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eating good tonight

Just watched a very disturbing movie - The Balko Experiment. Holy moly.

Grimes is fashy now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XqCp7Z7fgg

I'll just be having cheap fish and chips from a shoddy looking food truck.

>>215973913
drumph prefers those cookies??

grimes best song never got an official release

Where do i seek political refuge from jewish terror campaign against me?

>>215974075
kazakhstan

>>215974075
give me a snow princess gf, ivan

>>215974075
Idk new zealand?

>>215974075
myanmar (burma)

>>215974071
based

>>215974075
the JAO, because none of them are even there, it's the perfect place to hide, no one will suspect a thing.

The restaurant I'm going to tonight doesn't have salads. What's up with that?

>>215974123
fat fuck

>>215974123
why would you want a salad

>>215974123
based actually

I'm also going to a restraint tonight

>>215974147
>t. future ass cancer enjoyer

>>215974113
jews plan to resettle there in case something happened to Israel

Engineering is more difficult than med school and law school.

Always remember that an engineer can become a lawyer or a doctor if they wish to whereas a lawyer and doctor could never become an engineer.

>>215974198
I thought jews were planning on taking back ukraine in case something happened to pissrael

>>215974198
by then you will have integrated and perfected your crypto-jewish ways, this is the only way out my friend.

>>215974221
ukraine is plan b

>>215974221
No.
Ukraine will be colonized by brown people from central asia, Shelomov started the war to implement this

buying a salad at a restaurant is a foid thing to do. eat your salad at home and save the fucking $18 difference for the exact same salad.

>>215974221
Was it ever theirs?

>>215973873
Good edition but for me it's Tajiri

>>215973945
i am watching american psycho

>>215974282
that's where khazars come from innit

>>215974276
Is this not true for all food you get at a restaurant?

>>215974147
>>215974143
Not everyone wants a burger
>>215974169
He gets it

>>215974215
becoming a virtuoso on the saxophone is even harder than that

How awful american food is?
Saw several russian travel bloggers complaining about tasteless food there

>>215974344
you’ve never had a hamburger before?

my senses have been stripped

>>215974314
no. many restaurants just break even on food, they make most of their money on alcohol.

salads and pasta are the two exceptions: they make a bunch of money on them cause the ingredients are so cheap.

>>215974344
>commies cant handle they big macs

>>215974344
It really depends on where you go
>travel blogs complaining about tasteless food
Bit of a meme innit

>>215974301
i raise you the GOAT

>>215974385
That guy doesn't look serbian

>>215974306
yeah you told us, I watched it as a kid and dont remember much

If you aint dutch you aint much

I need some mental challenge

>>215974385
>

>>215974410
>t.

Are you worried about the climate in your cunt

>>215974385
It was so hot when he did the stinkface. I always wished it was me in the ring getting that big ass in my face.

ronald brumpf

People are seeing me on the streets and trying to copy my style. Sadly, it's mostly women who would cry "rape" if I ever approached them. Facebook boomers are talking about me on the Facebook town page like I'm some sort of cryptid.

>>215974474
I hate winter the less of it we get the better

>>215974344
russians cant talk shit about food your food literally looks like something i would feed my cat

if self driving cars ever got perfected to the point where you don't legally have to pay attention to the road they're going to be sex-mobiles. you could be chilling in the back seat drinking beers, rolling blunts, getting your dick sucked, playing video games, etc.

>>215974385
Meh

>>215974418
Massively overrated, I would go so far as to say mid. Shawn Michaels is the GOAT despite being a shitty person behind the scenes.

>>215974553
zoomers are scared of being in the car though and also scared of sexos with hot bitches

>>215974553
how does this benefit me personally

>>215974553
>chilling in the back seat drinking beers, rolling blunts, getting your dick sucked, playing video games, etc.
i do that already

>>215974557
>Shawn Michaels is the GOAT
>lost to taker
uhhhhhh

>>215974553
This already happens. There's even a porn channel of people fucking in a tesla as it drives itself down the road

>>215974609
i was born in january of 1997

>>215974609
Nta but what have you done

>>215974610
VGH! AmeriGODs innovate in everything. Truly the most advanced people, and a great nation favored by Elohim.

>>215974606
And that match was only watchable thanks to Shawn. He is the GOAT, maybe Ric Flair if you're a boomer who remembers the territories. Taker is a mid card act propelled to the top of the card because he was loyal to Vince in the 90's when everyone else was jumping ship to WCW.

