Thread 216000055

femcels edition
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>>216000055 (OP)
Gen z women owe me

1-3 pork chops
4-6 chicken
7-9 mac and cheese from a box
0 bake cookies

>>216000206
owe you what?

I'm fucked in dey head

made ground pork but it smelled funky and had some seed-looking things in it
shall be getting wendy's

Reggeaton singers be having song titles like
>sexo virtual
>hentai
>video game lover
yet the main audiences are noormie ppl

it's not my fault that my friend's rapist walked right in front of my truck

>>216000127
Yeah that's basically what I use for chicken also..
But instead it's Greek oregano that my granny picks on the Island.

mods, post in last thread about his starting posts (he is also ban evading)

>>216000316
>>216000282

>>216000237
>>216000175

>>216000163


thanks

>>216000327
I hate that reggeaton beat desu

Yooo what the fuck is up

What's up yall

>>216000336
cant do that any more. PATRIOT act: tracking your phone, tringulates your GPS (and his GPS) co-ords, will see that you swerved on the road IF you arent already driving a ESL I mean EDC (elecric driving car)

Policia

Downloaded some more poop from shit.com last night, but I gotta say it didn't hit quite as well as last time. Generally speaking I feel shit.com products, especially the dark diarrhea two packs, have been lacking a lot of the previous quality that made shit.com into the go-to website for fart poop products. Really hoping they take the feedback they've been getting and actually heckin do something about it.

-Sincerely,
Unregistered User

between goshy and blogspamming freak I'm considering filtering mehico

>>216000483
Lol
Poop

>>216000435
>>216000444
Just chilling downloading music as always.

sup wichyall

>>216000500
who is blogspamming freak

>Posting from your ip range has been banned due to abuse
When I tried to make a thread but I've posted replies in a dozen threads recently. Fuck you I'm not buying a pass or verifying my email

just legally changed my name to Jeff Bitch

>>216000557
the one who won't stop posting pics of him existing in mexico
it's not interesting shit, just mundane spam of mexico

I'm your worst nightmare

Dark have been my dream of late.

>>216000642
My real life has been dark

>>216000613
Yesterday I had a dream that my buddies dad has a heart attack and I'm giving him CPR and his heart was beating so fast and everyone around me was crying...wild stuff.

i told myself i was gonna cut back on spending money, but now i wanna buy a couple of blu-ray movies

>>216000579
As opposed to illegally?

>>216000688
which ones?

Need Eastern European lifter gf

>>216000539
I'm a recovering lost soul

>>216000725
I thought about that but black market underground of name changes is a scary place. People get lost in that world man, changed forever

Pretty grim being me, you would crumble in my shoes

my kahoot name was ChimpPimp at the local library spelling bee contest

>>216000445
?

>>216000206
>the oldest zoomers are 28 years old

>>216000269
$20

>>216000737
Imagine the ass grip

>>216000828
do you get bitches from winning library spelling bees

>>216000815
Is this funny

Gonna eat some chicharron

What race am I?

>>216000737
bitch looks like a bug moving like that in her outfit

It's weird how Portuguese is like fake Spanish

>>216000933
HHwhite

like a bug doing some weird mating dance

>>216000937
Don't call my wife a bug bro

after watching this I now believe Hasan didn't actually shock his dog
https://youtu.be/XZU2qy3CRk0

yeah I'm filtering mexico

Quiet, liberal. Real men are talking.

thank you for banning the bix nood ebonixspeak pol cancer
if you rangebanned him you will have to do less work something for you to think about


have a nice evening

I knew a guy in high school named Bitch Swinson

>>216000951
It's such a funny language.

>>216000737
you have to be severely mentally ill to find that attractive
same with women who are into ridiculously muscular men

Lemons on the chain with the v cuts

what movie are you guys watching tonight? for me, it's the taxi driver

>>216001010
don't you have some molested children to ignore and not punish the rapists of? why are you on /cum/

>>216001035
Some horror movie, haven't decided yet

>>216001035
Might watch the Platform 2, I watched the first movie yesterday, it wasn't bad at all.

