Thread 216028302

stonehenge

Minge status?

#RAPERORKE

dogshit editionless edish

>>216028302 (OP)
is this ai?

>>216028302 (OP)
Solid foundation for a tower block full of Somalis

alri /brip/ im here now hows it foing

tummy hurts a bit I think it's full of farts

Think I'm gonna need to build myself an ark.

>>216028331
no one cares spaedo

briefly dated an absolute mental case who always wanted me to cum inside (she said it wand claimed she was on the pill but later when she was breaking up with me she said she actually wasn't taking anything and was trying to get pregnant but it didn't work out.

wonder if I'm actually shooting blanks or if that was some weird mind game. might get tested one of these days.

YOU WANNA CHECK INTO THE HEARTBREAK HOTEL BUT SORRY WE'RE CLOSED

right i want TWICE as much penis talk in this edition now get going chop chop

nth for the holodem

>>216028302 (OP)
overrated
pretty much any long barrow mogs this into oblivion

A Korean guy once told me the average Korean penis size is 3" but I think he was joking

>>216028360
*(she said it was a fetish)
autoreplied as I was typing lmao

>>216028360
had a 16 year old girl do the same thing to me unironically, she was trying to get pregnant. I know my sperms fine tho cos I’ve had two girls get pregnant by me since lol

>>216028363
dumb bitch award

get rorke raped

>>216028302 (OP)
this was made by cheddarman cronem to predict the sunset or something mad

smelly poo award
skid marks in boxers award
always farting award

rorke naked and afraid being chased through the jungle by one dozen congolese nigger bbcs in heat

I'm 6ft, with a 6.5" willy and am by many accounts handsome and my life has been nothing but suffering and pain, and its all my fault.

said 'not my monkeys, not my circus' in relation to another team in toil
forgot a few in the team were black so can see that coming back to haunt me

metallic smell in the air
have the hellgates opened?

>>216028436
Corr you must be proper autistic lad

no rorkes global protests

>>216028436
ktim but 6'4

chicken and chips for tea x

6 inches is average for a white man

>>216028436
almost like there's more to life than being tall and having an average penis

>>216028436
actually I put a curse on you

>>216028455
More bipolar and insecure.

>>216028440
Just pretend you've never heard of blacks being called monkeys and if anyone brings it up tell them it sounds racist

>>216028465
chicken kiev burgers for me

>>216028440
Made a joke about someone coming back from india with food poisoning in a monday morning stand-up years ago and several in the team are indian diaspora, think about this often. If I'd done that post 2020 would be lynched.

you get £1,000,000 deposited to your account, but in your next life you have to be Indian

would you take the deal?

>>216028480
Are you my father? If not, it wasn't you. Mental that I'd probably be a high earner with multiple children right now if I hadn't been physically abused and psychologically tortured for nineteen years

foids love saying size doesn't matter but that all goes out the window the second they actually see a big one and get all slutty

>>216028526
yes saar i kill myself in the next life

>>216028526
10m deal

>>216028526
yeah cus there's no such thing as next life unless indian

>>216028465
pasta bake for me

>>216028526
sure
if i don’t have any memory of my previous lives is it really me?

would you suck sacked tranny's gyno?

>>216028526
Yeah. Won't be me, will I? What's the difference for me personally

Not a fan of AI slop BUT I'm loving the rap songs being made into blue songs that have been doing the rounds

>>216028526
do i have to be indian in the one after that? if not then yes

>>216028563
gayest post of the day award

If you believe in reincarnation you are already Indian

>>216028363
bro just chilling

>>216028360
one of my exes was like that, she kept missing the pill and she would ask me to cum in her (being 19 and naive i did)
she had to go the clinic one week and i was panicking trying to get a hold of her

>>216028526
yeah you can just move to the west

>>216028594
gayest post so far

>>216028556
nice tits
would spaff on

Turkish bitch whining at me as we speak
Utterly fucking dire

my hobbies include, and are limited to: wanking, posting racism online, and drinking heavily

>>216028601
ever shag her up the arse?

doing naked cartwheels and farting

>>216028594
Thanks babycakes

>>216028500
Almost everyone I know who has traveled to India even including Indian diaspora visiting get violently ill

deano's view

>>216028526
£1m in this life now? Maybe
£1m as an Indian? No thanks

>>216028556
would love to suck on these while she wanks my knobber

>>216028556
a nice round boops
her name?