>>215974609
this is literally me

>>215974643
grim

/cum/ is for normies in their 30s

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA

>>215974673
cope. WWE/F's most iconic moments run through taker

>"no kings"

haha

yarvinchads won again

>>215974714
Taker isn't even as iconic as Hogan let alone Shawn.

>>215974685
I'm 36, have sex regularly and have outdoor hobbies

>>215974610
>This already happens
yeah but in this scenario you could just be 1 or 2 people in the car no one driving. private citizens not doing porn and getting driven and filmed around by 2 other guys will just get driven somewhere while not having an uber driver or having to drive themselves. having no one else in the front seat while you get driven somewhere seems like itd be nice.

>>215974729
I went and it was mostly boomers and middle aged women

my outdoor hobby is incelwalking

>>215974656
I fucked ur mom

>>215974748
Can I have sex with you?

>>215974741
according to fucking who? When you think wrestlemania, Taker is iconic

>>215974786
No you may not have sex with him.
I don't consent.

>>215974763
lol

>>215974786
Are you a woman (female[biological])

>yarvinchads
Here's your tuff right wing philosopher Chad bro

>>215974792
Wrestling fans? No one but normies think Taker is iconic. His most iconic WM moment was jobbing to Brock.

>>215974801
Npr used to be pretty good but over time they drifted deeper into editorial territory

>>215974763
a bunch of queers and hippies lmao...boomers are VERY upset their entire project is crumbling down around them in their last years on the planet.

>>215974875
They are fighting a losing battle. Thankfully.

>>215974831
>His most iconic WM moment was jobbing to Brock.
ok, you really are retarded

>>215974888
I'm just glad they're still alive to see their retardation dismantled

>>215974852
Yeah even their head of editorial of 20 years left because they were too crazy and he's as left as they come

whomst /drinking/ this fine staurday

>>215974825
gosh why are libshits so terrified of this guy that they're holding an entire "protest" against him

>>215975060
here at /cum/ Incorporated we believe in Gamo supremacy

Beaners

>>215975098
No

Don't call me gringo you fucking beaner

>>215975121
shut the fuck up you rock pushing, syrup slurping mooseJockey

heteroniggas be like
"this pickle too spicy"

the wheels on the bus go round and round

I mean he's not wrong...

>>215975065
No one is terrified of the uglykike, no one has even heard of him expect terminally online retards

Why don't incels just become ob/gyn? there's probably loads of horny post menopausal milfs
in general why dont incels just fuck grannies?
There's loads of them

>>215975311
>nobody's heard of the Monarchy guy, which is why we're having a "No Kings" boomer rally xD

>Ring around the rosie
>Pocket full of posies
>Ashes, ashes,
>We all fall down!

>>215974825
Theres handsome fascists, you're just cherry picking the most autismo looking one

I love hard

>>215975369
You're the one who started the convo about men's attractiveness my guy
Stop acting like a catty fag
If you said this to my face I'd shove a railroad spike through your faggy libshit face you worthless nigger

>>215975423
slow your roll, gayboy

>>215975322
Only chad ob/gyn get to fuck grannies

>>215975423
somebody's triggered

>>215975339
Are you serious? Not a single boomer knows who this rat is

>>215975356
Yeah but I'm talking about current day losers

>>215975369
LMAO

>>215975423
seething faggot
you can't do shit

>>215975459
>Are you serious? Not a single boomer knows who this rat is
Of course they do he was featured in boomer propaganda central: the New York Times

tell me about times you've fumbled a bad bitch

>>215975632
I would but I ain't tryna write a novel here

>>215975632
I literally had a petite black bitch with a banging body tell me "let's go in the house and have sex" but I declined because I was a christfag at the time

>>215975632
its too many

>>215975632
I dont know if I fumbled her but I had a class trip with this cute girl and we went on I HOPE a date, came back to our class's hotel, and I took her to her room, and politely excused myself after wishering her a good night

in my defense, it was a second """""""date"""" so I dont think I was "in"

>>215975632
there was this twink

>>215975748
Fag

>>215975459
>Yeah but I'm talking about current day losers
Peter Thiel looks pretty conventionally attractive

>peter theil is a fascist
zzzz you people

>>215975826
literally who

>>215975826
Uhm sweety everyone to the right of Bernie Sanders is a fascist

>>215975837
your mother, fagit

>>215975826
Ok what about a literal neo-nazi

>>215975866
>how about a fed plant

>>215975175
never heard of this.
i like to drink soy sauce out of the bottle though so im a freak for salt

>>215975833
I went

>>215975911
>turning her body into a sign to get people to stare at her
Femoids really gotta make everything about themself...

