Thread 216005075

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Good edition

I need power

Hypothetically, what would be the best option for retaliation against coal rollers, as a cyclist? It probably would be something projectile.
I'm thinking a BB gun could do some superficial damage to a motor vehicle.
Some other ideas:
>eggs
>silly string
>water gun (with other substances in it?)
Thoughts?

>>216005075 (OP)
I wish she was my mom

Is a "CAUTION - ARMED CYCLIST" shirt while riding a bike likely to cause police suspicion or even an arrest?

playing ps3

>>216005404
Which model and what game

the jews and muslims are back to shooting each other again

>>216005075 (OP)
sex

>>216005420
super slim and puppeteer

>>216005404
i wish my ps3 didnt break

>>216005442
Nice

>>216005075 (OP)
Your mom needs to lose weight.

Slow thread

Everyone online regardless of political affiliation has come together to shit on the new pokemon game. For a moment we are one

>>216005463
thanks dude
I forgot how long it takes to install games on ps3

>>216005481
Maybe answer my questions or something?

>>216005538
What questions

>>216005524
I don't know anything about the new Pokemon game and I don't care to know.

>>216005570
I care about you and want to know more about you

>>216005549
>>216005190 >>216005275

>>216005549
most canadians ask how to have buttsexos with a dog

>>216005603
Cycling is for Fagets

>>216005590
That's gay thougheverbeit.

Do you roll with the poor or with the rich

>>216005633
That's not an answer thougheverbeit.

I'm gonna kill myself tomorrow

>>216005156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkcU9g6kK7A

>>216005705
The lion does not concern himself with the poors

>3.0mb/s download
I am being punished for my hubris

say hello to my subscribers

>>216005962
Umm, I'm not subscriber? STOP

>>216005962
if you're making a /cum/ documentary I need to be interviewed
I've been here since cia and lmm

Who's fault is it that we don't have bullet trains

What you know about rolling down in the deep

very depressed lately if you even care

>>216006018
I care

>>216006018
I don't

>>216006018
Not my concern

>>216006018
Grow a pair

>>216006045
>>216006056
>>216006062
Shut the fuck up! Losers...

>>216006007
God

>>216006018
I only care if you're a biological woman

>>216006081
You COMPLETELY miss the point of /cum/. /cum/ is not Fark “oh hay guys i found a cute link ha ha.” /cum/ is not Slashdot’s pseudo-intellectual discussion. /cum/ is not LiveJournal, SuicideGirls, or HotOrNot. /cum/ is a place for people to be monsters- the horrible, senseless, uncaring monsters that they really are.

Tsunami owns the Asian continent and we laugh. Psychotic emo takes his sickness out on a cat and we laugh. A man rapes his granddaughter and we laugh, and ask for more. Suicide, homicide, genocide- we laugh. Racism, sexism, discrimination, xenophobia, rape, and baseless hate- we laugh. We are mindless “me-too”ism; we are irrational preference; we are pointless flamewars; we are the true face of the internet.

>>216006141
Even if he's a trans man and passes as Hulk Hogan?

>>216006007
California being poor

Would you be satisfied with this as your SO?

>>216006151
Bitch I do not care about your opinion. I was definitely here longer than you. Fuck off.

>>216006166
an internet whore? prolly not 2bh

>>216006151
so true

>>216006166
Is she a trans woman?

>>216005746
>>216005156
https://youtu.be/rgJzRkRly5Q?si=-XwEnBi_8lhipru5

Flips are so cringe idk

yo what's up with this

>>216006216
No you chronically online freak!

>>216006282
She has a peculiar face shape

>>216006097
>>216006165
Someone should do something about this

>>216006262
>vote for horrendous policies and then move to texas
These people are like locusts

Any girl here want to virtual cuddle

>>216006312
Elon will build another underground taxi shit o algo

>>216006364
Wut da nut

>>216006357
Id rather ask the Japanese for help

movie time

My redditor neighbor hasn't been home for like 2 days and his cats are just sitting in the window with the lights off

>>216006406
I didn't not know why this was so funny to me

>>216006007
Nobody is going to build a bullet train between Vancouver and Toronto. Maybe Toronto-Montreal but you would probably have Legault bitch about how it trespasses sacred beaver ground o algo.

>>216006488
It makes me sad to see the cats just sitting around in the dark. They don't even interact with each other

>>216006018
I don't even know who you are.

>>216006490
>Nobody is going to build a bullet train between Vancouver and Toronto.
Why not. I'd like to traverse the country on good trains

>>216006585
>Why not.
obviously because you have to spend that money on welfare for jeets, duh

>>216006595
Simply deport them

>>216006610
erm chuddy????

>>216006617
It's a REASONABLE thing to do. My first option was to kill them all.

