Thread 215994021

catjak edition

>>215994021 (OP)
I claim this thread for france

getting the lunch ordered
should hold me over until dinner

Well that was clever wasn’t it janman

>>215994021 (OP)
very nice pussy

neoliberal teeth
chomping in

would i die if i ingest like half an ounce of magic mushrooms

not sure why canadians aren't rangebanned
they shit up every board they post on, proven by the april fool's joke several years back

the wanktoil

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https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760811835143907.webm

having seen plenty of brit threads with no other aussies i can safely say we keep this place afloat

>>215994104
die out

>>215994112
seems a little excessive

>>215994070
I'll have 2 number 9s...

>>215994112
niggas will see this and still believe size doesnt matter

janny
you little gherkin
you want to get rid of this thread? you've got to get through me
*bears fangs*

reckon if i was ever in a position to shag a girl and she had her legs spread i wouldn't even know where to stick my wilkins

janny wtf mate

Been doing a deep dive on robins, they really are delightful little creatures

mum says she’s going to *try* and work from home tomorrow. Why not just be honest and say you’re working from home. Not once have you ever said you’re going to try and wfh and then end up going into the office.

>>215994154
she fit?

>>215994138
tens of billions have managed it you’d be fine

>>215994138
Bottom of the lips, closer to the bumhole than you might think, but not too close

any peak man in

>>215994151
They're chill
I have one which follows me in the garden

>>215994112
gif of soogs farting in that thread
didn't know she was into that

>>215994138
never seen a porno have you

>>215994163
Did you know when they are on the ground doing this, they are using their powerful sense of hearing to identify where worms are below the ground?

>>215994198
link

leftypol not waiting out pain res so his gen gets dms

>>215994138
the fanny normally

>>215994151
mumberg has one in the garden that will land on your hand and let you feed it from your palm
proper cheeky little fella

>>215994198
yeah i posted that so i could crosspost it to here and /mug/

dunno how i’d cope if my mum was actually fit. like imagine she’s a 10/10 milf during your horny teen years it’d be impossible not to wank over it

>>215994198
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760385834523757.webm
don't hear any fart

are the straights okay?

>>215994165
Fuck off

>>215994194
Wonderful. Apparently our robins are notably friendlier than those on continental Europe, as ours tend to live around humans whereas theirs prefer forests and wilder spaces.

>>215994222
hoping for a /mug/ today
plan to be steaming you see

i was at a small coffee shop last week waiting for the single bathroom. after a minute or two, gave a polite knock just to let whoever was in there know i was waiting. there was no response so i just chilled. someone else was lined up behind me at this point.

after a few more minutes this super cute skinny blonde came rushing out. she seemed really awkward and i guess in retrospect embarrassed because she walked by so quickly and was obviously averting her eyes looking down and i swear even had a slight red flush in her cheeks.

anyway she had clogged the toilet with a mind bogglingly enormous shit. i couldn't quite tell if it was one enormous log that had broken up or 2 huge fat ones. they were so thick i still can't believe they were physically able to come out of what i would assume is her tiny asshole. she was so skinny and tiny. one was wedged into the outlet hole along with a fair amount of toilet paper, the other was plopped against the bowl and just barely poking up out of the water.

the smell was unreal and intense despite a pretty powerful fan. i fapped and have fapped every day since thinking about it lol. i can't stop picturing her tiny pink asshole stretching open while they passed.

the funny part was that there was a plunger literally right next to the toilet but it was completely dry so she didn't even try using it? I'm guessing she was in a panic mode and not thinking real good. i plunged it and it went right down no problem.

didn't see her in the shop by the time i got out she must have packed up and jetted.

>>215994267
ok

>>215994211
mate…

>>215994267
ok
please could you stop leaving your beard hair all over the fucking sink

imagining all the tens of billions, possibly hundred billions of humans in history that have had sex is mind boggling. A never ending sea of people that would take multiple life times to walk past you in a straight line have managed it.

>>215994278
look i dont have a fart fetish but if a hot girl farted on me id probably get a boner

>>215994244
so thats a yes then

had an idea for a post but it escapes me

first thing i did this morning was fall down the stairs

want to go to the kitchen for some late night incel cheese but the cat’s asleep on me

>>215994239
Been saying this forever - women want a man that could believably rape/kill them, but never would.

