Thread 216030065

Where have you really been anon? edition

>>216029973
I dont get it what does he mean he's a big guy for you like whats that got to do with something being extremely painful

sex with the gf on the cards tonight

glod

Niko Bellic killing Roman for holding transphobic views

any other runt man in

nth for the gyaldem

if toby misbehaves he goes on the contraption

Sir Yank Pope

>>216030097
hii :3

new
>>216030065 (OP)

>>216030119
...yh

>>216030137
this is just unkind.

>>216030125
would rape

me and the gf exchanging looks tonight
can see she has a nice pair of knickers on it’s onnn lads

>>216030140
Mad how Jonathan Price could play every Pope

ordered chicken kievs from asda but they substituted with ham and cheese ones
what the fuck ever

>>216030137
my face as the seat

>>216030172
i sexed my gf this morning

>>216030140
Still haven't heard him talk, I feel like the media are ignoring him the other 3 fellas were in the news all the time

>>216030125
COCK SUCKING WHOOOOOOOOOOORE

>>216030179
Um we call them Kyivs now Rorke

>>216030192
he's up to something i'm sure of it

>>216030137
the guineapig's outlived it's purpose, to the meat grinder

>>216030190
im planning to do this but with my hand

>>216030208
not whats written on the box i dont believe

>>216030093
Masterpiece

I absolutely must not drink tonight under ANY circumstances

the investigation has been dropped

he lost his bloody marbles being reminded that a fat disabled old bloke is more successful than him

If you're an able bodied male and you get your grocery shop delivered you are genuinely pathetic

imagine being low maintenance as me and still not having a gf. all she has to do is never leave and also

any National Shaggerists in?

>>216030140
more like pope woke

Imagine just going to sleep and not waking up

>>216030230
funny how mental some of these left wing cunts got about trannyism

even i wasnt that obssessed, guess it's because they know deep down they caused all these problems

and also and sex sex seeex
AAaaaaa

>>216030203
I need the link I’m begging

>>216030213
Go on...

>>216030239
VERY truthful post. Imagine letting another man pick your bananas for you

>>216030230
kek

saw a pigs in blanket sandwich in the meal deal section earlier
might have to scran that soon

>>216030119
More of a gunt man desu

>>216030288
https://files.catbox.moe/usc2n5.mp4

>>216030239
it's for runtoids who don't buy any fresh food and don't need to check quality

>>216030230
truly is over for the trans isn't it

>>216030274
he always hated trannies, the episode of the IT crowd where douglas dates a tranny has been pulled from streaming services

>>216030307
i have a gunt-cock (gock for short)

getting my food delivered costs like 3 quid for delivery, 3 quid is a small price to me to avoid the hassle of doing a food shop

>>216030315
imagine being circumcised man, cannot fucking comprehend it

really don't understand why Head & Shoulders or whatever they're called are doing some sort of years long advertisement campaign designed to overcome a stereotype about Head & Shoulders users having dandruff, when I don't think anybody thought that to begin with, but now everyone will

>>216030301
kek this but ever since I started feeling happier for no reason I have felt more entitled to being allowed like 3 girls at once for me to go between, like a girlfriend and she has fun by bringing me to her close friends by bringing them with her

your mum buys your shopping mate

>>216030315
why does that gyaldem incel freak simp over these bogged whores?

>>216030338
But you're a female, right? That's fine then. It's just the men that shouldn't be doing it.

you know when you wake up and you randomly remember something or have a realisation about something in your life? well I just realised I've never seen an opera (with the people singing but it's words and a story). normally I have them about being NEET or girls or things like that but this one feels sadder for some reason

>>216030348
>stereotype

>>216030366
to piss you off x

>>216030348
you really are a fucking stupid cunt

Need a classy jewish broad to watch the opera with

>>216030239
I cycle to Waitrose every few days but still do a big order sometimes too

might grow my own pizzas on a plant in the garden instead of getting takeaway delivered

i just need this

nekomimi asylum

apparently there is a hepatitis E, and it goes away on its own after a few months or whatever. but I still think it is probably A (and I know) B: vaccine, B antibiotics (I know that it is a virus), C you are fucked but go medicines, D is useless. it is probably B which goes away on its own. however if E isnt permanent then why not just give yourself HEV and infect your s/o with it, because its temporary, and fun to do? and why dont bugchasers do that

>>216030379
watch Hitler, ein Film aus Deutschland

>>216030315
CORRRRRRRRR GYALDEM

>>216030363
you talking into a mirror?

