Thread 216002900

John Paul Cupp edition

the gfs

>>216002900 (OP)
wash my belly

>>216001935

>>216002496
>>216002539


here he is fucking up his VPN he is using to talk to himself BTW anon
>>216002553

filterfags dont have an excuse

>>216002935
lemme toy wit dat lint famalam

mousenonce heathermonce ziedy and dtfic are on an absolute roll the thread is totally unusable

>>216002940
an impersonator posted this

reminder from last thread so that you learn:
>>216002496
>>216002539

>>216002553


remember to report his posts. you have no excuse

>>216002944
belgCHAD lives your mouseFREAK head rent free nigga lmao

You have to remember that he is still, at the end of the day, just a severely mentally ill human being. He is not some supernatural spamming spirit that feeds on (You)s. There is a genuinely autistic disabled loser cunt retard that spams this thread — and God only knows where else — every day, all day, replying to himself like he’s playing dollhouse on 4chan. Sometimes, I think of a particularly hurtful way to get under his skin, so I post it to watch him squirm. It has obviously been working, as the public display of his mental illness has become more frequent and extreme as time goes on. It amuses me to toy with his mind like the fragile piece of hodgepodge “art” an idiot child might proudly give you, one that you will discard as soon as they forget about it. He is a vessel waiting to be filled with hatred, a masochistic subhuman, even lower than an animal. He is a worthless piece of refuse on a highway, something you can’t help but notice, try to avoid, and curse, while also hoping it is removed immediately. Since the authorities will not deal with him, I must grind him into dust when he least expects it, then move on like a speeding car. Of course, he will pretend to not be bothered by it, then cope with one of his other dissociated characters’ inane spam. To me, it means nothing.

>>216002944
are you fucking retarded and monged in your disabled head? you can filter words as well as flags, just filter 'cronem, timmy, pangpang' and 99% of their posts are gone

>>216002971
impersonator

Timmy sending his savings to her electronically

turns out I have a narrow upper palette
It’s over

Enabling the high bunnyhops cheat and bunny hopping around the hood known as san andreas

>>216002967
commiemong is here too

this is a legendary night

he posted for 6 hours "bix nood" and samefagged for that one reply
get trolled
rent free

Bender line
———————

mmhmm

id forget the belgian flag even existed if it werent for mousetard constantly talking about him

is a 4 part name common in Britain? how do you manage to get one?

>>216002900 (OP)
For me its Stout

>>216003016
just like your 'beautiful' gf pang pang then

reminder to report the BE flags posts. then there wont be a problem when you stop being a part of the problem or an enabler

mouseGOD absolutely mindraping ziedbelg and heatherpaedo
they never had a chance

>>216003069
what will that achieve?

spitting out my tonsil stones like a machine gun

>>216003038
oh my days

>just join a club bro!!
No one actually does this shit in real life do they?

what happened to dtfic?

>>216003059
either your skin is the colour of poo or youre timmy

>>216003057
And pancakes with chocolate & wine

>asking the thread to report posts that we all have filtered
yeh this is going to work

>>216003096
nah, everyones a boring reclusive incel just like you mate

>>216003099
still posts here

>>216003099
hes spitting out tonsil stones like a machine gun

wen a timmy found out she boppin on soul poles

>>216003042
i don't know what you mean

imagine the smell of this nigga's breath

>>216003111
then I am your new problem so enjoy that

>>216003108
Forgot pic

>>216003042
no most people including myself just have a first name middle name and surname
there are double barrel names and longer four part names that depending on the person either are chavvy or posh

hi if you have any questions about christanity i will answer them to the best of my ability

>>216003114
I’m not boring. Why’d you get so defensive

>>216003096
I joined a wildlife photography club for a year and a half
It was very fun actually, even though there weren't many people near my age

>>216003128
scmreian

Almost off toil. Think i'll be getting the old infected 'pit checked out once again upon my release. Thankfully, I am still on medicaid gibs so it's on the dole

