Thread 215979799

This is Arabias greatest contribution to mankind.

>>215979799 (OP)
Wholesome

>>215979799 (OP)
He needs his energy after getting zutted after all, as we all do

>>215979811
It's perfect, the face the beyond chicken meme, the kfc, the fact that it's mundane, the fact that Muslims would probably get a kick out of it if it weren't their greatest sin

>>215979843
We must follow in his footsteps

>>215979843
Why do you keep spreading nonsense? Do you have a fetish or something?

>>215980325
Holy mental gymnastics

>>215980325
>it's not a real hadith!
>it's a bad translation!
>the zutts were djinns!
which one is it then?

>>215980376
Hadiths aren't officially in the Koran it's just some self-appointed Muslim scholar said X therefore it must be true, then they make up some headcannon around the topic to backwards rationalize why it's a good thing to murder someone for it.

>>215979799 (OP)
If you see how muzzies revere this mental asylum tier shit you will realize they are way worse than jeets

>>215980325
>

>>215979799 (OP)
I kneel to the religion of Peace

Why did arabs write this down?

>>215981805


The BLACK man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of africa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The BLACK man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(ʷʰᵀᵉ dogs)

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The BLACK penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the BLACK man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the BLACK man impregnates.

In total, the BLACK man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the BLACK man is the epitome of masculinity.

>>215981873
Why are Nafris like this?

Muzzies be like, I saw the prophet ( p̶̛̭̟̬̠̘̘͈̩̍̑͊̚b̸̡̩̮̠̻̰̖̪͠ư̴̧̖̙̱͉͚̙͚͔̫͚̄̓́̃̈́͒̈̌͠͝ͅḩ̷̭̦̮̥̣̠̮̠͖̙̠̤̹̆̋̀̎͊͌̈́̃̚͘ )

>>215981971
This but unironically

>>215981805
sounds like the description of Incubus to me

>>215982028
so muhammad got Zutted by jeet sex demons?

>>215981913
I'm Reunionese, not Nafri

>>215981316
Quranism is literal apostasy

>>215980325
So it was an orgy?
They ran a train on him and each other...

After the second and third cock the prophet (pbuh) said "These men are butt fucking me"

>>215979799 (OP)
I do love me some chicken.

>>215979799 (OP)
Arabia invented KFC? Truly crackers have been stealing the black man's scientific achievements and calling it their own since the dawn of time! I hate the huwh*te devils so much.

can a kind poster explain what zutted means
I was banned for a over a month

>>215983703
>>215983723
u got more? these are funny af

>>215980325
>Arabs be like:

>Nooooo it was declared Shwa'eef by Jab'aar Ya'haad Doot'oof 'eyalii, it was NEVER jaad'eedh by Whabbi Bugho'!!! This is total Jayeed' Hoot'hoot'!!

>>215984083
LOL

>>215984083
BUG'HO HOOT'HOOT!! AHAMDULLIAHADOOOOO!!!

>>215984083
New /int/ classic

>>215984083
OH NO NO NO

>>215984083
LMAO

>>215984083
They really do be like that

>>215984299
I'm so sorry you have had to live next to these people for such a long time

>>215984344
And out of the kindness of their hearts they decided to share the experience with you and all of Europe. Aren't Jews just wonderful?

>Inb4 zutt
Momo the homo made it all up and you need to find a new meme

>>215980325
>hm yes kufar the "jinns" are just tall dark NAKED men that get dressed only in the morning acter the zuttening

>>215984900
>muh jews
Go back to /pol/

>>215979799 (OP)
fact checked by real islamic patriots

https://hadithanswers.com/rasulullah-sallallahu-alayhi-wa-sallam-ate-chicken/

>>215984980
>Criticize Jews
>Only response is go back to >>>/pol/
Post schnoz shlomo.

>>215980325
Very interesting
Can we perhaps get the opinion of reddit or twitter next

Can somebody explain to me what going on here?