>>216030315
what length and girth do you reckon that penis is

>>216030391
epic troll sir

>>216030433
...yh

just done a christian wank over that mp4

>>216030381
Oh so they're a dedicated anti dandruff shampoo company who are now trying to convince people that their shampoo isn't for people who have dandruff

I swear I'd never see the word dandruff or think about it or here about it if not for these adverts. What the fuck is dandruff. Have a shower

>>216030391
well im not. makes no difference to me mate.if you want to waste your life obsessing over busted up slags who dont know you exist then crack on fella.

back in my day there wasnt a "combined" A & B vaccine and people just took medicine for it

Is it possible for obesity to permanently shrink your penis at 28, or am I just low energy/low t and if I lose it it'll be like before

>>216030366
gyaldemfreak is a known paedophile on bennies
depressingly, his lust for ewhores is the least runtish thing about him

>>216030421
welcome 2 raep bunker

>>216030483
...nh

>>216030483
if you jerk off too much it can get compressed

>>216030421
*opens the lid*

she wants to give you the gift (HIV)

>>216030418
you really are a fucking stupid cunt

>>216030461
dandruff comes from inflammatory skin conditions like sebherroic dermatitis which h&s treats

>>216030511
parasite

>>216030509
dont make twilight sparkle be about giving people HIV...

if i see a cat in your front yard im going to try and pat it idc if youre home

>>216030418
>cycle to Waitrose
Mate, sort your life out.

>>216030538
that's not twilight sparkle you stupid bithc

can't imagine my life going so poorly that i become a fag/cuck/mlp poster
death would be too good for these freaks

pone tummy
mare pregnant

someone limp wrist that fool

Stephen Mulhern is set to replace TV Legend Bradley Walsh as the host of hit show The Chase!

ive got some inflamed skin for you to treat

>>216030540
same but actually stomp it into paste

>>216030552
always found it weird that for years she had a cute fringe and then one day decided she was going to accentuate her gargantuan forehead as much as possible until the end of time

>>216030494
fake news

Not even half six and it's pitch black out

been to the doctar, they jewed me
https://youtu.be/SugwO4EWjkk?si=NMq9_ttuo90SHo0Z

>>216030617
How far norf are you bro?

>>216030617
northern monkey

>>216030582
hate this cunt, just an even shittier ant and dec

>>216030582
Heard things about him. Keeping it to myself though

um the sewer all umlone

>>216030617
same here

if it were 300 years ago (or how long it has has it been) and they were making decisions based on recently discovering that the liver regenerates I would be on the side that says it is selfish for everyone not to give 5% or so of their liver so that everybody can have one and theirs can regrow back after being cut off (improving genetic diversity in all of the livers)

It's November 2025 next week

>>216030611
Post your rare Mulherns!

>>216030642
southern poof

>>216030653
if you’re going into the new year a virgin you’re cooked

>>216030649
*pulls a knife on you a menacingly threatens you with it*

Just heard the first of the jeet fireworks for the evening

>>216030658
That's Dec

>>216030583
owo *rubs allergens in body lotion on u*

is southern scotland the north?

got a small willy but I'm hoping it's because I'm a fat cunt and once I lose enough weight my willy will pop back into action and be normal sized or perhaps even grow a bit more due to the increased blood blow on account of not being a fat cunt anymore

>>216030582
As Irish diaspora every part of my being tells me to be wary of men with this physiognomy. Untrustworthy huckster, nonce, backstabber

so why don't we have stem cell clones yet

poo

We're really entering THAT time now. Cold. Damp. Grey. Gloomy. And YET, even in all of that, there is an immense beauty in The Season of Dying.

>>216030687
>*pulls a knife*
>*menacingly threatens*
idk I just think that when people get to a certain age they should undergo surgery to give some of their liver to the collective (of society)

>>216030699
I think you gain half an inch or something for every 5 stone lost so not bad

willy problems

buy genetically diverse liver samples online INFOWARS.com

>>216030717
dainty white hands typed this gayness

>>216030617
Not pitch black here in Pengerford x

They made her ridiculously fit.

anyone got any good posts to make or no

>>216030717
it’s cuffing season lad, prime shagging season. Girls wanna get cosy and lads want to get their nuts in = perfect storm. October - Christmas is wonderful

I think it is selfish for trans people to not give the (healthcare) system their penises. to have them cut off now and then donated. and/or maybe even donating STEM cells from their balls while sperm is getting made. and ovaries and the fallopian tubes over a long period of time from them (or instant) whilst going to male

my opps got me

>>216030699
dont get your hopes high

>>216030750
I choke down 1kg of alpha brain every single day and I can see the matrix jews bedevilling my television

mental how we're all just vibrations vibrating mental pure fucking mental

>>216030762
who is they

Happy ..
. Dewali..

to.. ... Mr Hooves !(!!)

