Thread 215986961

chebs edish

clussy

sitting in my orgone accumulator

the scran

>>215986961 (OP)
too big

when you're shagging a bird and you go right up to the balls, can you put the balls in as well?

new mcdonalds items on wednesday lads

>>215988670
i usually slip my balls into her arse so she enjoys a bit of DP

>>215988670
that’s a bit advanced, but it can be done

rorke still eating plain overboiled vegetables like it's 1979

>>215988664
a delicious chicken picnic!

>>215988670
personally I take mine out and give them to her to suck
one time she swallowed one, had to wait all day for her to poo it back out again

>>215988669
too gay

Here are historically documented examples of white women on plantations engaging in sexual relationships with Black men. Because of the structure of slavery, these were always coercive and exploitative, regardless of how they may have been described in records:

Dorothea Bourne & Edmond (Virginia, 1820s)
Her husband, Lewis Bourne, sought a divorce claiming Dorothea lived “in open adultery” with Edmond, an enslaved man. Testimony indicated she bore children by him. This case appears in Virginia’s legislative petitions and has been analyzed by historian Joshua Rothman.

Polly Lane & Jim (Virginia, early 1800s)
Lane accused Jim, an enslaved man, of rape. However, evidence showed she was already pregnant before the alleged incident, suggesting she had been in a sexual relationship with him earlier. Scholars such as Martha Hodes and Diane Miller Sommerville note this case as an example of a white woman’s sexual involvement with a black man that later became framed as assault when exposed.

Patterns in Divorce and Church Discipline Records (Virginia & North Carolina, 1800–1861)
In adultery suits and church investigations, records show white married women occasionally accused or had sexual relationships with enslaved men. Communities often treated these as scandals, and husbands used them to seek divorce. These cases confirm that such relations did occur, even if rare compared to the more common abuse of enslaved women by white men.

Thomas A. Foster (“The Sexual Abuse of Black Men under American Slavery” and Rethinking Rufus) compiles evidence that black men were victims of sexual coercion by both white men and women.

Martha Hodes (White Women, Black Men) provides detailed accounts of these cases, including Dorothea Bourne and Polly Lane.

Encyclopaedic sources on Virginia and Southern slavery summarize that white women sometimes exercised sexual power over enslaved men, though cases are less documented because they threatened prevailing ideas of white womanhood.

*BRAAAAAAAAAP*

GOOD EDITION

I'm too prideful to ever admit I'm wrong so if I ever do realise I was wrong I just kill myself and reincarnate

>>215988701
name goes in the name field

>>215988703
Very engaging read.

what stickers do you have on your car?

didn’t read

>>215988721
rotten slug on board

>>215988715
-2 cronem pov when visiting timmy's mum for tea

just shaking my head and muttering to myself on a fucking sunday

>>215988719
howling

>>215988666
>>215988697
*shuts down the pipeline*

>>215988721
anime girls from Sousou no Frieren

>>215988749
free him
he was just tryna feed the cronem

cafe au lait
means cafe with milk
so if you ever seeit on the menu you know they've got milk in

anyone else afraid of the new budget?

he’s only gone and pulled another worldie the mad man

french culture minister would get it

any economically unviable man in?

>>215988802
sometimes it has onions milk

finally stopped getting acne in my mid 20s

>>215988819
yh

dem a pale ting a feel clarted

dangerous lad this one

>>215988859
quiet now timmy

timmy's mum sending this to his bully (-2 cronem)

chebs??!

>>215988892
mogs me

>>215988892
mate thats not safe for work

>>215988885
Yo crodie u gud?

What's behind the clown girl trend? Clowns are supposed to be scary, not sexy.

>>215988892
big fan of his little crispy bellend

what did the queen actually die of?