>>215984083
lol

>>215984962
and that's how Shantae was born

>>215984083
JAYEED HOOT'HOOT

>>215984083
kek
>>215986533
muhammad joins the dark side [tags: netorare, interracial, big dick, group sex]

>>215986533
When there are terrorist attacks in Europe they always get sentenced as mentally ill so they can get out faster or don't have to put them into prison because prisons are completely filled and there are no more facilities to put them in
I wish I was joking

>>215984083
Why is this so accurate

>>215988585
I wish i wasn't allergic to peanuts I'd love to snack on some zutty nutty treats ;{

>>215986533
It's a reference to the Quranic story of Moses and a """wise man""" called Al-Khidr. At one point during their journey, Al-Khidr kills a random little boy for apparently no reason. Moses gets pissed at him for doing that, so Al-Khidr responds by saying
>"Did I not tell you that you cannot have patience with me. (18:75)"
Later when Moses decides that he has enough of Al-Khidr's bullshit, Al-Khidr explains that the reason why killed the little boy was because he knew through divine knowledge that the child would eventually grow up to become a kaffir.
>"And as for the boy, his parents were believers, and we feared lest he should oppress them by rebellion and disbelief. So we intended that their Lord should change him for them for one better in righteousness and near to mercy. (18:80)"

The lesson we learn from this story is:
>you must never question the actions of "God" (prophets' schizophrenia)
>killing someone for a crime he has never committed is okay
>killing apostates is encouraged

>>215984051
holy kek, zutt zlut moe was severily autistic

>>215981873
>>215982279
They weren't black they were jeets
You just describes medieval jeets as the peak of masculinity
You are homosexual

>>215984083
this is /int/ culture and im proud

>>215984083
Kek

>>215984900
I love how you guys aren’t even bothering with all that mental gymnastics to refute the hadith anymore you’re just like “he made it up” now lmao

>>215988745
When you realize he was a turbo autist a lot of 'diths start making sense

>>215988874
>btw don't marry my wives after I croak
That's the funniest part

Yes we are gonna rape him
Oh, and then we will gape him
Mo is gonna take it in the ass

We've got the right to use it.
And you know we'll abuse it.
This is our bitch, so get your own.
Oh, we'll hunt Mo like a rabbit.
Chase down his ass and grab it.
I'll play that ass like Donkey Kong.

Yes, we're gonna rape him.
Oh, and then we will gape him.
Mo is gonna take it in the ass.

>>215983703
>>215983723
>>215984051
Please post more of these lmfao

>>215984083
Yep, certified GEM

>>215989384
Many kino ones are still un'jaked

>>215989619
what did he mean by this?

>>215980325
>Ummmmm sweetie he was actually ridden by ghosts
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>215986533
>>215988742
>already knows everything that’s going to happen, including who’s going to heaven and who’s going to hell, before creation
>doesn’t just immediately send everyone to where he knows they’re destined to go because that wouldn’t be fair o algo. they have to actually do what they’re going to be rewarded or punished for
>EXCEPT for this random kid who must be killed for becoming a kafir (something that ends up never happening)
>iblis gets to tell him to his face that he’s going to make most of humanity kuffar. gets away with it
Allah’s infinite wisdom is beyond your mortal comprehension

>>215981805
Literally pic rel

>>215989619
But what did Whabbi Bugho' say about this hadith?? Did the prophet (خنزير) really????

Prophet Muhammad (باجيتس تنفجر عليه) would be proud of you anons

Are the Zutt people still alive?

>>215990045
majority of the Sikhs are jats/zutt

>>215990045
arabs call each other zutt rapebabies on xitter when shitflinging

>>215990091
Their weird obsession with Iberians and mestizos on here makes sense now.

>>215990115
They've been doing that to deflect from the zutt meme

>>215990115
>>215990128
>>215990091
Today, I will remind them

>>215988742
So the moral of the story is you can kill with impunity if you accuse your deceased victims of something they did not commit

>>215988827
Reading comprehension

>>215989978
It's actually be (باجيتس يضربوا عليه). The word you wrote just means "to explode/burst" while يضرب can mean "hit/ejaculate/bust". It's even used in a vulgar euphemism for masterbation "يضرب عشرة" (lit. Bust a ten). It'll have the implication that Zutts Busted Upon Him (ZBUH), and that also they roughed him up during the Zuttening. That is if you want to spread this outside of 4chan ;)

