Thread 215973933

Crypto millionaire Edition

Old - >>215969831

Fucking fires

>>215975622
Where

lets say you were like cloned but you also had full control over the clone, nothing complicated, its just you acting with 2 bodies, same mind..... idk, telepathically or something...
would you um...... masturbate yourself?

>>215973933 (OP)
What's up with his face

Same exact shit happened to me at the same age. Was bullied constantly in middle school. Entered high school and a cute blonde blue eyed girl started talking to me, started walking around everywhere with me, hugging me and stuff in the classroom/hallway. My brain however decided that the logical reason for this is "my classmates are all in on an elaborate method of bullying, as soon as i confess to the girl that i like her they will mock me and she will reveal she was just messing with me". So i decide to do nothing.
A couple months pass, and when i'm at some competition in another school, the blonde girl's best friend tells me "why haven't you asked her out, she has a massive crush on you". To any normal human this would solidify the fact the girl likes them. To me it confirmed "yes, they are bullying me surely". So i continued doing nothing. This went on for 2 YEARS. She even KISSED ME at a house party in front of everyone. AND I STILL DID NOTHING AND ACTED LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED.
In senior year she shaved her head, completely stopped talking or interacting with me and got a boyfriend who was a knockoff offbrand version of me. Guy looked almost exactly like me, except he was half a foot shorter and had bad cystic acne.

Later on i found out that my autism made her insanely insecure and depressed and she had to go to therapy because of it. Now she's engaged to the knockoff guy. I saw her at a music festival this summer (with the guy, i was alone because i'm autistic and go to concerts alone). We stared at each other for 30 seconds without saying anything. Then she said "it's been a long time" and i said "yeah" and she just said "bye" and walked away. I am a 24yo kissless virgin.

>>215973933 (OP)
got that labubu swag

Zuttposter is back at it

Momberg told me not to go to Mexico because "it's a terrible place" and "cartels are targeting Americans because of ICE"

ultimate sign of mental retardation: using the word "deal" when you mean "thing" or "object".

>>215977287

https://vocaroo.com/1ljMbzANLc8f

>>215977811
Well she's right. The most boring people flock to mexico to sit around and be bored someplace else

>>215977821
What's your deal

>>215977793
It's an bored ape NFT(TM)

>>215977821
deal or no deal?

the seal ate his meal

Visit your nearest Spanish Mission

>>215977891
I live really close to some since in Southern California

What's happened in the US protest? Any kino?

>>215977923
2 we already discussed this

>>215977925
No just the normal stuff

>>215977891
Visited pic related recently

I understand you have a bridge to sell me

>>215977918
I like them. If I ever get to visit the US, I'll visit some. Or one, at least.

>>215977925
Lots of middle aged women and boomers chanting and holding signs thinking that what they are doing matters.

>>215977939
Which mission is that one? And what drew you there?

>>215977925

This anon >>215975911 saw a girl with a flabby ass and I want her to sit on my face

>>215977750
does it feel like masturbating? i mean i assume it would

>>215977821
i dont think ive heard anyone say that in my life

>>215978011
It's the Mission San Francisco. I live here and was walking past it so I just went in. I like history so I just tend to explore

>>215977923
putin or the alien

Bloodlines 2 comes out in a few days. Any bets on how shit it will be

>>215977811
The cartel is a revolutionary organization and they make the petit bourgiosie seethe. They're based
I hope they kill as many fascist Americans as possible

>>215978049
What great change are they trying to bring about? The change in their pocket?

>>215977923
6 for sure

>>215977795
Jesus christ....
I had a similar experience though not quite as extreme with girls who had crushes on me in high school

>>215978046
It'll be utter dogshit. OG Bloodlines was lighting in a bottle

>>215978049
Shut the fuck up spic

>>215978058
>>215977923
Threesome with Ye and Tay

gay canadian men

>>215977923
who wouldn't sit between the legend in 5 ?

How many Californian regulars do we have
There's at least 7 that I count

>>215978074
think about it, you feel the sensations of both... so if you frotted your dicks together...........?

>>215977923
9 > 3 > 6 > 2 > 8 > 0 > 4 > 1

suduko on the spot tier:
>7

>literally who tier
>5

>>215977923
3. Good chance i could change something.

>>215978095
Did you include me? I'm the one that's in SF. (made the post above)

I know there's anons in Sac and South LA.