>>216003160
post wrist

>>216003135
eughhh

>>216003153
is santa a demigod

>>216003137
fortunately you're easily filtered too

>>216003134
Rosemary "Rose" Lisa Wolfe Gotto. A fucking goth wolf for a name too

>>216003173
wrist

remember lads

toil

it looms

>>216003157
Sounds sick but all you've got is birds in shitain

>>216003135
he should've emptied them

>>216003172
who the fuck are you you keep talking about this infected armpit

and youre filtered by me asking you to post your wrist

you cant, and its because youre black, and good job for perpetuating the very easy stereotype that you are all bix noods where da whyte women at who love to be clowns and love to see dancing faggoted white people like these because you got generationally buck broken for the remainder of time

smash out 15 push ups everytime i go up stairs, reckon i must do at least 200 a day

loomtoil looms

>>216003038
a white woman made this

>>216002900 (OP)
How's life up there? I keep catching myself thinking more and more about grey British skies. I'm from right across the Channel so that doesn't seem that far. But your cunt looks even more fucked than mine rn.

>>216003224
he's not black at all he's a cutter
he's insanely mentally ill
this place is his dollhouse

>>216003216
I am man afflicted.

mad how the last WW2 veterans will be alive in the 2040s

if youre black you should report the posts, because otherwise you are a gollywog

>>216003178
no
>>216003034
?

>>216003224
im literally white and so is my gf

have you ever been paintballing? i got invited once but i didn't go because i was scared

>>216003255
'Caust survivors got another 100 years easy. They're still being born last i heard

>>216003240
terrible i wish i was french
at least france is a very pretty country even if its flooded by browns, my town can be empty of browns and chavs and ill still get depressed just by going outside

>>216003245
report his posts or you are a part of the problem
time is running on my replies and it is reaching the point where you are going to be getting copy-pasted replies soon- and I will also get worse again once we reach that point

mousemong mega melty

>>216003276
only when i was like in year 6 and its nothing to be scared of

cronem handing out some of dem tek dats x

>>216003294
hmm seems like something that the moderators should hear about

I have lost my respect for all of you who are in the thread right now. you are lower than cats in real life

>>216003327
>you are lower than cats in real life
cats are pretty cool though, so its alright

when does toil start for you lads?
how early do you have to get up tomorrow?

>>216003327
and you're lower than a snakes arsehole

>>216003294
grow up you little baby bitch

Got a free 400 quid chromebook with my Samsung galaxy s25 ultra. Still waiting for it to arrive. Going to get chromecast and use it as my own goonbook as it'll link to the TV. I already have a pc, gaming laptop, playstation, a few phones etc. So having a dedicated goonbook will be BIG.

wowie

why are none of these people getting their tonsils removed if they're rich

20 and already failed at life you see
no friends
can't find work
live in a shithole
can't stand leaving the house
twink body, ogre face

it's over

dick size is the most brutal blackpill of all time

>>216003324
> >>216001510
"racism"

this user is impersonating 4channel staff
repeats:
>>216001596
>>216002058

>>216002658
> >(me) >216002674
post stayed up

I have no respect for you anyway but you are a little person

mousegod runs this thread

they're a luh heinous, a luh vigorous x

>>216003346
alarm set for 5.30
get the lift downstairs and have an hour in the gym
shower
brekkers
off to toil for 9

this thread stinks of incel tonsil stones

>>216003213
Well mostly birds but we have a lot of other cool stuff like deer and beavers
Birds are great though anyway so it wasn't all bad when an outing only ended in bird shots

meltdown in progress

>>216003373
Literally me 5 years ago
Btw time will fly by so quickly it wont feel real

>>216003257
fake diego

>>216003346
I get 1360 in PIP and UC a month. Not worked in over 2 years now. Won't for at least another two because my bennies are locked in. I hear my family get ready for work every morning and cringe. Whole day of absolute shite to deal with! But not me in my cozy utopia.

omg go die -_-

>>216003373
screaming this is me but i'm 35 and never had sex never had a gf thankfully aprents bought me a flat

a lot of crimes against humanity are taking place on hymens

>>216003379
ok tell us more about your plan to spam the thread? cheers ;) x

Timmy when he sees Pooja across the street

no nigger zone

>>216003421
nope

>>216003429
What are you going to do with all your savings? Save and eventually buy a property or something?

