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Anonymous United Kingdom No.216006507 >>216007287 >>216007998 >>216008100 >>216011837 >>216011870
ONE ZUTT
ONE ZUTT
I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER MUCH IT'S IN MY BUTT
KEEP THAT IN MIND I DESIGNED THIS RHYME
AS MY ASS WAS GETTING RAMMED
THAT'S ALL I KNOW

IN ISLAM GETTING THE DICK IS KEY
WATCH NEARBY AS THE PROPHET GETS THE BZC
WATCH HIM GET DICKED DOWN TO THE END OF THE DAY, THE SHAFT GETS IN HIS REARWAY, IT'S SO UNREAL

DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOW
THROW MY QURAN RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
TRYING TO HOLD ON, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
I WASTED IT ALL TO BIG ZUTT COOOOCK

I KEEP EVERYTHING INSIDE
AND EVENTHOUGH I TRIED, MY ASS WAS PROLAPSED
WHAT IT MEANT TO HIM WILL EVENTUALLY BE A HADITH OF A TIME

I PRAYED SO HARD AND BENT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END, IT'S ALL WHITE ZUTT MATTER
I HAD TO SUCK TO PREACH TO ALL
BUT IN THE END, IT'S ALL WHITE ZUTT MATTER
Anonymous Finland No.216007037
Somebody once told me a zutt is gonna roll me
It ain't the sharpest tool in my back
Or something like that
Anonymous Hungary No.216007287 >>216007934
>>216006507 (OP)
you suck a rhyming
Anonymous United States No.216007323
>ARABIAN NIIIIIGHTS
>LIKE ATABIAN DAYS
>MORE OFTEN THAN NOT
>THE ZUTT IS ON TOP
>IN A LOT OF GOOD WAAAAAAAAAYS
Anonymous United States No.216007807 >>216007880
Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
and the Quran it had a thousand tales
Well prophet you're in luck 'cause up your robes
You got a round of ZVTTS right up your tail!

You got masala in your kabob hole now
Some heavy Pajeet curry in your mail
You're full of needful Bharat vindaloo and how
See all you gotta do is ride that ZVTT
And I'll say:

Mister Mohammed, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your anus
ZVTT it down
You ain't never had a Jeet like me

Life is your curry stand
And I'm your maitre-d'
C'mon whisper how deep you want
You ain't never had a Jeet like me

Basmallah, oh my!
Basmallah, no no!
Basmallah, mah behind!
Alhamdulillah ass fatwa!
Anonymous Canada No.216007880 >>216007921 >>216008147
>>216007807
>POV: ur about to get ZUTTED
Anonymous United States No.216007921 >>216009882
>>216007880
That desert scene has become like this
Anonymous United States No.216007934
>>216007287
He’s from the UK, English isn’t his first language.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216007998
>>216006507 (OP)
I BELIEVE I CAN ZUTT
I BELIEVE THEY CAN TOUCH MY BUTT
I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY DESERT NIGHT
SPREAD MY CHEEKS UNTIL MY HEAD GOES LIGHT
I BELIEVE I CAN GAAAPE
SEE ABU RUNNIN' THRU THE DESERT
LIKE AN AAAPE
I BELIEEEEEEEEEEEVE I CAN ZUTT
(I CAN ZUTT)
I BELIEVE I CAN TAKE ZUTT NUTT
(TAKE ZUTT NUUUUUUTT)
I BELIEVE I CAN TAKE IT UP MY BUTT
(UP MYYYYY BUUUUUUUTT)
Anonymous Austria No.216008100
>>216006507 (OP)
the zutt will always be a gem
Anonymous United States No.216008147
>>216007880
>30 ZVTTS in one night, maybe more
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216009882
>>216007921
>when you see the letter Z
Anonymous Malaysia No.216011837
>>216006507 (OP)
Syok sendiri.
Anonymous Ireland No.216011870
>>216006507 (OP)
what song is this
Anonymous Sweden No.216011967
I SAID ZUTT ZUTT IN THE BUTT