Thread 215990925

hoot

hoot

tuh-wit tuh-woooo

glod

>>215990937
bet you thought this post was dead clever

alri niggers

>>215990925 (OP)
mousecels... our response???

you ever feel like you don't fit in

*takes long draw from cigar*
Most people die at 25...
We just bury them at 75...

>>215990962
making friends is the key to a decent life

might become a nazi then a communist then a nazi

>>215990990
I've felt that way for as long as I can remember

>>215991009
bro did all of that and didnt have sex once the entire time

>>215990994
And I just told you that it is impossible to make friends in your 30s. It is a different stage of life from your earlier years, so telling people to just grow up or make friends is not really advice at all.

>>215990990
I'm a swan among ducks

>>215990994
family is more important

My mum thinks I don't have friends or a gf because I choose not to have them.

>Ethel May Caterham (born 21 August 1909) is a British supercentenarian who, at the age of 116 years, 59 days, is the world's oldest verified living person. She is the oldest British person in recorded history and the last known surviving individual born in the 1900s decade.

What do you lads reckon she thinks about the current state of the UK?

I’ve been using hinge again for 2 weeks and getting some matches. Talking to a girl who is interested in a date next week, finally feels like things are going well

>>215990962
shut up you gimp. you're expecting some miraculous advice that no one has said before thats going to instantly solve your problems.
well that isnt going to happen.
you know what to do. you've been told it numerous times. just go fucking do it instead of wallowing in self-pity and moaning about it to people who dont give a fuck

>>215991041
kek

>>215991057
mumbergs are delulu about this stuff

anime

>>215991056
it is and it isn’t, it’s important your parents socialise you at a young age but when you grow up it’s friends that will take you out into the world and open up opportunities for you

my foreskin is itchy

>>215991059
I had a 105 year old live across the street from me a few years ago. He didnt have any curtains at his front window so people could see through his living room and all you saw was this nearly dead corpse on those old people chairs staring blank in to the TV screen with arabs an blacks presenting the news.

I always wondered what was going through his mind when he saw that. Whether he thought the wrong side won in 1945. That was his legacy

>>215990980
Identity theft is a crime.

what timmy gun do?

>>215991103
>spent most of my childhood alone inside playing games
>I'm nearly 33 and nothing has changed

dude the beatles crosswalk lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57w2gYXjRic

>>215991103
you are 100% retarded
having a family is more important than having friends

>>215991062
I can tell you're in your early 20s, opinion discarded.

rorke's missus

>>215991133
shagged a girl that looks like this

literally just shagged a bird lads

>>215991133
bet you thought this post was dead clever

>>215991150
pathetic, and very wrong, cope.
enjoy your shit lonely life you wet-wipe

>>215991144
I'm 33 and I've completely lost interest in video games and now I have literally nothing to fill the void

>>215991123
woman on my running route around the estate doesnt have curtains
in these evenings she'll sit there with the big light on and i make an effort not to stare like its a red light peep show

>>215991149
Only parents and to a lesser extent, grandparents matter, the rest don't.

>>215991045
At that age you can get a GF through the apps but it won't be the experience you've romanticised in your head. It will be much more transactional (e.g. a woman around your age that's panicking and wants a provider).

Really if you miss out on friendships and romance when you're younger, then you've missed out. That's it. Move on.

>>215991150
could tell from this post as well >>215991103

>>215991155
why did she do that?

reckon everyone on /brit/ that talks about shagging or having friends is larping. no way the boring, dumb freaks on here do any of those things

CBD capsules are pretty good

>>215991149
Sorry I thought we were having a decent discussion lmao. Yes it’s very important to have a good loving family, well done. When you’ve grown up, it’s very important to have friends, family takes a backseat.

>>215991180
ktim
don't enjoy anything anymore I just toil then feel bored until I can fall asleep then I wake up and repeat

>>215991195
even the jap women have the tism

>>215991180
I'm more into them than ever, no idea what I'd do without them, read more I suppose, I don't watch telly.