>>216003436
yeah they like doing crimes dont they
hopefully you made enough posts about IR sex today that you get to peek you little wigger

dey next x

>>216003429
but 1360 a month is not much at all
what do you do all day

>>216003396
come off it lad

if you jacked off to gay porn 100 days in a row would you turn gay or at least start getting aroused by willies
would anyone test that for me

Chilling at Canary Wharf luxury migrant hotel

>>216003373
you were 3 years old when i started posting on 4chan

>>216003498
smoove r&b playing

>>216003500
you one of those chopped uncs?

Would kill myself
But if I do that there is no guarantee toil wouldn't loom in the end again anyway

>>216003429
>1360 in PIP and UC a month
>UC affected when savings go over 6000
how do you avoid this situation?

he samefagged himself again. I am his only replies

>>216003492
This is just anecdotal but my mate's mate used to wank while/after he pooed and eventually he developed a poo fetish

how are the 25+ smeggy awkward virgins in the house doing tonight? You all good? Anything you want to get off your chest?

asked chat gpt (free) for a list of top 10 strongest incels and it's still thinking

Just managed some diy on my oven. Becoming less worthless every year.

>>216003535
Keep buying useless shit like Mark

he samefagged himself. he is having a conversation with himself BTW

>>216003541
laying in bed patting my cat about to watch a rimworld video then go to sleep
tomorrow? picking up my medicine and getting some food for dinner, also going for a run

>>216003541
Yeah I want to get cancer

>>216003541
im 26 but not a viroid can i reply?

I won

>>216003535
into the bookies
into the revolut
into the crypto

>>216003520
washing face in marble sink

eating some dry roasted peanuts out of a bowl

in many ways drug dealers are terrorists

>>216003603
2017 November 1, Byker, “Excreeshia gets an extra $600 on her EBT card by mistake and chimps out”, in soc.culture.african.american[1] (Usenet):
I could barely understand any of that bix nood. I wonder if the fish hooks in its bootlips had anything to do with that. I want to see the chimpout when they correct the error next week after the coon has already niggered the money away.

Whoooooooaoaaaaaa

building a bridge to your fart

>>216003603
going down to the lobby where the inexperienced katies have just arrived

spamming/flooding racism outside of /b/

my skin is red hued why am i so red

>>216003541
Nothing to report from me, Spaino.

Can the moderators not do anything

>>216003541
no not doing good
quite hungover
got a lot of stuff i should be doing
thinking about my inceldom

>>216003664
not on the wages they're on

currently listening to: why are Sundays so depressing by the strokes

IT LOOOOMS

>>216003642
bus 25 honking x

>>216003601
is revolut different to a normal bank account when it comes to this?

glod

>>216003664
>>216003675
>1 BE flag post
+ £0.0003 has been deposited to his account

since 14:00 BTW (in the evnings)

see you tomorrow. you HAVE to be here. remember that

shot of pepto bismol down the cunting hatch

imagine shagging paul singha up his hairy paki arse

>>216003682
lol bus conductor winston wid his humour x

>>216003691
put a sock in it nigga

snood

>>216003682
+ £0.0003 to your bank account
another 6 hours posting this shit, nice life

>>216003685
...yh

>>216003691
Shut the fuck up

>>216003677
listening to kaleidoscope by ride me

Katie ordering next day delivery so she can see the delivery driver gain

t. the delivery driver

>>216003695
>drinking bismuth
can't be healthy, lad

>>216003724
> >>216003725

>>216003733
dont forget, you have to be here tomorrow :)
doing this for 6 hours again. 6 hours in the MORNING. then 6 hours in the evening too

>>216003729
how? revolut is uk based isn't it?