>>216030717
>>216030779
winter 2025 is south asian gf winter

>>216030750
I wish Alex Jones would hire me to go do something, like shilling or something - or shilling the same but on Russian internet kuwra

>>216030788
gayest post of the day award

>>216030734
not nearly as much as I need
shall be looking into penis enlargement or countries with a very tiny average penis size to move to

>>216030800
Despy hooves has passed away I believe.

>>216030816
im so proud of myself

>>216030800
whats your favourite animated movie mousey?

>>216030842
leave me alone cancer victim

the filterers (of me) vastly underestimate my ability to create things...

>>216030788
RIP soldier

>>216030842
an american tail

>>216030842
Tom

And Jerry !

SUPERRACE!

Shan't be getting a gf or talking to anyone or going outside or moving

>>216030823
how small are we talking lad? (At the moment)

When i get another car, reckon I'll start my own janitorial enterprise.

Poleaboo's pregnant!

it's bizarre hearing egirls call themselves chuds

If I'm being honest, mousey is probably one of my favourite posters
He does some screamers

bought a treasure chest off amazon I'm going to lock myself in it and jump into the ocean for somebody in the future to find

if she isnt pregnant then you all need to look at yourselves for a long time and notice that you are currently very evil dark people

>>216030916
he goes over my head, must be a british thing

>>216030914
Why would they do such a thing

just realized if you turn the u in chud upside down it turns into an a kind of

chAd
chvd

wish femboys were real

>>216030914
yeah they will say anything for attention/money

>>216030692
population of 64k

>>216030939
pandering to their fanbase

wish i had nightvision to go peeking in femboys windows

>>216030916
ultra eternal mogs all other "legendary" posters of old
ancientfreaks need not reply

>>216030699
i'm 6' tall and weigh about 61kg and ive got a 7 inch nob
keep going lad

>>216030586
someone should stomp you you heinous soulless cretin

>>216030908
currently it's inside my body because it's so small I have to coax it out
3" erect

Gary Eats

Has reviewed
Pizza Hut Today !!
It`s

Sad
Timing ..

Right so why's it not working then

>>216030969
mikey was better

>>216030969
fat cam would sort mousenonce out in no time

>>216030960
Doesn't make sense, why would chuds simp over e girls when they believe in traditional relationships

>>216030986
sream

your retort?

not to be

>>216030986
you want
>/^Belgium$/i;op:no;

how come we used to be able to afford free university for everyone and housing was cheap and the pound was worth $2 and now everyone is skint, the country is trillions in debt and we can't even afford to run the NHS

>>216030965
this needs to be a thing but also go look at gay porn livestreams or the VODS for that on pornhub
t. gay furry livestreamer definitely with a vibrator in his butt

>>216030797
why the jews of course

>>216030986
Belgium has more than two letters gimboid

corvid

i saw a street interview in japan on yt yesterday
most of them said they hated china the most, and that south korea, the us, uk, and australia were their favorite countries
i've never seen japs say they dislike south korea in a japan street interview
i thought that was odd

simply can't comprehend why there's a porn network called dogfart. Thats what you want to think about as you're having a wank.

>>216031005
because traditional relationships are an unobtainable fantasy so they're stuck wanking over internet slags

>>216031015
Lifesaver

>>216030916
he used to be funny but he's washed now. the pokemon posts and belgian obsession are shit-tier on the list of mousey gimmicks

>>216031018
Capitalism

>>216031018
wage suppression

>>216031018
not enough migrants

>>216031027
>go look at gay porn livestreams
I'm not gay

cousin called me a twatazoid when we were twelve and I have never forgiven her

>>216030986
fucking howling

>>216031018
poo

>>216031018
how come the "NHS needs immigrants to function" when they all have 6 wives or kids and the Pakistanis keep inbreeding which costs the hospitals a lot of money and none of those women or children have jobs

just realised I might have been responsible for sir keir posting

>>216031040
>street interview
i would never trust anything anyone says on those for any reason, the people who make those always have bad intentions

my favourite filter is the one that hides boring novels

>>216031018
Socialism

>>216031036
Yes I tried Belgium first, then I hovered over the icon and it was labelled "be" so gave it a go

>>216031018
the bankers, the bonuses

why should l trust anything you say?

