturday
/cum/ is filled with normies confirmed

goon'd again

>>215971518
Nothing wrong with stealing from Muslims, after all they stole Europe.

you’re a dog faced lying pony soldier man you got the morals of a freakin alley cat

>>215971518
Lmao

>>215971738
>Nothing wrong with stealing from Muslims
unironically true

i wish i was born 100 years in the future

up $59 over the last 2 days gambling

Sometimes I prank call random Tim Hortons and tell them they smell like shit and to go back to India xD

>>215971829
you coulda quadrupled that betting on shitcoins

I lost $600 one night in gambling and swore off of it and put myself on the self-exclusion list

wish someone would beat me to death

>build more housing
>rent becomes cheaper
where's the flaw?

Never been to a casino in my life

>>215971909
time to buy the dip

>>215971912
>>rent becomes cheaper
cool it with the anti-semetic remarks

>>215971912
new housing is ugly

going to watch american psycho for the fourth time this week

the world is gay and retarded, and also full of niggers

>>215972035
why?

I miss all the cool things we do but what I miss the most is watching movies with you

>>215971812
I wish I was born in the middle of the 19th century.

why the fuck is a double cheeseburger almost $5

Just barfed out my ass.

>>215972063
i adore it. it's my favorite movie of all time. i don't like other movies

got a swollen knuckle

>>215971853
Thats fucked up

>>215971853
sometimes i go to the library and put the bibles in the fiction section lol

>>215971923
it's kinda fun, the big vegas casinos.

wish they weren't so overpriced though. boomers had the best of vegas

>>215971912
There is no circumstance in which rent will EVER become cheaper.

I've noticed I get tired more quickly now. And that I just want to always take naps.

> in spain on vacay with dad
> walk past gay bar
> dad says wow what a sausage fest, except for the couple girls in front
> he didn't realize they were drag queens
> he didnt realize it was a gay bar

I think that people in the universities know in their hearts that they need to be disempowered

going to smoke weed and make cookies

>>215972189
get dat nigga some glasses!!!

should I buy beer

>>215972054
hear hear

2 gerbils are walking past a gay bar. one turns to the other and says "wanna go in and get shitfaced?"

the state holds the monopoly on violence. seems like they could be wielding it more effectively

>>215972250
I don't get it

>>215972250
@grok explain

>>215971912
>>build more housing
>>rent becomes cheaper
>where's the flaw?
PLEASE think of the investors

>>215972262
gay men shove gerbils up their asses, one of the reasons why i'm homophobic

>>215972290
investors? surely you mean...BOOMERS

smash or pass?

>>215972335
Pass

>>215972327
> boomers

thread on /tv/ got one reply

>>215972346
yes

>>215972347
lemme bump ya bud

>>215972303
Literally never heard of guys doing this IRL. When I've been with guys usually it's just swapping blowjobs

>>215972335
smash

/tg/ here reminding you all to pay your rent to Ms. Greenberg on time or else

>>215972290
I don't want to build more housing cause it'll just get built on what was previously untouched nature. I'd rather we kick out the 5 million jeets that have moved here in the past 5 years and make space that way.

>>215972335
Any port in a storm

going to china soon, how do i get an escort?

me so horny. me luv you long time

>>215972406
In the food apps if you see a dish that's oddly expensive like bean sprouts for $200 that's a hooker

Goshesque

>>215972234
>>215972234
damn...too easy

I have noticed that if I adopt a stealth subversive strategy to demoralize and doompill a competing fandom it has a measurable effect on the number of posts in the threads. I will only grow more efficient and effective as time passes. I will purge the competing fandom from this place.

>>215972426
Lol

>>215972430
just like your mom

>>215972400
>the mentally ill foid is also a creepshot pervert
utterly munted creature you are, huh

>>215972437
bodied that sick freak

alright fuck you guys, Im buying beer

>>215972400
me every morning trying to piss

>>215972373
>When I've been with guys usually it's just swapping blowjobs
Its better that way. But I have an older bf now and its pretty chill. Not worried about STDs cause we only fuck each other. And hes always clean as hell so I don't mind fucking him. Which I often do cause he's too old to stay hard for longer than like 20 minutes lol

>>215972468
buy liquor instead

>>215972347
was it me telling you to fuck off and die?

