Thread 216026546

alex jones edition

zutt

am bottom

>>216026567
...get on my knees?

Here we all are then

We’ve been tearing through threads today

I've been taken unwell

>>216026583
Mental that she ruined her life just to get back at her dad for something trivial
Makes you think

Are you okay?

>>216026583
why did she do it

You FREAKISH INCEL
*punches myself in the head*

Remove all niggers from the UK and put an anime girl in charge

>>216026611
what’s her name then

28lb mortar wagging

got pongy mackerel breath

im not human
nothing makes me feel pleasure
i feel something all the time, its not good but i couldnt tell you what it is
best i can do is distract myself until i fall asleep

Busker outside lidl is playing the viola.

nth for the baddiedem

>>216026646
Alri caberge

poo

fucking twat shift manager (warehousetoil) has decided that for haloween they're going to play that monster mash song on loop for evening/ night shifts all week. literally 2 hours and I've already had enough

just had my arse zutted

infowars DOT COM

Do your civic duty. Report the belgian flag poster. He’s not welcome here and needs to get it through his head

>>216026614
horny innit

just spent £90 on the Morrisons order. Got some absolutely peng food bits coming tho

Time for a cuppa, innit.

>>216026669
god I wish

>>216026676
didn't they do that as torture in abu ghraib

>>216026631
THIS

>>216026676
cruel and unusual punishment

Are millions of people in america really protesting? Is trump going to be lynched

>>216026711
it would not surprise me if warehouse managers got the same training

the slampig at work would get it

My gfs dad has put an old bike flash light inside of a scream Halloween mask and has attached it to his drone, so that the face is lit up. He plans to fly it around the neighbourhood on Halloween scaring people. Not a gimmick post or made up scenario.

Alex Jones is a crisis actor

>>216026712
No niggers allowed faggot wanker cockel monger

>>216026712
Brown anime women make me diamonds. Why did the japs do this to me, this is some unit 731 shit.

*ahem* Civic duty status?

>>216026632
shamima

>>216026730
yes

glof

>>216026730
no

got my where's wally boxers on

no headphones allowed either by the way so I can't even block this. who thinks this stuff is fun?

6 more hours and I'm going home and seeing if I can change my shifts this week

snood

skuking a glof blal

>>216026744
sounds like he's going to hurt someone's child and go to jail

>>216026730
just mentally ill city dwellers chimping out

Doing a watch

>>216026730
the one certainty i have in life is that american left wingers are completely impotent embarrassments, it's a shame they're killing leftism all over the west with their silly beliefs though

just copped the new winter ’cket

nya nya nyan!

Automobile Association raising the cost of my breakdown cover by almost 30%. I've got a good mind to break down 30% more often.

Mad how they released all the gay sex photos from abu ghraib but not the ones of the female guard getting bummed

>>216026730
...
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BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP
NON BRITISH CULTURE DETECTED
NON BRITISH CULTURE DETECTED
INFORM THE JANNY AT ONCE

Noticing a distinct lack of banned Belgians…

feeling neoliberal

>>216026808
need cute asian gf that wears this

broken down once on the M40 and managed to get the car off at the next junction

sir gay retard

>>216026796
>cat berg
The little bastard is a director and I've been housing and feeding him for years

>>216026836
it’s all in the teeth

Remove all kikes from britain

>>216026744
I plan on turning off all the lights and drawing all the curtains to pretend I'm not in

Sir Belgian Reporter

>>216026816
mad how she got a lighter sentence because she said the guy made her do it, and the other woman has a website where she maintains his innocence
shouldve all been killed

>>216026808
Wish I still had a thing with the ex proto gf so I could buy it for her

>>216026742
Theres a huge one here who would be semi-pro model tier if she was normal weight

where is glasgow

>>216026892
in america

>>216026843
I haven't driven on a motorway for 12 years

>>216026892
kentucky

>>216026816
is it wrong to get boner at the gay photos

>>216026809
someone cup kayoko's ears

why does the british culture scanner 3000 have to curse so much?

Keep hitting the Return button but I'm still stuck in current year globohomo

>>216026856
ktim

>>216026910
that's between you and your god

Post bladerunners

the dog from abu ghraib is probably dead now

>>216026744
based

>>216026809
i started playing this, spent like 2 hours skipping the story to get enough currency to get the shupogaki girls and then uninstalled the game like 2 days later

good game

>>216027000
got abu ghraibies

what's the next for the uk after the resignation of starmer?

west ham

>>216026892
On their way, been held up by some prick pushing his car into a layby on the M40

>>216027026
Andy Burnham probably

>>216026744
utterly based
the world needs more silly japesters

>>216027026
>starmer
>leftist
Starting to believe we are a country of midwits.