>>215991133
>>215991157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBRT0K0Fhcw

>>215991208
why bother being alive at this point? you're just wasting resources that better humans could be using instead

>>215991183
you are incredibly stupid

yes I do look down on blue collar work

>>215991191
pilgramage for a member of the round the twist fan club?

>>215991191
Remember that episode where he could spin his willy like a propeller?

i heard you made the hull of a boat downtown
i heard you got a job at the builders yard
but we should never say that we drifted far
yeah, we should never say that we drifted far
and i could never take good care of you
because we had so much to lose
but we should never say that we drifted far
yeah, you should take a shit out your massive arse
yeah, you should take a shit out your massive arse

>>215991228
Because life isnt a paradox game and I don't care about the resources being depleted when it comes to trying to find meaning in life

>>215991218
HOW did they get away with this

>>215991229
You are brown

>>215991208
ktim except i don’t toil. just bored all day counting down the hours until i can sleep again

>>215991207
this has to be trolling
if not you are going to look back on this when you actually grow up and feel so dumb

>>215991204
I have a peng gf and shagged 80 women

Hello, dearest neighbours, I haz a serious enquiry.
How widespread is eating mussels, clams, scallops and such in the UK?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53W_UEyDbX4
mine didn't break

>>215991204
just disregard anyone who uses the word "shagging"
obvious failed-normie LARP

>>215991279
very common. served in all british/european cuisine restaurants.

>>215991277
mate are you ok? I keep reiterating family is important. However, if I hadn’t met my friends I wouldn’t have gone out into the world, I wouldn’t have met my gf to buy a house and build a life together. Family is important, but it’s equally important you meet people who can help you achieve more.

>>215991204
You're describing a completely average person and the average person is boring.

It's why Spaino made people seethe so much. He actually lived a fairly full life albeit full of a good amount of hedonism and conspicuous consumption.

>>215991279
They have cockles on tap at every pub

>>215991278
why lie?

many of you are extremely pathetic self-loathing men of inaction. give your heads a mighty wobble

>>215991325
I have no reason to lie we’re on an anonymous forum, it’s truth

>>215991204
I have no gf and shagged 1 woman

>>215991311
you live with a woman who you are not married to
nothing you say matters

>>215991133
My western cartoon folder has some timmy x vicky kino. Can't post obv, maybe in a schizo /brit/ /bant/ one day

>>215991315
your dad never loved you lol

>>215991345
ok you’re seething can’t be arsed with that. get a clue virgin gimp

do you like hippos?

>>215991315
imagine being fooled by “spainos” larps. you must be the dumbest cunt here which is saying a lot

>>215991349
um

might play a video game

Why you dont try to escape your country?

it is a digital GULAG worse than even Russia (in Russia people at least can buy cheap land and their activity on it will not be strictly regulated and many activities. Also many The businesses bring a profitability of 100+%), but you have high salaries which allows you to quickly buy land/apartments in other cheap and more free country like Serbia and become work-free boyar on passive income in it.

Instead most brits just stay in GB and forcefully tolerate black and muslim gangsters. I can't understand such behaviour.

P.S. i myself is leaving Russia soon, just not now

>>215991328
>self-loathing men of inaction
This is a phrase you got from an internet meme lmao.

>>215991279
we like cockles and whelks
scallops, clams and mussels are on most restaurant menus
a lot of people hate seafood though

nth for the baddiedem

What am I supposed to do at 33 and all your friends have moved on and gotten mortgages, gotten married and had children? Go to an indoor rock climbing centre and make friends? Scout about a pub on uni nights on thursdays and be the sadact 30 something year old in the corner?

Without being one of those sadacts and still preserving some self-respect, there is literally nothing you can do but waste away and die

>>215991362
Vicious creatures.

