Thread 216020760

Dutch chicks with massive tits edition

danish

business idea: re-immigration cannon

poo smells lmao

wasn't prince andrew's "victim" a consenting 17 year old?

I HATE the EU

>>216020760 (OP)
All good and well till they open their mouth and you hear that god awful accent

Ukrainian brides.com

>>216020760 (OP)
they aren't massive, just big

eating aluminium hydroxide with a bicyclic ring drug antihistamine

>verificat1ion not required
isnt allowed :(

Right well that's the wank material sorted

>>216020817
When youve suckled on beach balls as a baby Im sure they are

my dick fell off

>>216020760 (OP)
That's not Dutch you mong

>>216020910
why didnt Australians just set all the trees on fire then?

6-7

>>216020954
sc

Well thats my Rorkian adventure done with - drive home back to the smelly incel bedroom

my handle just fel off my window
Don’t really know what to do now

The Andrew debate on Radio 2 is mental holy shit boomers are retarded

leftypol joining a legal terrorism organisation (one fighting for the brands and corporations)

>>216021025
oh yeah and the government

>>216021004
screw it back on you useless dickhead

>>216021004
Google it and give it a go

I’m feeling blackpilled
I’m feeling furious

>>216021033
There’s no screw hole on it

FREE FREE

WHOSE THREAD
OUR THREAD

Futurama Hit and Run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKPz3PE7_4s

>>216021044
>Rorke after the paki delivery bot arrived 5 mins late

hopefully this war in Pakistan is good for the poppy economy

https://x.com/Korea_Friend_UK
>22.8K posts
Honestly how much do you have to be paid to do this.

I want to buy adderall of this guy but what if it has fentanyl in it and I die

I really dont want to go to toil today. Last night was terrible.

>>216021123
win/win

>>216021123
just buy the next one up and adult version of the kids adderall version
find it yourself I am not going to go prescribe it to you over the internet

>>216021107
https://x.com/juche0071
>55K posts
Christ alive.
Leftypol in the flesh.

the government prescribes gaviston for stomach acid (and heartburn). insane how deep they are into this country

>>216021122
Shrek cum on the 'za

>>216021122
elton john dysentery

A clue to be gained?

nth for the baddiedem

>>216021123
Cut one into quarters, then one quarter into an eighth - swallow an eighth - see how you feel. Swallow a quarter - see how you feel. I see why you need adderall, this isnt that complicated

I don't get this gimmick

Got a load of anxiety for some reason. Need it to get to 5pm pronto so I can go out and have an alcoholic drink.

its my bloodright as a British person to get codeine. I should have it or ill start eating Chinese (Traditional) Medicine

maccies for me lads

>>216021265
what is maccies like in sweden?

>>216021004
if at first you don't succeed
rip it off

>>216021244
Can't metabolise codeine into morphine me. I know because I've abused copious amounts for relatively little action. Worried about any eventual post surgeries

cant even swerve to miss grey squirrels now without asking the company to make the computer do it thanks to GPS tracking. thanks John Deer

>>216021278
portions getting smaller and more expensive

>>216021278
It's the same overpriced slop everywhere.

>>216021294
skill issue

*does an outrageous chicken dance*
NA NA NA NA NA NA
RUNT life!

hello its the lad that was supposed to lose my virginity last night here
i spaffed in my pants and she kicked me out

>>216021305
Shrinkflation

Applied for a job where I matched the requirements perfectly and then got hit with a generic rejection email

Dutch girls must be punished for having big boobs

>>216021330
mental how badly he mindraped u

>>216021340
send them another and tell us all what happened

>>216021340
>where I matched the requirements perfectly
you said you were a white man didn't you

>>216021376
Rather implied in my name desu

>>216021403
DENIED
QUOTA OF 1 REACHED

>>216021420
Victim

>>216021330
that's not how you have sex

>>216021441
got him

>>216021441
sounds like you need pip

how and where do I find a goth gf in Britain?

>>216021490
too big

>>216021482
no need to respond lil bro you got cooked

>>216021189
They don't do them at my local Tesco :(

>>216021503
2017 November 1, Byker, “Excreeshia gets an extra $600 on her EBT card by mistake and chimps out”, in soc.culture.african.american[1] (Usenet):
I could barely understand any of that bix nood. I wonder if the fish hooks in its bootlips had anything to do with that. I want to see the chimpout when they correct the error next week after the coon has already niggered the money away.

