Thread 215978614

Rugby League edition

>>215978575
>largest war in history
Bizarre and incorrect. The Napoleonic Wars were significantly larger in both scope, scale, manpower, deaths and duration. The American Civil War was, at best, a regional conflict with limited if any international repercussions.

time for a purpleport wank, methinks

The Japanese Fanny. The Korean Fanny. The Chinese Fanny.

shrieking

the American "revolutionary war" was actually a british civil war

what did you do today that was british?

>>215978662
made this /brit/ thread for you and our pals x

i deserve divine restitution

All non-Jeet Asians are natural friends of the White man.

>>215978669
thank you for your service

>>215978662
>took a shit
>ate bland food
>stressed about money and obligations

>>215978662
jerked off to a british pornstar

>>215978662
lived in an apartment
was poor

might eat sandwich

>>215978689
Danny Mountain?

who let the wogs in

yanks are replying to my post my day is ruined

>>215978735
sorry

>>215978732
imagine an alternate universe where a pack of dogs start a band named the bark-ha men and release a single called 'who let the wogs in'

in my murderous incel nest crafting an evil plan to tug my willy until I go dizzy

Mental this is 16 years old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo2hWNVaDFE

>>215978754
listened to this for 15 seconds and now i'm going to go listen to the weird al version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYLvMKP02DU
Get them housed

posting it again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8Pv3V1m7_A

>>215978717
weird homofreak
never reply to me again with your faggotry

>>215978772
Iván Cortés

>>215978662
made an cup of earl grey
masturbated to tranny porn

>>215978625
Eh....not really. You gotta give credit to where credit is due. Have you ever read The Face of Battle by BRITISH historian SIR John Keegan?
>"Had the Union and Confederate armies been combined, they would have been a military force of sufficient size and strength to invade and conquer Europe."
That's really all you need to know. The Confederacy had a reserve amount the size of Napoleon's army. The Union had a reserve amount the size of the entire Coalition, times 2. The geographic scope is incomparable. The ACW was much larger, but was facilitated by railroads and shit that Napoleon lacked. It was by definition a "world war" because battles took place in two different hemispheres. I won't get into its international repercussions or how it effected WW1 battle tactics, but just know they are plenty

There's a ton of British historians who wrote about it mate so no need to act like an idiot. Do some research mate

I'm Solo I'm Han Solo I'm Han Solo I'm Han Solo Solo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg_FoEy8T_A

just received a call from Rorke
I've been activated

>>215978818
There were no battles of the American Civil War in the entire Eastern Hemisphere of the globe. Also if we're talking about the first global war that would be the Seven Years War. Followed by the Napoleonic Wars. The American Civil War cannot in all seriousness be described as a global war. It didn't even encompass all of the United States let alone the entire world. I appreciate that it's a major regional conflict but it just wasn't anywhere remotely on the same scale as even the Napoleonic Wars.

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i think we're compatible
i see that you think i'm wrong

if napoleon won things would be better

>>215978900
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nth for the holodem

>>215978678
that's a man

>>215978823
I’d eat the kimchi

crazy how yuros have had countless wars spanning the globe and have the gall to call americans warmongers

>>215979002
whataboutism

Really really really really dislike the gay guy at work

homer samson

>>215979051
As you should

>>215978890
So...you asked ChatGPT to make a chart comparing the two, and it clearly shows that
1. They are comparable in terms of military size
2. The USA American Civil war covered a larger geographic scope
And your takeaway from this was:
>wasn't anywhere remotely on the same scale


Why can't you just admit that the America Civil War was an important war in terms of international diplomacy and development, lol? Because many of your most famous and top historians and generals already admitted it, so maybe its you whose the problem mate?

Do you really think my country was into preeminence and our survival in the 1860s was inconsequential?
Do you really think the world's largest economy, not counting China and India, having a civil war was not of global relevance and just regional?
Do you really think the war that Foche and Moltke studied wasn't relevant to the development of the French and German tactics that they would also use later on?