>>215991360
you have no idea who I am
and you are completely inconsequential
you are just another empty nothing with no family no morals no meaning
the idea that something like you would give advice to people is a joke

>>215991349
aged up I hope

>>215991401
yeh and it perfectly describes mongs like you

>>215991405
me taking pliers to that metal in her nose and using steel wool to scrub off the fake freckles

>>215991406
just do nothing your entire life and stop bothering us with your pathetic crying. no one here cares nigga

Once I've got my weight under control going to buy myself a gravel bike and properly explore the Surrey Hills. Will finally get back to stronglifts too

I was down the back

decent people don’t post here. 4chan instantly repulses them. only freaks and losers are drawn to it

>>215991398
I have nowhere else to go and this is where my family lives and I love them and want to be around them. Not everybody is a 21 year old hot head like you

mad how good Witcher 3 is. might be a perfect game

>>215991473
Yes, this is true. I'm the exception that proves the rule though.

>>215991413
LOL freak

>>215991473
okay tim

>>215991465
ONE HUNDRED TRILLION POUNDS

>>215991458
grow up little boy

Any owls, eagles, condors, falcons, hawks or raptors in?

>>215991508
well thats just ironic isnt it lol

>>215991502
you're a joke

mad that people here still think this thread is populated with incels and not made up mainly of bored lads in their 30s with gfs who want a bit a laugh cos life is boring

>>215991480
>this is where my family lives
Are they OK with whats going on around them?

>>215991488
wind's howling

>>215991383
>>215991419
Yh

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/90864365

>>215991433
She's a member of the most powerful race in the world(Philipinos)

>>215991544
it’s made up of freaks and losers. a decent person would take one look at it, feel disgusted, and never come here again

>>215991488
>1488

>>215991574
wrong

>UK sends 16 migrants to France on largest ‘one in, one out’ flight so far
Want to thank the government, Rorke??

>>215991488
I need to play witcher 1 and 2 before starting 3

>>215991488
Just finished a run of the base game myself, and the only thing I feel is sub par is the combat but that's not new criticism. Its just too easy even on death march

>>215991525
owls eagles condors falcons and hawks are all raptors

i like witcher 1 more than 2
even the combat

>>215991599
a lot of people dont bother with them. i always do though. obviously not as good as 3 but i like them

>>215991608
wrong

>>215991607
>the only thing I feel is sub par is the combat

>>215991553
Most normal people aren't hardwired in to the goings on of the country at all times. A lot of foreigners on this website have been so effectively brainwashed with slop non-stop about le paki rape gangs from 15 years ago its all they ever talk about whenever they see this flag, its the pavlovian response with the dog and the little bell ringing. You're another chimp that talks shit about old england, but you need to look in the mirror and dont throw stones when you live in a glass house

>>215991589
you have to have something wrong with you to find 4chan appealing just a fact

W3EE Redux fixes the combat but it's also quite intensive and not for dumb-dumbs

>>215991305
>>215991324
>>215991402
Noted, thanks for the replies.

if you die in /brit/ you die in real life

>>215991619
troll

>>215991465
To those arguing for reparations, assume no power, European or otherwise, came to and colonised Africa. What state do you believe Africa would be in today?
What would its population be?
How would it engage with the international system of trade?

>>215991675
but enough about your mum

>>215991684
you're pathetically boring

>>215991682
>What would its population be?
black

>>215991696
I am your daddy yank

>>215991682
are you assuming the only form of contact possible is violent colonisation?

>>215991682
Before colonisation there were tribes in Africa that still didnt know how to make fire. They have no idea how to advance on their own

finna play minecraft bruhhhhh

saw a dead badger on the road earlier. nasty little creatures

just heard nanberg call dogberg a funny billy again
fucking bitch

>>215991709
The Bantu seem to have thought so.
>>215991711
Yep. That's my point in asking such questions.

>>215991708
you wish

Sir Toby Carvery

keep getting nosebleeds

>>215991742
deflection

Having a Charlie Bigham's lads

Do people want some real actionable advice for lads 25+ that have no mates, no gf and have lived a boring, unfulfilling life.

It would be based on my real life experience.

