Thread 216030566

Admit it, you wish your cunts government was as fun and memey as ours.

>>216030566 (OP)
That's not fun that's embarrassing

>*press secretary is asked a relevant and important political question*
>YOUR MOM DUDE! EPIC xD

>>216030888
This. 19th century politicians were capable of effortless wit while also being genuinely great statesman, our modern mediocrities couldn't even hold a candle to them

I wonder if in 10 years any of the magatards will be ashamed of all of this or if they will double down.

>>216030566 (OP)
do americans unironically find this funny?

>>216031009

There is no reason to be ashamed. You guys are fixated on the superficial circus with the media while on the real, substantive front of policy we are winning in all phases. Net demigration is incredible and something people said was impossible just a year ago.

I like that kek, also that jet video throwing shit lmao
Trump and his crew have the same sense of humor as Brazilians

>>216031028
No, rightoids are in a cult and will support him no matter what so the republicans dont even have to pretend to care anymore.
This is also where the hinutva ideology will end up in a few decades if its not stopped.

>>216031009
I'm like quintupled down

>>216031258

>no matter what

if you were capable of honesty and objectivity you would notice he's earned our loyalty but you aren't. 10 years ago you might have flustered me by insisting I'm an "idol worshipper" or "cultist" but these days I simply don't, he's the closest thing I'll ever get to a political leader that actually does what he says for my coalition and for that I'll go ahead and join "the cult". Sad you'll never get the same!

>>216031258
MIGAtards are not rightoids, we don't identify with them

>>216031009
They will only get dumber.

>>216030888
Fucking shit bongs are all about Le Bantz but suddenly switch to decorum to stick it to the yanks

>>216031303
Did you buy the trump coin?

>>216031435

No, again, more nonsense and theater you obsess over. You probably know more about the superfluous stuff than I do. Some might say they're a deliberate smokescreen. Think of all the people whining about RFK Jr right now when Trump hardly cares about that and is focusing hard on his trade/immigration policy and impending war.

>>216031481
What you like: That's he's a confirmed serial child rapist, because you support pedophiles.
That he's using his office to enrich himself, the using tariffs to manipulate the market is fine with you because you support corruption
That he's very partisan. You like that he's not acting as a president for everyone, that he's only doing things that favor him, and through that his cult, because his glory is the most important thing to you, because you are a cuckold.

>>216031481
>a president stealing money from his countrymen is a smokescreen
If his followers were not as fucking retarded I would feel bad for them

>>216030566 (OP)
>>216031063
>>216031258
>>216031302
DOGFUCKING
MEGARAPED
KIKE

>>216031642
nigga that's nuts

>>216030888
It's funny seeing the most ardent supporters of "meritocracy" and opposition to DEI/Affirmative action hire the least qualified buffoons in the world to run important government organs.

I guess it was all projection at the end of the day.

>>216031009
>magatards will be ashamed
unlikely. Stupidity is also a protective mechanism.

Politically it's crusty 60+ boomers from the 90s trying to be cool with le kids and succeeding against all odds. That's what it feels like as an oldfag at least. Never saw it coming.

>>216030566 (OP)
Wow, the level of politics in your country is even lower than in bad reality shows.

>>216031431
Bants require wit, schoolyard insults don't

It's amazing how much expressing a little bit of humanity and wit makes foreigners seethe so much. You people just can't get it, because you have never had politicians that spoke on your wavelength before. When you get your Trump, you will understand why we love the man and his people so much.

>>216030566 (OP)
>stephen cheung
Literal chinese spy.

i dont really want fun, i want to be able to afford ground beef again

>>216030566 (OP)
I think its embarrassing but i despise the sanctimonious and hypocritical media. Trump is in the news everyday and everything he does or his cabinet does is mocked. But joe biden was repeatedly showing he was losing his mind and the media pretended to be shocked right before the election that he could barely string a few sentences together.

>>216030566 (OP)
>ur mum, lmao
That's it. Civil war 2 cannot be stopped.

>>216031028
Only the most ardent subhuman miggers>>216031009

>>216031418
IQ scores in the Western world are dropping since the 1970s. It won't get any better in the near future.
Idiocracy here we come.

>>216031009
delusions are easier than instropection.

>>216031318
MIGAmutts are unironically third-worldist cryptocommunists. It's masked in patriotard aesthetics, but at It's core, it's sympathetic to Marxism. The miga vs. neoconservatism battle in the GOP is just another chapter in the Jewish Civil War between trotskyites and old bolsheviks.