>>216001011
I knew a guy named Hardy Cox

>>216001039
>>216000613
must be hard being only above pedophiles. oh well!

Portuguese sounds like a Spanish man but his tongue and suffered blunt force head trauma after a few drinks and tried to speak spanish

Cock-ring boners are insane

>>216001035
free guy
in the mood for a comedy today
shall be watching it in a vr theater again

>>216001098
It really is a very ugly language

>>216001011
We got a Chinese kid in 9th grade that didn't speak English or Bulgarian, I still don't know what his name was, but we took em under our wing, took him partying, he even made his hair anime style. Fucking miss that chigga like you wouldn't believe. I got a pic of him somewhere I'll try to find it.

>>216001133
Its actually a septic tank

>>216001146
That's so nice

>>216001133
he looks like a combination of every race

watching this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyB9p2hs-JY

>>216001172
Dimmi che illusione non è... That didn't last long

Just saw what appeared to be a homogeneous young white couple where neither partner was fat

just started reading brothers karamazov

>>216001244
OOPS WRONG BOARD PLEASE DONT BAN ME I MADE A MISTAKE I TAKE IT BACK PLEASE

>>216001287
By reading do you mean listening to an audiobook form

New Celsius flavor. It's quite good like most Celsius flavors. Peach Celsius is still the GOAT tho. I can't believe I used to drink red bull/monster slop.

I gave my dad The Stranger as a gift, and it's the only book I've given him that he never said anything about after reading it

>>216001344
you disappointed him

Speaking of disappointment, I haven't seen Jason around lately

>>216001365
lol shut up

20 piece nug large fry
hell yeah

*hits the griddy as I enter the thread*
*The audience applauds my appearance like a TV show*

Got way too stoned and watched Midnight Cowboy last night

>>216001344
If my son ever gifted me any books by Camus I would have to accept that I failed as a father.

>>216001172
Yeah, his mom really appreciated that we took him with us, she just said pls don't give him weed lol.

Fuck I can't find the pic...

>20 piece nug large fry
>hell yeah

Lean wit it ROCK WIT IT lean wit it ROCK WIT IT

>>216001480
Stop trying to hurt my feelings it's not working

>>216001489
Why does that hairstyle only look cute on anime girls and not real life ones?

>>216001489
When I see smug women I think of the Dudleys driving Mae Young through a table.

>>216001489
I'm 154lb and dropping
this is my only meal today

>>216001451
this nigga ordered 1 large french fry

is battlefield 6 worth getting

>>216001600
75% on steam, that means it's pretty shit

>>216001599
Yum

Ah...
El Colombio

>>216001600
wait a year till it actually has a decent amount of content

>>216001644
El pana o algo

Gooooooddd Morning faggots

>>216001600
The maps are very small, there aren't many of them and the movement is very fast. It feels like it was made to appeal to COD players rather than BF players. Take that as you will.

guy may have just died on the mtb stream

thinking about redownloading bf4

>>216001713
link

Seems like lots of meltys happening lately

>>216001767
>>216001241
went for a double backflip

>>216001315
no. reading a book

>>216001713
>>216001783
Idk what mtb is but this is why I wince every time I see someone do a cartwheel or backflip

/tv/ and /x/ have gone to shit man

>>216001713
What is MTB?

hi,

>>216001663
>>216001625

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>>216001338
OLDER FEMBOY DRINK ALERT

>>216001885
/cum/ is the last stronghold of high quality 4chan posting

>>216001885
/tv/ is a Gen X board, I feel more at home there

>>216001818
it was rough, he immediately started fencing

>>216001891
stunts on extreme terrain, high risk for adrenaline junkies

>>216001885
We will NEVER have the comfy innawoods threads on /x/ again.

>>216001783
oh damn

>>216001661
And everyone except him has a year's worth of experience and he gets his ass creamed

also to be clear not necessarily just stunts, but it's like stunts or races, different terrains etc
this is just red bull and they're all about extreme shit so the courses are nuts

>>216001900
sup crodie, u gud my yodie
saw bus 25 passing by, saw lots of pretty young blonde tings on di upper deck
the bus conductor was grinning from ear to ear too. must've been getting dome from one of dem
sup crodie
mmhmm windrush cronem was getting his kingston baton serviced x


even by 4chan standards, I mean...

