Thread 216018846

fit edish

what the fuck is heathermong's problem with squirrels?

It's just crazy to me that someone got to nosh on prime jennifer connelly arse and pussy

>>216018747
>Yet they've changed Club's famous slogan from "if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join our Club" to "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—forever,"

We all know that one Rorke that doesn't play about his biscuits and chocolate bars.

>paid in full by motability
oh my days you're all such fucking mongs

Driving my red Jag to get my prostate checked.

Just smoked some EV driver at the lights in a 30 zone. Done him.

>>216018895
mad how much tax i've had to pay to fund this post

if you can dream it you can do it

>>216018922
I dunno, I've been doing stretches for ages and I can't even get the tip in my mouth.

the b in brit stands for benefits

benefit
receiving
incel
tribe

>>216018894
Lmao, I've only had the car six weeks so it's taxed until August next year
Previous owner was an old geezer, why the fuck were we letting these cunts buy a 3.0 supercharged sports saloon on motability

motorway says the jaguar is worth £7k

rorke finding out he's heir to the throne of bhenchodstan

*invites you into his mouse hole*

What's the area in the UK with the least amount of knobheads?

>>216018922
I dreamt I had sex with my waifu it was great.
Yet I know it will never happen because she's a fabrication, a figment of my imagination: (

almost one million cars for these "disabled" people to ride jaguars for free

>>216018945
yeah ok mate
anxiety or depression?

>>216018962
probably somewhere poncey on the south coast

>The Motability scheme provides cars to around 815,000 users, including around 40,000 luxury vehicles. It is open to people who claim a qualifying mobility allowance, most commonly through the personal independence payment (PIP).

oh my fucking days

>>216018962
I don't know but it's certainly nowhere south of York

>>216018958
awful make-up, especially the lipstick

disgusting what I just wanked to I feel ashamed

>>216018942
lol

he’s switched to Rorke posting omdz

small boat cronem receiving a G wagon from pip due to depression

benefit
receiving
incel
tribe

oak trees lose their leaves before maple at least judging by the view out my window

>>216018996
what was it

Is that jag actually a pip car lmao

Might have to get myself on PIP for anxiety so I can get a new car.

Heard Jags are all the rage at the moment.

bald
retarded
incel
twat

>>216019016
tiles

>>216018990
um...cheesed to meet you?

>>216018976
Naa I live in Brighton and it's teeming with knob heads

>>216019038
The return of the legend...

gfs dad making me a tea while I wfh toil at her house, PENG life

>>216019053
hove isnt

>>216019062
get him shagged

Any time skeptic man in?

>>216019062
Just not true is it

increase the age you can do porn to 25

>>216019069
Yeah it is maybe even more so since they're stuck up tarqs

>>216019082
mad how you think something rather normal isn’t true

>>216019084
rorke never wanking again

Near where William landed on our shores, the French cunt

>>216019062
seems like a pretty normal occurrence to me. has your life been devoid of pleasantness up to now?

raining
quite lovely

>>216019093
Just skeptical about people who brag about their life on the unemployed incel forum

done her

women keep getting radiation poisoning
>invent something
>die from cancer because of it

>>216019114
howd they get up the cliff

>>216019123
It’s a fair assessment but you’ll find quite a few normalish people about here

nth for the gyaldem

>>216019114
Looks peng

>>216018980
I had no idea this was a thing until recently. Crazy how millions or even billions can get spaffed up the wall without even noticing.

>>216019128
Get a job

>>216019114
and julius caesar

>>216019114
That's Cuckmere Haven, a good 10 miles or so away from Pevensey where William the Bastard landed.

What's motability?
Spastic vehicle?

>>216019114
he come on a small boat as well?