>>216006636
when has canada ever been a reasonable country in recent memory

>>216006406
He killed himself because blonald blumpf said a bad thing o algo

perros entrenados
para violar

I wish I didn't live in Florida

>>216006657
When we voted for Carney and not Trumplite

>>216006689
>I suffer in the land of sunshine

>>216006693
and he's in favor of killing the jeets?

>>216006693
Drumpf got Carney elected thoughever

>>216006580
Cats are solitary hunters they'll be fine

>>216006585
Because nobody is visiting Manitoba and Saskatchewan

>>216006733
But IM in Manitoba, and I wanna TRAVEL

>>216006753
you heard of planes, my nigga?

>>216006773
Too much effort. Let me get on a nice train and be on my way.

See, the problem is that man is mind and body. We are thinking animals, but animals we are.
When we get too far away from that you get insanity of made up bullshit. Man is mind, but mind isn't all knowing and prone to misinterpretion and error.
Man is at his best when he realizes he is also animal and acts in accordance with nature

>>216006785
it's literally less effort to get on a plane, are you retarded? (rhetorical question)

Need nigress pussy

>>216006785
You know somebody else flies the plane, right?

>>216006798
Wrong. Airplane requires way more effort and waiting around. Trains are way quicker.

>>216006829
wrong, stop being retarded

>>216006790
Lot of words just to say faggotry is bad

>>216005075 (OP)
Who's this secual object

trains are always way slower, the only benefit is they hold more people.

It's easier to get on trains.

I never understood le epic high speed rail autists

>>216006884
well because you're not an autist like they are

>>216006839
Wrong stop drinking jet fuel.

For the Canadian that wanted to know about weapons as a cyclist: Try a slingshot with ball bearings for ammo. You have have a stem bag for holding ammo. Stones in general might be ok for throwing with your hand. Some spark plugs easily shatter windows

You may have heard of camel toe, but have you heard of...

>>216006859
You need to go back to your country

>>216006912
yes do this (and spend the rest of your life in jail) so there's one fewer bikefag clogging up the roads.

Train autism is gay and dump

>>216006915
>My name is Barry Allen and I'm the fastest man alive

>>216006705
There's nothing to do here

>>216006908
wrong stop huffing diesel fuel

just finished watching the taxi driver. what do you all think did those 3 guys deserve to be killed?

>>216006923
bike infrastructure is better for everybody including carfags

i know they were horrible people but i feel like they didn't deserve to be killed like that

>>216006944
I already said you're wrong, pal. You've lost see

train autism was bad enough when it was just train autists, but now it's train autists AND libshits so it's the most pure form of cringe in the world.

Another week at home with momberg. Thanks demonrats

just one ciggie and i'm heading to sleep. talk to me

you embarrassed me in front of my white friends

>>216007018
all my friends are White?

>>216006946
Do you think they could be reformed? Could they be reformed before ruining untold many other's lives? There is a point at which innaction simply constitutes doing harm by other means

demolish all bike lanes and add more LRT

>>216007014
You should watch Playtime

>and now, a moment of silence for
man, i don't want people to sit silent when i die, i want them to blow their eardrums out of their colon with music and get so drunk they don't even remember who passed. i really need to write up a final wishes thing, that would basically read like pat bateman in the phone booth: "stop sounding so fucking sad! jesus!"

Trains are a net positive

>>216006973
In the end, you're dead one way or another. What difference does it make how

>>216007047
what you just said made me think. idk but i feel like they should have been imprisoned instead of murdered

>>216007049
true. automobile drivers are too retarded to keep out of bike lanes anyway

>>216006946
Taxi driver is a incel doomer classic movie.

>>216007067
for moving freight, objectively worse for anything else.

debate status WON

>>216007084
Wrong

>>216007083
yup that's why i like it. i still prefer american psycho though

>>216007007
Does your momberg work for the gubernment?

Wish I was in Florida with my fellow brazillians

>>216006973
he's racist they were supposed to be black

I cook at home everyday.

bikes = for kids
trains = for old people in the 1880s
planes = for rich chads
cars = for everyone with a functioning brain

watching a movie
taking a weed break before I dive back in

>>216007104
>american psycho
The main charcter is too chad-like for my taste.

>>216007077
>I feel like they should have been improsoned instead of murdered
Ya most people think that. Or at least are expected to think that. That's why we have robust judicial systems. No man is an island o algo but there's no reason not to look at these things on a case by case basis, and sometimes I can agree that prison just isn't the play

The main problem with public transport is the public

>>216007183
Homeless and black people*

And the shit equipment

>>216007183
This no one wants to ride with urkelkin

>>216007199
Also currykin and sandkin

>>216007199
this is why libshit train autists are so annoying: the problem is your pet urkelkins, which you damn well know because libshits don't take the train either because of urkels

>>216007104
He's also just hopelessly antisocial. He took a girl to a porno theater on their first date. The first time he feels any kind of attachment to another human being he basically loses it

Just deport the retards and make trains better. Simple. You won't do it because of car lobbyists

My problem isn't that I'm ugly or that I'm short, my problem is my personality, I can't talk like everyone else

>>216007280
Do you find this humorous

>>216007277
Also governments not thinking long term.