Think mate. I know you're not dumb..its okay to admit that maybe it was an important war in history

sir chat gpt

would be scared to carry a handgun because even if i had the safety on and no round in the chamber i'd still be paranoid about it accidentally firing and blowing my balls off

doing a purchase
https://amzn.eu/d/2MpyA2E
going to buy like 1000 and hand them out for free

>>215979102
why would it be pointing at your balls

sir homer samson

>>215979051
Make him repent

>>215979134
why would it go off if the safety is engaged and there's nothing in the chamber? i believe i made it quite clear that i'm aware this is an irrational fear

>>215979051
Get him buggered. Make him your bitch

might become gay

dont know why gays would bother you
dont lnow why anyone elses preferences on anything would bother you
seems more like a you problem
sonething ypu should probably work on

heard hangovers were supposed to get worse as you got older, but i don't get them at all anymore, worst case i wake up with an awful taste in my mouth and hate myself more than usual

>>215979228
name on deegs

swirling a poo

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760739028530815.webm
this infuriates the cuckposters

>>215979299
maaate

cajoling a poo

>>215979416
sent those freaks flying

a canadian posting outdated image format from chinese social media
makes you think

bloody smashed me still going to the gym before lunch though
just watched black rabbit thought it was pretty good but read some bad reviews since. contrarians i reckon.

I just found out about the drama
What a bunch of children

10000000 bullets in my head

charlotte church tits

the rspca did untold damage to english culture
they were responsible for ending the bull run in stamford
they were responsible for the end of wren-hunting on st stephen's day (boxing day)
their founder, william wilberforce, gave black people rights

just madness from start to end, I tell thee

directed by David Cronemberg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7HvF2PUbVQ
need french gf

>>215979487
Rorke and his Asian wife

Feeling snoozepilled and delirious

>Surgeon Neil Hopper jailed after amputation of own legs
>Neil Hopper

>>215979487
wot hapend?

>>215979716
It's dead and Danny's gone solo. A whole bunch of shit happened.
If you wanna know he talks about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBAX_y4vkM0
Cameraman is nonce I think

i'm a large worm with appendages
my brain is superfluous
i need to consume

>>215979783
alri irvine welsh

We At /brit/

Say

Thank You Gary Eats
for reaching Out To
Danny Rate My Takeaway
and
Making the best

YouTube
channel Ever ..

>>215979577
Cronem the Barbarian

>>215979782
what's the point of spamming when you can just talk to people?

Taylor Swift's Anti-Hero video is a bloody masterpiece

but i see her
in the back of my mind
all the time

like a fever
like i'm burning alive
like a sign

ahhhhh

feel like shittttttttttttttt
>>215979916
need a pepper

you are inside me now

is anyone dere

>>215979989
Alri

>>215979989
you are inisde me forever
and i am inside you forever

I’d eat Emma Watson’s shit.

um

i would like a lot of people to die
but only within the scope of the law

>>215980055
I'll put u asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. Don't say stuff and not follow up on it. I'll be waiting

>>215980066
unlucky mate

>>215980054
>>215980065
fucked it

green

What is the best smell? (excluding poo and farts)

>>215980101
cum

>>215980101
poo and farts excluded? why even bother.

>>215980101
Petrol, gloss paint

>>215980101
sosij on the pan

might join the illuminati

>>215980115
Many say this. Cannot compete with bread in the oven in my opinion.

>>215980130
bacon tho

>>215980101
petrichor, fanny, doritos

>>215980133
mommy

>>215980133
literally how

>>215980145
>petrichor
good one

>>215980148
i asked chatgpt and it just responded with: mummy milky

Easy, brethren, easy
Nah take it so rough ya
Easy, brethren, easy
Babylon too tough

>>215980133
You're biologically programme to prefer breast milk from your own mother
Any other woman's breast milk tastes disgusting

seasidemark won

got the count dankula on

had a disagreement with catberg the other night and he scratched up my right palm something fierce and i got a big gash on it so now i have to wank with my left hand, which is very awkward

>>215980175
This woman doesn't care. She will make you swallow it one way or another.

>>215980181
life is short so let's make it shorter by drinking myself to death dee lads. Better than giving it to the bookies

>>215980197
He's right though if you think about it

>>215980190
that'll learn you to defy his will though won't it

Searching for the rate my takeaway video where the cute Asian girl asks for a picture with him

holy banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmtL3RxiVjc

sat here just wondering if emmayank was dropped on his head as a child

>>215980233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO6OvHxD_m8&list=RDiO6OvHxD_m8&start_radio=1

You lads reckon Aisha keeps her minge spick and span?