>>215972435
Kinda in arrears in the respect department, arentcha?

>>215972503
but I already have liqour

>>215972508
no

>literal faggots now blogging about their escapades
yeah /cum/'s dun out I fear

>>215972459
bob is king

Blessed that I don't enjoy drinking desu. I have an addictive personality but I was also gifted with a dislike of alcohol in terms of effect.

>>215972397
I mean yes same. And/or enact laws preventing more than one baby for immigrants

>>215972468
fuck you and your beer

>>215972536
A salad, the shits literally poison anyway

For me it's chartreuse

we need a cataclysmic event to kill off most of the world's population

>>215972536
Same but I do smoke a lot of weed

>>215971882
I've never gambled. I don't really get the appeal. It doesn't seem fun at all. Even in video games, I try it and I'm just like "why would a bet something I have currently for something I might get in return?"

>>215972556
FUCK YOU TEXAS, AND YOUR LONE STAR BEER
*avalanche of empty beer cans*

>>215972536
I don't drink top

> do
Why does this word filter the crap out of ESLs?

>>215969831 (OP)
Guess where I am

>>215972567
I want to try this, last words sound amazing

For me it's cocaine, a few beers, maybe a joint, 3 waters, then a make ginger and mountain tea and then I'm ready to fuck

>>215972637
looking at your grannies dildo

i'm aware of jason and brian but who is goshcel?

>>215972645
I'm too scared to do coke anymore with all the fent in it here. oh well it's not that great

>>215972594
>money if you win
>betting smart means you win more
its that simple

>>215972662
pedophile with a mexican flag

>>215972662
fukkin NEWFAG

If you faggots don't shut the fuck up about your fucking discord tranny characters

Found a beer I didn't know I had in the fridge. Praise Jesus.

I don't understand none of this zoomer gamery

>>215972652
Fuck you I bet your from new jersy

>>215972664
>I'm too scared to do coke anymore with all the fent in it here.
yeah I would be scared also, why are they doing this anyway, it doesnt make sense

>>215972693
i've been on 4chan before /int/ existed

>>215972727
>why are they doing this anyway, it doesnt make sense
Chinese soft warfare

>>215972727
strategy of tension

>>215972728
Ive been on int before 4chan existed

Im gonna do it!
dont try and stop me!

>>215972669
All of the people i know into sport betting are just breaking even. Some are deep into it

>>215972498
How old is he?

some girl told me the other day that her boyfriend was an incel

>>215972801
They are lying, retard

i chopped all the logs by hand. it was a lot, but im happy for it. my moms gonnan have a few tons of firewood to use over the next couple years.
i saved the hardest logs for last and there was some really beautiful heartwood at their cores. i decided to save them in case a carpenter wants them, because they're pretty extraordinary.
it feels sorta surreal that everythings gonna be behind me.

>>215972825
millennials really thought they were badass while playing this game lol

considering watching a movie in a vr movie theater with my headset

>put wallet in pocket of jacket
>put on jacket
>pocket swings and smacks me right in the dick

i should be able to get euthanized with barbiturates damnit

>>215972825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A08XyvU04rQ

>>215972906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5dyTee4loA
>>215972914
what's the point of the theater if you have a headset?
im not sure i understand
>>215972915
ouch
>>215972922
it does seem sorta silly that we make it so all the painless suicide methods are illegal

>>215972906
It beats whatever current tranny simulator youre playing

I just found this phrase in a novel:
>“Yeah? That’s a good job. Plenty of time to fuck the dog on a job like that.”

What the fuck is this??