>>216021490
They don't do them at my local Tesco :(

>>216021482
I already get it mate

HIS AUTISM HAS BEEN TRIGGERED GET DOWN

mad how im a maladjusted freak who will never have a normal human experience of life

on my lunch break
just started raining

>>216021503
my guy you got cooked by HR

>>216021534
shut up you spas always jerking off over nonhappenings

Female flatulence

>>216021552
OH MY DAYS
I bet this sounded jokes in your head

might apply for job

>>216021545
Getting a bit cold out isn't it. Trees are almost bare.

mental how badly I twist and mold nathans brain in the palm of my hand on a daily basis

>>216021572
you got triggered by the white man joke
it's ok

is it possible to induce a brain aneurysm

>>216021595
well he is retarded so

Hairy Brapper and the Order of the Smelly Girl Farts

>>216021583
could be dangerous

>>216021490
for me it's petite and trashy

>>216021611
yeah I better not
thanks

Are we going to do something about the women then or what

>>216021627
rape

For me it's alive and (preferably) female.
I'm getting desperate

What's a good career path to go into right now?

>>216021609
that is he is lad, not the smartest cookie

Hairy Brapper and the Chamber of Smelly Girl Farts
Hairy Brapper and the Goblet of Smelly Girl Farts

>>216021627
Pretty soon a lot of formerly socially liberal women are going to realise that brown communism means they aren't going to have a house and a cute dog and a range rover evoque on the driveway and the course will correct itself

>>216021586
was 0° this morning
almost enough to put a jumper on

>>216021651
professional poo prompter

>>216021490
Whitby

>>216021612
>>216021490

>>216021651
reform party MP

>>216021651
reform party MP

I need to get her pregnant

who's your favourite racist twitter poster, lads? I like are saskia even if she does give off 'wanked off an ahmed for a bag of quavers' vibes

>>216021490
There’s one that works at the local tesco. When I first saw her I was wearing New Rocks which she complimented. I stuttered out a “you too” and have never talked to her since. Shame cause she’s unbelievably gorgeous

>>216021733
hoe math is based

>>216021651
Changes every few years. Probably electrician, HVAC installer or something like that. A job in the trades that doesn't involve blasting your lower back and knees by the time you reach the ripe old age of 25.

Vikki Blows' musky tuppence

Vikki Blows' musky tuppence

>>216021733
don’t know how to use twitter personally

if time travel existed then there would be a queue to get Hilary Clinton pregnant and I wouldve seen it

>>216021733
Fun Enjoyer (@helpfulfella)

Sir 2,903,956

>>216021798
um

yeah, she would get it, id fuck her

>>216021834
mousenonce when he's perusing his pokemon collection

Sir Grey Bomber

>>216021860
I like lopunny ONLY

thinking about going for a buzz cut

Hate myself for being a lazy piece of shit

janny and the mods are having lots of fun pissing on each other's willies today!

anyone else get dry skin in their ears

Any facsimile of a real person itt?

>>216021883
Yeah it fucks me off to no end. Get it behind the ears too. Have to use sun cream to keep it moisturised

>>216021464
this is picture of janny too lol

my shoulder's starting to smell. think I'll go to the GP

if i was ranking everything in the world i'd probably put big tits as number 1

>>216021905
gay

>>216021006
what did they say?

>>216021940
cor had my hands on mouth on a fair few of these

>Finally take a week off toil after fucking months
>11:45 "Um sorry to bother you anon but can you give me a quick ring about this case"
FUUUUUCCKKKK THIS I'm NEET and PIPmaxxing

>>216021883
>>216021909
get the shower water filtered

>>216021830
that you then

>>216021969
>not establishing strict no contact policy during time off
oh my nahhh

:P

>>216021978
sc

laborious poo underway

>>216021969
just say no you coward

need a redhead to rub herself all over me so I turn red

>>216021969
>giving anyone you work with your phone number for the purpose of contacting you in non-emergencies

tell them you're not working and someone else can help

>>216022002
>in the middle of the night no cars on the motorway
what a pussyole

If a quick call from your boss when you are on holiday sends you into a meltdown you're either neurotic or you work somewhere not worth working.
If my boss asked me to do some actual work? Yeah no chance. But a call to just ask about XYZ while I'm off? No problem.

>>216021724
>>216021726
yoo-hoo, rorke!

>>216022025
have had this

>>216022002
It’s not a motorway and it was 8pm hardly middle of the night

>>216022038
It's both

>>216022065
shut up

>>216022083
I have tho

>>216022035
>>216022066

I only got my first job at 26.
I'm 36 now and doing fine, own a house and make over 80k a year but have not started a family.