>>216028628
send her my way

>>216028647
can see them all gathered round their fences now discussing Celebrity Traitors

Christ we're getting desperate

>>216028641
I'm going next month for a wedding lol
Best get the Alka Seltzer in

>>216028660
>Celebrity Traitors
in hindsight this is a fitting name as most of these parasites are actual traitors

>>216028556
aahh very niice

need an ugly gf (not fat)

>>216028630
no it stank when she went doggie i'm not putting my knob up her aris

>>216028360
Made out with one of my coworkers a few months back after a show and among the other wild stuff she was saying was how much she wanted to have a baby, which she repeated several times
Told her I didn’t think we should have sex (we both slept in her bed together)
Asked her out properly after that and she turned me down and said she’d prefer to be friends
Definitely would’ve let me hit it raw that night

india looks so brown and pooey it’s insane

bought a disgusting meal deal but have to eat it because it was £4.10

Need a fat gf (not ugly)

>>216028707
oh shit was she fat

So we're looking down on people for watching Celeb Traitors because we're too thick to understand it, are we?

>>216028730
This is rorke and leftypol

leftypol supports the state in turning him into a serf

>>216028730
look at that daft cunt trying to eat the bowl

>>216028756
...yes

>>216028756
touched a nerve have we?

I watch the current thing

fucks sake everyone's agreeing to reincarnate as an Indian and we're wondering why there's so many of them

get all the shit gimmicks posted please ladies

>>216028778
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>>216028660
all these posts are incel coded

Gogglebox might actually be the worst television show ever made.

might give myself an honourable christian death

cannot for the life of me work out where they've put the garlic in this half refurbed Asda
should ask an employee I suppose

my favourite is Alan Carr

>>216028802
alri deano

>>216028802
where do you think we are?

reminder an incel has no authority to look down on anyone

>>216028809
it's not even close

>>216028814
Take photos when you find out

Sir Prince Andrew

incel backwards is lecni

just putting that out there.

>>216028828
Got my hopes up the first few moments of this webm

>>216028834
allium nonce

>>216028844
Might name the evil effeminate villain in my fantasy novella this

>>216028749
not fat just a little chubby

>>216028828
This can't be real. Or is Dutch...

At the round table, suspicion was directed onto Clare Balding by Jonathan Ross. Charlotte Church and David Olusoga received two votes; Jonathan Ross, Celia Imrie and Stephen Fry received one vote; Clare Balding was banished with seven votes.

Sir Lecni Incel

>>216028862
gayest post of the day award

the schizo nonce is spamming our general with scat again

incels are genuinely evil and should be treated as such

>>216028859
Not alliums, just garlic.

>>216028556
Scars make me sad. Was in love with a girl who would cut herself.

chucking it down

>>216028563
for me it was kanoeki ai cover ima musume songs

Got nothing in for tea again, what am I playing at

>>216028927
should have been nicer to her

>>216028913
i hope he does it here next

Sir Fatcunt Shippy

>>216028949
have some rice

>>216028946
'ce

>>216028949
got any baked beans?

>>216028963
>>216028846

piss off yeah

>>216028949
it’s like you read my mind lad, Morrisons order arrives tomorrow.. but tonight..

>>216028897
Glad to receive recognition from the reigning champion

>>216028978
>>216028998
I've got nothing in

>>216029002
lick my hole

stop being green!!!

Had to put the bastard heating on

>>216028989
stay humble bitch ahh niga

mr janny man wakey wakey

>>216029026
*stomps your incel head in*

smelled like poppadoms for a second there
but then it was gone

>>216029025
useless male

>>216029042
Ummm okayyy

>>216029054
looks like elton was grinched

>>216029054
coastal continentals swallowing this with a look of glee

>>216029019
slaaaaay mambo

>>216029067
arent roly polys those bugs we used to eat as kids

>>216029057
you dont intimidate me you frail weasel

>>216029061
stroke

I'll nob you off you cheeky bugger

and based Alex Jones

it's avatarfagging and the posts feature a call to raid.

My dinner, you ask?
Three pints of ice cold beer at the pub, a couple of cigarettes, and then whatever beige shite is in the crisps drawer

>>216029099
intimidated you enough to reply, vile freak

is the janny sleeping

>>216029131
that makes no sense you bellsniff

still calling it myanmar

>>216029148
makes enough sense for you to reply, vile nonce

Make sure to report the parasite. You can report it for either avatarfagging, spam/flooding or call to raid. He needs to know that he isn’t welcome here.