>>215980316
odd

undies smell like a dead animal

>>215980247
BRAAAAP

>>215980327
He had a good question and I'm just making sure it gets answered.

>>215980336
Most definitely not. Look at her

>>215980189
what video

>>215980189
You the lad who donated over a grand to him?

>>215980342
I reckon she does a landing strip

Want to say the dandy warhols were unfairly maligned but i dont really know if they were maligned or not

>>215980101
genuinely like the smell of manure tbqh

>>215980392
I said EXCLUDING poo you sick fuck

>>215980379
more fairly maligned than reverend and the makers but less fairly maligned than nizlopi
tbqh though lad I only listen to the pigeon detectives these days

>>215980401
it doesn't count as regular old poo in my opinion

Why so mean?
Why so cruel?
Why so angry?
Why so rude?
Can't you be nice? Can't we be friends?
Isn't it sad? Is this how it all ends?

Where's Finlad?

>>215980458
finland

>>215980458
Frozen to death after a drunken night out

>>215980458
Trafalgar square

>>215980487
Finlad doesn't drink though. Someone bought him a drink when he was in London and he didn't even finish it

>>215980500
you guys have actually met up before?

>>215980511
Nah I just know of it happening

Can't imagine us being able to strike up a conversation in real life

rorke ordering a Ronaldo 7 barca jersey

>>215980517
i meant you guys as in literally anyway from /brit/

>>215980525
I get on with (most) people

8:13 pm? better start getting ready. Shower. Shave. Brush. Floss. The morrow's garms. Bed. Audio Bible, KJV, read by Alexander Scourby.

I’m not sure how he got up here

>>215980530
Uh yeah Finlad met up with 2 people off here, one to let him use the shower and another to get a drink
Reckon most people here would never meet up because it's so vitriolic in here that they'd tear each others heads off

>>215980525
nah I could and even if we couldn't after some alcohol we definitely could, makes conversation so fun

>>215980538
im a bible podcast in a year by father mike schmitz kind of guy

>>215980538
>KJV
is that hard to understand? i'm trying the NKJV now, first time reading le bible

>>215980316
leftoidism truly erodes the soul

>>215980531
but when you know its people you've chatted with about shit and trannies and breast milk and cheadle without ever meeting them before
don't know if that makes it weirder or easier

>>215980563
She is fit though

>>215980576
used to be... used to be...

>>215980561
i believe it's called yhe binble in here
>>215980561
yes I have a physical one that's a facsimile of the 1611 kjv which has the deuterocannonical books but the language sucks also study bibles are frankly better in my opinion, hard to understand otherwise

KJV is shite

>>215980596
cheers, will look into study bibles

Feeling sleepy, goodnight /brit/ :)

might get a job in airport customs so i can find ways to deport brown people

>>215980561
No, not at all. I read NKJV cover to cover, don't actually own a KJV. I'd just audio up until the Book of Job honestly. Before you start a book, I'd watch the little summary videos on youtube so you have a better idea of themes to look for, it makes it more enjoyable.

>>215980655
um!!! x

>>215980663
summary vids are actually very helpful, cheers

>>215980761
That's not an um worthy post

>>215980774
I deemed it to be and I'm the arbiter of what is and isn't worthy of an um, if we're gonna have a problem pal let's take this outside alright?

>>215980798
um!

rarity

Dadberg kvetching over the bathroom fan.

I looked at the math and I did the math and yes it's like $6 a month if you leave it running every waking hour of the day. You're burning a thousand times more electricity every time you open the window.

can't believe Ulster died
banter though

Bizarre how Liz Truss is acting all based when she wasn't like this at all before or during her time as PM
Why didn't she have the guts to call out the Blairite blob back then?

>>215980854
um

just scratched my bum

>>215980884
she's a grifter mate
hope this helps

So this is employed woman aka sacked tranny aka Tilde from /britfeel/:

>posted on r9k under the name tilde from 2015-2018
>lives in a council house with his dolescum family
>highly autistic
>special interests include languages, pokemon, and anime
>compulsive liar
>alcoholic
>bulimic
>got fired after threatening to slice his wrists at work for attention twice
>diddled by his uncle while his sister watched
>obsessed with seasidemark because he reminds him of his fat nonce uncle
>uni drop out
>shoplifter
>compulsive liar
>works at ALDI battlefield road shrewsbury

https://vocaroo.com/1mLZVFztoynW

anything else?

