Thread 216009814

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>>216009814 (OP)
dangerously early

love wanking so much that i'd go so far as to say i'm IN LOVE with wanking

>>216009814 (OP)
the fuck is in her ear

>>216009846
Shall I compare thee to a winter's JACK

raped by reality.... again

>>216009865
i wouldnt personally

poo

>>216009805
He films every shave he does on Wednesday and Sunday!!

>>216009814 (OP)
One day she will make a Polish man very happy.

>>216009922
she's going to make me very happy

Thou art more lovely and more temperate
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of SACK
And summer's lease hath all too short a... date...

On the cognac

it's a man

>>216009814 (OP)
Neoliberal teeth

>>216009917
Oh I see, seems kinda comfy, does he use a different razor or whatever?

>>216009958
Yes he uses different products each time. He’s a very friendly Welshman!

>>216009917
wow !!

He's been doing it for 14 years..

I Subscribed !!

>>216009939
sippin on yac

eating a bacon and egg pie
catberg is visibly seething with jealousy

>>216010009
I'm chomping on these

>>216009990
Good morning mouse!

>>216009940
no

green

>>216009939
At this hour?

this will never not be funny to me

Have to pick out a film for me and mumberg that has
>no violence
>nothing scary
>no profane sexual stuff
>no foren muck
>not artsy
>not a waste of 2 hours of my life
running out of options here.

>>216010088
Apocalypto

>>216010025
love a cold sausage me

>>216009940
Igor is rare breed of classic lesbian. The kind that existed in the 90s before it became a media and social media fad thing to be.

>>216010105
Seen that

>>216010088
Terrifier 3

Spainnonce's latest dogshit gimmick has hit shelves I see

>>216010088
No violence? even forrest gump wouldn't count then cause bubba get shot to death. do you just mean not particularly violent?

>>216010107
I like a warm porker in my gob

3 day week lads
22.5 hours a week
just enough to keep the universal credit people off my bad and I don't have to search for extra work, study or skill up
thats about 1400 a month after tax and 600 in bennies
thanks for funding my easy lofd boys

>>216010179
>thanks for funding my easy lofd boys
why are you saying this to people on /brit/ at 2am on a monday?

>>216010088
the kings speech

Love a big German sausage in my mouth at Christmas

>>216010202
Adam has a constant need for affirmation to make him forget how shit his life is

there's some amazing people out there

going to learn spanish
will probably never use it in real life

I've come to the conclusion that the jewish race should be completely exterminated
Their genocide in gaza led me to this belief
I dont care what others think of me for believing this
The animals who killed babies and children in gaza and then laughed about it on the interent are not human beings

>>216010237
You'll probably give up if you have no real motivation to use it

>>216010237
"uno beero por favor"

>>216010244
Only thing you could exterminate is a 12 inch pizza

>>216010256
said this on holiday and got a right laugh from some lads

>>216010237
mad how a billion people speak spanish but i've never met one. just aren't any useful languages to learn here unless you happen to live amidst chinese or pakistanis

>>216010260
murdered that little antisemite

>>216010260
Cooked that freak

Carbonara is my favourite meal. I am a peasant, so be it

I am a proud antisemite
For me the term is a badge of honor
It gives me great pride knowing i oppose the literal demons from hell known as jews

>>216010217
>German sausage
Is this bender speak for poo?

>>216010161
Really it's just torture-adjacent violence. My sisters can't stand it either. No issues with indiscriminate mass slaughter but any situation in which the protagonist is powerless drives women up the wall. Mumberg covers her eyes and screams and misses half the movie when i try to put on an action kino

>>216010244
completely forgot about all those wars anerica started or that actual genocide of native Americans

>>216010303
You don't believe in demons or hell and your morality has 0 basis outside of marvel movies

>>216010303
Malaponte, you're a literal mutt
You are literally the byproduct of Jewish influence

>>216010335
Every war america started and will start was and is at the behest of international jewry

>>216010348
trvke and he works with kabbalistic sigil magic (technology) in a university (jew coded)

/brit/ is full of goyim zog cattle who love their jew masters
Im leaving forever
Enjoy schlomos boot on your neck forever

>>216010351
convenient that

>/brit/ is full of goyim zog cattle who love their jew masters
>Im leaving forever
>Enjoy schlomos boot on your neck forever

>>216010351
riiiiiiiight....