>>216019131
they used the sucker cups on the feet of the frogs legs they brought for food to scale them

>>216019170
Yeah thats Cuckmere Haven, hence why I said near - doing the walk from Seaford

>>216019114
we've been dealing with small bote cronem for 2000 years by now and we always fall to them

>>216019175
big flagship called The Mora laden with knights actually

william the cronemqueror

>>216019206
Bet you miss us now

mad how utterly shite zoomer tradies are always hire an old boomer tradie cunt if you can

2017 November 1, Byker, “Excreeshia gets an extra $600 on her EBT card by mistake and chimps out”, in soc.culture.african.american[1] (Usenet):
I could barely understand any of that bix nood. I wonder if the fish hooks in its bootlips had anything to do with that. I want to see the chimpout when they correct the error next week after the coon has already niggered the money away.

might get one of those new V-levels

Saw some BAMEs milling around outside on the street last night next to a brand new 25 plate Kia and sure enough it was motability

>>216019228
The Normans were as French as our Windrush generation are English, but I love your country and its people desu

>>216019128
remember when he threw a fit because someone donated only 1 dollar?

>>216019227
gay nigger porn poo screaming

>>216019242
my V-level is off the charts

>>216019172
Yes but it is now basically life support for the car industry because they've legislated them so hard they are forced to make hideous and expensive cars no one wants to buy so instead the state buys them to keep people in jobs and gives them out to migrants and grifters

Getting a Honda C125 on motability

>>216019231
Obviously old people have more experience you mong

>>216019231
Both are terrible. There doesn't exist a single competent tradesman in the UK.

are there seriously people getting free cars from our government because theyre poor?

>>216019281
didnt ask

>>216019249
True and same <3

>>216019299
oh sorry i thought you did

>>216019293
only person l've known with a free car is an older fella with MS

Did you lads know that the first Norman castle in England was built in ~1050 AD? I bet you didn't

>>216019249
well firstly 99% of Normans were ethnic french. only their ruling class were descendants of Rollo and his Norsemen. and they mixed with the native population immediately. Rollo married a french princess as soon as he was granted the lands by the king. his followers would have done the same.
they're as french as it gets really.

>>216019293
Hurr no you've fallen for right wing propaganda they aren't 'free' they have to pay for them using their PIP money (given to them by the state for free)

>>216019329
t. Dafydd ap Llllaghochoghyllynnog

>>216019327
What castle lad?

invaded and lost by a nigga called Norman oh my days

>>216019293
Go for a walk and check the vehicles you see:

https://www.motabilitycheck.com

Report your findings when you're back.

>>216019327
how's that possible

remember that time they sent a lizard to a DNA company and it came back jewish

>>216019293
Yes. It's so common just googling certain car models will autosuggest motability after the make

>>216019373
Going to do so when I get home. Rather loudly on the street.

the Jews are probably being manipulated by something
they arent the "chosen people" though (me I am)

just checked all the licence plates in my road

6/10 of them are on motability including a range rover that cost at least £60,000 and a 2024 BMW

>>216019329
Depends what you mean by French. Gaulish or Frankish.

>>216019374
Edward the Confessor's mum was a Norman and he grew up there while Cnut was king. Some Norman nobles came across during his reign.

that was tough. she had me on the ropes.

>>216019358
Richard's Castle in Herefordshire. Richard Scrob was a Norman knight in the service of Edward the Confessor, and he built a small castle to defend the country from Welsh incursions.

A small patch of wall is pretty much all that survives, and I think it's actually from a later date. Still, it's interesting to know that our first 'Norman' castle pre-dates the Battle of Hastings by a generation

remember that time someone dressed up in a big dollar and akezani jews started chasing it around?

>>216019420
What sort of dump do you live in where 10 cars are visible from your bedroom window?

>>216019420
There's a lambo urus with a blue badge on my street lmao

>>216019452
are you retarded or blind that you can't visualise a road with 10 readable number plates

>>216019452
every single residential street in ever single town and city in the country?

>>216019455
looks like a colourised photo of an Auschwitz prisoner

>>216019452
Fucking spastic

People in North and East Yorkshire have a very Anglo-Saxon look to them, quite Scandinavian almost. They're clearly descendants of the old English yeoman class. Head into the great cloaca that is the West Riding, however, and monstrous, deformed, Afro-Hibernian hybrids abound.

which didnt happen by the way

Right I've not seen another soul in an hour, what do I do if I see a small boat cronem??

>>216019457
Don't really see a problem with that, a Urus is just an expensive SUV and not really any different to driving something like an Audi Q8. Nowt stopping someone disbaled from driving one, it's not like it's a carbon tub supercar

dumb Irish

>>216019514
Is this about me?