>>216007141
Horses

some russian guy on quora said 7.62x54r is loaded to 90k psi for the russian military

>>216007300
It's alright

>>216005075 (OP)
Mature goddess

The entire WALKABLE CITIES/TRAIN discourse is always pushed by lefties

but essentially they are begging the right to just fucking FIX their cities, police the groids, build them trains and nice little SanFran esque rowhouses and overturn everything the boomers did.

They can never admit this of course, but it's pretty clear that's what they want. If the right did they they'd fuck off and be happy smoking their weed and having their gaysex in their cute little walkable cities.

>>216007307
chads

>>216007329
Not really feeling it

>>216007344
Chads and horsegirls

That's not something I can relate to here

I would never hit a woman

>>216007348
mature women are based

Finished Dandadan season one

>transportation is a red vs. blue issue now
Fuck this gay earth

>>216007367
But I understand

>>216007380
Tell blue to stop ruining everything then

>>216007369
I've had a few. Tbh the best part was no condom because menopause. They are also very appreciative of the attention. Eh as far as attraction goes though

>>216007369
I've seen that woman's videos she fucking oozes sex

>>216007344
Skateboards

I hit that griddy

>>216007414
based united states baby

>>216007411
i envy to you :3

>>216007429
Uncs trying to relive the 90s

>>216007380
>>transportation is a red vs. blue issue now
Because it's downstream of social effects that (the left) has intentionally brought about.

Legbergs are sore from squatting. Getting down on the toilet is hard

You got some sad eyes partner.

>>216007414
name?

dadberg dropped his case of beer and is having a melty over it

>>216007581
Lmfao
Are you short anon

>>216007398
I've been doing it for ages but they just don't learn

Who tf is short anon

>>216007573
name!!!

>>216007599
some fag

Did Bruce Springsteen do anything to warrant a biopic?

>>216007600
https://www.youtube.com/@loveasmr.8620

>>216007629
he cured polio

i hope texas secedes from the union like their supposed to

>>216007607
nah he good, better than jason, brian, fk, terrone or the pair of brazilian retards

>>216007644
>youtube
>asmr
Grim

>>216007659
still a fag though

>>216007199
I'm talking to a beautiful and intelligent 19 year old fair skinned, blonde and blue eyed serbian girl

>>216007629
He's Bob Dylan for people ~20 years younger

>>216007668
She said she would date guys up to 33, Jason there is still time for you to find your white aryan wife

>>216007644
i wanted to see her naked or at least in a bikini

>>216007683
uh but Bob Dylan had actual skills?

>>216007683
Born in the USA was sonically rotten thougheverbeit

>>216007183
and 10000 indians

Sup you meme loving fuck

>>216007720
unfortunately they're the public

>>216007701
you want too much united states baby

>>216007629
The Boss? Fuck yeah making that song Born in the USA should've got him the novel prize for Basedness

That song was America

>>216007693
Say hi to your Czech friend again!
>>216007126

>>216007754
That song was a criticism of the US and policies against Vietnam veterans

>>216007581
What kind of beer?

Change one (1, uno) thing about your country

>>216007736
LMFAO I forgot about that dog

>>216007752
do you like olga?

remember that 6 degrees from kevin bacon meme.

im 4 degrees of separation from joe rogan and 5 degrees of separation from elon musk not even joking. also i guess 6 degrees from trump since musk knows him.

>>216007777
mikes hard lemonade

>>216007779
Hatred of Israel

>>216007774
Listen to him, he knows everything

>>216007774
who gives a shit it sucked ass

>>216007829
That's not beer you meme loving fuck.

>>216007779
zero judens allowed

I'm so dark and brooding

>>216007779
Going back to the 1890s and make Imperial Federation happen. Or have it happen earlier when ships got faster.

>>216007793
I don't her. Who is she?

Life is a matter of perspective

Italians are not white

>>216007897
ukrainian foot model

The Thousand and One nights opens with an Arabian princess getting blacked by a slave. The Arab king then has an incel crash out and vows revenge against women as a whole. He then marries a new virgin each day, sleeps with her, and then executes her in the morning.

>>216007924
I see her first time.

>>216007829
Your dad seems to be really into frutiy beer.

>>216007951
That's very funny

>>216007951
Supreme gentleman

watching destiny btw

>>216007970
hes a lemon head

>>216007970
This.
Does he drink Mimosas in pink fur slippers and gossip with the boys too?