Clarks me prefer!
Clarks me prefer!

>>215980988
never fails to impress me how anywhere on 4chan there's always one lolcow figure who emerges and laughed someone actually took the time to go to their place of work and snap that photo

why do British people have to shorten everything to something gay

>>215981019
That's not actually sacked tranny

>>215981019
>>215981035
it is but also the picture was found on the aldi's google photos
some random bloke took it

Very disturbing that Hamas was able to sneak right into the Israeli heartland and then parachute into a music festival apparently.

>>215981045
hi pink! Hi pink!

stop posting the ponies
just stop it

haven't drunk in years and i'm against it but the talk of that one yank who wants to organize a booze up in the UK makes me want to go yet I know I can't attended, i would get absolutely hammer as per usual no other point in drinking the stuff for me as I don't like the taste

6-7

>>215981028
lot's of places have air conditioning and the only shortening of it is to air con

Rorke spitting his aryan O- blood in the sink following the monthly floss

>>215981096
Wall mounted units are not AC

Not one building had AC when I was in England not even the hotels

>>215980379
That K2 be hittin different.

>>215981028
fuck's wrong with "aircon?"

anyway, we call an air conditioning installer a "fridgie"

>>215981114
window rattler modules are air con, just not ducted air conditioning

>>215981114
what a bewildering post, almost all hotels have air con in them

need it

>>215981194
What gender is that thing?

Disney's live action Tangled got cancelled.

>>215981230
The world is healing

nothing beats a jet2 holiday

In bed smelling great x

WHEN YOU HAVE NAUSEA
HEARTBURN
INDIGESTION
UPSET STOMACH
DIARRHEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

>>215981222
i dunno but i want to shag it

Do you remember her?

>>215981361
wonder if she got raped and murderered like she always wanted

>>215981400
we can only hope so, we can only hope.

Letting the rain drip on me in bed. Dont care if it fills my room with a toxic mold it's worth it

Had a dream Chase Hughes the psychopath spotter from youtube who's also definitely CIA was my friend but he told me I don't even know his name and I said yes I do! It's Cole Hughes! And he walked away smirking

>>215981361
Fit desu

Wtf? I went into the bant archive cause I wanted to find an old thread of a /bant/oid breaking into someone's house and reading their diary I mentioned here yesterday because it was a famous /bant/ happening for the OG /bant/elopes such as myself who browsed in it's golden age and I found this bradders react by a greece flag, do you reckon it's the same leftypol greece lad who's in here?

>>215981361
remember when she was here on christmas day complaining about how her parents were begging her to come out of her room

>>215981588
Probably but also we are the biggest general on this board so a lot of our jokes and shit get picked up by random people

Today I will remind you

The Jews are masters at fitting in to their surroundings without in any way changing their nature. They are mimics. They have a natural instinct that senses danger, and their drive for self-preservation usually gives them effective ways and means to escape danger at no risk to their lives or any need for courage. It is difficult to detect their sly and slippery ways. One has to be an experienced student of the Jews to recognize what is happening. Their response when they have been uncovered is simple and primitive. It displays a perfidious shamelessness that is successful because one usually does not think it possible to be so shameless. Schopenauer once said that the Jew is the master of the lie. He is such an expert on twisting the truth that he can tell his innocent opponent the exact opposite of the truth even on the plainest matter in the world. He does this with such astonishing impudence that the listener becomes uncertain, at which point the Jew has usually won.

The Jews call this chutzpah. Chutzpah is a typically Jewish expression that really cannot be translated into any other language, since chutzpah is a concept found only among the Jews. Other languages have not needed to invent such a word since they do not know the phenomenon. Basically, it means unlimited, impertinent, and unbelievable impudence and shamelessness.