>>216019455
I look like this but more inbred

Mad how AWS goes down and takes half of the fucking web with it

>>216019446
>>216019435
cool i forgot about edward the confessor being one reason the normans could invade

Half my parking spots in the road I live on have disabled markings on them. I know for a fact most of them are not disabled but it's easy to apply for a disability parking that you might as well do it.

>>216019497
bodyslam their boat from the top of the cliff

>>216019538
because it's the most reliable. if they had been on a different provider this would happen way more often. but no cloud service has 100% uptime.

Just walked past a yank on top of the cliffs, feel nauseous

>>216018894
Did they fix the motability checker?

Cuckmere Haven, hmm yes sounds lovely.

>>216019538
Good news actually maybe it will be a wake-up call for some.

big fan of the poster that’s having a lovely walk along the sea front

>>216019566
>they arrived one after the other in succession
me when on dover beach after spotting the small boat cronem

that isnt what a taut is

>>216019574
retarded recency bias haver

>>216019293
>because theyre poor
No, it's because they're claiming PIP for anxiety :)

>>216019585
>t. LLB in Criminology & Reparations from Leeds Metropolitan University

>>216019566
chocolate rain spotted

TAUT TUAH

taut pussy

imagine heathermong going for a walk along the cliffs, reckon he’d get heemd by a light breeze

Good news everyone!

NEW YEAR

NEW ME

Right made it to Cuckmere Haven - I'm finally safe.

Borderline
Retarded,
Irritating
Tories

Reckon I should get a breakfast butty today. Egg, bacon, sausage, brown sauce. It lush.

>>216019671
needs a deano estate and retail park

>>216019637
not interested jehovah witness *slams door on ur face*

>>216019671
is that where the boats land

"I will not be sending the most talented and best brain youth from Burkina Faso to go work abroad, they will stay in Burkina Faso to build their country." ~Ibrahim Traore, President Burkina Faso

>>216019705
Not while I'm here they won't

>>216019671
seen any crondem?

>>216019497
prepare to be arrested for thinking he's less british than you

>>216019726
corrrr you’re doing gods work show willy

>>216019708
>Traoré graduated from the University of Ouagadougou

Need to go track down these cars

>>216019596
Okay jeff don't you have more important things to do?

>>216019726
looks choppy

might have a wank
might not

>>216019671
See any small boats?

No way across this river. Thats it then, its over. Was gonna hike up the far cliff, oh well.

>emergency broadcast system broadcasts zombie apocalypse
>the """hacker""" came in and...

>>216019708
Worked out well for East Germany.

>>216019773
time to swim lad

>>216019782
would work out well for us if other shitholes had the same attitude

>>216019708
Leftypol screaming and shouting, stamping their feet

Ouagadougou push pineapple shake the tree
Ouagadougou push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right grab that child soldier by the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody

>>216019773
luv are scepter'd isle

>>216019771
not yet lad but got my air rifle with me just in case

my neighbours car says motability 99% but I took hiim to pick it up when he got it on autotrader

>>216019805
Great post

>>216019671
what daft moron put a fence in the sea

glod

>>216019773
*lures you up to the cliff and punts you off *
A tragic accident.. these cliffs are treacherous

>>216019805
psc

>>216019840
that's the whitby penny hedge

>>216019805
Saved

>>216019773
isn't that beachy head?
you might be able to see people jumping off lol

Any schizoaffective man in

any effervescent gyally demmy in

>>216019897
im the main character

any bellwether man in?

i think he tried to swim the river and was washed out to sea
rip seasidewalklad

Just went to check my car on it and realised I can't remember the reg

almost broke my glasses this morning after accidentally lying on top of them. the temples actually almost popped out of the hinges but I managed to put them back

normalise legging it full sprint at women when you see them walking the opposite direction on a dark nighttime street

Just drank 4 pints of milk, my life is a joke

rip seasidwalklad
welcome to /brit/ adriftwithhypothermialad

These were freshly ironed this morning, look how wrinkled they've gotten
Must be the humidity

>>216019943
Yes because plaid cymru are basically just labour. If not a little shitter. I do like me free prescriptions though

>>216019972
This is perhaps your most bizarre gimmick of all Spaino.