>>215988915
good on sarah
sent that nosy cunt flying

>>215988951
there is no 'trend'. it's just one autist (you) who keeps posting the same picture

>>215988959
ligma

>>215988915
keep your beak out fiona and george

>>215988892
kek read this in his voice

CHU-CHU-CHUCKLEVISION CHU-CHUCKLEVISION CHU-CHU-CHUCKLEVISON

>>215988971
done him

losing my virginity TONIGHT panicking

>>215988915
baton socks for crodie

>>215988959
sugma

>>215989001
to me to you to me to you

why are AI such sycophants
sickening

>>215988915
gchq sent back to the drawing board

>>215988959
AIDS

>>215989045
they talk like the people who made them

>>215989045
You're right -- AI can appear to have a sycophantic nature.

apparently girls have this thing called a fallopian tube. weird that they dont have bollocks and knob

I’d lick the poop stains out of Emma Watson’s undies.

what a disaster sugar has been for mankind

>>215989091
they have a thing called cervix and they tend to be bruised at the gherkin on sunday morning

Observe: all Rorke posting has ceased as he channels his efforts into cronem posting (meltdown mode)

>>215989117
whats the gherkin?

>>215989105
*through a mouthful of granulated sugar*
how so?

hate the word "chebs"
such a crass expression for something pretty and delicate

is it illegal to use my bike camera if I cycle past a school?

>>215989128
oh don't worry, its a building in london

might start littering actually as we're a third-world country now

um

>>215989151
I bruised my gfs cervix in a building in London last night haha good call

>>215989151
why does it bruise women?

>>215989148
>putting women on a petalstool

Todays runt meal consumed - pastrami, sourdough, watermelon, grapes, and shredded red cabbage with olive oil and raisins

>>215989195
can i bum you up the arse please?

>>215989183
don't worry about it

>>215989215
um

heard some bint from twitch crying cause another streamer tried to "sexually assault her" but all he did was try to give her a kiss

>>215989249
ok

gf bought a japanese sharpening stone and spent hours watching instructional videos and sharpening our knives

then at the end she cut her fingers testing the blades and came crying to me lmao. applied four plasters and had to clean up the mess.

>>215989260
sounds like something my gf would do what are they like

>>215989223
im just humouring you. I know you do the spam thing. Was just trying to get you to slowly explain how pathetic your obsession is so you realise how horrid and demented of a person you are. Mentally ill from using the internet, if you didn't have internet you would probably be a normal person, sad that people like you can't handle it

I simply find it hard to believe that a woman so angellically beautiful like Emma Watson actually poos. And if she does poo, it wouldn’t be disgusting, it would be delicious like chocolate.

fucking hate tradies just an endless cycle of ineptitude and fuck ups

>>215989284
don't worry about it

>>215988959
Embarrassment for Liz Truss

Uh oh. /brit/ is horny again.

>>215989284
well thats him raped to death

>>215989260
hopefully you gave her a hug and comforted her

>>215989305
darren needs his cash jobs to shag pangpang in thailand

>>215989312
ever think of getting off the internet and healing your brain damage, or just ending it all so you stop annoying people

>>215989305
you're actually just jealous of the rates they charge and the fact they can pick and choose jobs

>>215989284
oh my days nathan

>>215989178
imagine the smell

>>215989344
I laughed at her and called a fucking spastic but in an affectionate way

reminder to report the BE flags posts

explain yourself rorke

who tf gets to shag something as fit as this

>>215989443
>tattoos

>>215989429
i don't like brown people
not complicated is it

>>215989460
*pulls out magnifying glass*
You're right!

whenever I see a news article saying a rare two pence penny or whatever from 1970 sold for six thousand pounds I quickly check the dates on all the pennies in my change

is it better to get marry normally and then transition to an open marriege or just be open up front?

turns out I do have a lot in common with lewis carroll

havent needed the heating on yet. energyberg seething

>>215989523
such as noncery

just bought 3 months of 4chan Pro, allowing me to create my own threads. I'll be the new-maker from now on!

>>215989500
Always pray these posts are fake. Sickening people.