>>216003727
and what do you do with your life that makes you superior in any way? spam about pokemon every day like a mentally stunted nonce?

brits were able to get the sheik arrested but can't put mousenonce out of action
the empire has fallen

i look down on people who regularly order takeaways. its ok as a rare treat or if you’re driving for a few hours and tired or out late but not more than once every few months fat greasy gits

goodnight. reminder that if you dont report the BE flags posts (and you have no excuse not to), you are a part of the problem

Really want to take mushrooms because apparently they can just like humble you and then you just don’t care about the little things anymore and everything becomes more clear and you can make your life better
But if I did take them I’d probably go schizo and get sectioned

>>216003778
as opposed to the mentally ill paedophiles who post about black men and their penises all day?
i would say posting about Pokemon is slightly less mentally ill.

>>216003471
>>216003489
>>216003535
I spend well. New phone, camping gear, deliveries, new PC soon. Sold my car so I had more to spend lol. I'm a full time consoomer. If I want something I save a few months and buy something bigger. It's a good life.

>>216003786
we like mousey

>>216003778
>defending his posts
you dont have a soul and this shows it

>>216003744
i'm a golem this is my version of getting calcium from milk

>>216003815
Ok but I still don't see how you can stay under such a low savings limit as 6k

>>216003803
not when you do it relentlessly for months, you're all fucking mentally derranged

>>216003791
>and you have no excuse not to
I don't see them

you r9k freaks dont have souls
and its crazy you get upset about me pointing that out, after calling me evil for like 2 years

>>216003842
Because he’s lying. You keep entertaining his lies, well done

>>216003787
i order kfc once a week :) yum yum

>>216003815
can't wait until you parasites are cut off

we like gold things because we're descended from kings :)

>>216003851
if you hate it here so much why dont you post somewhere else

>>216003864
2017 November 1, Byker, “Excreeshia gets an extra $600 on her EBT card by mistake and chimps out”, in soc.culture.african.american[1] (Usenet):
I could barely understand any of that bix nood. I wonder if the fish hooks in its bootlips had anything to do with that. I want to see the chimpout when they correct the error next week after the coon has already niggered the money away.

mental how gay i am

um bongo

gay how mental i am

reminder to report the user impersonating 4channel staff ITT as his "gimmick." this should be bannable:
repeats:
>>216001596
>>216002058

>>216002658
> >(me) >216002674
post stayed up

same user: >>216003324


this person serially impersonates 4chan staff and either should be stopped (from doing that) or - in my opinion - fired
thanks

see you tomorrow where you will be forced to be here and I will be having a good time

un

Remember when Amer assumed the identity of the woman he sexually harassed?

very tempted to get the ethnic lads on a bike to bring me fried chicken to my incel flat

mental how i am gay

>>216003915
boohoo nigga go to bed

observing this zoo of a thread
>>216003920
go for it mate

>>216003924
being gay is a sin, you're going to hell lad

>>216003860
Well anyone who gets PIP and UC needs to keep under the 6k limit if they don't want their UC to be affected
I'm just wondering how they do it. Foreign holiday every month?

>>216003938
2017 November 1, Byker, “Excreeshia gets an extra $600 on her EBT card by mistake and chimps out”, in soc.culture.african.american[1] (Usenet):
I could barely understand any of that bix nood. I wonder if the fish hooks in its bootlips had anything to do with that. I want to see the chimpout when they correct the error next week after the coon has already niggered the money away.

>>216003917
what happened to him
no one here talks about him anymore
reckon most people here weren't posting back when it all happened

how am i gay mental

Gay men don't like me, I don't know what I'm doing wrong but it's turned into actual dislike of the gay class taken as a whole.

>>216003346
Got up at 5 AM today, clocked in at 6. Tomorrow I've just got unitoil 2-9pm.