Damn

>>216001895
I am not a femboy. I used to drink red bull basically exclusively then I tried this celsius shit and it tastes much much better.

>>216001919
>stunts on extreme terrain, high risk for adrenaline junkies
Oh yeah. Sucks that he died. Makes me wonder why stuff like steroids are illegal because of health risks but stuff like MTB isn't.

>>216001907
Sure but at least there should decent threads apart from shills and coomers

>>216001927
>mfw
It's all schizos now

>>216001564
depends on how strict you are I guess

>>216002084
That's a unattractive male

The wind is ruining my peaceful lindywalk

>>216002102
you are gay as shit retard

>>216002130
You're the one posting men, faggot

>>216002098
too much ass

>>216002144
you simply have no taste
short hair = cute

>>216002147
LOOOOOOL DONT SHOW THIS TO JASON

>>216002147
You'll never be a real Catholic

>>216002050
>It's all schizos now
Old /x/ is indeed dead. Fond memories of laying in a hotel room bed with my then 18 year old gf (I was also 18) after 2-3 rounds of banging and then just browsing the comfy innawoods threads and telling her stories from there.

>>216002147
>>216002197
Odin is a loser god thobeit who was conquered by the God of Abraham. Why would you worship a loser instead of a conqueror?

N

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fuck racism

216002485
Cringe

>>216002485
Based

Lol fuck faggots and niggers

>>216002543
based

I love all peoples

Is short anon here

>>216002611
If you love me so much why won’t you put your penis inside me?

>>216002592
This is why white women love them though.

>>216000479
Did she notice?

>>216002663
I don't love faggots
Kill yourself

>>216002665
Who gives a fuck what trashy, future single mom whores with daddy issues like?

>>216002701
Ultra based

>>216002702
You

>>216002654
maybe no but im here

>>216002701
>I don't love faggots
Jason SEETHING

>>216002084
she hearted my youtube comment once. i basically fucked her

>>216002738
No I like conservative brown women

>>216002755
are you a faggot?

I think I made spinster cry once

>>216000055 (OP)
femcels o algo

I just need a wife like this. Not asking for much

>>216002759
my favorite song of hers was only on spotify and it got removed
have not been able to find it anywhere online

>>216002800
She looks like she fucks bbc

>>216000260
>1.6% shitalian
grim

hmm the guy sperging out about "racism" is also the fag who spams bbc shit...mental illness is STRONG in him!

>>216002760
what like italians

mtb guy is conscious and talking

>>216002874
MANY
SUCH
CASES

>>216002817
she actually doesn't though. I would it say if she does. if anything she would date a kpop style guy

>>216002874
im not lol you are retarded

>>216002881
shame.

>>216002956
it's VERY VERY LIKELY that you are, and are just lying. what's with the mental illness buddy?

>>216002874
No he's the perpetually online autist who used to post about sexicans

>>216002701
Then you don’t love everyone

>>216002963
2edgy

>>216002979
but faggots and negroids aren't humans??

>>216002963
>>216002988
Hahahahhah

>>216002979
I said I love all peoples
Faggots aren't people

>>216002974
its very very likely that your parents are related and come from india

>>216003055
Sexo com mulheres brancas

Acanthaster planci, AKA the crown of thorns starfish.

>>216003041
a jeet spammer who hates racism?? lol alri sandeep you're getting deported

>>216003029
neither are shitalians

>>216003055
What if she kicked you in the balls for fun

indians are taking pictures/creepshots of me (without asking) because I have a gothic style
one literally just took a pic of me with the flash on and he didn't act embarrassed or surprised when it flashed as you would expect. he took like 3 pics of me. I'm not even a girl

>>216003102
diversity is your strength, goth boy

>>216003102
It's their country, stop complaining

>schizojeet is a goth
it just keeps getting better

>>216003087
>>216002828
>>216002878
rent free

>>216003126
where is this coming from. I don't get it

Not every Canadian flag is schizojeet

>>216003151
there's also redditleaf and he's awful too but he's been posting less

I can't stop masturbating

>>216003083
>aktually YOU are indian
lame and gay

>>216003151
I have powers you cannot fathom

Did you know that we have a victory arch in Yorkshire celebrating the American Revolution? It was built in 1783. Come and see it, please

I can hear you listening to "Roda Vida" by Chico Buarque in there. I bet it smells like fuck too.

