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We observe the fucking decencies

Big fan of rape, preferably forcible and involuntary of vulnerable women

Why do melanated individuals love the popeyes chicken? What is it about their dna that draws them to popeyes?

>raped by seven Jeets
Must've been an asshole in a past life

>>216009113
It's good

>>216009123
Imagine being so weak you cant defend yourself from jeets. thats like getting overpowered by insects

Everything keeps getting worse

>>216009090
She doesn't look like she was raped by 7 men honestly

>>216009225
Really? And how does one typically look after being raped by 7 men?

Seems like there's a lot of money to be made catfishing
lots of desparate men in the world you know

>>216009238
Pretty fucked up. She looks fine

>>216009225
7 men is an average saturday night for most women

>>216009243
With the advent of AI were in the golden age of scamming

>>216009238
Well typically rapeable women are prettier, but I suppose beggars can't be choosers

>>216009265
This
Why would they rape her, shes old and looks like a jeet herself

>>216009175
Stop noticing

>>216009277
She's female. They even rape female monitor lizards over there

i'm a pedophile

Why are we thread splitting what's going on guys?

>>216009349
Who watches this shit at night bruh. Watch it in the evening and go to sleep at night

>>216009497
Mexifaggot made it hella early

>>216009646
Why'd he get fired

I know they're having segs, what do you think we do after the board games?

>>216009660
Who knows, he was a stunad, that one. Guy could fuck up a cup of coffee

>>216009646
>gaffled
Isn't this ghetto 80s nigger slang

>>216009695
90s actually
I just watched straight outta compton

I want an interesting life

it's insane there's like 70 million mexicans in the usa, absolutely disgusting

>>216010116
You're telling me
This country has gone to absolute shit

there's something wrong with me. i immitate the social behavior of everyone around me. there is no 'me', just the guy i project. this isn't normal.

what should I fap to?

>>216010955
bible black. the coke of hentai. stick to the reliable.

>>216011070
>Hentai
Loser coded

>>216011371
angela white, then.

>>216010955
Daphne Rosen pegging Browns and niggers

>>216011442
>Pegging
Fag shit

>>216011547
Those Arabs could have beat that timmys ass so bad

>>216011547
>>216011503
Michigan, NYC, or New Jersey?

>>216011604
I was thinking London

>>216011604
England

>>216011604
You have to approach unknown webms with logic

>Visibly Muslim shopkeeper
>Cell phone shop
>Guy trying to steal is white

All of this points to England

>>216011656
>>Visibly Muslim shopkeeper
>>Cell phone shop
>>Guy trying to steal is white
You say this as if this also couldn't apply to Dearborn

>>216011656
And the white guy is a chav

>>216011662
>White guy stealing in Dearborn
I mean I guess it's possible but so is ball lightning

Let's just say I don't give a fuck about this politics shit, I'm old school like that

>>216011812
Hey my lovely friend, the other thread is more active <3

>>216011822
Fuck off

For me it's Angela

>>216011828
Ok *leaves to other thread*

They lying bout me on Twitter and shit

Reminder

Feel asleep after my goon sesh now my head hurts

fuckin mariners

>>216012108
ESL or just low literacy?

>>216012108
how about a boy named sue for peace

>>216009532
I go to sleep at like 5am.

>triple texted someone trying to save my og autism
I'm going to kms

Recently just learned how to work the washing machine

>>216012132
boomer hippies would LOVE this name for their sons

>>216012149
LOL

Right wing e-celeb tier list (revised edition)
>Supreme tier
Vox Day
>High tier
Morgoth
Alex Jones
Keith Woods
Colonel Douglas Macgregor
>Pretty good tier
Varg Vikernes
The Golden One
Survive The Jive
Sam Hyde
>Shit tier
Jordan Peterson
James Lindsey
Ben Shapiro

I demoted Peterson down to shit tier because I thought about it some more and he's not even worthy of mediocre tier.

>>216009000 (OP)
I think this ad for /ck/ - Food & Cooking, has made me laugh to tears more than anything on 4chan.

I've got a rich family and a considerably poorer one, they're pretty different, I don't got anything against them for the most part but it's like I'm really anti social and self conscious and wish I was at home

>>216012104
>>He didn't account for the Georgian second front when the Neo-Ataturkians seize power from Erdogan in 2027
You make a solid point!

actually I do think NATO is up to something else in the region because Russia is stockpiling tanks in reserve instead of sending them all to ukraine.