Rome is full of Punic mercenary cattle who love their Carthaginian masters
Im leaving forever
Enjoy Hannibal's boot on your neck forever

>>216010272
zamngeek

>>216010369
youre brown

>>216010389
>>216010408
>>216010424
scrm

>>216010203
Just want to tell you that, listen I don't usually do this alright. I think you nailed that. You found the movie AND it's British Culture. And it's not that bad of a movie. Solid 6/10 probably, unless you inflate for costume design and acting and stuff. 5/10 really, who am I kidding.

twin better show up tomorrow

get bored

>>216010408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf5qwoCE6eY

eatin a rib eye rn

sacked tranny works at battlefield road aldi in shrewsbury
anybody nearby can sort him out?

>>216010460
Nice. looks juicy

>>216010460
actually thought this was 2 turds on a plate

>>216010462
Isn’t that where cadfael lived

>>216010484
No he lived in a monastery not an Aldi

Need you out of business sunshine

I ordered a pizza
actually I ordered two pizzas because they were buy one get one free
I will be eating them for four days and they will be almost the entirety of my diet
good luck to my stomach

>>216010321
Wholesome family honestly uhm maybe

Gattaca (1997)
Oceans Eleven (2001)
North by Northwest (1959)
Back to the Future (1985)
The Aviator (2004) (maybe they'll find that one a tad boring but I loved it)
The Ballad of Buster Scruggs (2018) (some violence and again they may find this one a bit boring due to its slowness)

were back to bombing browns in gaza
the browns literally couldn't even behave for 1 week
chat shit, get banged

think this thread is by far the most pleasant to post in early in the morning
every other time you may as well just close the tab

>It was late, past 1am by the time we got to our car in long-term parking. And... the battery was dead. That wasn't a nice surprise. Luckily for us, the parking lot attendant sent someone over with a car jumper battery and got us started. It was super late by the time we finally got home and got to sleep.
>You'd think that would mean the next day we might sleep in, but Ian is loving his school so much (his first class of the day is Tri-Wizard Tournament from Harry Potter), that he really really wanted to go. They're doing Wand Dueling for the first time and he doesn't want to miss it!
....wut?

>>216010523
i noticed on friday it was really good at about 8pm to 11pm

>>216010462
I'm less than an hour away but not a psychopath

>>216010513
shit
shit
in my top 10
mid
haven't seen it
shit

>>216010496
hope youve got plenty of toilet roll

>>216010536
>back to the future
>mid
would put your head through a plate glass window
nobody help this retard and his shit taste family

>>216010513
aviator is a great film watched it not long ago. he really did reshoot that entire air sequence with clouds. madman

>>216010484
>The body lay on the cold infirmary stones, pale and composed, as if sleep had only just slipped into death. Cadfael crouched beside it, fingers tracing the dark ring about the throat.

>“A garrote, surely,” breathed Brother Oswin, hovering.

>Cadfael said nothing. No fibers, no torn skin, no struggle. The mark was too neat, too deliberate. He had seen murder’s rough hand before; this bore the careful signature of a man resigned.

>“Were it murder,” he said at last, folding the dead man’s hands, “we should find another’s haste. This was chosen.”

>Oswin hesitated. “Then—no killer?”

>Cadfael’s gaze lingered on the makeup smeared face. “There was one,” he replied quietly. “But he lived and died in the same skin.”