>>215978063
I'm hopeful that it will be like cyberpunk. Good enough for a playthrough on a deep discount or just torrent it. I feel like that would be the best we can hope for

>>215978109
stop

>>215978042
good man

>>215978128
am i wrong thougheverbeit.......................................?

>>215978119
get more illegals deported? based

https://youtu.be/9g931LC43MQ
Ooh shaggy gonna sneeze

>>215978114
>literally who tier
>5
one killed a healthcare CEO and the other killed a fascist

>>215978123
Yes your post inspired mine
There's you
Me
Placer County
Like 3 other la county people
One inland empire guy
One San Diego County guy

reminded me of some lines to pull out during sex
"From the land to the sea you can suck my 'D" if she's Palestinian, Jewish or Arabic
"Fuck And Find Out"
etc

labubu

>>215978140
so literal schizo retards, fuck I'd take logan paul over them

>>215978032
I think it's mostly a southern redneck hillbilly thing.

>>215978134
bigly

>>215978084
yeah especially cause ye's into that cuck shit, I'd just bang tay and he can watch in the corner and sing NIGGA HEIL HITLER for us

Fuck bros, the Boston area is so nice. I wish I could live here but everything is so expensive and I’d be competing with Harvard grads for jobs.

>>215978193
looks pretty bog standard to me

>>215978193
wow thats cozy

chuds are too easy

>>215977793
I thought it was the guy from the hangover idk his name

>>215977923
there are no downsides to 5

hasan blames destiny for what happened to emiru

>>215978233
idk what half this means but I'll blame destiny as well

>>215978147
There's another dude in SF and then another in up north beyond the bay who posts sometimes

>>215978193
Did my undergrad here. It's amazing and you can find a decent low cost place in Cambridge-Somerville area. Comfy as hell

>>215978233
Hasan blames jews for him shocking his dog

>>215978147
Also where are you based out of?

>>215978250
the way browns treat animals does make me ponder if they are, in fact, a lower life form

>>215978119
imagine being this much of a narcissist

>>215978233
the canadian twinks in this thread are safe for now. there used to be a time where i'd grope your butt, smack you on the ass, pinch your cheeks, grab your crotch, sniff your chair after you got up and walked away. I used to be an animal. 3 months ago idda stuck a finger in ya ass and dare you to say something

hasan is white

>>215978241
So that's more than 10, interesting
>>215978254
I live in Long Beach

does anyone have the image of abu ghraib but its hasan and his dog?

>>215978270
One can judge the character of someone by the way they treat animals. Browns are often of poor character

>>215978291
>I live in Long Beach
Lol I think I counted you when I said an Anon in south LA. Man I sometimes wish we could have a meetup.
Probably in LA somewhere would work

>>215978326
fuck that /cum/ meet up in vegas baby

gotta get you fags laid somehow, cheap strip hookers it is

>>215978333
ty

>>215978326
I already asked cali anons if they wanted to hang and nobody gave a fuck

cannot escape eceleb drama on this hellhole
loathe some of you cunts

>>215978382
thoughts on desTINY sucking a nazis cock?

>>215977795
Sorry that happened to you bro, I was bullied too but I don't think any girl ever liked me
What post are you replying to? Prev thread?

Crazy how there are people who genuinely stay happy despite it all

>>215978333
top kek

>>215977795
There's nothing worse in the world than being a kissless autistic virgin that girls actually approach sometimes, because I know I'm just going to let them down until their initial interest fades and I'm left just as alone and even more hopeless

>>215978382
I genuinely do not know who 99% of ecelebs are I am clueless to who you people are talking about most of the time

>>215978049
>The cartel is a revolutionary organization
actually they're a neo-feudal structure of petty despots and their armies of bandits

>>215977821
>Im driving my deal

>>215978171
I am a southern hillbilly and I have no idea what you mean, give an example sentence where someone would replace thing with deal

>>215978335
That would either be legendary or a complete bloodbath. It would make the local news lmao

>>215978358
Same. I asked the SF dude and gave him a time and place but he shat his pants.
If I'm in Socal anytime soon, I'll hit up this thread to look you up

might fap later

Talking about video games with my dad and books with my sister
I hope you all have good relationships with your family

>demofats don't know what fascist means
>rebooblicans don't know what commie means
what is this dichotomy called?