>>216012179
Normies seem to like Alex Jones nowadays

>>216009668
Fake news.

>>216012185
>wish I was
*were

>>216011888
Trips confirmed.

>>216012188
Georgia is going to become more friendly with Russia.
Turkey however, will fight Russia, and Turkey will lose.
I don't know if this will happen soon, but it will happen.
Screencap this.

>>216011888
Unfathomably based

Fell asleep

>>216012104
The next Turkish presidential election is in 2028. I sincerely hope the Ukraine war is not still doing an attritional grind for the next three years. Enough with the slaughter.

>>216012222
>Quads in a trips thread
It's confirmed

I was gonna buy a Porsche but I saw a Mexican driving one and lost all interest

Might read

white people steal all the time. watch the gas station cctv videos

>>216012246
I don't know when it will happen, but when it does, Turkey will lose badly. It will be an absolute slaughter that makes the Ukraine war look like nothing. >>216012205

Food production and by consequence hooting tooting cowboy country culture and such are really important and influential, I don't know why these go together but they do

>>216012260
you couldnt afford a porsche made of legos

>>216012273
I know but in dearnorne it's more likely to be some kinda muslim

>>216012260
In Canada, if you drive a muscle car, you look like a jeet, and if you drive a high end European car like AMG or BMW M, you look like a Zhang

I don't drink any beer I see Indians buying. So far I've cut out Laker Ice and Labatt Blue.

>>216012289
Sucks to be a Canadastanian

How about Porche monkeys

>>216012299
How about Labatt Poo to cater to the needs of the Indian community

I really like this webbum

Porches are fucking sick

>>216012179
>James Lindsey
>Ben Shapiro
These are left wing Trotskyists pretending to be conservatives.

Fuck yeah they're sick

I could easily defeat any woman in hand to hand combat.

>>216012325
I really like you

Turkey shot down Russias jets and they didn't do anything

>>216012340
Let's team up and beat every woman.

>>216012340
proof?

The Porsche headquarters are in Stuttgart, Germany, a city in the southwestern Swabian region of the country, and the sixth-largest city in Germany.
Stuttgart is also home to Mercedes.

Morning, ladies

We should team up with /k/ and gentrify Gary, Indiana

>>216012340
Prime Gina Carano would wax your shit

>>216012289
>if you drive a muscle car, you look like a jeet, and if you drive a high end European car like AMG or BMW M, you look like a Zhang
I think this is why trucks have gotten so popular lately.

Got beer.

>>216012379
Pastoral nostalgia

>>216012372
delulu

>>216012387
Git we done brother

>>216012347
Russia literally killed thirty Turkish pilots in retaliation and Erdogan had to go to Moscow and grovel.
Roaches always get too big for their britches and Russia smacks them down. This is a repeating historical pattern.

>>216012396
whoa don't bother with facts when redditjeet is around

biere forte

>>216012391
Even 2015 Rhonda Rousey would shoryuken your ass

So you got money and things and such, that's what you're so proud of

I was about to bust a fat one then my upstairs neighbor shrieked like a banshee and killed my boner

>>216012396
Source
>Russia literally killed thirty Turkish pilots in retaliation

swearing off beer. It tastes like swill, Im sick of waking up hungover with ashtray mouth and I puked into my wastebasket last night

>>216012418
That would have made me insta-bust.

>>216012372
I could outbox her but if she got me on the ground she'd probably beat me and sit on my face or something

>>216012424
The trick is to not drink so fuckin by much, ya lush

>>216012387
debra better watch out

holy fuck im thirsty this bedroom is drying me up and killing me

>>216012435
whats the point of drinking if Im not getting drunk?

>>216012368
Hay bestie

>>216012424
Just swear off too much beer

>>216012387
Broken Buck

>>216012446
Beer tastes good.

>>216012448
I could knock her out in one punch.

>>216012387
Whats the taste like

>>216012469
Based cat spammer

>>216012428
She wouldn't box you her whole deal would be to get you to the ground in an unbreakable hold

>>216012470
Like breaking bucks

>>216012467
none Ive tried

It's hard not to drink too much, when you're drunk you're kind of like fuck it until it's time to wind down and then you start feeling the weight on your stomach

>>216012481
I wish it was my head.