>>215990237
>Zuttening
i coined that term but i usually include a tm sign :D

>>215988494
Rope is cheap and re-usable

>>215990237
ZBUH, thank you brother

>>215990259
Zutt Alors

>>215990300
>Zutt Alors
i didn't coin that term!! :D

>>215990237
>It's
It'd*
>that also they
That they also*

I should proofread my posts damn

>>215990237
ZBUH

>>215990300
>>215990316

>>215984083
I can't leave this websight cause of funny fags like you, asshole

>>215980325
dont spread disinformation about the beauty of the Hadiths
https://islamicwisdom.neocities.org/

>>215979799 (OP)
please include zvtt in OP next time so I can search easier

>>215991427
>ireland

>>215991427
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

>>215982309
If you don't believe in Quran all the way, you believe in shit.

>>215984083
>https://islamicwisdom.neocities.org/
Said as eloquently as the Holy Prophet Muhammad (PBUH (Pajeets Busting upon him)) would

>>215991115
LOOL. Why are mudslimes so high IQ?

Don´t they (all muslims) realize that their prophet was an homosexual and he was gangraped by pajeets??

They pray for an homosexual that was gangraped?

Thee Prophet got him a 2-peice

>Is that...is that a fucking GECKO?!
>AHHHHH KILL IT KILL IT DEATH BE UPON IT!!!

>>215994510
I miss that lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>215990045
Jatts are the majority in Haryana and both Punjabs. I'm Jatt too lol

>>215980325
C O P E

>>215988296
I want to get zutted to death by Shantae

>>215980325
So why word in a way where it sounds like he got his arabian star gaped, and not just that djinns challenged him?

>>215980325
>paki true soldier of allah

>>215990237
Very based, may the Prophet (ZBUH) bless you

>>215980325
>they didn't mount him, a bunch of jeets just pressed against him really, really closely
>actually it was jinnis, like that girl that has sex with a ghost in Scary Movie

Islam is more ridiculous than Scientology

>>215984083
>Jayeed' Hoot'hoot'

>>215984083
Lol

>>215983723
Someone needs to jak the whole "allah's throne sits on a cosmic cock"

https://thealbaani.site/2011/07/07/a-rooster-whose-neck-is-under-the-throne-of-allaah/

>islamism
>christianism
>judaism
>hinduism
plus all their branches/sects/whatever are for retards who deserve to be treated as such.
I'd probably include buddhism but I'm not informed enough about it, so...

>>215999299
>buddhism
just an opposing sect of vedism/hinduism

>>215999461
Then it's probably the same trash.

>>215980325
>Black "jinns" "mounted' muhammad because...because...they just wanted to listen to him quoting quran or something like that
Yeah sure

>>215984083
Extraordinarily gemmy

>>215984083
lmfao

>>215981971
PBUH (pajits burst upon him)

>>215981805
lmao

>>215979799 (OP)
I hate them so much its unreal

>>215999888
Your country is built around a similar set of superstitions.
Want some crab cakes?

>>215999888
>this land was promised to me 3 gorillion years ago by some dude's schizo demon. millions must die

>>215981805
Because Muhammad aka the Queen of Zutt wanted it

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BECOME MAINSTREAM THEY WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO RECOVER

>>216001932
Did the camel rape him too?

>>215991427
I never understood what He(PBUH) meant by this. Was it
>Cuckoldry is halal, as long as she did it with le BBC
Or maybe
>Yeah, you got cucked, man. But try to play it off as you or her had a black ancestor or something.

Any muslim scholars mind chiming in on this 'dith?

ABDULL DONT LIKE IT
ZUTTTING THE PROPHET
ZUTT THE PROPHET

>>215979799 (OP)
Why did he consider this worth noting down?

>>216002894
Something about ‘had rarely eating meat is the reason.

>>215980325
>Jinn
Wait, as in a genie from a lamp?
Do Muslims unironically believe in genies, efreets and similar creatures?

>>216001932
The prophet (zbuh) looked like THAT?!?!

>>216002092
The camel is there for a refreshing cup of piss between each rape session and the next

>>215980376
>the zutts were djinns!
that makes islam even funnier
imagine Christianity having gnomes and elves as part of its canon or Tibetan monks warding off 9-tailed foxgirls or something like that
baby tier cult stuck in medieval times

>>215984083
sand Meep Boop Bix Nood Mufagga equivalent

>>216003477
Nafris in europe need to see it

>>216002858
lmao

>>215999888
you are the reason they exist.