Post republicans with big boobs

>>215978486
horse shoe theory or something

>>215978486
literally no one in this country knows what a commie is, no one has read das kapital

>>215978521
>no one has read das kapital
It's long as shit

Is Diwali soon? Why are neighborjeets hanging up decorations?

dumb jeet never heard of Halloween

>>215978546
nigga its like 3000 pages for the penguins classics versions, game of slop is like 700 per book and you fags will happily read a dozen of those

Thank you to the Indian who installed my new WiFi router

>>215978590
yeah but if we're gonna read fiction it may as well be interesting fiction

>>215978588
pisses me off that they expect me to acknowledge their dust throwing festival but they don't even know what halloween is

I just found this dead mantis on the sidewalk
RIP this mantis

>>215978634
Put him in your asshole

>>215978634
Sexy hand?

>>215978634
put him in your penis hole

I can hear the Latinx 2 blocks down throwing a party why are these fuckers so loud?

>>215978676
You're jealous that they're having fun

>>215978676
we'll tell your mom to be quieter next time

>>215978634
>if only you knew

ROLL TIDE

thoroughly drunk

>>215978699
Ok paco

>>215978676
get yo cocunuts out again

>>215978676
CIA o algo

Picked up Dandadan volume 8 at the book store

Business idea nuke everything below the mason dixon line

Got the Caseoh on

>>215978761
Maryland isn't part of the south

>>215978767
So?

crazy how South Park is good again

>>215978776
So don't lump us in with them

Might go get my testosterone checked

>>215978806
cuz ur a lil bitch?

>>215978795
Fine, revised business idea nuke the global south. Happy?

>>215978781
crazy how it's not

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>>215978817
Global South plus Russia and we have a deal

I love milfs

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There is no Mexican thread, I wanted to mess with them, dammit.

>>215978838
All of the men in that painting are named Paco and the mermaid is named Yolanda

>>215978829
Sure but exclude St. Petersburg

>>215978843
what's the dog named

>>215978845
Sounds good
*shakes your hand*

>>215978820
it unironically is though. what’s not appealing to you about it?

>>215978850
Nacho

>>215978850
Mauricio Echeverria

I wanted a light up keyboard for typing in the dark. Looked around. Wasn't too thrilled with what was available in membrane keyboards for this type of thing. Decided to try mechanical. This is nicer than expected. Loud though. I got the style of switches that don't click and have no bump but it's still pretty clacky. I put a cloth underneath it and that seems to sort out the worst of it.

>>215978856
it literally isn't

>>215978872
it is though, you are literally wrong.

What kind of stupid name is "Volunteers" Tennessee needs to get real

this operating system is a fucking joke

>>215978834
Lol @ the pic

>>215978879
it quite literally is dogshit. enjoy being a retarded plebeian I guess

>>215978838
I have no idea, it's right across the street from the place where I go to get these things

>>215978883
just use windows

>>215978893
When I visit Mexico I'm going to have to learn how to say "No cilantro please" in Spanish

>>215978894
Can I have sex with you?

>>215978853
Bombs away

>>215978894
You'll never be white

If I die alone I die alone, but holy fuck at least I want to find a GODDAMN job in what I went to school for

>>215978929
And what did you study?

>>215978908
You might have to learn how to say a lot of things depending on where you go. The main restaurant I go to by my house does not have a menu on paper, they have different stuff all the time, and none of them speak english. They just rattle off a bunch of food in Spanish and then angrily stare at you with a pen and paper until you say something, hopefully in Spanish. This place.

>>215978929
>what did you go to school for?

>>215978939
cs

>>215978943
I would just say "Pollo taco"

>>215978957
But they don't have them everyday. I just look around the restaurant and point at somebody's plate, then I point at me

>>215978806
I got mine checked and was surprised I actually have high T, I always thought I was a low T beta male

>>215978965
Kek

>>215978943
How much Spanish do you know?

>>215978891
>plebeian
you’re the one with shitty retard taste

>>215978956
unironically cooked with AI man. From what I understand junior positions are being phased out because they overhired during the pandemic and now they want AI to support the senior devs

>>215978929
Just neet bro it's not worth it

What is sigma?

>>215979006
Sigma balls

>>215978973
Not much, I can speak more words and say more things, than I can understand, they talk so fast.
If you're in a tourist area don't worry about it everybody was speak english, but my house is in a little town of 500 people.

You wouldn't last a day in my wage cage

Don't they make the cheal hot dogs and lunch meat? Bar S and FUD.