I think this Friday I'll get some extra hoppy IPAs from my local microbrewery. It's owned by a member of the Aryan nation and they don't let black people in.

n

>>216012496
insanely based nobody wants blahpipo around their beer

>>216012481
>She wouldn't box you her whole deal would be
Why do zoomers type multiple sentences as one long sentence like this?

>>216012505
It's watermelon people

YOU COULDNT BEAT A FEMALE MMA FIGHTER

>>216012419
Lol vanik cope conspiracy theory

>>216012368
Broscience severely overestimates the role that testosterone plays in muscle development. You can be on the lower end of average and still get jacked. Diet, exercise, and genetic potential is way more important.

>>216012510
It's basketball Americans.

>>216012446
I haven’t gotten drunk enough to get a hangover in over a year, but I have like 1-3 drinks about once a week, or once every couple weeks. When you drink less, you notice the more subtle effects of a drink or two more. I think I’ve gotten to a point where I’ve realized a light buzz is really the pinnacle of the alcohol experience. Getting wasted is in no way novel anymore, which has just turned it into an ordeal.

>>216012510
basketball americans shouldn't be allowed in food prep

my 9ies

you can tell something is bad when theres no black folks talking about it

>>216012506
Common core education, not everyone had the money to attend a fancy boarding school in the northeast like yourself, you trust fund baby

>>216012486
sybau

>>216012524
or...ur just unc status

>>216012524
I could do the same thing with edibles

Russia will eventually become part of the USA. They bought Alaska, they'll buy Moscow. Even a communist has a price.

My wife says she wishes I was romantic like Jack from Titanic

if i opened a brewery i'd call it Dog Whistle Brewery and all of my beers would sound slightly racist. Boogaloo IPA, Rape Statistic Stout, etc

>>216012522
>>216012525
Excuse me!? Larry Bird was white

You get wasted to become unlike yourself, a light buzz is not enough to make any difference

>>216012547
she gon cuck u

>>216012549
ye olde pube

Lagers and ales taste good. IPAs are good too but a nice lager is easiest to drink.

>>216012448
'sup, glowie

>>216012547
She wishes you were a chad.
>>216012561
Jack is the cuckie, not cucked.

Remember, Dionysus frees us from ourselves but he is also MIND BREAKER

Larry is an extremely boomeristic name. No one under the age of 60 is named Larry.

>>216011585
>>216011619
either his half brother or his "step son" that he's now raising and paying for

>>216012563
>>216012564
do you like brown ale and stout for this cold weather? :3

>>216012549
I'll have a glowboy tallboy. And then a zutt cream ale.

>>216012569
>Jack is the cuckie, not cucked.
oh. I don't think I've actually seen titanic

>>216012571
HATS OFF TO LARRY HE BROKE YOUR HEART

Zoomers all have fake made up names like Brayden or Caiden or something.

>>216012549
Leonardo Dicaprio was told that he ought to change his name in order to succeed in Hollywood. His agent suggested Lenny Williams

>>216012579
My top three are probably Old Peculier, Kilkenny, and Guinness. Depends what I’m feeling at a given time

>>216012603
https://youtu.be/4YQTe9dS78k

>>216012563
>quaint English pub
>CCTV camera mounted under the window

LOL like pottery

>>216012610
wtf how is leonardo dicaprio NOT a stage name

if you want a picture of the future, imagine two brown retards shouting "YOU'RE BROWN" at each other over the internet. Forever.

>>216012603
why do faggot millennials keep confusing gen alpha shit with us?

>>216012555
Se você trepar com uma menina, mesmo que ela consente, ela bêbada é estupro

>>216012587
Jack is the poorfag that Rose cheats on her richfag fiancee with. Jack dies, and Rose continues to lust for Jack cock even after getting married and raising a family as an old lady.

>>216012624
i dont have to imagine that when i can see it happening in real time on /pol/ right now

Fun fact I can't get regular beer here because the liquor workers are all on strike. I have to go to microbreweries.

>>216012613
>Old Peculier
Is that what they call a retired buck?