I like the filter that gives me dog ears and a big tongue when I open my mouth lol

Sir Keir Poster

>>216031099
dangerous and downright stupid

>>216030939
they've copped it, on a stream a lass was joking around saying they were drinking "like a chud" to them "chud" is an awkward goofy guy or something like that

>>216030944
>>216030960
no they aren't racist

>>216031082
going into an A&E room is enough to make you want to deport every single brown cunt in the country honestly

>>216030986
here's the essential list lad
/^Netherlands$/;boards:int
/^Chile$/;boards:sp
/^Peru$/;boards:sp
/^Egypt$/;boards:int
/^Kosovo$/;boards:int
/^Brazil$/;boards:int
/^South Africa$/;boards:int
/^Belgium$/;boards:int

mad how christmas this year is 25/25/25

not racist but how does that work when one of them = like 6 women

In the
YouTube Comments Gary Eats
says

He Is Sad About The Demise
of Pizza Hut ..

It is sad Ok ..

hiv infected communist orcs

>>216031108
brilliant post

>>216031087
might get chatgpt to write a script that filters posts over a certain number of words

>>216031108
tooting

>>216031138
how old are you why are you posting like a retard

I deserve schooling and a job

the gf

couldnt imagine having a gf and having to watch slop like love island, big brother, strictly come dancing etc... with her would rather shoot myself

I want to live that fantasy
All I have left is here

Wonder
Wander no more

>>216031108
straightest post of the day award

>>216031166
I've got both and my schools on the government dime and i get free healthcare. Drvmpf wants to take this away from me

>>216031018
Stop noticing things

>>216031171
rotten sket

>>216031177
nah you bond over the shows you watch

>>216031138
boring ahh tired ahh gimmick

>>216031171
IT'S OVEL

>>216031043
Almost made this post myself in the outer int thread

>>216031206
cuuute (if you are a woman)

>>216031219
parasite

>>216031177
my gfberg has probably got 15 iq points on me
only thing she ever wants to watch is documentaries
dull as shite but at least it's not offensively bad like what most women watch

>>216031213
>>216031171
wait a minute..

>>216030137
Triple 6 5 forked tongue

>>216031177
it's absolutely dismal doing that. have try and get her onto some half decent series. sitting there through 40 minutes of slop including sloppier adverts. you can amuse yourself by squeezing her boobs/bum tho

>>216031245
i'll have her
we can stick on a six part william morris doc

>>216031219
Black hands

>>216031138
+1 that this got boring even though it was definitely funny the first time or so
>>216031241
says this on the Canadian VPN he started using because of me (because he is a parasite)

My state's taxes are higher than the federal government's taxes but we've actually got a decent little social safety net going. Back during covid I was getting $350 a month in foodstamps buying big steaks and all kinds of nice fruits

Mad that I’m worse than mousey but take my meds

>>216031245
have a loveable low iq gf me, she has good house keeping and motherly instincts and is loyal to a fault. Wouldn’t want a high iq gf I reckon they’re more likely to leave you

>>216031085
in the same interview in south korea, china is always ranked as the most hated country as well
as a result, china is the most hated country by its most important regional counterparts, south korea and japan
xi jinping's foreign ministry is full of idiots

>>216031283
nice story you yankee cunt hope putin nukes your ass pronto

>>216031276
im not "spaintard"

>>216031293
because im not crazy. they are just gaslighting me

do you reckon it's a red flag if a girl is into sewing?

>>216031018
>Economic decline and inflation
>Enormous personal and public debt
>Import more than we export
>Destruction of manufacturing sector
>Nosedive in pound sterling
>Evisceration of the education system and grammar schools
>Transition to a low wage service economy
>Hundreds of thousands of students with useless degrees and no skills
>Uncontrolled mass immigration and overpopulation
>Flight of capital especially doctors
>Everyone is obese, high rates of alcoholism, drug use and smoking
>Most of the country is on benefits

>>216031115
*Gordon Ramsay voice*

Unbelievable.

>>216031283
why did you think this post would be approporiate for the british culture general

>>216031320
no why would it be

Been here for years and still don't recognise "mousenonce" posts, convinced you're all just schizophrenic

>>216031276
>+1 to my own post so I'm right
Like anyone gives a shite. This isn't a social media platform you incel sperg.

>>216031314
prove it

Saw the crow that's been making all the ruckus today, he's very large
Maybe one of the biggest I've ever seen
Tomorrow I'm going to try to get a picture of him if there's enough light (my camera doesn't do well in low light)

my gf https://i.postimg.cc/bNMbgF5K/image.png
need to have paralytics and be cuddled all night (by a girl)

oh my dayssss did he really +1 a post lmfao

>>216031346
I look forward to seeing him

>>216031338
girls who sew are weird, they make their own clothes and have a collection of creepy dolls

Have you ever ordered prescription glasses online? Is it an easy process?