For context, I was 25 years old having only visited a few countries (holidays with family when I was younger, a few lads holidays and interrailing during my gap year) and was working a job that didn't use my degree.

I'm now 34, fit, well-travelled, well-read, have a huge social circle, engaged to be married (to an equally interesting woman), a homeowner and live with a feeling of general contentment.

Prerequisite is that you need to be independently wealthy. Course correcting at this late stage requires money and time. You won't be able to accomplish this while working a full-time job.

>>215991759
I’m your daddy and I’m coming into your bedroom tonight

>>215991760
surprisingly good fare at sir carvery's eateries

>>215991633
>about old england
Lol, your kike rulers supressed antiimmigration protests just few months ago.

I won’t hear a bad word said about Toby carvery

NEED a ballerina gf

Imagine getting to give her foot massages and sniff her sweaty + stinky feet every day. Literally the dream

Now I'm 35 and they clock me and watch me
Diamonds shinin', lookin' like I robbed Liberace
It's all good, from Diego to the Bay
Your city is the bomb if your city makin' pay
Throw up a finger if you feel the same way
Dre puttin' it down for Californ-i-a

Look here's the thing niggerlovers, the very concept of reparation assumes there is a linear path towards development that was interrupted by colonisation, which is very obviously not the case given sub Saharan Africa had little to no innovation in the thousands of years prior to Arab and European contact. Consider further that most of the Africans alive today are the descendants of those who sold their own into slavery, and that the only reason such a large population of Africans exists is due to Europeans sharing their knowledge. So we are to pay people who victimised their own, and owe their very existence to us?

>>215991728
Official post theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jduMRiYJ20c

>>215991809
holy larp
you’ll go back to posting racism and cuckold porn in your evil incel lair soon

;D

>>215991859
their feet are fucked up

>>215991882
projection

>>215991850
I don't think you get to talk about suppression of protests vlad

badger ball
or
ballad berg

Fat Tony had the whole city dancing in the palm of his hand
If I wanted to get in his ranks I needed to show him I was willing to tango too

>>215991926
>Her bust was bigger than my hangover, so I took the job.

its the same thing on this website every fucking time, are foreigners just dense? the RUSSIAN calls us repressive, the AMERICAN calls us non-white, the CANADIAN calls us cucks

Stewart Lee just criticised podcasts because most of them are, 'People breathing really heavily and stuttering, and hard to listen to'. He should count himself thankful that he's never had to listen to a Stewart Lee set as someone who isn't Stewart Lee.

>>215991773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z2DtNW79sQ
you just know

>>215991907
no one “interesting” with a good life posts here. why would they want to be around the utter retardation and filth posted here almost constantly? it disgusts normal people. only broken people are drawn to it

>>215991973
don't see a single lie

I met god.

She’s black.

>>215991895
that's a feature

>>215991760
Excellent post

>>215991975
they throw you in jail if you host a podcast, these days

putting this on in the car whenever i drive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeeOaxShVh0

>>215992005
Now what?

Foreigners get to know about Tesco but not Sainsbury's or Marks & Spencer
Foreigners get to know about Barclays but not NatWest or Lloyds

>Detective Inspector Laura Hall, of West Yorkshire Police, told the inquest that officers had seen screenshots of Snapchat messages Qudsiyah had sent to her friends prior to her death.

>'She was questioning whether she was gender fluid and agnostic, and also whether she was intending to take her own life,' she said.

>>215991909
>what about Russia
If you are an average brit and not a bot, it means that british are just like ziggers. It makes sense, but sample isn't large enough for conclusions. Thanks anyway.

>>215992025
*rapes you*

whos stewart lee again? is that the unfunny comedian that sweats buckets in his stand up and writes in the guardian? or is that lee evans? are they the same people?