As long as we had the doubtful pleasure of having to put up with Jews, we had more then enough examples of the typical Jewish characteristic they call chutzpah. Cowards became heroes and decent, industrious, and brave men became contemptible idiots or fools. Fat and sweaty stockbrokers presented themselves as communists saving the world, and decent soldiers were characterized as beasts. Normal families were mocked as breeding pens, while group marriages were praised as the highest form of human development. The most disgusting junk the human mind could create was presented as great art while real art was ridiculed as Kitsch. The murderer was not guilty, but rather his victim.

Malaponte got a 4chan pass did he

got all bits in my boxer shorts
think it might be toilet roll

just woke up and the first thing I hear is the fucking dog barking fuck my nigger life

lads you can put any player name on a custom barca jersey.

but most fun custom names aren't allowed on real madrid jerseys.

couldn't put on ronaldo, benzema, beckham, messi, etc, etc..

real madrid is a party pooper club.

in the end for some reason raul 7 wasn't banned so i ordered that.

Find it mental how /britfeel/ had a 15 year old tranny that got groomed and shagged by Andrew, who was a balding 24 year old.

alri

>>215981727
sounds like the word gall in english tbf mayte

Andrew, who was a balding 54 year old Duke

FEMBOY RESPECT BUTTON

considering a gay porn wank

>>215982111
that bloke's armenian

i make it rain on them hoes

One of the great old gimmicks

>>215982183
good gimmick made me chuckle

My fiancé uses TikTok and informed me that all pro-White and pro-Palestine accounts have been terminated. A few points on this:

1. The White and Palestinian struggle are intrinsically linked. Despite our distance and differences, we face the same enemy who is trying to kill us all. It is impossible to turn a blind eye to Israel as a White nationalist.

2. Israel wants the online discussion to be about anything but Jew vs non-Jew. Their ideal situation is for everyone to fight aimlessly in a battle of nebulous "Left" vs "Right", Democrat vs Republican, Man vs Woman. Influencers who play into this artificial divide are helping the enemy, even if unintentionally.

3. TikTok becoming completely controlled presents the opportunity for people to move to better and less controlled platforms. For the best information, TikTok users should look into websites not controlled by the US government or Israel. This is an opportunity for people to learn even more about the evil of the Jews than they already knew.

>>215982333
Blog tf on Malaponte

>>215981902
i'm not a child so i don't wear childrens clothes

>>215982183
used to laugh my cute little bum off at this gimmick but nowadays i don't find it that funny

>>215982376
It is really funny though

>>215982183
Have got the HICCUPS now

rorke ordering 7 Nandos

How to fix Britain

1. End external immigration of my sperm (by destroying their sacks)
2. zero gravity bollock extermination
3. death penalty for my nards
4. conversion therapy for my testicles (from whole to smashed)
5. declare having intact scrotums illegal
6. nationalise the rail (so trains can drive over my sack)
7. nationalise energy (so I can dip my danglers into a million degree tokamak reactor)
8. introduce an immigrant tax post-brexit where immigrants must pay 5% to bash my soft testes
9. post-brexit tariff revenue income for the treasury to be put into heavy brown bags and dropped on my testicles
10. tax evading companies have their assets and operations seized by the state until they punch my eggs
11. pressure inside my ballbag to increase to 25%
12. end free schools and invest in a massive state school building (on top of my exposed bollocks)
13. national scrote bashing is mandatory
14. no intact male sex organs in education for anyone from nursery to university
15. massive infrastructure projects, Crossrail 2, HS3 and a London airport linking freight rail, sea and air so as to assault my gonads on all fronts
16. raise chokehold on my aching nards to 15,000PSI
17. end emergency operations on hurt testicles
18. end inheritance (of healthy bollocks)
19. end the smoking ban so pub-goers can stub out their fag-ends on my tender gonads
20. 20% banker bonus for every CEO who flicks my sack
21. increase military spending to 10% of GDP so missiles can be laser-guided to my scrotum
22. Abolish the house in which my sack resides
23. reduce my healthy sperm count to 550 (then to zero with a hammer)
24. remove Sinn Fein from Parliament (but only after they blow my sack with a car bomb)
25. Abolish my testicles

on an app. and biking, going to Nandos. for his meals

>>215982630
he knew his stuff

>>215982630
good gimmick gave me a laugh, sad he's gone
>215982338
also I swear this is candice that someone's posted on another thread?