>>216031357
-1 this post
I did my vote and I am also -1ing this post because I didnt like it, I hope it goes somewhere and damages you for your shitty post

>>216031346
probably a raven actually

>>216031300
I can believe it desu

>>216031264
my Jewish ex girlfriend put me on to Deletee

>>216031393
they’re extinct mate..

+1 to my postcount (and +1 to my post)

ascheztani Jews are more prone to schizophrenia apparently
source the internet

>>216031409
you're not my mate you fucking cunt

>>216031396
you had a jewish gf into gluee and you think you have the right to post here?

>+1!
HE LITERALLY UPVOTED A POST LMFAO
DEFINITELY HIS OWN AS WELL

moi woife is un 'orrible, 'orrible 'ore

>>216031432
parasite

>>216031387
not always but i see your point

>>216031276
Get roped you cunt.

>>216031436
Oh do behave!

>>216031421
based adam curtisgpt

>>216031433
milk truck arrive

did mousenonce really just say he's not mentally ill?
lmao

>to the tune of 'I'm on a boat' by Lonely Island
I'M GETTING BLACKED
I'M GETTING BLACKED
TAKE A LONG HARD LOOK AT ME GETTING BLACKED

wish i were a mysterious talking cat so i could make cat puns like saying things are "purrfect"

>>216031335
Americans are absolutely obsessed with us
The mere thought that one of us wouldn't give a shite about their tedious nonsense can give them a heart attack

>>216031335
This general is my blog, sorry mate x

that is him steering
brb taking a shit and reading another (pointless) news article about space or something

>>216031473
mousegod*

get the free sheldon edish made

>>216031389
Yeah loads, takes a while and they charge you out the arse for expedited delivery but it's easy as fuck if you have your prescription.
>>216031365
You'll be surprised at his size
>>216031393
I'm certain it's a crow by his call alone, but he also didn't appear to have those ruffles around his beak and neck

>>216031421
I like how if you phrase the question like an idiot it talks to you like a moron.

I can't believe he thought this was Reddit and then upvoted his own post.

+1 to walt disneys votescount

adonbilivit

+1 to mouseys post count!!

I think this lad and the crow he has spotted is the most interesting thing to happen here in a while

>>216031478
you could do that today and say things are "Australiawesome" :3

>>216031565
:3

when mousey dies his post count will be marked on his grave

>>216031565
scream

loving the cute posts x

im in talks with mousey's agent to film a day-in-the-life documentary series about mousenonce

>>216031582
I can imagine it’s in the hundreds of thousands. (Based)

>>216031592
this could be a gothic king cobra tier kino

>>216031592
>>216031582
>>216031558
>>216031473
parasite

Wondering if theyve got my preffered nic pouchies in the shops near my collage

>>216031565
the clue's in the name pal
*tears off mask to reveal a green face with huge black eyes*
we're austr-aliens

lot of r9k freaks in here trying to get mousey down but just know the muck you post is water off a crow's back to him

nathans mind hosts mouseGOAT free of charge, he lives in fear of him

testes roasting on an open fire

lot of r9k freaks in here trying to get mousey down but just know the muck you post is water off a crow's back to him

>>216031608
>collage
didn't get in on a scholarship then I'm guessing

Whys he called mousenonce if you lot like him

get the muck posted
get the crows backs watered

>>216031664
it’s just one parasite spamming that

lot of r9k freaks in here trying to get mousey down but just know the muck you post is water off a corvid's back to him

>>216031664
he posts the mice which he knows he's not allowed too anymore

>>216031664
to seperate him from the other mouseposters

>>216031664
that was his old name before he became one of the lads
now he's mousey/mousechad/mouseGOD

>>216031664
A lot of the posters here vehemently hate anybody who isn’t their idea of normal or anybody who can be easily identified by their posting patterns

>>216031687
he is allowed to

>>216031655
I am actually because im an unc trying to turn my life around

get the sodding mice bloody well posted

>>216031664
you've never called someone a bad thing endearingly?

McMousey

lot of r9k freaks in here trying to get mousey down but just know the muck you post is water type attacks off a Corviknight's back to him

seeexooo

Dr Mouse, MD

He’s allowed to post the mice whenever he fucking wants

we love you MOUSEY!

>>216031714
Not pedophile, nah mate

mouses eat corvid and dont forget it

>>216031750
>>216031750
>>216031750

>>216030802
fanny magnet

is the new not being made then?