>>215975981
Trvke

>>215975911
>soy wars sloppa
lol every time

only brilliants will understand

>>215976032
I only watched this movie once but its humorous

It seems weird that god wouldn't be above the idea of having a biological sex. not in a tranny sort of way

>>215973945
that movie isn't disturbing its just silly and kinda fun

>>215976024
>We iz like the star wars rebels, the marvel super heroes, 'n the heros of Lotr rolled in one
>Trump is like Giga Hitler, the Emperor, and Sauron rolled into
Truly deep thought provoking stuff

i wish china was loke the movie kung fu hustle

>>215976058
this is sort of confusingly worded. angels dont have a sex, but god isnt an angel. there is disagreement over whether god even has a body at all

>>215976100
And how do you kill someone with no body?

>>215976058
Kinda weird how Christ has a dick, and Christ is god but Christ doesn't use that dick for anything
He must be insanely horny all the time

>>215975911
that guy wearing the mask is kino
>>215976112
you're asking a very superficial question. how can you kill something that is eternal and created time and contingency?

>>215976112
>how do you kill god
its probably pretty hard

What if I turned my penis inside out and cut it into pieces? Would I be a beautiful woman then

i think the game ultrakill probably showed the best way to actually get rid of god. if you killed all humans, god would probably stop being interested in the world and leave. if you could remain in some form of your own on earth, you could create your own realm of hell

just finished watching the warriors in vr
conclusion: badass as shit
it's all of the immersion of a theater without the blacks texting and laughing and with the added comfort of laying in bed

>>215976164
Just stop believing in them

>Napoleon III was a socialist who tried to establish proto-kibbutz colonies
>Tried to portray himself as a hero of the working class
wtf was going on in europe in the 19th century dawg

>>215976283
socialism almost won and utopia but then the jews took control of england

>>215976283
stinky sex

I am good at and interested in humanities, and I'm bad at and disinterested in sciences. Why has God made me this way?

>>215976347
You're just a midwit in denial

>>215976350
I am acutely aware that I'm a midwit and I have bitched and moaned about it in this general on several occasions

Canajeets
Amerijeets
Mexijeets

There’s nothing wrong with being a midwife

drinking in excess

my algorithm is finally pure...

fuck the chris titus tool bros don't fucking use it

>>215976450
*looks around for the person who asked*

>>215976455
It was me I asked

>>215976455
you could say this to 99% of 4chan posts

*owen wilson voice*
wow

>>215976496
who asked

>>215976492
I say it quite often desu

wahw

made one
>>215976424

>>215976347
The sciences are gay and boring but undergraduate degrees in the humanities aren't very useful other than for checking the college box for employers, which is why God invented law school

>>215976512
me, got a problem with that bucko?

>>215976512
the voices in my head

/cum/ hear me out on this one.........

why aren't there any video games that are hooked up to a treadmill or exercise bike and its just hiking/cycling simulator but controlled by your movement on the treadmill/bike............. doesnt have to be vr it can just be a screen. i mean i play ets2 almost 1000 hours at this point... imagine how much weight i would lose in cycling simulator but its on the ets2 map.......

drunk and need to piss

>>215976548
isn't that what the peloton is

didn't hear back from the retail place
looks like I will be applying for a coffee mcjob instead

>>215976536
https://youtu.be/KDDUrpxfUUY
this video is what got me thinking about it

Ahhhh I’m cold

>>215976563
idk.............

this is probably the only zoomie i've ever seen that has actually nailed the scene aesthetic. could be dropped into 2003 and no one would notice. everyone else looks like a generic alt person

>>215976548
how would you control a truck using a bike or a treadmill?

cummies

>>215976585
eh not really scene

>>215976597
no you idiot i mean controlling a virtual bike or walking/running around........ ets2 was an example.....................

>>215976597
damm i'm blind ignore this post

>>215976536
>the sciences are gay and boring

>>215976571
Get a job at a coffee stand or something, those places are always full of bitches

>there are people who identify as alternative but not as any subculture in particular
yikes

elaborate

>>215976671
alt used to be a catch all term for people who belonged to subcultures like punk or emo. it was never meant to be its own thing

>>215976671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_t9enoGcm0

couldn't sleep. got up to smoke a cigarette. how is my bulgarian friend doing? what are you guys up to?