>>215994378
obviously, they don’t want a skinny incel runt who they could rape and kill do they

>>215994378
yeah women like strong men fucking mindbliwing stuff mate

>israel resumes levelling gaza after getting the sausages back
well i'm sure nobody could've foreseen this

BELLOWING

>Donald Trump shares AI video of himself bombing 'No Kings' protesters with faeces

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15206353/Donald-Trump-AI-video-bombing-No-Kings-protesters-faeces.html

>>215994366
what's incel cheese?

mums watching Instagram reels of babies doing silly stuff
think she’s depressed because I’ll never be able to give her grandkids

>>215994450
that is shameful desu to let your mum down like that, she must hate you

itching my tit

nan's got ebola lads

whats the most incel video game?

>>215994434
kek he's done them to be fair

>>215994419
i said this ceasefire would last 1-2 weeks, trump's ceasefires never work because he doesnt realise geopolitics isnt like selling properties

got the jazz funk on

>>215994436
*peels foreskin back*

>>215994434
caterwauling

>>215994476
most ceasefires have minor transgressions, this is just tit for tat stuff

NIGGER

>>215994512
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760289794938708.mp4

>>215994434
>>215994492

>>215994460
I’m only 22

>>215994538
haha

>>215994136
Timmy's crush

just got raped by the cat

what if we eventually run out of music to make lads?

>>215994595
already happened

thinking of starting a pyramid scheme

>>215994588
evil women are hot

>>215994546
make sure you don’t let your mum down lad, you’ve got plenty of time but don’t waste your twenties here

just finished speaking with the belgian. he'll be on in 10 minutes.

>>215994470
Gotta be something like Civ surely

Would you hold still please sir?

>>215994626
easily the least incellious map game

>>215994588
Love her

>>215994611
alri king tut

racial tensions getting pretty high in Manchester from what I’ve seen

>>215994588
love a tummy me but not a fan of the almost completely visible underwear

timmy when he sees his crush pooja from across the street

>>215994470
that nazi map game or anything associated with troons

>>215994633
Civ may be the least incellious but the genre is probably the most is what I mean

>>215994642
mad how fast it all seems to be escalating
im all for it mind you

>>215994622
>>215994672
blow your head smooth off

filled with jam

im an idiotic retard

>>215994642
big flag showing in stockport
leftymongs in the council seething about this

france is like the size of texas
you wouldnt think it though

does leftypol still think opposing immigration is good for the rich people or whatever

Liverpool v Manchester United
16:30

>>215994729
texas is the size of france actually

can i get a chopped cheese the ocky way

don't like those knickers that pull up and sit on the hips
find it to be quite dumb, and I prefer a more traditional knicker

watched a hammy western last night

>>215994715
>tf
we know

do you realise
do you realise somethin, lemme tell you
if the greene county health department sees those videos
they could condemn our house and we’d have to move out of it?

>>215994758
quiet silly bollocks

>>215994713
sup crodie

>87 views
omdz shant

>>215994825
sup crodie
thanks for the dm yodie

Imagine starting off a drumroll but not ever being able to finish it so you're just doing the drumroll until you die from exhaustion
that's my phobia

>>215994843
>>215994825
So this is the same person?

tomar what would you do if rorke came up to you and started gay porn twerking

at the 5* migrant hotel just chillen

>>215994869
heathermong posts here all day but only puts on his act when ziedbelg is here

done well this lad

>>215994895
Will never be me
I have a massive stupid fucking potato head

>>215994895
mmhmm luh hover hand
he know she's cronem owned

>>215994886
ur a genuine spastic my days

reckon theres nowhere else in the world with the raucous boyhood culture Britain has, things like wanking eachother off at sleepovers or putting earthworms up your urethra

>>215994930
doesn’t seem like it mate, nice white baby they have there

>>215994884
life as a king at timmy's expense lmao
cronem hittin m2s daily while timmy goes to the massage parlour to get an unenthusiastic handy from pang pang's claw

>>215994932
shut up heatherfreak

remember lads

toil

it looms

don't like the word panties
just not some I think sounds good to say with an English accent, and the word itself actually feels a bit odd to me
bet it was coined by a nonce

>>215994948
Tbf that doesn’t mean anything

>>215994112
lovely 'tex

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>>215994961
agreed, sounds horrible with any english accent
"knickers" sounds downright silly thoughbeit

>>215994953
why do you constantly fantasise about children being raped by niggers?
why do you then decide to share these thoughts with us?
what happened to you?

Timmy crush

How come ofcom names all the porn websites and 4chan and kiwifarms in their press releases but doesn't name the suicide forum websites in them? Wouldn't it be good if the parents also knew what those websites were?

prove you're not a zoomer and read this clock

>>215994948
does microchimerism mean nothing to you?