>>215972915
i feel ya brother

>>215972821
Like 50
But he looks and acts younger than he is and takes real good care of himself. Not sure how permanent we'll be, but as it stands I enjoy it

>>215972967
thats not normal.
there is an idiom in english called "screw the pooch" where somebody really made a serious mistake.

>>215972915
I always put it in my trouser pocket

>>215972662
It's always some bullshit links >>215972260

>>215972982
You top a 50 year old man? Gross dude. It's supposed to be the other way around

Tara is one of the very rare women who got better with age.
When she was young she wasn't attractive but now in the autumn of her years she's a fucking knockout. A 10.

>>215972982
FIFTY!!?

what the HAIL is wrong iwth you faggots lmao

Should I get Pokemon ZA?

watching destiny

Fresh trim

>its the future
>your son has an obsession with Anthony Fauci
>posters, t-shirts, etc...
What do?

>>215973041
who dat?

>>215973011
Well it does. Games suck now and that has nothing to do with the year I was born

>>215973138
you're cooked

>>215973234
Blacks ops 2, GTA V were the last ok games

>>215973234
>Games suck now
ok retard.
bet you havent even tried arc raiders yet

>>215973260
is she a porn gal?

>>215973138
bro got the road kill special

>>215973271
Fuckin Black Ops 2 man. The good ol days

>>215973110
no, not only does it suck, but its easily emulatable

also, please appreciate the first ever shiny I've ever found in the wild

black ops 2, hardcore search and destroy, assault shield and dual executioners

shield noobs lmao

>>215973388
actual noob shit
skorpion evo rapid fire foregrip

>>215973033
>It's supposed to be the other way around
Yeh one day Ill sneak some viagra into his food and itll be better.

>>215973088
Curious how old you think I am lmao.

>>215973284
Her name is literally on the picture

>>215973408
>Curious how old you think I am lmao.
47

>>215973407
>skorpion
actual noob loadout

>>215973413
stupid bitch only has the brain power for 10 minute matches and any game with a sense of progression blows his tiny little controller grubbing mind.

>>215973379
What is this like Skyrim with pokemon?

>>215973441
no? lol
i played knife only in black ops 2 cause i was a kid but that was my brothers loadout and hi played in mlg

>>215973493
>hi played in mlg
sure thing bro

>>215973470
its like colosseum except with dogshit wild areas, MMO/gachaslop combat cooldowns, and a story that railroads you for 5 hours at the beginning of the game

my brother is dating a subhuman pajeeta

how do I convince him to leave her

>>215973438
Naw Im not that ancient yet. Older than 35 albeit

>>215972843
Why would they lie about that and in that way?

>>215973491
maybe if you actually played games you wouldnt think theyre all bad
>>215973510
why would i lie about specifically my brother playing mlg and not me? he had matches all the time on the xbox so we couldnt split screen, which is why i got into pc gaming

>>215973525
just be like "bro damn, how do you stand...the smell...??"

>>215973525
Make jokes about his kids being jeets using the jeet accent. Maybe say shit like
>DO NOT REDEEM PAPA

>>215973525
Make an AI video of her cheating on him and show it to her, she won't be able to tell it's fake. Tell her to leave your brother or you'll show it to him

>>215973550
Everyone who loses money gambling says they are about even.

>>215973525
is she cute?

i hate the day that i was born
i hate the first breath i ever drew
i hate the bosom that nursed me
i hate the heart that beats in my chest

>>215973631
sybau

cracked open a bear

>>215973680
lol

>>215973680
Um, racist and sexist much?

>>215973680
idgi

shaving my legs rn

>>215973728
and antisemitic

>>215973771
Most heterosexual troon toon poster

>>215973771
tranny

Like my father before me
I will work the land
And like my brother above me
Who took a rebel stand
He was just 18, proud and brave
But a Yankee laid him in his grave
I swear by the mud below my feet
You can't raise a Kane back up
When he's in defeat

NEW
>>215973933
NEW
>>215973933
NEW
>>215973933

IGNORE MEXICAN EARLY RETARD

>>215973771
for me? white skirt for sure