>>215976719
What would your sister think of you waking up so early to talk to your western friends online

Make fun of people who are different

>>215976732
she would be against it

>>215976737
My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola

>>215976732
she'd be jealous because she wants to suck our cocks

i want to join a union.

>>215976635
In undergrad I was the research assistant of a professor whose career was based on attacking the a priori foundations of the sciences. I deeply enjoyed seeing science fans turn red in the face at conferences

why are mexicans so fat

>>215976762
I suspected as much

>>215976795
they drink coca cola instead of water

>>215976793
How is that a career? Who's paying you to do that and why

>>215975911
i went too it was mostly boomers average age must have been 65

>>215976616
You can do it in GTA 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q3jGXQePCA

>>215976831
It was his research area. His University and grant programs. Because that's what philosophers do.

i was at the protest but i was too afraid to go in the crowd so i just stood on the outskirts till everyone left

You lads are Methodists, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi7nB4u2Nv0

does eating babies real make one younger?

No I'm Catholic

>>215976952
why were you scared are you too White for them?

alhamdulillah god give me everything

>>215976922
>philosopher
That's what I was asking, really. I figured it was that or theologist

>>215977002
erm you can't invoke allah and "god" in the same sentence religioncel

Why do the PhD’s all work for the MBAs?

want to force the family to meet up for thanksgiving to meet up at a airBNB home near where my gramma used to live so we're forced to all meet up again

religious people be like: I am catholicuckerino! I go to churches n shit

>>215977009
yes you can

>>215977018
>trying to have a family dinner at an airbnb

>>215976795
cia o algo

>>215977033
my uncle/aunt have a vacation home that they rent out near where my gramma used to live and I miss visiting my uncles and aunts

Should I redownload Fallout NV? Already played it modded like 10 times

Quasimodo predicted all of this

>>215976970
No only harvesting adrenochrome

The original dragon age was fun

>>215977027
to jahannam with you kafir

I'm despised

>>215977070
no but why don't you just buy a bigger hard drive? you play the same 5 games over and over, would be way easier to just save them on your computer

Casper knew this.

You look like this

>>215977084
I'd fuck the shit out of morgana. I don't care if it would spawn some kind of hellish nightmare the likes of which the world has never seen before, I'm going to make that girl's toes curl

the good thing about leaving neetdom is being able to spend money again
I'm going to be such a good little consumer

I have a tummy ache :(

>>215977135
> you play the same 5 games over and over, would be way easier to just save them on your computer
This is the first time I've posted something like this

I have a hard drive but try not to be a horder, so I delete shit

>>215977070
give it a break

I have to pee pee so badly

lets join a white supremacist group

>>215977163
unused hard drive space is wasted hard drive space o algo

>>215977174
ok but I'm Indian, not sure if that matters

>>215977193
I think that's a basic requirement these days

>>215975911
NEED her to sit that flabby ass on my face

Do Indians steal mail in your country?

>>215977241
>Manroop
Lmao

>>215977241
bro tier sikh status?

>>215977241
Mersham I have bad news...

>>215977241
fake ass racist news

>>215977288
I’m older than that

>>215977321
another canada loss

>>215977334
Are you Indian?

>>215976994
i didnt want them asking me questions

>>215977343
american(white)

>>215977334
I do not give a fucking duck about stan lee unc stop sportsposting

>>215977241
why dey name preet cheat jeet feep lmao

>>215977350
t. rajeet

>>215977367
.t gurdeep

>>215977374
nigga you are literally India

just told momberg about the swedish oppression and exploitation of finns

fight fight fight!

>>215977384
sybau guttierez

>>215977405
t. Sendapoo ranjeet

the cardboard companies are making a KILLING today.

you guys do know that sybau stands for shut yo black ass up right...?

>>215977419
.t ranjashrizwanjandesh

>>215977430
t. Ranjesh nagapeetoweet

synau

i haven't made an irl friend in 10 years

Just jerked off

I lost

canadians look like this

>>215977454
did you eat your cum

>>215977442
.t Jashjeshjeep Abdullahmeep

>>215977471
t. Sanjeet poopin loopdinajihadan

Post game, if you read this, you lost

>>215977524
/mlp/

Black chicks have nice ass

Foamy coffee
Crusty bread
Creamy butter

foamy cum
crusty cum
creamy cum

>>215977492
I lost

Bladder finna explode

.

hehe

>>215977573
ebin

finna ask momberg for a psvita come december

*cough* so uh... you come here often?

>>215977767
Yeah I'm the cringiest anon here and brittle husk of a human being

recycle
>>215973933