Sincerly yours,
Infectedarmpitlad

If you are shy, neurodivergent or socially awkward without a social life there is NO WAY on earth a woman will ever want a relationship with you.
The facts prove it, 80% of male aspies have never had a girlfriend.
You are coping if you disagree

Crimson Victory
The new fragrance by Cronem

>>216003917
average r9k freak when they arent edating other namefags

>>216003955
havent seen him here for a couple of years, probably posts on britfeel

>>216003944
Being happy is a sin?

>>216003955
By "when it all happened" do you mean how he set up a hidden camera on her shower and tried to avoid a conviction by becoming trans?

japs hate blacks and don't want them in their video games

dont look at the faces of the people who are in a&es and job centres

>>216003871
:^)

Bennies locked in for the next 3 years mate. Big money that considering I have no outgoings or particularly expensive hobbies. Just cash in the bank every month as if I worked. I'd take home only a tad more when I worked. But cost of travel, lunch and miserable habits because I hated working I no longer waste. So I'm up big time.

Wouldnt mind a joint and some food rn but im trying to change my life for the better. Just so fucking bored I'm a total dullard. Debating acquiring adderall

>>216003976
What kind of woman does this guy have?
He's none of the things you listed, but he's fat and old

looked up if black people could blush and the results were high minded and none too helpful

>>216003976
my ex liked the fact i had no friends/social life because she saw it as an easy way to manipulate and control me without any influence

reckon loads of women are like that

>>216004015
> Debating acquiring adderall
Where from!!!!

>>216003986
yes
I stopped posting on /brit/ for years around 2017, haven't heard anything about him since

>>216003983
didn't even know britfeel was still around, thought they'd all offed themselves by now

>>216003984
exasperated sigh

>>216004009
>I have no outgoings
Then how do you make all that money 'go away' so as to keep under the 6k UC limit?

>>216003695
This was me for a couple weeks but I addressed the underlying problem and now I'm free of abdominal pain. You must change friend.

>>216004015
Adhd is common and agonising. When it's bad I get nothing done and enjoy nothing. Biggest combat to Adhd without medicine is exercise and routine. But that's fucking hard to achieve when you're down bad.

>>216004018
Big John has been married for over 20 years mate you can look that up.
>>216004024
But I never said just no social life. I said socially awkward WITH no social life. You are not socially awkward, simple.

>>216004031
Thats the question, doesn't seem like there are any reliable dnmarkets up anymore. Might be impossible

just spent 90 minutes on my bike in the pissing rain just to pick up a bit of weed, going to order a big fat stinking gyros and get zooted out my mind

>>216004100
DUDE LMAO!

ADHD is not real lmao grow up

>>216004079
>Adhd is common
So why did a jew invent it and then say it was never real?

everytime i click on the little weather thingy on me taskbar i get something like this
every single time
is it because i click on it?

My weed stores a 5 minute walk away and i still dont touch that muck

>>216004085
im 32 and have no friends lad, pretty safe to say im socially awkward

>>216004054
New phone helps my mental health. As does a new pv, youtube premium, clash of clans gems, outdoor equipment, expensive candles etc. All helps my mental health.

>>216003131
Don't care if you are high on waffles or whatever. Its nigger-tier to make fun of someone's mental breakdown. Stop.

>>216004120
that one lad will greentext this and then bradders react it

>>216004120
He clartened her then clartened the taxpayer

>>216004100
when the drug addict doesnt get his heckin smokey wokeys and greasy humanleg meat kebab from the smelly foreigner food shop

>>216004114
That why I'm getting 1360 pips and uc a month because of it??

>>216004127
Doesn’t mean you’re socially awkward. You probably have money

>>216004132
You buy a new phone every few months? All the other things you listed sound like they'd cost a few hundred a month?
How much do you have saved currently in your bank?