>>216007957
sex!!!!

>>216007993
I hate seeing that Soyjak face.

>>216007975
>>216007978
Yes. Eventually he marries a woman called Shaharazad. Who in order to avoid being executed, tells the king a story but leaves it on a cliffhanger so he spares her for another day. She narrates all the stories for “ One Thousand and One Nights “ telling the king a new story after finishing one. She is the narrator of the stories in the book.

Weird thing about Hitler is you learn about the terrible things he's done and you don't like him much, but then you look into his beautiful eyes and then think he's onto something.

I don't think that

>>216008027
based united states baby

>>216008062
I knew that
I've HAVE heard the story you know.

Also,
>Sheherezade
Those old Iranian names went hard

ok smartypants

>>216007369
I wish she was my mom

trapped gas hurts like FUCK.

Even though she's like 80 I'd still Susan Sarandon

>>216008135
I wish you were your own mom

>>216008122
She also has the greatest card in MTG history with the most insane effect but it’s thematic. From the first expansion of MTG titled “ Arabian Nights “

>>216008135
based leaf baby

Christmas in 9 sundays

my halloween mask came in the mail today

>>216008160
People still play that? Fuck. I'm old enough to remember when that shit came out

>>216008080
uhh chuddy you *kiiiiinda* maybe sound a bit like a heretic...

>>216008154
Wow, she is exta sexo. I want she seat on my face

>9 sundaes
Yes please!

>>216008186
I wouldn’t call the individuals who still play today “ people “. To play MTG today you have to either be a freak or give up on your dignity.

>>216008185
what are you going as the gay furfag?

>>216008218
im going as your ugly ass mom

>>216007957
>>216008195
name

>>216008080
He had beautiful blue eyes.

>>216008157
How would that work?

>>216008261
That's different women.

>>216008318
i know now tell me the names

hol up unc let me cook

>>216008341
It's russian escort woman from moscow elena, she is 46 years old

>>216008365
no nudes?

>>216008382
No.

what kind HOMO wants to see a girl naked like dang

Not too fond of this thread

>>216008365
>>216008418
skolko ona?

>>216008470
too straight for you eh

>>216008470
SHUTCHA MOUTH

>>216008365
>>216008418
u menya byla vopros, ponimayesh ili nyet?

>>216008480
50 000 roubles per hour, use converter to get price in euro

>>216006007
Public transit is only as good as the public.

>>216008512
>$600 an hour
nigga thats nuts

>>216008512
too expensive, sell her to americans

>>216008504
yes, i understand you

>>216008512
>>216008531
This but unironically

>>216008481
Sorry continue with your old russian prostitutes

>>216008532
>>216008531
She is kinda luxury escort.

>>216008512
Insanely expensive. Just jerk off at that point. Do you know how many Warhammer miniatures I can buy for $600 USD?

>>216008595
like, 2?

>>216008595
I prefer hoi 4

>>216008621
need to see her feet and pussy before i would pay that much

>>216008592
she looks good, I don't deny

I disabled Google Assistant on my 7 year old sister's tablet and she's getting frustrated now. Family thinks it's just a glitch. Should re-enable it? I think that shit is creepy but it's not my device.

>>216008531
way too bogged

>>216008632
Dude it's nsfw here. Also i post already another woman

Happy 4:20!!!!

>>216008649
Why not tell your family?

>>216008621
Why not both?

>>216008619
That’s like 1/2-3/4 of an entire new army.

>>216008691
I play hoi 4 1+ year. And i still cannot conquer the world. The main problem for me is british and american fleet.

>>216008713
>The main problem for me is british and american fleet.
Many such cases lol.

>>216008685
I don't know if they'll understand

>>216008713
Use either bombers to naval strike or have really good submarines everywhere. Submarines punch way above their weight if you create multiple Naval Research Facilities and hire enough scientists to rapidly discover new tech.

>>216008747
Why not? How old are they?

>games
>toys
Kys manchildren.

>>216008771
We are Slavs. The desire to play HOI 4 is genetic.

>>216008771
yeah real men just cumpost

>>216008733
Yes, that's really problem

>>216008749
I never play submarines because they give you not much marine supremacy. Naval stikes to expensive, you need build a couple types of planes, air carries and etc.

I only like to play airplanes in HOI4 (I suck at hoi4)

>>216008787
I have never tried to do conventional fleets to fight the Americans and British. You don't need much marine supremacy if your subs wipe out their fleet and they have no ships in the area.

>>216008823
>>216008823

>>216008808
>(I suck at hoi4)
Everyone do it.

>>216008816
Thank you maybe i will try it in the next game

>>216008828
Early no edition

Why can't this beaner make threads?

I mean no previous not no edition

NEW
>>216009000