Thread 215979152

BBC won

>>215979152 (OP)
>following the words of the zutted
Couldn't be me

BNWO since 622 AD

>>215979152 (OP)
post the one where muhammad was eating kfc

>>215979244
It's the best soyjak in years desu.

>>215979152 (OP)
Who even keeps making these?

>>215979152 (OP)
the somalians must feel cucked knowing the prophet muhammad sees ethiopians as rulers and not even knowing somalia exists

>>215979308
The thing with Muslims they have very high opinions of Ethiopians because a Christian king saved them from an arab pagan genocide of Islam
they unironically still think of Ethiopians greatly til this day because of this
Somalians didn't help so they forgot them

>>215979335
Some late true hadiths are so absurd and mohammed genuinely just gave up and isn't trying to look like a divine prophet anymore kek

>>215979357
What makes them authentic anyways? Weren't they compiled 200 years after Muhammad's death?

>>215979645
Not a Muslim, but from what I've heard the Quran is pretty bare-bones, so Hadiths are required to actually flesh out the functioning of the religion.

>>215980191
So what happened during the period of Mohammed's death to the complication of the hadith? What did people do for 200 years?

>>215980191
I mentioned the zutt dith to a tunisian at work (big mistake thank fuck i didnt show him or else id be a dead man) and he told me the diths arent as importantas the book. And he also didnt understand why i found the eating chicken one so funny

>>215980220
Fight over who becomes Muhammad 2, shia and soonie n that

>>215980232
Adding to this, the guy drinks, shags, smokes. Does everything haram except eat pig and he still got really angry

>>215979276
kinda cute ngl

>>215979328
love this nigga

>>215980232
A google search shows that muslims shitpost about "The prophet was seen eating chicken" pretty often. Because they're expected to memorize Hadiths, it's become a bit of a joke one to memorize.

>>215980220
Same think that happened in Christianity after the Evangelion and the council of Nicea. It started off as just a charismatic cult and then eventually got codified into something legalistic. Although Muslims having no accepted canon and just fighting over "authentic" and "inauthentic" really works to their detriment. A lot of the retarded and embarrassing shit they just write off as illegitimate.

>>215980271
You have to remember that as an ethnic diaspora, these people are attached to their faith and their personal identity is hardened around it. They dismiss the Hadiths as not being important when it suits them, but I've noticed they pretty heavily focus on studying the hadiths and it's pretty heavily their bread and butter for the functioning of Islam as a faith.

The Quranist only people are considered to be somewhat heretical.

>>215979328
>>215980419
seething jareers

God I love the dith threads

>>215980502
Not just somewhat heretical but very heretical, the islamic scholars all around the world denounce quranists heavily. I'm not an expert but I would say they are to normal islam like mormons are to normal christianity

And why the fuck does english love to capitalize stuff so much... I have to replace capital letters on every tenth word because it looks goofy and reddity to me

>hallie sellesei
but he was a christcuck doe?

>>215980502
Very interesting
Also
>these people are attached to their faith and their personal identity is hardened around it
This is insane but so true

Anyone who has religion as their personality is insane, theyre cyclists

>>215980811
>why the fuck does english love to capitalize stuff so much
You'd hate German.

>>215980887
There is an entire nation built only around Islam as identity, that's why they are the most fervent followers. I'm obviously talking about Pakistan

>>215980939
In German every noun is capitalized so it doesn't feel weird, but English likes to capitalize a lot of stuff like religion names etc, but for me as a Russian speaker the weirdest part is that English capitalizes adjectives

>>215980966
No thats just because you are using a German keyboard on your phone