>>216010549
ooooooh youre ard aint you

>>216010536
I strongly object to your thoughts on the ballad of buster scruggs then rest idc because gattaca and oceans eleven are rather slopish and I understand that you see the aviator as mid if you're not interested in howard hughes as much as I am, I hope they make a walt disney film like the aviator did for howard hughes

i'm bi

>>216010569
polar

Been watching some of those shaving videos. Very relaxing. Kind of like Bob Ross but for shaving

>>216009846
bit gay to be in love with a wanker

>>216010450
I changed my mind it should be lock stock and two smoking barrels there's violence but just tell her to suck it up
actually shaun of the dead was pretty great too

lads
in bed with uncleberg

settle a dispute for us
what's a meal that tastes great whilst hot but if it cools down it's inedible?
been bugging me for an hour

>lads
>in bed with uncleberg

no you're going to have to explain that part first for us sunshine

>>216010621
porridge

britfeel is an utter shithole my god

>>216010621
Guaranteed replies/greentext

>>216010652
bizarre that you'd even visit it

shut your fucking face uncle fucker

>>216010652
never been there but i've heard ribena still posts there regularly

>>216010598
Straying too far from her conditions though, I think King's Speech is the one

drive uncle

>>216010672
I used to post there when I was 18

I shagged my uncle but he made it seem cool by playing vapourwave and wearing a cool jacket with a scorpion on the back

>>216010237
why learn it then, language learning is best when a) the country produces a lot of material in that language such as the english language having loads of books and films and series and b) you actually are interested in the culture

I learnt some norwegian cause I'm interested in the culture however sadly they don't produce much stuff in norwegian so it's hard to find something you like

>>216010513
You know what movies moms love. Gosford Park.

6-7

>>216010748
AI generated Twitter?

>>216010748
what happened to the text in the last one

>>216010705
a documentary about incels
while watching raise your eyebrows suggestively every time she looks at you

>>216010757
>>216010772
It's from a facebook page where they censor names and slurs like that
Dunno why

dont know what i want my life to look like

*enters /brit/*

>>216010795
on all fours in a piss-soaked bathroom of a berlin gay club with two dudes pubes deep inside you?

>>216010815
bruh tornado

>>216010815
Why is there so many of her???

I remember this time this guy without any teeth told me about the time he and his uncle double-teamed his aunt and while he was behind his aunt eating her out someone was sucking his dick and it turned out to be his uncle. This happened in the remotest parts of nowhere, Kentucky so I’m inclined to believe him.

>>216010821
Did this in the Berghain

>>216010746
is that worth watching or is it just for mums? also i sometimes write down in a list in my notebook of films I've liked, looking back at the earlier entries they're a bit meh though, also the list was only supposed to be a sigma male movie list only but just devolved into any film I saw

based on my movies what'd you guys think i'd like to watch

>>216010815
There's a lot of pinkiepie there!

>>216010834
Talking in the mirror again?

>>216010845
continued

>>216010864
female handwriting

>>216010845
>Rocketman

>>216010864
>the little flags
omds

>>216010864
not allowed to do the top right flag

American man x English female is the natural order of things

bit baffled at the furore instigated by my uncle post
We aren't shagging we're just sharing a bed and started some pillow talk on food
If were were shagging why would we be talking about food?
we'd be talking about cocks

>>216010845
Remember kind of liking it but my mom would force us to watch it sometimes when she got home from work and she'd crank the heater to 80 degrees F and I remember it was torture. But Robert Altman is considered one of the underrated greats and I'm always close to rewatching it but never do.