>>216003477
ZUTT IT DOWN

>>215999055
I don't get it

>>215984083
gem

>>216003190
>Tibetan monks warding off 9-tailed foxgirls or something like that
That's japanese monks but it happens a lot

I'm not familiar with Tibet but considering how close they are to India it must be even stupider

>imagine Christianity having gnomes and elves as part of its canon
We should DESU

>>215986533
This is a /mena/ classic. Please give credit or get raped

you guys are going to make a muzzle lose his shit and hurt someone. Stop

>>216005910
>muzzie lose his shit
Aren't they constantly hysterical anyway?

>>216005910
>one day the pitbull will bite and it's only because provoked it, it totally didnt snap because of its programming

>>215981805
What about the Zutt women then? Were they also sexually dominant and had massive tits and asses?

>>216006420
>arabs being interested in adult women
>arabs being interested in women in general
lol, lmao even

>>215984083
>Whabbi Bugho'
(PBUH)

>>216006420
I guess they will do when the prophet (zbuh) is not around

>>216006558
Whabbi Bungo Hoot'Hoot (ZBUH)

>>215979799 (OP)
Lawrence?

>>216006468
>the only external feature distinguishing male and female is a beard
This might just be the zestiest man alive

>>216006695
He's actually very heterosexual by their standards (ZBUH)

>>216006695
That’s why Russia sides with the Islamic world, they share a love of hardcore gay sex.

>>215979799 (OP)
There is nothing wrong with this

>>216003044
>Do Muslims unironically believe in genies, efreets and similar creatures?

Genie belief is not only popular with Muslims, it's mandatory. There's an entire book of the Quran where the Allah commands the Arabs to stop interacting with genies and that Muhammad went to the genie realm and converted them all and that the genies will all be judged at armageddon along with humans.

>>216006820
its only for punishing sexy boys in the army o algo

>>215980325
Mentally ZUTTED and a Mini

>>216006755
I get that but at the same time this looks like a guy that’s so obsessed with bussy that he forgot that women have a hole that’s specifically designed for sex

>>215982347
>3 (THREE) days worth of cumstains

>>216006862
muslims watching picrel be like
>erm that's not very accurate, irl djinns don't act like that

>>216006981
Poor Aisha

>>215983703
Ethiopians catching stray zullets
>>215984083
>that paintbrush beard
Fookin' KEEEEEK

>>216006998
Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
and the Quran it had a thousand tales
Well prophet you're in luck 'cause up your robes
You got a round of ZVTTS right up your tail!

You got masala in your kabob hole now
Some heavy Pajeet curry in your mail
You're full of needful Bharat vindaloo and how
See all you gotta do is ride that ZVTT
And I'll say:

Mister Mohammed, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your anus
ZVTT it down
You ain't never had a Jeet like me

Life is your curry stand
And I'm your maitre-d'
C'mon whisper how deep you want
You ain't never had a Jeet like me

Basmallah, oh my!
Basmallah, no no!
Basmallah, mah behind!
Alhamdulillah ass fatwa!

>>216006889
>Mentally ZUTTED and a Mini
LOOOOOOOL

>>216006889
>and a Mini
Kek

>>216006889
>Zutt in the butt and an attitude

>>216008280
>Zutt in the butt and an attitude
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>216008290
>Mo's stank butt and a freaky zutt!

>>216002894
they consider their prophet the ideal man who needs to be emulated. SO, him eating chicken clears shit up in case some busybody scholar tries to make you abstain from chicken. Keep in mind they already ban a bunch of animals from consumption, so another ban might be one extrapolation away,

>>216008454
>>216008454
Muhammad (zbuh) never saw anime. Can we ban Hunter x Hunter (the favourite anime of many an arab)

>>216008196
I fucking love squirreljak

>>215984083
>Whabbi Bugho'

Vgh... Father of the Turks

>>216008615
And then the Mohammed (خنزير) went to the home of Whabbi Bugho', and the prophet (خنزير) saw he had been taken in by a scroll from the east that dipicted human characters. So allah revealed to him a new wisdom and he told it to Whabbi Bugho'.