>>216012603
Gayden Tyrion Lannister Smith

>>216012625
Nigga you call everyone and ver 30 a "boomer"

>>216012624
twatter is going to turn on geolocation for all posters apparently. which means geoblocking will be next

>>216012616
Ackchyually, The Black Bitch is in Scotland albeit

>>216012617
It is his legal name. His agent said it was too ethnic

>>216011888
Why'd she do that.

>>216012616
Damn the day when British police start getting lynched by the public cannot come soon enough. Bunch of fucking traitors in the sincerest sense of the word.

Skyler, go get your brother Hunter and your half-sister Kaylee, your step-dad Jacquavius will be home soon and he wants us all to gather in the driveway to see his new Durango SRT.

>>216012632
I had a lengthy conversation with an indian today and he just kept going on that indians are aryan and that hitler considered them to be aryan, czech fucking mate thank you

Currently eating

>>216012653
*was in Scotland
They took this from you…

>>216012486
>>216012536
XD

>>216012659
but moooooom I don't LIKE Jacquavius he makes me sit on his lap and it's WEIRD

You need cameras everywhere nowadays, even them melananed individuals will think twice most of the time when they see they're being watched, its a deterrent more than anything, wouldn't be surprised if a lot of these cameras don't even work

>>216012663
I don't support ben and jerry's

>>216012663
You're going to get wrinkles and your skin is going to loosen up like Jason's sister's cunt

>>216012650
shut your old cranky ass up boy

>>216012663
For me it's

>>216012668
hope it went out of business or gets overrun with violent thirdies and the owners are savagely beaten

>>216012679
I think Jerry quit recently

I prefer Tillamook ice cream

Boyfriend free girls don't exist in fact

>>216012668
Scotland is GAY and LAME

>>216012698
>It was always about more than just ice cream
That was the problem, ice cream merchant. "Gee I wonder what the ice cream merchant thinks about social and political issues" -nobody

>>216012710
>-nobody
boomers ate that shit up though

>>216012698
If they were called Cohen and Greenfield's it would make more sense

>>216012710
Well he is a person just like anyone else who has certain political leanings

>>216012698
niggas can't just make stuff anymore, it's always gotta be something more
that's why everything sucks ass now

could go for some strawberry ice cream rn

Zoomers won't remember the Ben & Jerry's controversy over Jeremy Lin's signature flavour "Linsanity" when they put fortune cookies in ice cream to honour the asian basketballer.

The company was accused of being racist and intentionally insensitive to asians, which they obviously were not trying to do. But it got me thinking about flavours they should've made, like Vanilla Chocolate Chink or Rocky Chinese Railroad. Yellow french vanilla ice cream with little slits of chocolate in it, or swirled mocha and vanilla ice cream with chocolate cookie crumbs and marshmallow dynamite sticks to honour the chinese who got blown up building the railroads.

>>216012701
fun fact: tillamook is a shithole that smells like cow poo
the beach is nice though

a nigga could really go for a chicken sandwich or two from Chick-fil-A rn

>>216012698
Context is that the corporation that bought them out wanted him to be less political

>>216012738
how is adding fortune cookies to ice cream racist

I don't know anyone else like me, never seen one

>>216012738
Do you remember when ESPN called him a chink? Good times

>>216012701
Bro, you marched with a tiki torch, role-playing Nazi Fackelzüge to protest a statue's removal ten years ago, and now you're mocking people wearing inflatable unicorn costumes at yesterday's protest because they're literally not getting paid and can't put food on the table. How much of a sheep can you be?

>>216012738
I thought it was funny and a reference to that Asian basketball player who had never seen a fortune cookie until he came to america

>>216012757
What does this have to do with Tillamook ice cream

Ben and Jerry's has always been liberal gay ice cream, I only care about if tastes good

>>216012754
This is what 4chan used to be about…

>>216012757
Based

Dressed up like a million-dollar trouper
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper (SUPER DUPER)
Come, let's mix where Rockefellers Walk with sticks or umbrellas in their mitts
Puttin' on the Ritz

>>216012754
boy howdy, better times
>>216012759
yeah it's almost tradition for chinese people to shit on "Canadian chinese food" since it's nothing like actual ethnic Chinese food
>>216012751
it's not, but that was one of the early examples of the shitlib cancel culture starting to creep into companies

I don't like Chick Fil A. It's gross.
Also I heard they cucked out on homosexuals or something. They used to be against gay marriage or whatever but they caved.