>>216010864
>Writing page numbers in Roman numerals

Um!! xx

That's so cute !! xx

>>216010900
it's common for couples to talk about things other than sex after a shag since your respective sex drives have been satisfied so sex is the last thing on your mind

>>216010864
Memories of Murder was really good, think someone here recommended that a few weeks ago

>>216010919
we aren't a couple you daft cunt

>>216010919
Uncle Bruce ever get his chiko roll down your wollongong mate

>>216010942
missing the point

Decided on blood simple (1984)

the nigga is deffo shagging his uncle

Man it really fucking sucks that Jesus was a Jew

>>216010942
a situationship is it
or is he paying for your bussy

>>216010962
imagine if he was one of them stereotypical neurotic new york jews like woody allen

lmao

>>216010962
Rabbinical Judaism is a more recent religion than Christianity

How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

>>216010952
i think that's the coen brothers' first film
very boring as i recall

>>216010983
Cant explain that to atheists they're too deep in yid propaganda

omd rorke's idol

>>216010864
if you liked vanilla sky it could be worth watching Abre los ojos. if you liked fargo, fargo series 1 is good, 2+ are a bit shit.
If you liked north by northwest the third man might be good.

saw a shagger on /sp/ earlier today and he made me angry

>>216011025
HE MEK ME ANGERY

You can tell Adam reset his router by the flood of utterly dogshit posts

>>216011015
going to his account apparently it was his gf and they've just split up
bizarre people out there

>>216010938
Just realized i don't have parasite written down despite having watched it, was decent too
>>216011022
added those to my longer list of films to watch which comes before the sigmer mail movie list i showed

plebs really isnt a very good show but i liked it, good second screen content.

>>216011055
Some of those orson welles films are quite decent
lot more sovl than modern stuff imo

>>216011050
howmindraped.ru

https://youtu.be/UU36nuhUwQY?si=9fdKqf96NLaOh1H5
Vanilla sky!

>>216011075
lol evening spaki

Just shaved my pubes for the first time in 7 years. Holy shit

everyone is a stupid fucking retard apart from me

>>216011096
this but it's you instead of me (that is the retard)

just watched the new interview with tim curry and i want to cry

>>216011091
lowest i'll go is £50 quid for the whole thing, get it in a ziplock for me.

Bruvs got ginger pubes omds

>>216011091
m8 it's ten to 3 in the monring why are you doing it at this time?

>>216011115
This is hair from pubis. I can get 2000 bags by next Friday

>>216010845
>>216010864
>based on my movies what'd you guys think i'd like to watch
The Duellists

TRIAL. SENTENCE. EXILE.

>>216011137
i think that girl wants to have sex with me

>>216011144
um

>>216010845
I'm thinking Brazil (1985)
I'm thinking Witness (1985)

is this new?

my willy

>>216011222
would be funny if it wasn't AI slop

>>216011227
um...

>>216010998
I like it so far

i want to have sex with a woman

>>216010845
Watch Hell Drivers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mVrCWqZHl8

>>216011257
your entire family should be raped to death for being a yank and thinking you can steal someone's humble gimmick

>>216011237
it isnt

>>216011144
I LOVE THIS PONY!

How come british women are leaving British men en masse for Pakistani men?

>>216011270
:(

I've also watched nearly every bong film as well and those as sigma male films yet haven't even written those down either deary me, need to make sure to keep this list up to date
>>216011278
wait until the belgian poster is on and he'll tell you

>>216011278
They aren't

I look like Gio Scottii but a bit more masculine.

>>216011222
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760831108617091.mp4
mad what you can make these days

>>216011296
would shag you both

>>216011291
lol? British women are rejecting british men and choosing to breed brown. They want stronger, smarter, better looking kids…

you have to wonder why 4chan has so much discussion of cuckolding
you don't see this on any other website

mailing a poo

Told bro, let's rock
We gon' climb up and get shieldy at the top
https://youtu.be/2pQ8HyuTwOg?si=gJxen9j5EPL0EgFA

paging dr mouse

Imagine replying to it

>>216011309
Not everything you read on 4chan is true, Cody

>>216011289
bond, james bond*
>>216011310
/int/ in particular has had posters speaking about it for years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4pI6cTbBK8

My brain goes on autopilot when the israeli girl starts talking and I start thinking about what braces would feel like on my nutsack.

>>216011312
insane choon

>>216011325
You are naive

>>216011341
um

>>216011341
!!