LimeWire is AI-powered now. thats file hosting for you kids there

since harry potter held no scruples about saying voldemort i wonder if he'd also apply the same fearlessness about saying nigger

>>215982659
poster behind that gimmick unironically died

I got some USB-C headphones. they cut out when playing high fidelity ASMR soundss. Soundss in my earsuh

Calcium Phosphate...
is good for the bones...

>>215982681
Not really the same, is it racismlad?

Stella Artois uses 50% recycled aluminum so I wont be drinking that anymore

Just struck me that when 4chan is blocked I shan't be able to communicate with anyone likeminded on the internet anymore. Never bothered with discord or anything similar.

>>215982736
not exactly but it suggests a similar propensity, and let's not forget harry potter was a massive incel, he was a manlet and wore glasses and had a crush on a chinky girl

>>215982697
I imagine you're baiting into me asking how he died then you're going to say by getting his bollocks squished by an elephant at the zoo after he rushed into the enclosure naked

>>215982772
kek no he died of an overdose, bollocks poster was ulster

>>215982750
they blocked sci-hub. when I download from sci-hub it is not to steal, I am not choosing to go to sci-hub to take the article for free rather than paying, I am just not going to read the article. that is a lot like life; the alternative is to not do it

good morning lads, any plans for today? for me, it's toil

>>215982765
He was literally a jock, read the books mate

Taking a course in Astrophysics at the open university lads. Am I interested in space and planets and that? Not particularly. But that all changed once i learnt about 3i/Atlas, the massive intergalactic comet that is heading towards us.

Reading that it was going at 69km/s, measured almost 7 miles wide and was potentially going to impact us, my plums started twitching excitedly. I knew I had to learn EXACTLY where it was going to land so it could completely obliterate my spuds like no spuds had ever been obliterated before.

So that’s me for the next few months. I’ve quit my job, I’m studying like I’ve never studied before, I’m analysing orbital models, perihelions, velocities, all with the aim of calculating down to the centimetre exactly where that big fat rock is going to land so my tender little pink sack is the first thing it obliterates.

>>215982781
how do you know that

>>215982765
he is offended by the word mudblood so I reckon he holds the same stance on other slurs

he died of an overdose
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_monuments_and_memorials_removed_during_the_George_Floyd_protests
and from Ghetto

Bruh talkin bout ‘scruples’ lmao, get your goofy ahh up outta here mf scruples got me creasing frfr

>>215982787
Read. Wank. Game. Cry.

abolish private testicles

>>215982800
He's admitted it before
Same with the DMT gimmick

>>215982789
why? because he played quidditch? he still got bullied relentlessly by the slytherins and others, especially in fifth year

>>215982808
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wkiu_wL5DBU

Rachel Reeves MUST announce the following measures IMMEDIATELY:

>Creation of a National Bollock Busting Fund to pay for important plum-smashing schemes across the country and ensure British sacks are the most damaged in the developed world
>And end to costly and unnecessary testicular cancer screenings across the NHS to allow more spuds to be ravaged undetected by tumours
>New funding for inner-city boxing gyms to retrofit their buildings allowing me to pop my jubblies through the ceiling so under-privileged youth can use them as boxing bags
>Angela Rayner to be sent on a nationwide high-heel bollock stepping tour to show that Labour lead from the front when it comes to testicle smashing

>>215982818
mean how do you know he died

>>215982824
He is the captain of the quidditch team yes, and girls are thirsting after him constantly. Slytherin students aren't socially accepted so I'd hesitate to call them bullies, it's mutual animosity.

>>215982845
oh right, it was a big thing in 2021, people were posting his family's fundraiser for his funeral

>>215982851
i have read the books and i don't remember any girls thirsting over him, i certainly remember that one girl who tried to roofie ron with love potion, but no one tried that on harry. in fact i remember thinking his romance with ginny game out of fucking nowhere

>>215982877
Rowena something - the love potion girl - is trying to spike Harry not Ron. He also took the Pajeeta to the dance in book four. I agree about Ginny, always seethed that he didn't pick Luna. Best girl.