>>215994953
LOL hahaha spunking over his hairy beer belly
pangpang half assed wiping it off

heatherpaedo’s luh ass bouncing pon cronem cock. das wah he wan do mmmhm

im off lads goodnight

>>215995029
quarter to five

>>215995029
half past a monkey's ass

>>215995029
400 o'clock

>>215995050
LOL

Crazy how every ISP blocks 4chan by default unless you enable adult content, but we all get prevented from accessing it because pathetic retarded parents are too fucking stupid to realise this

>>215995029
6 minutes to 7

I've worked 30 hours of overtime this month

>>215995029
But it's 1619 not 1843

>>215995103
why?

mental that there’s little midget uggo lads scoring 10/10 gingers

pang pang's unenthusiastic wrinkled claw is all the action timmy gets

>>215995103
pay status?

>>215995029
Twenty to nine, assuming hte longer spindly one is the minute and not the second hand. I really don't like that the minute and the second hand are both spindly, that is bad design, the minute hand should just be a longer version of the hour hand.

>>215995114
so my taxes can pay for migrant hotels and cronem breeding grounds

like who’s getting to shag a girl like this??

Booyakasha! It's your main man catyank in the house!!!

do zoomers reallt not know how to tell the time?

thoughts on a cream car interior?

got no dreams or desires
cant bring myself to do anything

>>215995187
gets stained too easy

got the freedomdad73 on

>Government policies: Israel has implemented policies to deter migration, such as building a fence along the Egyptian border and offering "voluntary deportation" programs.
>Asylum process: The asylum process has been slow, with a large backlog of applications and a very low rate of approval compared to European countries.

>>215995185
I posted this on /g/ once and several stated it's very difficult to read without any markings

>>215995187
ok if you havent got a dirty bum

I might need to get petrol in a few days. Maybe Tuesday.

Why is 4chan getting banned in the UK?

gfstein wants to make some sort of meme naan bread pizza she saw on tiktok for sunday dinner

>>215995210
>>215995211
Track 2 which begins at 6:08 is amazing!!!!
https://youtu.be/3vwnuOXQUQc

>>215995029
if the thick hand is minutes 6:43
if its seconds 6:37

>>215995252
sily cow

it coffee time

>>215995252
just not English is it

checklist for sorting my life out in the next 12 months:

1. get a job - ticked off
2. move to Berlin - in the process, need to start looking for flat shares
3. get a group of mates in Berlin - pending
4. get a gf - waiting for the Berlin move to hit up the apps and start dating

the 30s are looming, if this doesn't happen in the next year my life is over

I didn't know Ebuyer went into administration. I used to buy tons of stuff from there. Then I stopped because they had terrible value.

>>215995252
sounds shite and race mixed

>>215995176
lads with shit taste
& pakis

>>215995252
>>215995257
>>215995266
>>215995268
>>215995272

as always, lets give it a go

>>215995029
6.43 obviously

>>215995252
that would piss me off

>>215995279
you can do it lad, many lads have turned it around at your age

fuck off

>>215995292
v is this way sir >>>/v/

rip off

did 28 pull-ups one set yesterday
30 pull-ups of peace is coming

MODS

disgusting

>>215995293
if gary eats became an information broker, he'd be gary deets

nonce melty coz he cant read a clock

>>215995176
bogan meathead

just seem rorke right click save as

Why is 4chan getting banned in the UK?

dad came to see the flat I have just bought this weekend
said he couldn't believe how nice it is, and I quote 'i was not expecting it to be anywhere as nice as this'

bet her tongue is soft around his willard

>>215995252
my mate recently bough £200 in wood panels because his gf told him she wants some wood panels wall with LEDs in it or some shit because she saw some woman do it in a tiktok video. Of course she has no intentions of doing any of it, he has to sling it all up.

not even going to enlarge that image

>>215995363
that’s just life with a gf, gotta play the game to get that fannard

>>215995252
give her a fucking slap mate
you've got to nip this in the bud

>>215995352
hinckley should've finished the job

Not to sound too homosexual, lads, but I'm really warming to the work of Georgia O'Keeffe.

right quiet now

Footballs kicking off

>>215995351
Is it in a dodgy area or something? Why's he surprised?

>>215995402
don't care

just seen some bird and circuses

>>215995363
>>215995375
>>215995384
>>215995385
>>215995388

>>215995402
united win it 2-1
have placed the bet

Liverpoo

Liverpool 0 - 1 Manchester United
2’

I hope the football is super gay today too

wtf

liverpoo down after 1 minute

>>215995433
got 3-1 liverpool myself but doubting it and thinking this is one of those meme games united play well against a big opponent

if you left a vacuum cleaner running would it eventually hoover up all of Earth

right seeing some rather disgusting images being posted in this thread
what the hell is janny playing about at

>>215995114
I'm trying to buy a waterfront apartment within four months

>>215995140
Unsure yet

>>215995402
game is already in the 3rd quarter

>>215995458
why's that brown lad sticking his gay bum out

>>215995465
got the poster flag filtered, disgusting illegal or disgusting tasteless?