>>215991859
>>215991895
she's beautiful and the dancing is impressive but foot fags deserve the death penalty

A poo is on the cards

>>215991926
>>215991967
Read these in Max Payne's voice

>>215992048
Lee Evans is the sweaty one Stewart Lee is the uks best living comedian

>>215992048
Lee Evans was huge and then just disappeared

>>215992024
For me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EwoEkZM1r4

they neglect to mention the fact the record number is 16
North Korea has arrived

leftypol raging for the machine

>>215992029
Well have fun being a Russian exile the rest of your life, living off the goodwill of others because you had to flee your own home after it became the worlds largest landfill. Maybe if you subhumans worked on your relations with your neighbours and stopped constantly being belligerent you wouldnt be in this mess to begin with. Its not just your government that has the problem, its you as a people

>>215992098
have you got a loicense for that fact?

>>215992098
how much did they legally let in during this time frame?
why cant they just send the navy to the english channel?

booting up the old pc bit worried about whats on here

>>215992010
the feet equivalent of ruby's fivehead

this yank hasn’t got a clue

get the jago hazzard watched

>Agape
Agape love is a selfless, unconditional, and sacrificial form of love, considered the highest type in Christianity and other traditions. It involves putting the well-being of others before your own and is often demonstrated through actions rather than just feelings. Examples include God's love for humanity, exemplified by Jesus's sacrifice, and the Christian call to "love your neighbor" and even enemies.

>>215992177
BEEG GAPE BEBI

the next David Attenborough

>>215992067
>Stewart Lee is the uks best living comedian
If you ignore the existence of Lou Sanders, James Acaster, Romesh Ranganathan, Sara Pascoe, Joe Wilkinson, Harriet Kemsley and Daisy May Cooper then yes, he's maybe in the top 10.

In den Ostwind hebt die fahnen

>>215992215
>attempted
what a shame

6000 chicken vajitas please

more of a rosie jones man myself

>>215992098
and there's 16 of them coming from france on one in one out so it solves nothing

bony tlair

>>215991975
Asked chatgpt to turn this into a Stewart lee bit

So I was reading—because I’m a modern man, you know, I’m plugged in—I was reading that Stewart Lee, the comedian Stewart Lee, has criticised podcasts. He said most of them are just people breathing really heavily and stuttering, and hard to listen to. Which is, of course, exactly what my own audience hears, except in person, at forty pounds a ticket, with a two-drink minimum.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “Oh, here he goes again. Stewart Lee, talking about Stewart Lee, talking about Stewart Lee, in a routine about Stewart Lee.” And yes, I am. Because if you strip away the irony and the self-awareness, that’s all I’ve ever been. I’m not even a comedian anymore, I’m just a recursive disappointment loop, endlessly feeding on my own diminishing cultural capital. Like a podcast with a Patreon and no listeners.

But Stewart Lee—the idea of Stewart Lee—doesn’t listen to podcasts. He doesn’t need to. Because podcasts are for people who think that saying “ummm” for forty-five minutes counts as authentic. Whereas I… I do the same thing, but with a lighting designer, a dramaturg, and an ironic jazz sting. The difference is branding.

Now, he said they’re hard to listen to. Hard to listen to. And I thought—well, that’s rich, isn’t it? Because if anyone’s ever been hard to listen to, it’s me. I am the aural equivalent of a migraine wearing a corduroy jacket. I am what happens when the sound of your own moral superiority gets trapped in a small room with a microphone and starts feeding back.

Imagine, for a moment, being someone who isn’t Stewart Lee. A normal person. You’ve had a long day. You sit down, you think, I’ll unwind, I’ll put something funny on. And there I am. Forty-five minutes into a routine about the concept of repetition itself, explaining why you’re wrong to laugh at it. You’d kill for a podcast at that point.

evens and i'll go to the shop for some snackage

niggas be 34 and posting wojaks

>>215992200
He once told a girl she wouldn't paid if he couldn't use a speculum on her ass and insert a camera. Pretty sure that's illegal

zoomers be fast approaching 25 and still larping as teenagers

>>215992213
Yeah i do ignore all of them actually

>>215992269
careful lad you'll set off spaki

>>215992264
Stewart Lee mentioned

>>215992254
more like this

preparing the equipment and robes for the wanking ceremony

entering my masturbatorium

Analbear Pump-a-twink

the waitress in gary eats' latest vid looks like zoe rhode

https://youtu.be/tWdnfNjE65Q?t=804

>>215992200
More good adriano tea

>>215992367
Who TF is Adriano?