>porn being real life
suicide fuel
thinking about the future after that is where I came to that conclusion

Put my bollocks in the vise
Bash them with a hammer twice
Smash and batter and abuse my sack
Give my tender plums a whack
Use my nuts as a punching bag
Punch them hard and watch them sag
Use the hammer ‘pon my balls
Splatter my nards all over the walls
My testes are ready for a smashing
My spuds are ripe for a proper thrashing
So put those clamps to good use
Because I’m in need of some scrote abuse

>>215982877
she tried to poison harry but poisoned ron on accident you've been done mate

>>215982877
>>215982900
Oh and Moaning Myrtle is mega horny for him.

>>215982900
oh yeah i think you're right, i was getting here mixed up with that other girl who was obsessed with ron, i think her name was lavender or something
in any case, i still think harry is relatively incel

Could I please get some honest feedback on my BlackedRaw scene storyline featuring Emma Raducanu and Jason Luv?

I am thinking the story line is something like Emma moving to LA but whilst walking down Hollywood Blvd she spots a homeless man (Jason Luv). She then invites Jason to stay with her in her Beverly Hills mansion. One night, whilst Jason is showering, Emma spots his large, oiled BBC. She immediately begins to finger herself at the thought of that jet black python obliterating her tiny, shaved cunt. When it gets too much for her, she lets out a pleasurable moan. Jason hears this and thinks Emma may be in trouble. He bursts out of the shower, naked and full of primal rage. His testosterone levels are through the roof, causing his cock to become rock hard. He goes to Emma, who cannot resist, and immediately begins sucking that BBC. There could even be a part two, where Jason is now in full control of Emma, using her desire for his BBC to get whatever he wants out of her. One night, after he has finished coming down her throat, he invites his friends (Jax Slayher, Mandingo, Slimpoke, Dredd and Isaiah Maxwell) over, and they all take turns crushing that Asian pussy. From this point on, Emma is no longer a global icon, she is now nothing more than a BBC sex slave, and she is, for the first time in her life, satisfied. Her memories of winning the grand slam and being on the coach carousel are no more. She no longer remembers who she is, or was. Her desire for black cock has fully engulfed her.

muttmoment

>>215982959
have you been smoking meth lad?

Keep forgetting to buy toilet paper, so every time I take a shit I have to get in the shower and blast my ring

>>215983016
I do this anyway and it was great for getting me to shower every day
even though sometimes I wipe my ass on a rag but even then doing that its like sticking to showering but sometimes not showering. not had agency like that on my own :3

>>215983016
>>215983036
take it to britfeel

>>215983016
always wondered why people went so mental over toilet paper during covid when they could just do this if they were that desperate to have a clean bum

apparently, lots of the papers on sci-hub are from Ofxord.
in London
if I stole all of the medical school course papers from there and read them all, I would be stealing from London, England, and they would deserve that. for me to go steal from England

I could kill a person and not feel anything after doing it

Polysialic acid glycomimetics promote myelination and functional recovery after peripheral nerve injury in mice

>>215983072
I believe you. I watched my father die and felt nothing. Some of us aren't wired right

>>215983096
evil, evil ghoul.

I have to poo. I will be back shortly.

>>215983123
you dont have a soul btw. NPC

>>215983110
I would be devastated if my father died but would feel nothing if i killed some random person so that makes me slightly more normal than you i suppose

wish they turned on CERN HLC non-stop

>>215983135
fomyeg

When i see people when i go outside my first thought is often how i would like to kill them with my bare hands

im gonna say it.
youre blocked

fosnfmyeg

what a fluffy belly button i have this morning

>>215980192
>This woman doesn't care.
based

Its cold
I shaved all my body hair on my gfbergs insistence
And with winter fast approaching as well...

oh my god AI shut up

mousey is so fucking evil

I don't have any friends and i don't want any
Nobody in this country regardless of race or gender is worth knowing
They are all unhinged lunatics

>>215983226
and cute

>>215983253
>>215983253

>>215980988
yeah but a creep shot is still a creep shot

>>215983226
wrong

>>215981028
>fire up the climmy my boy, its gonna be a scorcher

sounds nice

>>215981048
good job reuters war correspondents were there enjoying themselves to film all the action

rev up your mums climmy every night

>>215981698
>you found us out
>now let us run a biased survey that says you're wrong

>>215982787
mums coming round later this morning for a cheeky drink and a natter

>>215982183
I just want the disaster of a /Brit/ meet up collage of posts
Used to piss myself to that