>>216003201
you ARE indian
racism IS good
you ARE fat and ugly

>>216003191
I've been called both, along with other names, I think these are just memes and not actual People because I can't figure out who is who

>>216003236
schizojeet is the one that talks about being robbed and assaulted by an immigrant in may of some year and how the police hate him and wanted it to happen
redditleaf writes essays in response to everything he dislikes and tries to have long argument with people

>>216003204
Wizard anon is that you?

have you ever murdered a human being in cold blood?(murder in the first degree) why or why not?

>>216003236
no they're both specific people, you're a newfag is all.

schizojeet is literally schizo and a jeet but thankfully he hasn't been posting much lately.

redditleaf will post your most retarded reddit tier politics sloppa, lose every debate ever, get mad and spam some more reddit tier politics

>>216003209
Sorry, we're building our own Arc de Trump soon. We don't need yours.

>>216003272
redditleaf doesn't seem specific enough is there a particular topic that he argues about

>>216003303
I've been here for 10 years and I don't see these posters

>>216003236
(they're calling you that as an insult btw) you made such a horrendous post that it could be mistaken for a post by our mentally ill "canadians"

>>216003304
I said 'please' though

>>216003314
politics
when he replies to multiple posts he formats it

>>###
>blah blah blah blah

>###
>blah blah blah

never one on top of the other

Sisterberg is cleaning my room

>>216003336
obvious lie

W2C?

>>216003290
When I was a kid I was visiting Yosemite and I accidentally pushed someone over the railing. They didn't scream or anything when they fell and I don't know what happened to them but it was a huge drop so they probably died. At the time I just freaked out and got a really bad stomach ache so my mom took me back to the car. They thought I was sick because I was acting so weird, and for the rest of the trip I just pretended I was.

>>216003374
well it isn't... I've seen these names for years and don't know who they are. same with "Brian"

>>216003303
>schizojeet is literally schizo and a jeet but thankfully he hasn't been posting much lately
I broke his spirit

>>216003290
Jason is obsessed with serial killers and mass shooters

>>216003236
Everyone thinks they’re a genius at identifying posters

Sneed is the greatest meme this hellhole has ever produced

>>216003416
well then you're just LITERALLY retarded

>>216003371
Hook me up?

>>216003289
>Wizard anon
Her name is Brian

>>216003424
hi

>>216003194
hi?//

Just watched a video of a boomer getting his head cracked open because a kid stole his sunglasses at a protest

>>216003472
>>216003514
I never got it

>>216003539
was this kid a groidkin

>>216003511
Anal sex is much better to receive than to give and that's why I'm gay

>>216003555
No it was a whiter skater type

>>216003563
Your dad molested you

>>216003611
Incorrect!

>>216003547
reddit tier

>>216003511
Libtard media really managed to trick stupid guys into thinking they might actually like men without knowing

I'm pretty fucking sure you would know very early on

>>216003647
Why are you in Colombia

>>216003656
Adolf Hitler

I hate Japan

>>216003656
My father lives here in Medillín for some reason

>>216003647
it's weird cause they used to say "born this way" but it turns out that for most gays it was just MOLESTED THIS WAY fags are disgusting

>>216003663
Hitler died in Argentina

What does your Youtube homepage look like. Mine looks like a virgins front page (I have been with 19 women)

>>216003678
I would be afraid of being kidnapped and beheaded

>>216003693
Mengele died in Brazil

*shits on you*
Nothing personal.

>its the future
>your son has an obsession with Anthony Fauci
>t-shirts, posters, wallpapers, etc...
what do?