It said "o brothers, the angels will always curse upon a home which shows an easterners depictions, for they are drawn with the ejaculation of a djinn.".

>>216003477
This meme's already on msm? This cycle was fast

>>216009214
Real

>>215984083
bump

>>215984083
kekekekekekek

>>215979799 (OP)
What's with the three lines of Arabic stacked on top of each other next to "the Prophet"?

>>216003190
>imagine Christianity having gnomes and elves as part of its canon
It's not part of the canon, but in Northern Europe is was common during the Medieval period to have stories of Christian Elves and such, as well as non-Christian ones. They were just another group of people.

>>216010097
Somehow christian elves seem based

>>216010097
Indeed. Example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfjaob7FsTg

Old Nordic-Catholic song about a Christian Warrior being given a curse by an Elf-Lady when he rejected her advances.

I find it very interesting this inculturation.
Not a Catholic nor a Christian, though I like that the Church were so able in sheltering the old "pagan" customs within a Christian society.
It makes the religion very diverse.

>>216010097
>>216010214
I think I actually linked the wrong chant. This is the one who was in my mind:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2KNneWFf04

I don't understand the language, so maybe an actual Nord will help me out (though the chant I linked is also a Christian song with an Elf).

>>215989374
>3 days of cumstains

What are Hadiths? So, they're like anecdotes about Muhammed personally? They're not religious texts but more on documented accounts?

>>215984083
put me in the screencap

>>216010466
Imagine chrischan and the farms but it’s in the middle of fucknowhere arabian desert

>>216002858
ZUTT NUTT IN MY BUUUUTT
ABU'S GOT P-T-S-D
P-T-S-D

>>215984083
Wa'dood q'ashmallah, this is an offense to all of Islam! How dare you insult al-Bugho the fourth doush'i of the prophet! This is Haram! HARAM'BE HOOT'HOOT' AL FUQ!!! DELETE THIS FAHIDALDIMDOOD'ILIYAH!!!

>>215984083
gemerald

>>216008101
>genderbend mohammed
based

>>216003477
One gook to zutt them all

>>216010552
I wonder if Muhammad and the muslims had access to marihuana back then? This is the only explanation.

>>216010585
Autism

>>216010585
according to my knowledge it is very possible that they did but muhammed was a complete schizo autist anyway so you can't blame the devils cabbage on that

>>216010566
I think the author was trying to play up the NTR angle by making him cuter, there was a hadith about him crossdressing so it's not completely out of the question.

>>216010097
>during the Medieval period
exactly

>>216010466
A huge list of testimonials about the Muhammed that goes like "so and so says that such and such heard that he was telling his friends that Muhammed said this..." They are pretty important texts to the religion and ancient scholars supposedly did a whole bunch of collecting them from sources and evaluating whether the chain of transmission is any good, but all of that happened centuries after the Quran. And of course every sect has it's own set of Hadith collections.

>>216010585
jewish scripture is full of literal jokes, i think this is the same kind of thing

>>216011099
Jews don't kill each other over shit in the Talmud, almost all of them don't read it and just assume rabbi will iron it out. Islam is supposed to be historical, jews treat their stuff like mythology and write in ridiculous shit like Simon Magus and Jesus having DBZ style beam combat. Hadiths are supposed to be backed by witnesses and are the basis of their culture and prayer.

>>215991115
holy kek

>>215984083
Destroyed that prick in half

>>216010013
Translation of those lines of Arabic is "May blessings of Allah be upon him as well as peace.", but it is usually shortened into English as "Peace be upon him." It is considered polite and a sign of veneration for Muslims to append the phrase to any mention of Prophet Muhammad.

>>216010585
Hashish was a notoriously popular drug in the middle east popularised by Persians who bought it from India who sourced ganja from the Himalayas.
Although there's no historical evidence of it being used by people other than delinquents and criminals. Like the Hashashins

Weed does not make you get funked by men and walk around in semen stained clothes

>>215979799 (OP)
>Mohammed ate fried chicken, busted nuts on his clothes/sheets and made jannies clean it up, fucked a loli, was schizophrenic, got gang raped by blacks, was autistic
How on earth is he not 4chan's prophet

>>215984083
Lmao why is this so accurate