>>216029067
me when sandra gets the jam roly poly out of the microwave

Why do people say 'are you feeling refreshed and recharged?' when you get back from holiday.
That's not how it works.
You go on holiday to burn the wick at both ends and you return to work knackered, fatter, and slightly hungover still. What freaks are going away and recharging themselves so they can work harder?

reminder to report the BE flags posts

what they don't tell you about using weed every day is that eventually your stomach will be fucked due to the cannabinoid receptors in it and even the early stages of cannabis hyperemesis syndrome can fuck with you

>>216029172
i accept your concession

>>216029195
got it filtered mate, otherwise i'd be all over it

>>216029201
concession accepted

>>216029196
>weed anaemia
not real

just seen a concession accepted

called my friend fat and ugly on moshi monsters when i was 7 and his mum told mine and my mum blanked me for the entirety of the summer holidays until i apologised via a moshi monsters postcard and she was a little nicer after that before she forgave me
don’t think that was normal behaviour from either of us

>>216029211
burying your head in the sand makes you just as bad as he is

just raped my own arse

>>216029211

this user is an automated spambot

>>216029222
it's more like weed scromiting

>>216029248
not really. i'm not the one shitting the place up 16 hours a day

I thought they hired new jannys why are they so slow

how do i filter mousenonce? he's just as irritating as the belgnonce

>>216029247
Boomer/Gen X parents were genuinely the weirdest fucking people

>>216029285
turns out they just got a load of jew nannies by mistake LOL

Disappointment? Immeasurable.
Day? Ruined.

>>216029291

this poster is the parasite and ignores the BE flag posting with his VPN off

if it's hip, it's here

>>216028302 (OP)
Took Silverlight here once and slayed a demon

>>216029328
you are the least cool person ever. nobody likes wiggers not even the blackoids with above 0 self respect

outrageous that mousenonce of all people is lecturing on spamming. zero self awareness

RIP Ozzy

just remembered if i'm going to play rdr2 that i need to do some hunting challenges
what a fucking bollock ache

>>216029356
you dont matter

mousegod rattling the incel cage

>>216029381
shut it spade slave

>>216029313
howling

Pour some sugar on me

mouseGOD setting the pulses racing in /brit/ he is our leader

are the four horsemen out to cause trouble in your bum

plump puckering pooper primed perfectly poised prolapsing

>>216029374
what's the fun part of that woke slop game? nothing

turns out they accidentally hired a bunch of huge fannies by mistake

reminder to report the BE flags posts (for "it annoys him" if nothing else). this person is not welcome in this thread

>>216029361
yeh its fucking hilarious. but completely expected from a lunatic like him

Yes, I joined the Green Party. How can you tell?

*readjusts my massive 9" willy in my pants*

>>216029285
Probably all from the Indian subcontinent and are busy deleting anti-indian posts

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>>216029201
parasite

turns out they actually hired a bunch of poo crisps by mistake

>>216029428
+ £0.003 has been deposited into your bank account spade slave

>>216029428
The fresh boat of British workers for China's cheap labour

>>216029424
well it's considered one of the best games of the past decade so i dunno maybe you just have catwank taste

>>216028302 (OP)
i built this

>>216029430
Not outside the school mate, we've talked about this

>>216029468
on to watch the avengers later mate?

>>216029473
oh my Days flying into orbit

>>216029381
you dont matter. your life serves no purpose, and you are literally worthless
you should kill yourself

rdr2 really wokeslop? never played it. loved the first one

better to serve no purpose than serve the jews i always say

>check google drive in hopes of updating ai chunes
>it's gone
>half the folders I saved a couple years ago are full of placeholders
'kin state

>>216029489
+1 kill yourself parasite you’re better off dead

Can't wait for GTA 6, me

the retard is going to start crying in the thread because he cant post bix nood
unfilter him and laugh (and report his posts)

based

>>216029485
by what metric is the avengers considered one of the best films of the past decade?

>>216029504
not really any politics in it, there's a few references to the civil war and one mission where you help a bunch of suffragettes but that's about it

>>216029468
it's not a good game just because your horse's balls shrink when it's cold

>>216029374
about 12 hours into it and still waiting for it to get exciting

>>216029477
KEK how did slowpuke find mark?

women really think they will go out and fuck niggers and the other gender will take them back
but they wont. they are kicked out of the white race
those women are going to go be laughed at

>>216029516
What's happened there then?
Don't tell me jewgle's fucking with people's drives

Another day in the trenches with my infected armpit

>>216029562
Is that the black conservative chick?

Hang your fucking head in shame Bezos. That baby's not getting formula and it's all your fault.

>>216029504
yeah it's non stop political faggotry

>>216029593
Sadly not

>>216029580
one of you lot must've sent it in the discord

>>216029579
it's not exciting it's immersive

might order a switch 2

trying to watch X-Files again.

Remember when they said black women were the most likely to die during the plague?
Late 2023-ish
Truly the moment the wokes jumped the shark, the momentum really swang around then

>>216029614
the drop in quality of writing between RDR1 and 2 was sad, idiots loved it though because production values

might put something in me bum

>>216029659
kill yourself

>>216029580
seasidemark has been famous on tiktok several times

>>216029699
+1

>>216029614
grim
don’t even disagree with the sentiment, but a criminal gang having by the standards if the time exceptionally “enlightened and progressive” views is so fucking stupid

who are 'they'?