>>216004155
im not addicted i just sleep better with it and enjoy my food more on it and enjoy reading on it also my food is from a greek kebab place so hardly the (bad) foreigners is it

listening to the smiths
mad how these songs were written specifically for me

>>216004132
what's pv my minds gone blank

listening to taylor swift
mad how these songs were written specifically for me

If somebody confronts you on weedberg youre just going to cower in fear like a little worm. Sober you at least has a chance to be a man

pip larper stringing some lads along again is he lol

>>216004120
>refresh
>another one
hehe

anyone who needs therapy, SSRIs or fat jabs is a pathetic NPC sack of shit

>>216004216
he's not a larper. more than a few of us here are on pip and millions are nationally

>>216004173
Got about a grand tops right now I think, paying off my smartwatch and phone so that's 220 a month. Bought shopping too. So about a grand. Likely being spent on a new PC by next month. Hope that helps answer your questions

>Bargain Bucket: 6 pc
>£19.99
>6 pieces of our famous Original Recipe chicken with 4 regular Signature fries. Serious bang for your buck.

when did the fried chicken jew get so expensive

loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There’s no escape, I’m gods lonely man.

>>216004181
Cannot read when I'm high, I used to be able to and now it's just a lost cause even trying

>>216004245
Thank you for answering. I can't spend money like you do. It's worrying because of the limit, you know?

>>216004259

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1rsiK1LIKk

get the 'tex posted

>>216004228
Audrey II on a mad one

Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:

>>216004249
getting that junk delivered is a mugs game
over the odds for crap food and you're contributing to the browning of britain

>>216004259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJxxiCJCbUM

My weekly routine summarised
>toil 8.30-5.30
>game/post on brit in evening
>visit mum sat morn, go for a hill walk sat afternoon, game/post on brit in evening
>go fishing sun morn/afternoon, game/post on brit in evening
Thats my entire life

A pint of poo down the ole Nob and Bollocks

Any Peng Asian Tings in?

With full PIP + UC flooding in and no outgoings, I was thinking of taking a long-distance holiday somewhere every month

>>216004342
Could be worse

>>216004259
https://youtu.be/6QyEQpVW-ZI
this banger samples it

>>216004345
depending on my mood they're either safe but not welcome or welcome but not safe

I've tried to play witcher 3 three times but I just can't get into it

>>216004402
Must be drowners

>my parents bought me a flat
tarq

>>216004402
cat eyed freak

>>216004402
me
got it like 8 years ago and still haven't finished it
don't plan to either

>>216004365
I actually plan to do long hiking trips for weeks next year. Live in the mountains for a month or something.

need a they/them gf

>>216004345
they're safe around me but their bumholes aren't (:<

LADS!!! I did! Right I can’t post much right now will tomorrow I did it omg

um

>>216004402
If you like fantasy novels the book series is a better introduction to the Wyzim world than the games, and if you enjoy them you'll want to play the game. Gameplay is meh, but the story is 9/10 so that might be why you aren't able to get into it.

>>216004452
well done lad
you're in the top 1% of /brit/ now

>>216004452
Shagger?

>>216004452
proud of you

>>216004452
ur the shag guy

>>216004442
Are you PIP lad? Do you mean abroad?

>>216004452
nosex cringelarp

Louis come out from there

>>216004452
>it was then that Anon realised absolutely nothing had changed
Congrats though lad

>>216004452
you’re going away for a long time rapelad

Delicious female shit

>>216004470
it was already confirmed in 4th gen when you can buy pokemon manure

>>216004504
Dunno how I feel about this cus we all know it changes nothing, like the first time you feel your Willard J Arthur go in her vag you know immediately you wanna do this again but also it seemed like there should have been more of a parade or something

>>216004557
Exactly.

>>216004471
The books aren't even good. I reject your premise

right well thats a cat licking some bird's knockers then isn't it

>>216004545
that implies she played a bloke once

>>216004286
>>216004565
Oh chit I missed the bus in the first one
LOL

yeah if you’re not gonna post proof you’re in bed with this bird I’m just not gonna believe you sorry

>>216004591
Does it?

>>216004598
>>216004598
>>216004598

>>216004594
25 be honking x

genuinely convinced my mum that they've filled the gherkin with african migrants lmao

Did gingerpedo finally EOF himself. Went on a rip for like 3 weeks and then radio silence