>>215989523
awaiting your novel

>>215989538
they better be good editions or else

>>215989527
im expecting a knock on the door from energyberg soon to check my metre after i reduced my energy bill by 50% compared to last year

>>215989500
for such a man it's better not to consider marriage at all and to go and fuck around with similarly immature women until he grows up

with 4chan Pro I can change my name as well aha

absolute weasel of a man, built like a matchstick

>>215988892
rouge the bat

rapid clart

Going fishing tomorrow - quite excited, gonna grab some lugworms and a few squid and set out a couple mixed bait rigs with my beach rods, then do a bit of feathering with my lure rod. If the conditions are right I could catch sea bass, cod, and mackerel.

shitting everywhere

>>215989527
My Russell Group university is really pushing for getting feedback from students. This year, just like last October, all the feedback we've been getting since the academic year started is about how cold all the classes are because upper management mongs have decided that to save money they will not be turning on heating before November, except essential services (i.e. their own fucking offices).

This is how the UK higher education sector dies. We're dow over 40% international students this year.

>>215989559
they call her brooke fat now

seasidemark getting his filthy end away as we speak

Right Said Fred

didnt see you at BAR ITALIA last night, anon...

>>215989617
looks like he's going cottaging

>>215989697
good. there are too many shitty ex-polys. get people in trades and apprenticeships instead

Poo out of my anus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xfs2VMhSI0
Reckon it's time to sort my life out

saw a few dead animals on the motorway. reminded me that EW would cause a 50 car pile up to avoid hitting one

bought some wakame seaweed
wil be putting that in my miso soup later x

>>215989750
sex

>>215989738
He has to build more houses even in his spare time?

any has a slutty sister man in?

initiating emergency poo protocol

>>215989790
can see my house from there

>>215989783
you'll be putting your knob in your bfs arse as well i take it

roasting some sweet potatoes in olive oil and garlic and sage
not sure what i'm going to do with them but i'll just roast them up now and then i can reheat them as and when

>>215989811
Truly? You live Torquay way? Went fishing there, stayed in a hotel - was alright

fizzy blackberry raspberry grapefruit lavender limeade

>>215989815
>sweet potatoes
more like shite potatoes

>>215989823
familyberg live on the other side of the bay

>>215989814
im single and have been for some time

my pret wife, love her

>>215989845
Lucky fella

>>215989841
full of goodness and tasty
they don't roast as well as normie potatoes but they're still elite root veg

grown tired of living

Was watching a video of the worst parts of the Nixon tapes and one of the worst to them was the one where he says Jews in America should know they're "an American first and a Jew second"
THAT was the worst one to them, not the one where he rants about TV promoting homosexuality or how ugly Indian women are or that phone call with Reagan calling African UN delegates monkeys
No, the one where he says American Jews should be more patriotic is the worst one
Bit of an odd choice

making shit music in ableton

>>215989861
fishing is cruel

admirable in a way how ethnics just litter everywhere and don't care

>>215989861
gay thumb alert

>>215989796
No mate my sister stayed with one bloke throughout her 20s and 30s hope this helps

>>215989870
ok

>>215989879
they're vermin

>>215989879
who litters the most

>>215989886
ever seen her arsehole?

>>215989720
absolutely nun he cud do x

>>215989877
Is it more less cruel that I slit their gills, drain their blood, then gut them and filet them and fry them in a pan, rather than throwing them back?

>>215989876
ktim, I have big dreams of composing music for video games but can't even be arsed to open Reaper most days

>Israel strikes southern Gaza, accusing Hamas of 'bold violation of ceasefire'

does shlomo really think the goyim will believe this

Tottenham XI: Vicario; Porro, Romero, Van de Ven, Spence; Palhinha, Bentancur; Kudus, Xavi Simons, Odobert; Tel.

Aston Villa XI: Martinez; Cash, Konsa, Pau, Digne; Onana, Kamara; McGinn, Rogers, Guessand; Malen.

>>215989900
why are you here.

gala rabble
or
algebra lab

>>215989907
killing them is probably more cruel but torturing them then throwing them back is also cruel

>>215989900
You every time you post in this thread

Corrr spurs vs villa gonna be peng

'za

>>215989879
saw this happen on the tube last week, was absolutely fuming

littering is fucking grim especially when there's bins everywhere
I genuinely have more respect for shoplifters than for people who casually litter

just watched that HBO paradise lost documentary about the murdered kids and satanic panic and that
was not expecting some of the opening shots lads
don't think you could get away with it today

>>215989936
oh my DAYS nathan

>>215989934
Limp wristed vegan fella, are you?