>>216027026
>starmer
>lefty

lel he literally ran a years long purge of leftiesnoutnof the labour party

im feeling quite neoliberal :)

reform are establishment glowies and they only exist to make you believe your people won

1360 quid Pip aristocratic here. My Samsung goonbook is on the way. My new garmin watch is still not here despite being almost 3 weeks though.

>>216027055
>>216027052
No true leftist

>>216026818
AI has taken another job
Who's next?

the jews made my coffee cold

>>216027076
yeh sure so lets all vote green instead

Oh we're doing the "actually if you want to get rid of the immies you should vote Green" from two threads ago thing again are we

>>216027052
>>216027055
leftism is dead as fuck, it literally means nothing now

your average left wing cunt still supports mass immigration, the ideology does not exist.

Just witnessed a fannoise on outer /int/

I'm a single issue voter: I don't like muslims
Reform isn't harsh enough on them for me, so I'm going to vote for the Islamic Party of Great Britain

The two axis of the political compass should be
Woke - Chud
and
Neo-liberal - Human

>>216027110
No shit but right wingers support it too, mainly as a tool for infinite economic growth and infinite birth rate growth. They simply want an infinite number of slaves

I got a tax rebate despite not working in over 2 years lol, 1150 quid. Piplad cannot stop winning. Government throwing money at me.

>>216027126
where might this be found exactly? so I know where to not look x

>>216027013
heh

>>216027154
outer /int/

>>216027144
>No shit but right wingers support it too
no they don't, i'm not talking about the establishment right or left, neither of which are actually left or right

i'm talking about actual left wing voting idiots

>>216027126
thought the post with it was rather rude though if I'm honest

Adam's latest dogshit dollhouse character is out I see

>>216027170
thanks for nothing you thick prat

>>216027191
you fucking mong

>>216026808
*drizzles you with maple syrup snd starts munching away *

brushing my neoliberal teeth

>>216027208
shut up you stupid twat

>>216027191
>>216027208
shit bastards

zach polanski has to be the ugliest cunt in british politics right now, cunt's even uglier than dianne abbott haha

>>216027191
>>216027208
>>216027236
>>216027242
bunch of cunts

>>216027242
you can kiss my arse as well you deformed cunt

>>216027270
>>216027261
>>216027242
>>216027236
>>216027208
gimps

>>216027255
he’s GIVING predator

Sitting next to a lump of biomass on the tube. Why do they smell like wood smoke?

>>216027255
Zack Polanski, real name David Stephen Paulden.
Famously claimed he could hypnotise women to make their breasts larger, and charged money to do so.

>>216027242
>>216027261
get a fucking life mate haven't you got anuthing better to do than call people names on the manchurian berry picking forum
clear off

The Turkish girl I’m friends with just sent me a load of pictures where she’s wearing a black tank top. She’s not wearing a bra and I can see her nipples through her top. Don’t think she noticed so I shan’t mention it.

His name was David Paulden
His name was David Paulden

>>216027291
oh my days

Haha, yeah? mental that..

*finishes another book*

Tic toc losers

oh
my
god

>>216027300
She knows.

I have never 'finished' a 'book'

>>216027300
course she noticed you stupid mong get in there

>>216027311
the raped

>>216027278
Fuck off you fat spastic

zach poolanski

>>216027321
>>216027336
I doubt it because she’s quite conservative. She told me she’d only ever have sex if she got married

>>216027321
>>216027336
you lot sound like virgins, she obviously made a mistake

>>216027297
Yeah you gonna make me then or what? Silly tosser

>>216027300
seen you talking about this before so I know you’re not larping, just bloody shag her you lunatic

im not saying zach polanski is related to roman polanski, but the fact that they have the same second name is suspicious no?

>>216027291
Also he's a gay jew (bad)

are Dua's passport photo

>>216027363
fuck you stupid prick

or maybe zach polanski changed his name because he idolized roman polanski? it's possible, unlikely but also very probable.

>>216027383
That's the Online Safety Act bypassed

>>216027383
why does she have paper clips in her ears is she a bit of paper or something? ahaha

leader of the greens is a Jew, leftoids are so inconsistent. Calling for from river to sea on Monday and attending a Jewish conference on Tuesday

>>216027356
not a mistake, more like she doesn't care

hickory dickory dock
forced to suck bros cock

god is real and he hates you

>>216027393
leave him alone dickhead

>>216027409
it's because jewish left wingers out-mentally-ill them and they are impressed by it

BRING BACK WOKE

or maybe zach polanski changed his name because he loves Poland and skiing? it's possible, unlikely but also very probable.