>>216011339
you are knave

I really like the night posters here

she looks better before
can't understand the people who like this style of makeup

^_-

>>216011365
That's a bloke

>>216011366
hello pink...

>>216011357
i really like you too *blushes*

>>216011378
you never made a bad drink do you? would love to be sipping on that right now

>>216011379
nah

>>216011395
UM

Yummy!

Need Scotland rangebanned

>>216011413
Wouldn't be /brit/ without us

>>216011403
why did that get UM'd

bag bell car
or
crab leg lab

>>216011413
You're laughing but he actually got Glasgow rangebanned at one point he was that annoying. Don't know if it's still in effect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Day55X9p6o8
xx

>>216011433
It's not

Does mousey still enjoy the pot noodles and energy drinks??

Wish she’d drop a dookie in my gob.

I love this ugly woman

>>216011451
Does Zeidy suck black dick?

>>216011477
a refreshing treat...

>>216011477
looks interesting is it more cider or brandy?

PONIES ARE COMIN ON

>>216011477
New Jersey mentioned

Hey G, would you make me a sandwich? >>216011534
>>216011534
>>216011534
>>216011534
>>216011534

>>216011365
looks like my hecking animes

しゃべりながらプールで同時攻撃しかけてくるカワウソOtters Ambush Me in the Pool with Different Attack Styles!

Ok I Will Watch it !!

>>216011608
Post the link please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ednkH85RCAc
>>216011626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ednkH85RCAc

>>216011651
This is me and you

>>216011651
they're so rambunctious

>>216011651
I like how the link is in the name field, the thumbnail filename, then posted twice in the reply

>>216011668
KILL YOURSELF GINGERPAEDO YOU RAPED CUNT

rarity

>>216011690
smirking

>>216011651
They really are so adorable
I love them
Japanese niggas just have anything as a pet

>>216011702
been doing this non-stop for the past 2 months

>>216011743
I try to play video games but they become too frustrating

>>216011759
great song but still, kill yourself raped paedo

wanking my arse with a cock

>>216011759
homer simpson, smiling polity

>>216011771
that's not a song

>>216011772
at this time?

just lost my life savings on cathycoin

this style of facial hair urgently needs to go out of fashion
sick of it

Mumberg hates my kino film selection

suppose i might as well go to bed

>>216011858
Not in fashion though is it

>>216011893
maybe not in the US of A

Nobody ever talks about how depressing it is to have been a shagger when you were younger and then to have nothing later

>>216011885
nighty night

>>216011940
depression isn't real

Nobody ever talks about how depressing it is to have never been a shagger

>>216011880
Completely baffled by the decision you reached

'ween looms

>>216012002
lamenting the fact i wasn't born an american and have a cute new england girlfriend like that, instead had to be born in london

i deserve to have been born rich

Do you reckon we'd all be friends irl?

Saw swifties calling Charli XCX cokejeet kek

This dude's k/d ratio is undefined under the laws of math

>>216012073
Guarantee the guy in the white shirt is a tradie

>>216012073
what are chad and stacy playing at here

eating some milky ways

>>216012055
a big gang of mates

>>216012055
nah im too fat smelly and old

>>216012073
Thinking about it now, there were maybe 5 Italians at my high school and they all had hot gfs who they fought with in public and never broke up with

>>216012055
the age range may be odd but perhaps, i certainly wouldn't be mates with some posters here though

>>216012161
reckon ziedy would be a laugh in person

anyone else's dadberg yell loudly when they sneeze

>>216012204
is that the belgian one who posts the james cleverly stuff, why's he called that?

>>216012213
my grandad does massive hoots

>>216012229
he used to post in the dutch general as ziedbelg
not sure what broke his mind and made him come here

>>216012213
i think that's a dadberg constant across all cultures
>>216012247
black migrant from the uk who worked in the gherkin went to belgium and stretched out his yank girlfriend called katy and now he's gone absolutely insane like a character in a lovecraft novel and he's developed a whole new personality

>>216012288
>>216012288