Every single-player story oriented game is shite except Portal 2. I didnt like rdr2, witcher 3, skyrim, any of the so called "greats." Video games should be for pwning noobs and playing soccer with cars. If you want to tell a story just make a film

>>216029665
You starting s01e01 or just dipping in and out?

what did they mean by this?

seasidemark's short videos of him getting a haircut have gone viral. What have you lot done?

>>216029718
the Jews

AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, would you?

>>216029718
You

>>216029721
films are much worse than games nowadays lol

>>216029725
Well l've watched the first season and a few other episodes in the past, I remember Scully getting cancer so I've started from after that s05e01

she's a therapist

I just watch Internet Historian recap them and save 50 hours

>>216029576
need tachyon to come up with some concoction and get kanoeki to restore the drives

>>216029621
based anon

>>216029582
no idea, I remember them moving to billibil cause censorship took down half of their youtube uploaded tunes


I used to bop to tokai teio's God's plan cover but nothing in my folder

>>216029708
mental that there are people who've prob made hundreds of reposting his clips on there

>>216029750
*Smashes two pint glasses in your face*

>PTSD
KWAB

seasidemark uploaded on YouTube twice today and had a trekkie brekkie what’s loser incels done lmao

how much poo is in your arse currently?

>>216029783
gayest post of the day award

>>216029780
she would get it, bigly
*cuts to 3rd pose*

>>216029804
>what’s loser incels done lmao
you watched his videos apparently

>>216029831
destroyed that cunt

>>216029767
Fuck I wanna watch it now, where you watching it?

>>216029831
bodied that loser incel

>>216029815
around 500 grams

back from toil
who wants to undo my belt and suck me orf?

>>216029780
and who is she
does she get her itty btty dibitty titties out

>>216029844
in my front room

I invented a frozen pizza hack that the shops can't detect. Posted it here a few weeks ago

rorke is an intelecktwoal

>>216029844
in bed

>>216029831
sent that fishy bastard to ceres

>>216029831
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>>216029862
all well and good but you’re a parasite

>>216029784
Never rub another man's rhubarb

>>216029831
thrown that incel freak in a sack with a brick into a river

Are people really saying that 'is giving' thing

>>216029871
>>216029879
So.... Let's move your bed into his front room and uhhhh watch together?

drinking lucozade

>>216029881
>>216029889
parasite posts

>>216029863
no she just injects drugs into patients that misbehave

>>216029852
yh

i've got bpd

look at him copying instead of coming up with something new (he is a parasite)
indeed, they cannot build or be creative only copy and spam

Think ive got that exploding bum syndrome

>>216029900
only women and faggots

>>216029767
watch Folie à Deux, Darkness Falls and Pusher

probably the three best episodes, there's also Kitsunegari which is a sequel to Pusher but it's not as good (arguably ruins it)

>>216029917
same

might turn the heat on

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>>216029841
GIANT melty

>>216029909
cuute
and hopefully rapes me I mean I mean only me no other patients

meltdown incoming

>>216029882
>>216029908
you were done mate close the tab and come back in a couple threads

>>216029925
this is possible if you are a feral bottom

get the new /brit/ thread made

I knew Thailand very well, so I showed her my Thailand

Any baneposting man in?

>>216029714
it's that they're constantly on about how dumb and inbred southerners are, how innocent injuns really are, you have white gangs with bows and arrows skinning other whites as stand ins for indians, women gunslingers being more badass than the men, arthur moralizing to a former slave owner, driving a bunch of women around to protest women rights, men dressed as women who the protagonist makes out with, I dunno I don't remember all the nonsense, it just goes on and on non-stop every mission

nathan does not like to be reminded that he’s an incel and doesn’t matter

2017 November 1, Byker, “Excreeshia gets an extra $600 on her EBT card by mistake and chimps out”, in soc.culture.african.american[1] (Usenet):
I could barely understand any of that bix nood. I wonder if the fish hooks in its bootlips had anything to do with that. I want to see the chimpout when they correct the error next week after the coon has already niggered the money away.

Another /brit/ finished
Another step closer to the end

>>216029900
Fucking hate that and also that hand gesture women etc all do when talking, like the Italian hand but rotated

>>216029953
um

HUGE melty big stink melty stink huge big

>>216029831
the aftermath of this post was crazy

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>>216026546

>>216030003
he looks incel here

she doesnt like to come home and be a therapist after a long day of her job (so talking is misbehaving)

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>>216030034
she's so tired with work she puts you in a medically induced coma for months at a time

Time for neighborberg to mow his miniscule lawn for 3 hours and make me shut all the windows then is it

ohh they think I am schizoaffective because of the one word answers

so long as she comes back home to me and talks and uses my dick if she wants to >.<
without any of the cuck shit or fucking anyone else. also the longer comas are just smart because its less maintenance!