>>216027409
rorke thought he had something here omdz

>>216027315
umm

>>216027443
Bizarre how this made them seethe

Will everyone calm the fuck down please there's no room for all this hate and anger here

>>216027452
he has your mums cock faggot

>>216027442
say something zieds dont be shy x

nobody cares stop samefagging about pol shit from months ago you tedious retard

Right so who owns desuarchive then

Going to get a gtx 5070ti I think with my pip bucks

>>216027483
you're right lad
love all the /brit/posters me
love norn
love england
love wales
love scotland

>>216027424
vile strumpet

lots of basterd benchods itt

>>216027452
you sound sad :(

>>216027409
Rorke thought he ate here

luh 40 year old boyfriend neck luh quicksnap
mmhmm da rope be squeakin

>>216027476
and this basic inclusion made rorke seethe

mum's still moaning about being called a trilobite

>>216027521
shhhhhhhhh

>>216027513
wanton strumpet*

>>216027521
Remember to report this parasites posts

>>216027443
this image is iconic, literal racial supremacy in advertisement form haha

Imagine being indian lol

>>216027383
it's illegal to wear jewelry in a passport photo

>>216027523
heard u the first time nathan

dad still reeling over being called a gigabyte

>>216027517
Who you calling a benchod?

>>216027548
i don't mind indians, they hate muslims too

the laugh that ended leftypol's entire career

Me learning about British culture straight from the horse's mouth

>>216027571
scrmng

Shopping turned up. Have a look and its only a blonde White woman. Corr I'm thinking bit of flirting over the shopping. Opened the door and she was about 65 ffs.

>>216027577
alri wommy wobinson

FASHION

cummy cummingson

sam altman, the chatgpt fella is jewish and said his jewishness informs everything he does.

Report the parasite. He’s bad for the thread.

Glad we're all friends again

>>216027300
Say her nipples look like bullets and if she goes weird just ask her has she not seen League of Gentlemen?

>>216027627
fuck up and die

>>216027599
and this stopped you why?

anyone remember r/racetransition
it was a subreddit for indians discussing strategies to larp/pass themselves off as latinos (they knew they couldnt pass as white)

>>216027355
>>216027356
Shan't be fooled. No woman, much less a conservative woman, exposes herself so blatantly. She is giving you a sign. A signal. Conquer me like your strong boys conquered Abyssinia, make your advance like in Gallipoli, force my surrender she says. I'm in estrus and my ottoman womb yearns for your strong british seed. Only you can provide for the honest Turkish woman I am.
You would be a fool to ignore such obvious signals. Consider yourself warned.

>>216027622
can't tell which posts are his

>>216027644
pscrtim

>>216027634
So this is nathan

Don't rise to it

>>216027651
>onquer me like your strong boys conquered Abyssinia, make your advance like in Gallipoli, force my surrender she says. I'm in estrus and my ottoman womb yearns for your strong british seed. Only you can provide for the honest Turkish woman I am.
wow. you are such a poet franon

>>216027651
>>216027356
>>216027336
>>216027300
it's AI you stupid bitch

I'm gay da boo dee a boo da

>>216027634
CWLTSHC

For sale: Baby shoes, never worn

It's Diwali today which means if you live near Indians you'll have the joy of them shooting fireworks until the early hours of the morning

>>216027634
Whats he trying to say here

>>216027694
literally JUST heard fireworks going off in broad daylight lmao

>>216027614
turn to the left
turn to the right

>>216027693
Because why the fuck would a baby need shoes

>>216027693
alri Richard from bb

>>216027521
This is the parasite. Report his post. Also report the Belgian flag poster. He’s bad for the thread.

>>216027718
baby rodeo

For sale, XS condom, never used.

>>216026178
my ex was polish and got me addicted to zurek

barely managed to kick the habit but now that you've reminded me I have to stop at the polski sklep and stock up on sour rye concentrate and smoked slaska sausage

>>216027694
fireworks are based tbf

>>216027732
It's just an interesting image I'm reposting mate it's not that deep

>>216026899
how come

hellos

>>216027622
>>216027546
>>216027732
fomnyeg

>>216027755
interesting how

>>216026611
>ruined her life
how so? nothing bad happened to her really. women live their life consequence-free.