>>215992367
based pervert

sometimes when im eating really white food like coleslaw or cheese and crackers i imagine a group of young black nigger gentlemen from the hood roasting me about it

new creature idea bollusk

festering away in my incel lair, 500 years ago people like me simply didnt exist, we would be working the fields 12 hours a day or turned into a sex slave

>>215992417
snahqovlm

rorke's self improvement going well

Anyone else's full government name comes up in the drop down if you click the name field? Shit myself every time it happens and then spend 30 seconds fully assuring that it isn't somehow still there

>>215992426
sex slave for whom

>>215992426
there were always hermits who would walk away from human society and go fester away in their smelly incel caves

in my incel terrarium basking under the red lamp

pork and fennel pasta bake for tea

£150 up and so concludes today’s football betting

in my incel seclusion chamber rocking back and forth

get the brown biofuel liquified and fed through hydraulic turbines

blair gets too much flak for the iraq war
yes it didn't pan out great but saddam was a deranged psycho who needed dealt with

catberg get out of the bath!

in my incel time chamber training like vegeta

baby youre the one
you still turn me on
you can rape me hole again

the scrandam hussein

>>215992573
what would happen if we didnt deal with him? knowing fine well iraq collapsing has been disastrous for the west

in my smelly incel particle accelerator preparing for a lightspeed collision

Girlfriend taking the piss lately. Decided to put her in her place. She was going on her with her regular shite and I decided enough was enough. I turned to her and screamed 'you benchod bloody bastard fuck you bloody bitch bastard!!!'.

She got the message.

running on all fours within the confines of my incel pen

in my incel quarry digging up 20 tonne blocks of granite

The bravest thing you can do is admit you're suffering from depression.

>>215992701
oh shit

screaming at the top of my lungs and banging against the glass in my incel experiment facility

in my smelly incel sewer cistern sifting poos out of the water and putting them in a frying pan

>>215992701
Damn this is cold. Aura points +1.

catberg climbing into bed for nightly cuddletoil but not before stepping directly on my bollocks with his entire bodyweight

>>215992756
your brain is teeming with parasites

eating my own incel poo

>>215992634
get something like this from the local chippy but it has a really big southern fried chicken breast cut up and covered in either curry sauce or chicken gravy with a mountain of chips, it's fucking lush x

in my evil incel laboratory pouring flasks of brightly coloured fluids into each other until i find the perfect combination that creates a cloud of black smoke in the shape of a skull and crossbones

strapped into an incel chair and forced to watch normal people having normal conversations

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759948594164739.mp4
coming up on leftypol's hometown

>>215992787
welcome to /brit/

>>215992772
toxo makes you into a shagger

>>215992772
i wouldn’t have it any other way

>>215992772
toxoplasmosis is the most overblown thing in the entire world

you chatting this bird up if you saw her sitting alone at uni?

attaching a powerful motor to my worn out computer chair and spinning around at 50 mph in my demented incel theme park

toxoplasmosis literally makes permanent lesions in your brain and permanently changes your behaviour and up to half the world is infected with it, how is that not a public health crisis

>>215992843
killed it

im scared of vagina

catbergs come in from the rain soaking wet
he's curled up in bed licking himself dry atm

>>215992833
university of sydney

>>215992833
no i'd lurk in the shadows until she left then sniff where she was seated

howling at the fact my doctor prescribed me fucking 25,000 IU/2.5ml of Vitamin D in a little bottle I have to drink, basically calling me a sad shut in loser freak who doesn't get enough sunlight ha xxx

checky bet on the liverpool game?