>>216022104
no you don't be quiet

fizzy grapefruit tangerine blackberry pomegranate lemonade

>>216022002
>leaves welsh up
basee

>swimming in the sea on holiday
>hear my phone ring
>it's the personalised ringtone I've set to the boss
>sprint out towards the sun lounger so people don't think I'm neurotic

>>216022104
Me when I lie on the internet

get the grinches posted
especially that pic of the grinch sat having a fag in his car

that feeling when you first enter the fanny corrr

>>216022103
It is
Five mins of your time
Keeps the work flowing back at base
Makes you look good
Best five mins of 'work' you'll ever do trust me

>>216022173
um ok?

>>216022163
lol he really rattled your runtcage didn't he

>>216022174
work keeps flowing because you put a plan in place before you go and the people you work with are competent, you don't need to stay permanently available to intervene

>>216021744
hahahahahahahahahahaha

Wish Emma Watson would sit on my face and fart.

>>216022208
Shut it you go wash your bum

>>216022203
Plans change sometimes
I don't take my work laptop with me ever but I will take a call if needed
People who actually work on holidays are freaks

ohh the misery every rorke wants to be my enemy

mad how scotland, wales and ireland don't have a single church worth seeing between them

Need to have a wee but im strength my bladder so i only need to go once a day

>>216022252
I dont care about coal-burning guys but that is gross though

>>216022259
Mad how you’re completely wrong but I’m not going to tell you where a good one is because I fucking hate English people and don’t want you to come here

>>216022259
St davids "cathedral" is cute

going to play Pokemon go soon and if they havent opened my gift yet then it is what it is

Hate myself and want to die

Might go to Italy for the weekend. Just have a little pop round, like nipping down the shops really isn't it

Love myself and want to live

>>216022318
Got myself a 100% Rayquaza the other day, best mon in the game I reckon

>>216022333
Cheer up sad sack. Play some vidya and hang out with us and post about poo.

never forget what ((((they)))) took from you

>>216022354
true. I risked it to get one raquaza (15/11/15)

>>216022259
if only we could compete with the architectural beauty of england's mosques

Right it's half one and 10% of the working week is over, better get started

>>216022289
Except I'm not wrong, am I. You are very angry as your lack of worthwhile heritage has been highlighted.

We all hear about how the Welsh have been Christian since the Romans were in Britain, and how the Irish 'saved civilisation', and yet between them they have neither the antiquity nor beauty of ENGLAND's churches.

>>216022372
you can make that 100%, silver bottle cap is available next month

>>216022354
and mega energy from 2 raids
I reckon raquaza is used for raiding so only attack matters

>>216022368
looks shite and tacky

>>216022386
>silver bottle cap
What's this then

>>216022343
Literally just did this, this weekend

>>216022368
wonder if theyll start removing maccas playgrounds cause no one has kids anymore

a beat bag pal
or
a lab bat page

sex sex

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Wonders_of_Wales

>Daines Barrington, in a letter written in 1770, refers to Llangollen Bridge as one of the 'five wonders of Wales, though like the seven wonders of Dauphiny, they turn out to be no wonders at all out of the Principality'
>no wonders at all out of the Principality

Got a cough that won't go away
Hope it's the end

Pengland

>>216022002
love left wing cunts doing this like they think it will achieve anything

no going back now, the left is dead as fuck lol, muslims out of UK.

What's your halloween costume this year?
Me, I'll be wearing a black latex dildo suit.

>>216022466
um

It it Rorked made

i invented poo

>>216021490
You don't, these girls only exist on the internet as a roleplay to market their onlyfans to incels

>>216022411
They did for my local McD’s

on the milky way magic stars

Egyptian deities
would

>>216022478
booby wall

Might play Metal Gear Solid 2

>>216022509
filthy bugger *slaps you*

Sometimes, I like to imagine myself as one of Offa of Mercia's soldiers, back in the age when he revoked an ancient law barring Anglo-Welsh intermarriage so that his men could claim the wives of the many Taffs that they'd slaughtered.

accepting nominations gor the Seven Wonders of /brit/

brain not good

Mental how all of central Asia was White lands until turkomongols took it over

>>216022539
whereas in real life muslim scum are raping and killing your birds and you do fuck all but post shite online

they hate straight white porn. thats sad!

When's the last time you went on holiday abroad and where did you go?

>>216022503
based beyond belief

>>216022556
reading about bactrian kingdom and that was mad. thought never curred to me what happened to the places after alexander the great died
well except egypt and stuff
but mad even places in central asia lasted centuries

>>216022572
1987, yugoslavia

Reminder that the grim, fascistic McDonald's of the present day had its origins in Australian cafe design

>>216022587
wonder what this lad's parents think of him

What if we all stopped arguing about stupid shit that doesn't matter

>>216022567
It's also reality that your 'people' have been reduced to scratching a living in the barren hills of Western England - often erroneously termed 'Wales' - having forgone your language and customs in favour of ours.