For me it's the audi quattro

Roll TIDE

>>215978219
i believe his name was "Dr. Faggot"

>>215979039
That scene was really uncomfortable to watch with my liberal friends when we rewatched The Hangover a couple years ago

>>215979016
looks like a nice area besides the dead bird. mexicans have it better than americans when it comes to cheap easy to fix cars

Oof that one was a stinker

>>215978219
Ed Helms

>>215979047
>looks like a nice area
Literally looks like a slum in Africa

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Just had a tylenol

>>215979073
>build your own Hobbit slam
kek I remember that

>>215978811
Yes. I'm desperately afraid of conflict. I need everyone to like me all the time

>>215979047
The town is actually pretty big and spread out just not many people, if you have a dirt bike or a quad runner you can just drive it around with no plate uninsured, nobody cares

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>>215979084
>slam
Thought you were talking bout the metal genre and you had me excited for a min there lol

i think it's funny when a lot of people die

>>215979090
You probably just have autism or some other mental disorder
If you're young and have ED then your testosterone might be a problem

>>215979106
Much better anon

>>215979120
You the same 16 year old telling random anons to kill themselves yesterday?

>>215979074
The slums in Africa probably have more houses with electricity and water than we do. I see people going down to the river to shave and stuff, like laundry or whatever. And people sit outside the city office to get free Wi-Fi because there's no cell phone signal or internet there

>>215979016
Oh man how fucking based.

I'm 5'10 barefoot and have been wearing 2 inch shoe lifts for the last 5 years. I claim to be 6'1 and no one has ever called me out on it

>>215979160
Cringe

>I just know that something good is gonna happen
>I don't know when
>But just saying it could even make it happen

>>215979142
i find absurdity funny, and a lot of people being killed is absurd

what luck that the one day i decide to go to sf and the asian art museum the leftards are marching and took forever to drive back

It's getting weird being 30 and KHHV. I'm 6'3 and not even unattractive!

>>215979213
you obviously are or are standardcel

They think I’ve had a meltdown. They think they have the upper hand. The thread has been derailed. My mission is complete. I won.

I only ever get dl speeds this high on steam
how peculiar

>>215979259
You probably live near a steam server. There are tons of them.

i think nature is beautiful, and i think humans are ugly
>inb4 humans are nature

>>215979224
I'm retarded and stopped socializing in 2016. My family thinks I'm gay

>>215979271
no I mean this is happening on something other than steam which is the peculiar part
torrents rarely go above 20mb/s

>>215979273
you may not be gay
but you're closer to gay than straight
and that's a bad thing

>>215979278
what client do you use?

Wassup

>>215979291
qbit, I don't think it's a client thing though I just usually download poorly seeded stuff
I shrimply was surprised to see it

>>215979165
Some people seriously believe in manifesting bullshit. Me, I pray.

>>215979278
Oh my bad

>>215979306
brajeeet bro why does your flag say 'order and progress' but brajeetistan is anything but orderly

how to find White Germanic Girlfriend in 2025??? thank you!!!!

She makes my heart go doki doki

>>215979306
>>215979334
brajeets in the house!
why do they come here?!
>>215979334
put on your trip nigger!

>>215979334
what so she can explain your privilege to you?
unless youre a noble brahmin forget it

i am dalit

been considering downloading 90s and early 00s ad compilations to add in between episodes of shows to leave playing on my tv in the background to relive better days
I haven't even used my television in a decade

I'm 31 and I want an 18-19 y/o cute white gf.

I'm da littest

>>215979348
brajeetistan is my favorite country in latin america mostly cause it's the only one that dont speak that horrid language called spanish
not exactly stiff competition but still gotta put them on no 2 after usa

>>215979363
i am midlh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWQqCgSOIKY Fat people walking down the street anthem

>>215979368
i just leave bloomberg on in the background even though it isnt like i really do much trading

i owe billions of dollars to the irs

>>215979386
this one do be better
https://youtu.be/7sjZHvGkQw8?si=w_mNdKG38V5nOF6Y

>>215979399
I highly doubt that

Alone outside the marriage party with a drink in my hand like the true dark brooding lonely incel I am

>>215979411
that's why i get away with it

Can you guess what state I live in based on my town's population history?

Ate supper and breakfast at opposite times today

>>215979415
i bet a big bunda brazilian wife then brazilian citizenship
hook me up bro
cant they just make it 2 years for everyone why you have to marry someone for citizenship to make it 2 bullshit

>>215979421
Kentucky?