wouldnt get a cat because they shed hair everywhere

>>215992865
looks like a ripoff of ours ya cunts

>>215992892
just get one of the scrotum ones

>>215992831
not fooling me catberg

>>215992886
hard to predict what the hell is going to happen in that one

>>215992886
Bet the man kicks the ball and the fandem cheers/groan depending on their specific allegiance

just saw a little mouse and he went squeak

>>215992911
poo screaming

>>215992917
boring bastard post of the year award

>>215992854
>toxoplasmosis literally makes permanent lesions in your brain
again massively overblown
>and permanently changes your behaviour
probably not even true, it changes the behaviour of MICE
and regardless the most common infection vector is from improperly cooked meat, not household cats

>>215992911
POO SCREM

miss having catberg around
mine died last June
you don't know what you have til its gone lads

>>215992988
meow x

>>215992988
F

>>215992893
das runtensloppe

>>215992988
mine’s curled up purring and hugging me right now LMAO

another dogshit NFL game in london
sick of this shit

>>215992988
do german litter trays have poo shelves?

>>215992893
slop but I'd still demolish it on a lazy day

>>215992988
rip catberg

>>215993017
will be getting steaming watching the dolphins browns shitfest later desu

Lads, remember poo seal? Here he is now, twenty years later

it's layering season

>>215992988
you of all people shouldn't be joking about killing people named 'berg
shame on you

>>215992886
Nah it's up in the air, they'll draw

Issuing a ban on lads talking about getting drunk because it will make me want to get drunk too

>>215993059
you need to eat a burger ASAP

>>215993014
bit mean

mental how the hearts are gonnae win the league

>>215993059
Hello little twig man

>>215993081
just get drunk you wetwipe

>>215993059
Oh my DAYS you can just tell those shoes are too big for you.

>>215993059
frame of a woman
get more grub in you pal

>>215993059
my grandad used to dress like this before he went

When I was at work earlier I was thinking about my days off later in the week and thought to myself "yeah I think I will get steaming"

feel physically sick when I think about how much money I've wasted on driving lessons

>>215993059
sack of potatoes jacket

electrocuting my bollocks with a cattle prod just to feel something

>>215993173
alri sacked tranny

>>215993186
have never been sacked and I'm gay

My fav player

>>215993032
screaning

>>215993224
notice period poof

>>215993180
go and ask our a woman if you want to feel sadness

wer is.everyone

want a fag badly but my mums back soon so I probably won’t have time

>>215993312
ooh ello x

took a photo of my fit to show you how it’s done

>>215993312
>want a fag badly
ooo ‘ello x

>>215993306
Just at the pub getting a Sunday roast with familyberg. I assume that's what most folx are up to x

>>215993224
Big fan of gays if I ever give up on the women i know somewhere theres a cute little gay fella out there who might want to suck my knobule

>>215993328
you will not get away with this

:/

>>215993335
>>215993328
simmer down lads x

>>215993227
Mad that he's keeping Bellingham off the England squad

Greenwood scored 4 goals yesterday but I didn't hear a peep of it from British media it's a disgrace. Tuchel wants him in the squad, do thr right thing England

mad how mad mad things are

>>215993381
Bellingpoo more like
hate that arrogant little chav

>>215990925 (OP)
zuuuutt zuuuutt

>>215993423
Good name isn't it, Greenwood

>>215993389
>>215993389
>>215993389

um

um

err

ah

he's lost it. gone absolutely berserk

nah this jannys from ohio

>>215993916
saqiwieixyakp

JANNY
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
JANNY
JANNY
WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGGGG

umposters got his tongue out and he’s ready to catch every last drop of /brit/cum

what the fucking shit is he playing at

>>215993947
un

dicked

un

right well thats an absolute piece of nonsense isnt it

un

>>215994001
>>215994001
>>215994001

janny absolutely gnashing at that thread with his neoliberal teeth

>>215994023
imbecile

>>215994023
absolute fucking cretin

>>215994021
>>215994021
new

>>215993059
shoes look like they're made out of the same material as the jacket like a court jester