>>216027523
>>216027521
>>216027600
>>216027644
>>216027759
>>216027745
>>216027776
all of these, parasite

trans rights
trans POWER

>>216027754
Not when they're letting them off in the road they're not
Southall is going to be chaos though I don't suspect you'll see anything on the news about it

>>216027770
Dunno just makes me think

>>216027481
holy shit

>>216027767
crying at this
is this the korean equivalent of accidentally saying nigger while streaming

>>216027776
I cry evry tim

Do your civic duty and report >>216027776

>>216027799
about what

>>216027776
*snaps*

Sat in my cold house in silence posting on /brit/

>>216027824
dont post that :(

>>216027026
another labour PM, and ankther and ankther until 2029, by which time rorke will be bored of reform and will vote tory mark my words

bradley when you past him on the train >>216027795

>>216027746
ever shag her up the arse?

>>216027795
>>216027837
>>216027767
parasite

>>216027819
Society and that

would kill myself if i had a small willy like i'd actually not be able to cope
imagine being like four inches hard that'd be way too much to bear

>>216027521
need to boil some eggs brb

i've got weak arms but very strong legs

>>216027847
roar

>>216027824
kek
needs a chalk outline

>>216027865
haha yeah...

>>216027861
okay

Been a proper unhinged monday

>>216027859
evil ghoul

>>216027865
:/

>>216027880
show us x

>>216027847
yelping

>>216027548
>the sheer volume of it just breaks me internally
poo
in
loo

get the fireworks lit

>>216027884
if its unhinged, wouldn't that make it an 'improper' monday?

Massive news stories in the UK in the last few years include:
>A tree got cut down
>A drunk woman fell in a river
>A Spanish man kissed a Spanish woman at a women's football match
Deeply unserious country

>>216027874
how much can you leg press

no more Belgians
Mousey on the ball today

ah yes div-ali is it, get the sodding fireworks exploded rorkey pops

4 inches is too small for a white man I don’t believe you

Really short, me. 5'6. I've made a great stab a life, good job, got some money, nice (short) and cute gf, I'm social and confident, funny, and handsome face. But it is blackpilling to know that if I were 6'0 I would have absolutely cleaned up. Would have spent my late teens and early 20s shagging anything that moved and would probably be making even more money now (It's well known that height also correlates with earnings).

>>216027874
blud said

pounding cute /brit/cel boys in the arse while their useless little four inch clittys flap around

>>216027938
grow up

>>216027938
Not true, I’m 5’8 and cleaned up. Face is king

>>216027548
lad should just ignore the internet and women some humbled indian bitch will be gagging for it eventually

four inches isn't that small

>>216027920
redley walsh

microscopic dick and canteloupe balls

>>216027874
filthy archosaur

>>216027965
It’s in the middle of average and micro penis, it’s small

>>216027938
chin up pal

Almost another edish gone by
Where does it end

>>216027965
if it doesn't stick out at all with one hand wrapped around it can you even call it a cock

>>216027938
*crouches down to look you in the eye*
come again?

we've been speeding through threads today
not sure it sets a good precedent

what if you woke up green one day

29 years old and never kissed or had sex with a woman who isn't an escort, me

doctor poo cancelled
haha

>>216028008
hmm can't argue with that
>>216028020
depends on the hand

>>216028050
DC;VR

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

>>216028051
All condom sex?

>>216028049
you're next

off home
bit of rdr2 tonight and some dead easy garlic and olive oil pasta for tea

>>216028062
Not for me as I'm a straight white man

My dick is 5.5 but I am also short so it doesn't look silly
Imagine being 6'0 plus and having a todger that big haha

>>216027954
um

>>216028098
doesn't sound very nutritious

>>216027634
his dad looks very quare

im basically a serf

10cm and skinny

>really short
>5'6
>average male height worldwide 5 ft 7.5 inches
Hmm, yes. Quite

>>216028139
what colour is your thatched mudhut?

my flaccid penis length is 4 inches and it looks fucking tiny

the penis in question
https://files.catbox.moe/zku5mo.jpeg

got a 7 inch reasonably girthy knob but i really wish it was massive like 8.5 and red bull can thickness
yes i'm gay

Think my gf cries her eyes out at either something someone at work said to her or something I do once a week
Are they all like this?

>>216028192
5’6 is tiny in western countries, you know this which is why you cited the worldwide average

John McCafé

>>216028231
screem

no way in hell I am clicking that link

>>216028133
well I do t eat it every day do i

>>216028227
she's got bpd

>>216028192
that's because masses of chinks and indians are manlets
the West is very tall

right well thats an image of an erect hairy knob

Not sure why I clicked a link which said it's a willy expecting it to be anything other than that

>>216028240
it's a willy

>>216028227
No mine never cries only if something serious happens

get the fucking cans in

>>216028240
It's just a diseased (I assume based on gland colour) smallish penis

rorke this just isn't on is it where's the bleedin new

>>216028302
>>216028302
>>216028302

lost a 10p coin

>>216028329
scrombling

>>216026546 (OP)
Patriot