>>215989969
picking up rorke a copy of Hitler monthly

5.5% of the entire world population is subscribed to Mr Beast.

might put a fiver on united beating liverpool later today

have a weird feeling they'll do it and the odds should be good

>>215989952
bacon translucent

>>215989952
crust looks a bit thin and dry but otherwise not bad

>>215989869
join the club mate

>>215989926
im bored

>>215989952
meats not cooked

>>215986961 (OP)
BOOBS

they're coming along

>>215990023
16 hours a day, every day bored? you need a life son

>>215990032
it's cured ham
you garnish the pizza with it after it's been cooked
pic rel is garnished with bresaola

>>215989934
I've seen so many people say this about Carp because they're a noxious pest that aren't allowed to be returned to the water here yet they have 0 qualms just letting the fish die slowly over hours on the riverbank. Just admit you're too scared to kill a measly fish.

>>215990060
Hungry now f uy

having a look

>>215990049
im not here for 16 hours, i pop in throughout the day

>>215990060
have you tried sick ham? :P

>>215990060
ruined it with those weeds

>>215990092
just try and not lie for 2 seconds, I’m not talking about your cronem character I’m talking about you

>>215990080
They aren't even hard to kill, just a rock to the head and it's gone. Personally I use a screwdriver on my multitool, and spike the cunts brains

Also, legendary captcha holy shit

I know it’s not funny, but once in Disney World, Florida there for a work trip I was staying at one of the onsite hotels. I checked in at the front desk and they gave me my key. I went to my room, opened the door and there was a couple having sex. The front desk had checked me into a room that was already occupied. Door open the three of us staring at each other. I said, “Pardon me. Pardon me,” and shut the door I went back to the front desk, told them the room was nice, but could I have room without people f—— in it.

>>215990060
dont eat the flesh of sentient beings me

I`m Using

Ghidra
to Reverse engineer
Pot Noodle Dust

ingredients ..

I Will Then make
my Own Ok !!

>>215990092
Now I am sure you don't believe anything will ever happen to you, but how do you feel knowing there are a good two dozen people who, if they got their hands on you, would torture you and perhaps kill you? Honestly?

>>215990097
SCREaig

>>215990124
good post

>>215990124
she should wear sunscreen otherwise shes going to get a wrinkly chest

>>215990133
>but how do you feel knowing there are a good two dozen people who, if they got their hands on you, would torture you and perhaps kill you? Honestly?
i think they're mentally ill freaks

>>215990124
She got them out once by accident they were unimpressive and since then has no popularity

>>215990131
fomyeg

Shippy and Ebin linked up
https://youtu.be/n_7q_cQawvE?t=176

>>215990124
they look terrible without a bra

have they done an episode where lenny and carl come out as gay yet

>>215990185
i imagine thats how most /brit/ posters sound

the problem : Cooked Pot Noodle on Pizza
is Very
sloppy ..
Not cooked Pot Noodle Is
Hard and dry Ok ..

The Solution :
Make Pot Noodle Dust
for putting
On
Pizza !!

>>215990207
yeah and lenny sucks carls bbc

>>215990219
doesnt the sauce come in a little package? cant you just put that on pizza?

>>215990172
how ironic

need a cute Canadian hiker gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs4faliGXLE

>>215990131
>>215990219
tryhard

£96 a year for National Trust membership, that is fucking mental.

>>215990242
Something uncanny about this

>>215990242
I bet they feel amazing

>>215990242
timmy's mum sending this to -4 cronem

>>215990254
a lot of money to give to people who hate you and want you dead

>>215990239
That is
Soy Sauce !!

time to head out with the cute gf lads, enjoy

I bet we do actually see Pot Noodle flavoured-pizzas within the next 5 years
I saw mince pie-flavoured ice cream yesterday

owt new in the world then?

picked another woman out of my league I don't have any money

i need to find women that will give me money

>out of my league
FOY

>>215990416
u need 2 go 2 the island

shes out of my division

>>215990387
small boat cronem in flip flops doing everything to her

she's not in my social class lads blimey

>>215989879
barely ever saw rats in the street until i moved to darkieville at which point the rats were commuting same time as me and our paths crossed every evening at 5 when i was walking home from toil

she's out of my specified stratum lads

>>215990447
when was the last time you had a lie in?

