The whitest thing you can do is making sure you are on the winning team
Europe is at the cusp of being overtaken by muslims and you are missing your one opportunity to be the token white guy convert that they will all instantly recognize as their leader to go command the brown horde to upend the whole system
If you don't have the adventurist urge to become an orientalist charging forth with the horde like Lawrence of Arabia or Jan Mourad you do not have the European spirit in you
If you don't have the adventurist urge to become an orientalist charging forth with the horde like Lawrence of Arabia or Jan Mourad you do not have the European spirit in you