>>216019992
Retarded but ok

still laff at this one

would Jesus hate transgender people? or would he also not do anything that anyone else ever does

>>216019971
Kek

my lifestyle is rapidly converging with that of mousey

>>216019805
Ofcom wants to ban this harmless fun
Truly sick individuals

I would still love Jesus if he hated transgender people anyway

>>216020010
What do you like about them? Id love to know, which plaid cymru politicians you like and respect

look at his dog

>>216020055
little bugger looks chinese

>>216020052
You can't just hire dwarves. And dwarves cant be actors either ok?!

shot grey squirrels at the moon

>>216020032
Yeah but you’ve got actual freaks like heathermong and mousey who do probably need time away from 4chan

>>216020052
don't let this distract you from mbappe's trial over vile anti-elf bigotry

remember when david guetta ended racism?

shoot*
shoot grey squirrels with lead balls
shoot grey squirrels with glass like with an ice gun
cut their heads off

>>216020045
Llinos medi
I like that they are a Welsh party for Wales

nyeughh

today`s

Pocket Monster

of the day Is ..
Porygon-Z !!

in primorial times: >:o
in future times: :D
hard times make strong niggas

>>216020134
Not a real Pokemon. He’s a glitch like Missingno.

KINO

any doctors on? wondering what this is on my shoulder and if I need to see a GP

Some paki did a load of gas then drove into the wall of the church yard. Need him strung up by his bollocks

kill every fucking dog in existence

You ever wake up from deep sleep and it takes you fucking ages to even figure out who you are, where you are and what's happening around you? Happened to me this morning took me a few minutes to even realize I was awake still in my bed and I didn't even take anything last night

fuck sake fine I'll get on the video games

>>216018846 (OP)
baka

>>216020202
mix hydrogen permanganate with potassium chloride to make a bomb and blow up a grey squirrel park

eaten all my overnight oats and brushed my teeth like a big boy

>>216020202
dunno but I must pick up some cambozola from morrisons

>>216020202
Delete this post

>>216020202
That's just a bit of blue cheese nothing to be worried about

bout to go to the shop and it's SHITTING it down again was sunny five mins ago wtf is happening

>>216020208
why do you hate dogs rather than their owners

laughed a lot at that post so it's a shame it'll have landed him on a list somewhere

>>216020252
good I hope they have me on a list: the grey squirrel killing list

Hitler should've targeted both jews and muslims

bro got that dubai chocolate growth

>>216020202
get some sudocrem on it

>>216020271
he shouldve started killing animals and all of the trees/grass/dirt and targeted oysters to starve the (((Jews))) finally
>bbbut they filter water!
syabu baka

>>216020251
He’s Chechen Muslim

Never really found Michael Myers or any of his characters particularly funny. He has such a shit sense of humour

and theyre turning the frogs gay

Hmmm, not the best weeks sleep ive had

>>216020315
Back in the late 2000's early 2010's all it took to be funny to the effeminate middle classes was be a bit camp and loud
John Bishop, now there's a blokes comedian

NBA money is bonkers

Donald Trump summoned an ancient Egyptian god

>>216020372
reddit said WHAT

>>216019666
She needs to repent again

The double decker, the humble raisin and biscuit yorkie

>>216020388
Didn’t know we were on /sp/

>>216020391
Keir starmer is the political equivalent of sideshow bob continually stepping on rakes

mental after what was it 15 years of tories you're already gagging to get some giga-tories back in (now 100% more kosher)
madness

The double decker, the humble raisin and biscuit yorkie
Chocolate rain

did these really have energy giving properties like red bull?
if not why not?
where are the caffeine and taurine energy chooclate bars?

The Rorkian urge to hike the green hills of England listening to SS marching songs

>>216020436
Im not gagging for anything im cool and detached

>>216020388
Who the heck is 5 and 8, also where is wesbrook?

>>216020436
well the tories have won every election for like 50 years so not really that mental

Honestly believe many of Britain's problems can be solved by simply removing the top 1% most violent and criminal people from society. Just lock them up in a great big concrete asylum on a remote scottish island for the rest of their lives.

