Thread 215970279

>>215970279 (OP)
jej

>>215970279 (OP)
idgi, why did he do it?

>>215970279 (OP)
Context?

>>215970279 (OP)
kek

Post that hadith with a stone saluting muhamadd

>>215974944
Bros brain was legit cooked

>>215974750
muhhamad fucked 9 year old kid named aisha and was "ridden" by zutt which were some pajeet tribe

>>215974976
Shits hilarious, these sentient rock stories always give me a chuckle

>>215974976
What's going on with talking stones in the hadiths?

>>215974944
>>215974976
>Sahih al-Bukhari 3404
Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) said, "(The Prophet) Moses was a shy person and used to cover his body completely because of his extensive shyness.<...>When he had finished the bath, he moved towards his clothes so as to take them, but the stone took his clothes and fled; Moses picked up his stick and ran after the stone saying, 'O stone! Give me my garment!' Till he reached a group of Bani Israel who saw him naked then, and found him the best of what Allah had created, and Allah cleared him of what they had accused him of. The stone stopped there and Moses took and put his garment on and started hitting the stone with his stick.

>>215975017
Oh. Muhammad was pretty fucking based then, I kinda understand muzzies now.

>>215975164
Was there some sort of hallucinogenic mold on bread back then or something and everyone was going around tripping balls constantly?

>>215975772
>getting gangbanged by jeets in the desert is based
finnbro...

>>215975164
Those stupid stones

>>215973994
Seriously though. Why? Were they mercenaries or something and he was just paying them with his bussy?

>>215976955
Holy kek

>>215976955

Inshallah mashallah and Alhamdullilah

>>215976955
AHAMDULLIAHADOOOOO

>>215970279 (OP)
ZEKEKEKEKEK
>>215975772
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

>>215970279 (OP)
Joke is on you Islamophobic chuds, be had both!

>>215978428
4chan shitpost tier lmao