>>215979421
Coal Center, Pennsylvania

>>215979421
wyoming ass BITCH

the whole jason thing, whatever happened there

>>215979421
West of the Mississippi
Arizona, California, Montana or New Mexico
Maybe Pennsylvania

>>215979421
california

>>215979452
He was found to have committed suicide a few days ago

>>215979452
coddling parents and a terminal case of no bitches

>>215979459
This isn't true

>>215979459
I live in ****** and saw his obituary in the paper, pretty fucked up

maximizing my money
a million little nigger deaths just made me ten thousand diggers

Watching top gear and I'd assume the UK was 98% white in 2007

it's merciful to kill niggers

Found Jason on the 'log
>>215977448

Would any pretty woman date a sensitive and anxious young man

RIP bozo

The late Stephen Colbert

>>215979540
Based

when I get a job the first thing I buy after my first check will be a PSP

My dad deep-fries corn dogs

>>215977811
mumberg lah

>>215979552
What are you gonna play

>>215979538
>>215979540
I didn't even know he was sick

>>215979523
It's over for us

>>215979552
Working is slavery not worth it just ask your mom for money

>>215979552
As a knower. Get a PS Vita. OLED preferably. I got mine for $175 CAD in amazing shape. Insane deal. Jailbroke it and now I just download any psp/ps vita/psx game over wifi on the vita and play.

Central Park is massive
The buildings are massive
The American Museum of Natural History is massive

>>215979587
My penis massive
Your gapehole is massive
The two shall never intertwine

>>215979564
the nfs games first, then I will autistically compile a spreadsheet of psp games and go from there

>>215979585
if I can find a decently priced one I definitely will
I was looking at those originally but some of the prices people want are absurd

>>215979587
NYC is larger than it looks desu. But the whole place smells like weed now

>>215979587
New York City is a really cool to visit. I’m not sure I’d want to live there though. I’m too much of a rural simpleton to live in a crazy place like that.

>>215979587
why the hell would a tourist go to ny if they could go anywhere in the country is beyond me honestly

>>215979606
>Your gapehole is massive
How do you know about my giant urethra?

Sisterberg listening to Theo Von

>>215979607
I bought mine locally off facebook marketplace about a year or so ago.

>>215979622
I've got friends on the inside

Detroit is better and cooler than New York.

I feel like I would like to invite Kamala Harris onto my podcast. I hear she needs work. I'd be giving her exposure.

Stephen Colbert seriously died huh?

>>215979619
I did indeed smell it a few times
>>215979620
Me neither. The city i live in is too much city for me as is
>>215979621
I just had to land at the JFK airport. I'm headed for colombia

I’m a cum jizz fag. I’m a penis retard bitch.

Trump posted an AI video of himself in a fighter jet dumping shit all over protestors

>>215979632
She seems based I wonder what having based relatives is like

>>215979653
He's such a based boy

>>215979636
How did they get in there?
>>215979653
I bought a Trump bobble head

Bonald Brumpfth a politic :DDDDD

Going to play some KCD2 tonight

>>215979714
What happens in this game

>>215979656
>Will fall apart

gonna run to taco bell rq

>>215979715
you run around like an idiot and do gay quests, same as all games

Looking at photos from the No Kings protests today, and the preponderance of people spelling "Kings" on their signs with an apostrophe ("King's") is alarming.

>>215979715
Gay shit and unenjoyabe gameplay

>>215979739
that's Teachers for ya!

The people at that protest are retarded

>>215979714
I want to pirate it but fuck it's requirements

>>215979715
Prelude to the hussite wars. Rpg with some pretty fun combat, good representation of bows as well. It's a great time. The haters are literally homosexuals

USA would benefit immensely by becoming a part of the Commonwealth. King Charles would lead America into a new era of prosperity.

>>215979776
hurr durrr durrr hurrrrrrrrr hurrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>215979776
King Charles III will be dead within a few years.

>>215979656
Bro tier car inspector

>>215979739
when i passed by it literally had some dsa member speaking
democrats have been completely taken over by the bernie and aoc side of the party
this could either go terribly or it could make republicans win for like the next decade
hopefully it's the latter

lmao shrekeli that guy had a great arc

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>>215979759
Just came back from downtown. There was this retarded kid that wouldn't shut the fuck up about 6-7, whatever the FUCK that is thank you

POWER ISN'T GIVEN IT IS TAKEN

>>215979776
I would beat the shit out of you in public VIOLENTLY

>>215979772
Literally gay homo doodoo sex is part of the gayme

>>215979817
Good luck bitch i'm 6'11 490lbs

I think we should all countries become chinese. With the eyes and everything.