>>216031867
>>216031481
>>216031303
>>216031063
When the economy shits itself and dies because of trump you and every single chud are going to unconvincingly pretend you were the one right winger taking le principled stand against trump. I've seen this dog and pony show with dubya before. Somehow after 2012 no republican voted for him and they were all libertarians against the Iraq war, before trump came along, but somehow he was elected as president twice. What will remain to be seen is if the democrats are not so weak as to allow this hypocrisy to go uncontested in the name of "bipartisanship". I genuinely think if they browbeat and humiliate trump supporters they'll win the presidency for at least 16 years. Especially once trump dies.

>>216031867
It probably an American thing.
We people from the Old World don't really understand it.

>>216031028
Do trannies find this not funny?

>>216030566 (OP)
it's nice when people go off script from soulless "professionalism" and just say whatever the fuck. it helps snap people out of the monotony of politicspeak.

>>216032167
>MIGAmutts are unironically third-worldist cryptocommunists. It's masked in patriotard aesthetics, but at It's core, it's sympathetic to Marxism. The miga vs. neoconservatism battle in the GOP is just another chapter in the Jewish Civil War between trotskyites and old bolsheviks.
>or something

>>216032222
That's total bullshit. When anyone not in the chud church does that here right wingers instantly pearl clutch about professionalism.

>>216030566 (OP)
kek these are your heroes /pol/tards

>>216032236
Looks your average noviop. Is that your selfie?

>>216030566 (OP)
I wish smart people were in charge of my country
I don't really care what they believe anymore I just don't want them to be retarded

>>216032287
Most people on /pol/ don't really like Trump and his MIGA movement.

>>216032337
Most of the hardcore migamutts there are paid shills (probably foreign, shills)

>>216032170
Economy was supposed to be killed by tariffs, GET A NEW SCRIPT

For non-americans this is Steven Cheung. He's an obese landwhale china man whose "job" is posting eric maymays about how Trump totally isn't a pedophile who loves israel and is actually "BASED".
In a just society people like this would be rightfully castigated for being bizarre perverts, run out of villages, lynched, pelted with rocks etc. but the heritage foundation want to ensure we're ruled by the ugliest and most ill-bred mongrels possible.

>>216032415
It doesn't happen overnight. I'm in construction, and our long-term work outlook is very sketchy, mostly as a result of tariffs and general uncertainty about the economy. Not to mention all the workers that have already been laid off due to canceled solar/EV infrastructure projects.

>>216032415
The american economy is in shambles right now. It's just waiting to capsize when the AI bubble pops. It's why trump is so desperate to control the federal reserve.

>>216032483
The left has no arguments besides calling people ugly or unfounded pedophile accusations and you wonder why you lose. LOSER!

>>216032170
Same as ww2 here. When it ended everyone had been part of the resistance kek

>>216030566 (OP)
Karoline Leavitt is unironically a DEI hire

>>216032566
>unfounded pedophile accusations
All the Epstein "conspiracy theories" started in right-wing circles for the most part and were heavily peddled by influencers on the right. Then, miggers did a 180 on the issue when became increasingly likely their kosher messiah was more involved with epstein than originally believed, because you're spineless faggots with no real beliefs or convictions. Just endless worship of trump.

>>216030566 (OP)
no. it's just nonsense and boring
https://files.catbox.moe/l9dpxb.mp4
specially when it's how they behave 24/7

>>216031867
Trvke

>>216032520
same story with my industry to some extent (highly supply chain dependent tech) and much more so with many of my family members, a lot of places are just eating losses as long as their runway allows and hoping that the tariffs are lifted before that happens
I think a very large proportion of companies and investors are operating under the belief that things will go back to normal soon enough - we'll see :)

>>216032170
>Somehow after 2012 no republican voted for him and they were all libertarians against the Iraq war,
I remember this, too. A lot of the rw media figureheads that currently denounce interventionism, were some of the biggest shills for the war on terror back in the day. All the zoomer brainlets that grew up on steamerslop and influencers, don't know that le based right wingers like Cucker Carlson are glowniggers.

>>216032823
That's my hope too, but the bigger issue than tariffs themselves is the general uncertainty around the issue, as a result of Trump constantly flip-flopping and reneging on the issue. It's hard to make any plans for the long-term when the president is a retard that changes his mind constantly (probably to benefit inside traders in his clique).

>>216032566
>rightoids never mocked the looks of woke lefties
>also >>216032707
cool it with the projection

>>216032337
>Most people on /pol/ don't really like Trump and his MIGA movement.
do leftists/Pajeets count as people though?