Harry styles could have a mansion in Donedon
I could have a one bedroom bedsit in York
The latter would still be more tasteful somehow, against all the financial odds

>>215995433
FUCKING TOLD YOU LADS ITS HAPPENING

>>215995460
this is what I've been thinking, one of those weird united wins

Slot MUST go

>>215995485
US law violating posts

UNITED UNITED UNITED

Liverpool imploding today

why do we accept refugee asylum claims but Israel refuses them?

>>215995533
You know why. Nice digits btw

Any shilajit man in?

sisters fiance supports liverpool but I dont think hes the type of bloke to hit her when they lose

me? I spend my life posting pointless remarks on the birt

get the young fitties posted

>>215995561
no one cares stfu

quiet. footballs on

>>215995564
god this is me absolutely
absolutely

>>215995579
erm you cant be giving verbal in my ends lowe yourself

Went evensong at York minster yesterday
Just wasn't feeling it, despite how hard I tried. The whole thing just felt like it was running through the motions a bit
You need to go church on Sunday really
Saturday just isn't holy

white girls nonchalantly dating mumbling n*gger apes

>>215995479
miss the old rams logo
new one is woke

>liverpool vs manchester united
>3 british players on the pitch

>>215995627
quiet. we're watching proper football

dab on it wagwarm

Well Rorke?

>>215995620
and you're 40 years old and spend every waking moment fantasising about it
jews utterly mindraped you

>>215995636
well they moved to LA so it fits

>>215995627
prime cornerback fuckmeat

>>215995657
corr

>>215995639
reflective of the populations I do believe

>>215995639
it's reflective of both cities

>>215995525
>>215995533
>>215995549
asylum sters fiance sup
>>215995561

um janny

>>215995266
>>215995296
The HOUR hand is nearly pointing to NINE. How the fuck did you get six anything?

Just seen child porn posted
I didn't enlarge the image

>>215995701
clearly photoshopped

um FUCKING UMMM

>>215995716
>>215995725
>>215995732
>>215995733
photoshopped

>>215995725
hour hand is the shortest hand

that is NOT safe for work

>Isak
name a bigger fraud

why did you fags do to set off this freak?

>>215995794
wirtz

not enlargening those images at all

don't understand why a bloke would shag a bird in the arse when they could shag the fanny instead

>>215995828
but there's arse there

Just fed a swan and two cygnets two cups of swan/duck food

*adds that to the long list of things you don't understand*

Geese- Long Island City Here I come is a well good song

not pressing the update button as i don't want to see this debauchery

just fed a swan
...
...
...
...
to a migrant !!!! [evil laugh]

>>215995828
different innit shagged my gf in the are lad night

gonna be scenes when liverpool spend 300m on 3 players and don't retain the title or go anywhere in Europe

fish finger butty and chips for my tea tonight

>>215995870
???????

been bored all day

Honeypot thread.

>>215995901
only boring people get bored

>>215995898
ktimiihc

>>215995895
grow up

hurt people hurt people

vgh good old 'p spam

>>215995898
sctim

>>215995930
sorry
changed the menu to duck a l'orange with dauphinouse potatoes

OnlyFans is the proud and greatest British invention since steam engine

>>215995898
thats based though, talking heads mogs any band since the 2000s

listening to music while drinking a drink

>>215995977
>drinking a drink
um

>>215995962
Glad you like it

watching casino royale (2006)
the best bond film of crouse

>>215995870
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>>215995895
corr yeah with tartare sauce and a big gherkin

>>215995855
song of the year for sure

>>215995977
drinking a drink in this economy

>>215995994
poker scene is utterly ridiculous tho

>>215995999
state of your hard drive

>>215995999
already seen this one

am gan tae dae masel in

eating a drink

>>215995551
shit prolly gives you cancer and prehistoric aids

>>215995993
The Leonid Radvinsky's Jewish talent and the mature IT environment in UK is the key to success

cuddle with the catberg

>>215996060
can i come too

>>215996031
ayo?

>>215994001
>>215994001

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>>215996071
course you can mate

jannys lost it

>>215996034
naw dinny dae that lad, we need ye

AND THATS WHY THEY CALL HIM QUICKDRAW JANNY

haha

fucking twat

>>215996147
>>215996147
>>215996147

sucking a coffee until my lungs fall out

>>215996105
im shy