>>215990486
lmao

the belgian poster is legitimately insane

shudder at the mere thought of the specimen behind the screen

size 15 in me leather bound loafers
twenty pound note in me coat for the chauffers

>>215990498
he wants everyone to feel the pain that he feels in his unimportant incel life, little does he know I have a cute gf that I cuddle to sleep while he rots

doing a handstand and firing a barage of poo logs into the sky like SAM missiles

No point in living really

>Harriet Anne Harris MBE FRSE (born 1968) is an English theologian and Anglican priest.
>as the University of Edinburgh's chaplain, Harriet Harris appointed more than 40 honorary chaplains to serve traditions including Daoism, humanism, paganism and mindfulness
why are anglicans like this
why do they hate themselves so much

do NOT look at the /tv/ catalog
fucking hell

>>215990565
I like Clumbo

>>215990631
yeah he's great

might pursue the opportunity to have sex with a woman

>>215990607
you're right that's fucked up

african chebs

>>215990552
Life is infinitely more difficult when you have no friends and no gf to experience it with. Whats the point when nobody witnesses your life at all?

>>215990582
They think being leftists makes them relevant and will make people become Christian, it doesn't.

thoughts on these? They're reduced and in my size

>>215990666
I’m doing this for the first time tonight with my new gf and absolutely shaking, virgin freak you see (until tonight)

>>215990607
Why

>>215990680
rorke rethinking things after seeing this

>>215990607
you cant just say that and not expect us to go look
thers nothing btw

>>215990684
centrist dad clobber

>>215990680
Intimidating chebs

>>215990682
become a character on /brit/!

just looked a the /tv/ catalogue

>>215990682
get mates and a gf then

My wife loves ya and I don't agree with that in the workplace!

>>215990684
LOL

>>215990655
I remember this episode

>>215990731
How? Asking for a friend

>>215990777
do the complete opposite of whatever you do in your day to day now, do you work?

burger and chips

>>215990777
you know how. you're just too scared to do it. grow up

howling a scream poo

>>215990684
60 year old socialist that never worked and lived off a trust fund/inheritance his entire life core

rorke serving the finest for his first date

dating app relaunch November 1st. Dont see another way i would meet a lass

>>215990798
You don't make friends through work

Pay your reparations you inbred yellow-teethed ogre-face bean on toast eating tea drinking Anglo pricks

boiuling 50 clams and giving them to my hungry gf in a bucket

>>215990814
People dont make friends their 30s

>>215990886
send us your strongest bulls

>>215990886
*writes a cheque for £0.00*

you don't make friends with salad

>>215990865
rorke insisting that it's just a bit of char

>>215990899
Making friends in your 30s is impossible, nearly everyone already has a friend group already and they probably have a gf/wife and kids.

>>215990880
that’s strange because I made friends with a bloke at work 15 years ago who then introduced me to his friends outside of work and we’ve been mates ever since. Been on loads of lads holidays together the lot. Get a clue

>>215990680
Corr would suck on her BBC (Big Black Chebs)

>>215990899
right well i can tell you've adopted a pathetic defeatist attitude and will just poke holes in any decent advice given to you. so why are you bothering to ask for it? you deserve to be alone forever you fuckin gimp

>>215990886
you can have the steam off my piss

>>215990925
>>215990925
>>215990925

>have friends in 20s
>either they move or I move
>left with nothing
>die alone

>>215990938
I asked for real advice, not some tired reddit tier dad advice about making friends and le growing up

>>215990878
Please delay, you need more time to prepare.

>>215991005
prepare what?

>>215990364
Pissrael is bombing Palestine again