Only faggots talk about ice cream

>>216012771
The gay jew ice cream is the highest quality ice cream available at most standard grocery stores near me, unfortunately.

What I don't understand is why Jason hasn't set himself on fire for palestine already

niggas be like
"this chicken sammich too spicy"

ever wonder why it's always liberals protesting? it's because conservatards are too fat and lazy to leave the house

>>216012698
The arrogance to just put "Jerry" as if he;s THE Jerry

>>216012698
So it's just Ben's now?

>>216012791
t. Lactose intolerant üntermensch

>>216012805
More like the libtards who control the entire system throw the book at any cuckservative who dares show his face in public. Charlottesville? Jan 6? Hello?

>>216012817
No its the same he's just not working there anymore

>>216012805
Lol true

>>216012825
Nice projection fags cream eating retard

>>216012817
Benis jäätelö :D

Thank god I'm alive

>>216012794
Is every thumbnail for a video going to look like this till the end of time? I'm so sick and tired of it. God I miss watching let's plays in 2009 when I was in 6th grade.

I'm going on an ice-cream free diet, I don't want to turn into Joe Biden, ice cream sure seems to be unhealthy

>>216012793
Unlikely, Tillamook and haagen daaz are probably available

>>216012828
>Hello?
Hi.

Ice Cream is classic. Frogurt was cool for about a year in 1999 before leftists ruined it by putting fruit in it. Gelato has always been for queer eurotrash. Snowcones are for minorities. Shaved ice is for WOP retards. Popsicles are for children.

>>216012852
who's gonna tell him...

>>216012805
One of the tenants of marxism is the forced removal of all social constructs

>>216012858
It stops when making that face stops baiting people into clicking the link. The only alternative is for YouTube to tinker with the algorithm to stop sharing videos with people making the soy face

I dont want to optimize production
I dont want to maximize efficiency
I want to smell the roses during my finite life

so true

>>216012847
XD

listening to Linkin Park unironically

>>216012869
>Tillamook
Never heard of it, and not sold in my area
>and haagen daaz
Dogshit

>>216012907
Naruto vs Sasuke in the end amv

>>216012917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG8557X0-gA

>>216012907
i tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesnt even matter

>>216012875
What about dippin’ dots

>>216012837
it was a global pandemic, you can't make the smallest effort to protect the people around you?

>>216012915
>Never heard of it, and not sold in my area
that's sad, tillamook makes the best dairy products around.

>>216012888
Karl Marx also supported free trade and open markets between different countries. He was against protectionism and tarriffs and the like.
In that sense, Marx was very similar to Adam Smith, the famous liberal economist, even though normies usually think that Marxism is the total opposite of Adam Smith liberal free markets.

This phone is charging mad slow

Remember to do your calisthenics

>>216012931
The only people at risk were the sick, fat, and old. They should have isolated, and the rest of society continued on.

Every step that I take is another mistake to you...

>>216012828
Most of the people involved in J6 got sentences below the guidelines. Usually that meant no jail time or maybe a few months in minimum security federal camps. As far as federal crimes under those circumstances go, that's pretty lenient.

Remember those old dragon ball z linkin park AMVs

>>216012951
I only do an ab roller

>not making your own bread
>not making your own ice cream

>>216012953
Caught in the undertow

>>216012931
covid was just the common cold, but if it really were a serious problem, the surgical masks didn’t do anything, so there was no point in wearing them regardless. they should have mandated everyone go around in hazmat suits and P100 masks, along with mandatory decontamination procedures when returning home

>>216012963
Yes and the ones with Limp Bizkit. I was obsessed

>>216012936
Vox Day is a right winger who has been strongly against free trade for many many years. He says that free trade leads to globalism.

>>216012929
Those are definitely for queers.

>>216012902
Men are biologically hardwired for aggression, and action. Boys run around and play, dream of being heros etc.
So that's why men carry out acts of violence disproportionally as well.
That same masculine impulse for power, control, and physical force is what gets women turned on and wet. So they have to pick between the occasional extreme act or turning men into weak, soft, effeminate, and domesticated.
You can't have a wild and dangerous beast that makes you horny, but never actually does anything seriously dangerous with real consequences.