>>216003673
i love japanese junior idols

>>216003681
>like 2 of them were over 18
embarrassing

>>216003678
Is he there to fuck whores with his pension?

>>216003681
This might need some actual studying

>>216003706
Shit up

>>216003726
I mean he is a literal hero, he saved America from a pandemic, you can't really top that besides FDR, who defeated Adolf Hitler

>>216003726
kms for failing as a parent

Talk about controversial topics involving brown people, murder, corruption, crimes and politics.

>>216003726
send him to autism school so they can cure him

>>216003704
I am as well
>>216003739
He's dating a colombian woman. He'a 56 and earns a lot of money

>>216003769
I don't really care for brown people. I think they're a bit much.

>>216003758
>Shit up
I can't defy the law of gravity

>>216000055 (OP)
Why do spics expect the rest of the world to speak spanish

>>216003735
historically the most common type of faggotry was pederasty

>>216003801
they got buck broken by the Spanish THAT hard they can't recover.

>>216003726
A tylenol detox

>>216003769
>brown people, murder, corruption, crimes and politics.
That's literally your country in a nutshell, though. Why don't YOU talk about it?

>>216003681
A gay choir that got attention from releasing a song about indoctrinating children got investigated and half the members were registered sex offenders

>>216003801
Spanish is a cool language. It's actually better than English because it's gendered. You can't say non binary like in English. Even if you write non binary you still identify if it's a man or woman. It's great.

>>216003824
The biggest Mexican political party is literally called "brown girl"

>>216003849
Isn't it Brunette?

>>216003878
Morena means girl with dark skin

LMAO. This photo is actually heavily supressed on google. You have to go to instagram to find it. Google literally will not show you it in the images. Jews totally don't have control over mass media LMAOOOO

Now post twitter screenshots

>>216003911
still can't believe mexicans voted for this

>>216003899
I should start the White Chicks party in Iceland

Game of Thrones really is the best TV series ever made. And no, not because it had sexual content or lots of violence. For TV fiction, the richness and complexity of the characters, the intricate plots, the development over time, were extraordinary.

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>216004029
Brown coffee stained teeth award

>>216004029
Do you know who else used to drink coffee? Adolf Hitler

I don’t like how basically none of my old schoolmates have a digital footprint
I want to stalk them

>>216004052
incredibly based. Hitler was cool

odd yes
even no

>>216004086
just call em up and go hang out irl

>>216004131
Jason tier

>>216004159
How if I can’t even find them online

Wtf everything here tastes like cum

What if you hooked up and she hit u with that face

>>216004301
She uggo

Post hitler memes

>>216004333
Post bussy

>>216004301
is this a milf

im tired buds

i want to start making money online

>>216004408
I just woke up like 2 hours ago

>>216004484
Do you have nice feet?

>>216004490
neet bro?

>>216004509
No it's Sunday

is hallmark anon here?

>>216000055 (OP)
Someone translate this image

have decided
tonight's vr movie will be old boy
haven't watched it in years

>>216004674
no you

>>216004022
Hasn't been good since like season 4 or 5

>>216004720
hasn't? isn't it over

>nothing to watch on the tv tonight
this is nuts

>>216004788
wow good thing you've got literally the entire corpus of filmmaking online to watch

is south park worth watching
(in the sense of watching all episodes chronologically)

>>216004803
99.999999% are boring

>>216004788
UMMM WHAT ABOUT FOOTBALL???!??!

>>216004818
>(in the sense of watching all episodes chronologically)
absolutely NOT

>>216004746
It's over when I say it's over

>>216004401
Yes (she's 24)

>>216004818
No

>>216004850
in the sense that there are too many episodes or?

>>216004824
boring boring boring boring

>>216004898
you can skip huge chunks of it and be better off. tons of episodes are about niche political things that happened in 2007 that nobody gives a shit about anymore.

>>216004949
>niche political things that happened in 2007 that nobody gives a shit about anymore.
honestly i was thinking of watching it for that specific reason

NEW
>>216005075

>>216003472
Baneposting is vastly superior.

>>216005089
gross af