>>216020459
>chooclate

>>216020500
I don't see the point in keeping them alive

>>216020500
worked out for the anglo-saxons oi oi !

Taking what the HR people call a mental wellbeing day

I am a sensitive young man forging a path in a cold and uncaring world

>>216020500
Scotland already a big concrete asylum

>>216020459
It's pure sugar it'll give you some energy no more than any other chocolate bar though

Getting a coffee in a nice cafe beside the canal, it’s a converted gaol. All old stone. Raining outside too. It lush.

rorke pronouncing gaol with a hard G in front of the hoes (they're embarrassed for him)

100% natural chooclate

>>216020517
*yawns really loudly*
yeah? nice one m8
*walks off*

>>216020522
Might get myself out for an afternoon 'fee with the work laptop desu, don't do it often enough on wfh days and even though you look like a tryhard spastic it is nice

>>216020522
>It lush

>>216020500
i think el salvador did the top 10-20% of cunts, and crime basically went from nightmare dystopian gangland levels down to zero crime
they did have the advantage of all these gangsters getting tattoos identifying themselves as the problem though

>>216020388
That's what a union gets you
Ask the tube drivers and the RMT they'll tell you

>>216020548
will that stop the government raping the tax payer though? If you really wanted a better society punushing white collar crime is the way

that's dinner sorted then

>>216020522
>>216020547
Why don't you incels become friends?
You can bond over how you both want to rim a bloated alcoholic dosser then lose your virginities to one another.

Hike nearly over. Its been rorking it down

Might spend the day in bed

>>216020590
>combat the cost of living with my £30 rustlers burger

kek

>>216020590
Bigham up

>>216020593
no need for that mate. it not right

>>216020590
See the point of going out is you go out

really strapped for cash this week so a 30 quid ready meal is just the ticket

>>216020598
good bench location

im going to get a hare as a pet. how does that make you feel?

>>216020598
looks lovely that

>>216020606
really want to do this myself but got too much needs doing
not good for you anyway is it
mate of mine once said: the more energy you use up today, the more energy you'll have tomorrow
and i reckon he was right

Elegant Asian beauties

it's quiz night

car insurance renewal offer £536.37

So long Gay Bowser

>>216020670
It is, but my mate who I do the pub quiz with is not around so I shan't be going

>>216020664
Easier to get things done when you're already moving isn't it

>>216020590
i wouldnt spend 30 quid on a takeaway, let alone a ready meal

Got a job offer. Feel sick

Caller on Radio 2 standing up for Prince Andrew right now lmao

Mental how killing babies innocent of any wrongdoing it an human right that can't be infringed upon but suggesting we execute the 1-2% of society that makes life miserable for everyone else is seen as pure evil

>>216020710
whats his argument?

working with cyanide gas you can just smoke a cigarette

Was in Italy this weekend
Imagine being born in Italy
Being a real life Italian
Living the pasta pizza wine life and driving a little Fiat Panda and living to 140 years old despite smoking 20 a day since the age of five
Mental

>In the Generation I games, the television in the player's house says, "There's a movie on TV. Four boys are walking on railroad tracks. …I'd better go, too.", which is a reference to the film Stand by Me.
My Movie
of the Day Is ..

Stand by Me !!

>>216020727
he loves licking boot

>>216020590
Bighams saving the country one pre prepared meal at a time

>>216020727
He said he made an honest mistake and has good character

>>216020655
hope it gets freed from the hutch by a group of rabbits escaping the destruction of their warren by land developers

>>216020735
>Living the pasta pizza wine life and driving a little Fiat Panda
I can do all this now. You can't because it's very unlikely that you can even drive you friendless blogbore.

>>216020686
was on about university challenge etc but you could join a stranger's team and make frends

>>216020764
well thats me convinced

In Canada, they are kicking people out of their homes and taking the land off them because natives are winning court cases overseen by race communist judges
Utter insanity

>>216020777
Bizarre, baseless assumption

Accidentally making best pals with a child sex trafficker

Is leftypol really going to vote for a jew?