So whats your plan for self-employment

>>216012951
Who impregnated Clarkson

>>216012951
This is the guy making fun of americans for being fat

>>216012931
People around me all had the option to get vaxxed, in which case my wearing a mask would make no difference since the vax made them invulnerable to the coof.

Besides they didn't mandate any type of mask, and the only ones that worked (N95 surgical) were not available to the public since hospitals took them all. Covering your face with the equivalent of a dishrag does virtually nothing but cause you to breath in the same bacteria and possibly mold spores as the mask gets dirty.

>>216012902
Umm all the recent troon shooters are heckin valid womanerinos okay chuddie??

oh yeah? say that to this bussy

>>216009000 (OP)
I'm so mad right now. I got a laptop but it has winblows 11 installed on it. There's NO WAY to even use it without connecting to internet, and apparently it also forces you to make a microshit account. Fucking trash. Fuck microshit fuck Jew Gates. I'm switching to Mac or Linux this shit is the last straw. Pic related: there's no option to say "I don't have internet".

Live somewhere with poor infrastructure or just no internet availability and just want access to your own fucking hardware that you own? Too bad! Go fuck yourself! If we can't surveil you and send every last bit of data back to our botnet privacy mcrapefuck database monitoring system, you can just fucking die!

These niggers have lost their fucking minds. The sheer audacity. Unreal.

this makes me think shartGPT is overrated

Christ, I just saw a guy get killed on YouTube they didn't even blur it. The cop was chaseding him and he ran across the highway at night and the cop tazed him and a truck just straight up runs the dude over

>>216013043
dont care

>>216013000
The plan is to be employed, being self employed means you'd be working more for less pay most of the time, not everyone gets to be the rich millionaire bussiness owner

>>216013020
The funniest part was that wearing a mask was required, but it didn't matter if it was used for weeks at a time.

>>216013043
you don't have to use a ms account
you don't have to connect to the internet, you can bypass that screen in the console but I agree it is trash that it won't let you finish setup without internet (DRIVERS DRIVERS DRIVERS)

>>216013056
Chat, j’ai pété

>>216013062
link

>>216013043
you will install arch
you will get programmer socks
you will take estrogen

>>216013043
It's literally just a brick, your hardware is just an expensive paperweight until you connect to their botnet. Windows 11 is literally fucking malware. Fucking ransomware bullshit. "You'll own nothing and (((Jew Gates))) will be happy."

That guy that threw a pie in his face all those years ago should've thrown acid instead

>>216013083
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TFcTEfNrhZs

Arse Linux

>>216013056
>things are good because the stock market says so
you are jewish

>>216013074
Saw a guy at Dollar Tree wearing panties on his face as a mask.

BYEW
>>216013114

>>216013112
you don't have to be a shartGPT cocksucker you know + sam altman is a juden

>>216013102
bodied that criminal scum

At the very beginning of the pandemic the political position on Covid was flipped. Right-Wingers were pro-lockdown and taking the virus seriously. It was left-wingers saying "hug a chink" and that closing borders was racist bigotry. Within a month they completely inverted.

>>216013075
I'm putting a real OS on this garbage ASAP. Fuck microshit. Indiasoft. Micropoop. Microshart. Durgadurga poo in loo OS dirt Ganges corpse trash-mountain monitor lizard gangrape OS
>>216013092
Better than using (((Windows 11)))
>>216013065
Don't care that you don't care

>>216013092
what if I don't have arch
I DO have programming socks
and won't take estrogen

>>216013102
>be American
>see people in the roadway
>run them over and honk as you kill them

lmfao god bless

>>216013127
i don't care about ai, i hope every ai company bankrupts
you are still jewish for using the stock market to evaluate utility

>>216013146
real people would never "be on the highway"

>>216013062
I've seen that video before. Pretty messed up but ultimately almost suicidal stupidity for him to run across the highway

>>216013156
>you are still jewish for using the stock market to evaluate utility
you are fucking braindead btw

>>216013056
It's good but their monetization scheme I don't think makes much sense

>>216013056
A 10 minute back and forth with chatgpt will show you that it's so loaded with bias and rails that it's worthless as any kind of a tool.

>>216009225
yeah, 5 at most

>>216012902
"man" isn't an ideology

>>216012915
tillamook is really good