Hashtag based, as the kids say. LOL.

hes got the serious hat on

>>216022628
Most people here are not physically capable of that

>>216022587
Seen her peen

>>216022611
>I promise I'll stop cutting myself now I've got no tits

>>216022612
supposedly maccas and a bunch of companies use us as a test market cause we gobble up a lot similarly to americans
the whole mccafe stuff was started here

>>216022626
In 80% of cases this happens because the mum is a massive fag hag who encourages her son to trans and the dad is too weak to put his foot down over it.

>>216022611
I could have saved her…

Always feel bad on wfh days where I don't do anything
I'm just such a fucking softie how do you guys do it

>>216022628
well the thread would probably slide off the board so probably best we don't do that

Oy fink dat de free larst pousts in dis fread wuh rother schewpid

>>216022664
based gobbler

>>216022628
people here have no other outlet to achieve something in life other than trying to win arguments with other retards in /brit/

*does a super zesty outrageous dance*
NA NA NA NA NA NA
RUNT life!

>>216022572
Italy this weekend, met the mrs at the airport straight from work on Friday evening and we got back last night

>>216022687
Yes, you're the singular exception

Sacked tranny's plump gyno

>>216022685
Thought she was a downie when I first saw her

ok

i don't really argue with people just here to kill time annat tbf

>>216022695
tarq cunt

oh nathans getting wound up

>>216022628
You grow out of arguing online at a certain age

ill need to be setting off to work in 15. hate it. hate my job. hate my life. ive got half a mind to turn off my phone and go sit on the bed for a few hours. quit via text. quit my job. quit my life.

How do you know if it's a nervous breakdown and not just normal

>>216022611
who gets the titties after they cut them off?

>>216022572
2011
Turkey

I really don't have a life of any kind
sometimes I watch youtube videos of airports and planes and they talk about things being out of date or unfashionable and theyre things that weren't even there when I last went abroad

never been to wales or scotland or ireland

in fact only been out of my own county half a dozen times in nearly 15 years

>>216022633
>having forgone your language and customs in favour of ours.
you cunts are literally doing that right now for 90 IQ muslim rapist scum

genuinely cannot comprehend how cucked english people, capital is a muslim shithole, jesus fucking christ.

I am 21 years old attending university while living at home with my parents. I have around £15k in a 4% cash ISA and feel like I can do more with this money. Is there anywhere else I can put it, or anything I should be investing in with this money?

>>216022735
Ktim Henman

>>216022572
Doxxable info, was only last month I went on a trip

>>216022744
a normal breakdown?

>>216022572
went to Barbados with the missus in July

>>216022775
tyrannosaurus rex phenotype

>>216022775
Mouth like the Pit of Sarlacc

>>216022782
Uploaded any cuckold videos?

>>216022775
NEOLIBERAL TEETH

why is everyone a tranany now

>>216022724
...yh

>>216022777
Yeah

>>216022572
Australia, November 2006

>>216022829
social contagion.

>>216022810
get off the internet mate it’s not good for you

>>216022735
What do you do?

>>216022751
English is the language of the world, the language of international travel and diplomacy and science. English was the first language spoken on the Moon. English is the most learned language on Earth.

Welsh is spoken by a handful of yokels in the hills of Llandyddebraghaghochyllen, whinging about how they'll 'reclaim Lloegyr one day!'

Building a dirt house

>>216022829
It's a trandemic

>>216022863
Try telling that to rorke, he won't listen

>>216022572
went krakow for a stag do in 2017. they were people I knew from school and I haven't even spoken to any of them since don't know why I was invited

>>216022863
more of a dig a 1x1holesman on my first night in minecraft

>>216022858
and now the english are being replaced by 90 IQ muslim scum who hate you and rape your women and children and blow them up in concert halls and you sing "don't look back in anger" (unless it's some yank monkey who dies like george floyd, then it's RIOTS).

>>216022572
Sharm El Sheikh, 2009

Just went to brit/pol/ and that freak Josh is still the talk of the town
What a shithole that place is

>>216022827
scream

>>216022891
can we lure him here? heatherpedophile would freak

>>216022882
no doubt they just invited you to be kind in case you did hear about the trip but you accepted like a social spasoid and they resented you for it and spent the whole trip chatting shit and laughing behind your back

tired of hearing leftypol explain to me why reform will be bad for the country when i step outside and all i hear is foreign mumbjo jumbo all i see is mystery meat from fuck knows what corners of the earth and every other shop is a foreign money laundering scheme

if not reform then what? cos you can lick my hole if you think im ever voting for labour or conservative again

>>216022882
they probably all just wanted a laugh at your expense

>>216022895
clips his moustache every day but hasn't shaved for half a week
what manner of man is this?

>>216022920
leftypol knows labour are shit so don't even try to defend them

>>216022920
vote green brother

>>216022920
I think to some extent the real leftypols understand this and are voting Green or whatever
It's the Keep Voting Neoliberal lads I don't get

>>216022895
KWABOTY

>>216022920
where are you hanging around where you even hear ‘Leftypol’ saying this? Everyone I know and their dog wants them all sent back

>>216022920
left wing cunts have NOTHING left anymore so they are just desperately coping with regards to reform. they don't seem to realize a significant amount of people already grasp the existential situation of this country and will go to any measures to stop it

they're desperately hoping that ugly goblin cunt zach polanski will beat them, because a party that supports open borders will definitely win lmao

all left wingers are traitors

important message: https://x.com/uncle_deluge/status/1980117171679473830

>>216022920
it's very funny how angry leftypol gets when you tell him you're not voting tory
it's almost as if he knew they're lefty patsies this whole time

>>216022932
NEET billionaire Paki

>>216022572
sicily this summer then berlin

>>216022889
And the Welsh brand themselves Wēalas, 'foreigners', in their own country. Everything framed against the English who subjugated them.

Sad!

>>216022769
Go all in on bitcoin

The UK is a nasty place with nasty people

Don't want to be a sexist but women are just fucking shit at videogames and I will expect to lose if I have a female on my team

>>216022980
nah nowhere near as sad as what you genuine cuckolds are doing with muslim SCUM.

>>216022956
Still Phil

Republic of Ireland
France
Belgium
Netherlands
Luxembourg
Spain
Portugal
Gibraltar
Italy
Austria
Switzerland
Slovakia
Germany
Sweden
Denmark
Czech Republic
Greece
Turkey
Cyprus
China
India
United States of America
Canada
Mexico
Cuba
Egypt
Israel

I have visited all of these countries

>>216022991
same not a sexist but I despise women and think theyre all stupid and evil

>>216022920
Because leftyfreaks like these things because they annoy you, that is all, they don't care about things being 'better', they only care bout making life worse for white people who have their shit together in some meaningful way, they are resentful destructive freaks

>>216022975
what a life

>>216022971
isn't that concerning though cuz if thats true why are all the torie mps jumping over to reform? we'll just end up with the same problem

>>216022920
country is gone mate no party will stop immigration because turning the tap off will be economic suicide. the options are continue the status quo with red or blue, vote farage and let him sell off what's left of our public services to his mates or vote green and see if they follow through with a wealth tax and maybe you have to deal with some extra gay pride celebrations a year

>>216022920
leftypol is just extremely desperate right now

>>216022829
didn't this bloke have a wife and kids too

countries I’ve had sex in:

England
Wales
Greece
Spain
Dominican Republic

countries I’ve had sex in:

countries I've had sex in:

England
Scotland
United States of America

>>216022829
Because being a woman, even a fake one, is socially vastly better than being a man in today's society

countries I've had sex in:
The Philippines
Thailand

>>216023053
the greens support open borders and giving brownoid "refugees" the right to vote, they will never win

>>216023069
countries I've had sex in:
England

countries I've almost had sex in but couldn't get an erection:
Wales
Scotland
Ireland
Spain

Simply not voting for a gay, polish jew

The argument for immigration being necessary for the economy is obvious bullshit. Economists are liars as Roman Catholics priests were.

Um, lads...?

>>216023111
um

countries i've had sex in:

france
germany
england
spain
portugal
italy
greece
switzerland
romania
estonia
USA
canada (québec)
denmark
sweden
russia
japan
cuba
brazil
malta

>>216022835
Daddy?

Countries I've had sex in:
Thailand
Cambodia
Indonesia
Vietnam
Philippines

>>216022572
bradford

irish woman on the next generation who forced herself on riker

>>216018846
>>216018846

seething female journalists saying that old man sperm is "selfish"
rly makes u think about who really is the news

>>216023121
what’s wrong with ur wilbert

>>216023166
you should be fucking shot

countries I've had sex in:

>>216023092
screaming
greentwerp is in here every day with this argument

so we're just not going to have one huh

AN DER GUNS AN DER BAMS
AN DER GUNS AN DER BAMS
IN YAR HED
IN YAR HED

>>216023227
>>216023227
>>216023227

>>216022474
>>216022474
>>216022474
new

>>216023151
un status: wrong