Thread 216031750

peter posting edition!!

looking back in anger

yes lad get the fucking peters posted

No further peters are allowed.

It was real. All of it.

mouseGOD runs this place sub edition

>>216031746
that's what niall armstrong saw out the side of the voyager

>>216029369
um

poo

Need this rain to stop so I can cycle out and get some food.

>>216031780
you mean louis armstrong
fucking dolt

how do we fix the country then

next year my unc status will change to da status

Might buy some Ralph Lauren glasses

subthread subclaimed by the subthreadmeister subedition

any Retevis RM01 VHF Marine Radio, VHF Handheld Radio, Floating Vibration 88 Channels, IP67 Walkie Talkie Waterproof, Ship to Shore Radio for Kayaking Fishing Boating (1 Pack) man in?

>>216031808
TND

thinking about how stupidly I've lived my life and how all of my problems are my own stupid fault

i look a right knob

>>216031808
mousey PM and it all gets sorted

Get the mice posted
Get the peters posted
Get the medical papers posted
Get the surgical diagrams posted
Get the chemical compounds posted
And most importantly of all, get the threats to British politicians posted

>>216031808
vote geren

holy squibbing crap lois

i only said i done it so theyd take my willy out the light socket

>>216031833
and what of the pokemon

By the shite
By the sh sh sh sh shite
By the shite
By the sha sha sha sha sha sha sha sha sha sha shiteeeee
In the clearing stands a boxer and a fighter by his trade

>>216031833
Get the rune scaped
Get the grey squirrels raped

I bet the slow horse had a fit stupid mom

>>171136503
remember when mousenonce actually tried to help /brit/ posters and wasnt evil all the time?

have you all forgotten the time mousenonce said he'd fuck a child?

>>216031849
einstein looking ass

>>216031858
>>216031861
This also MUST be posted

>>216031876
that was the spain parasite

>>216031808
not my job mate

exhausting life the parasite has, only dreams of being the conquering hero not a reality. he isn’t even liked on an anonymous website

>>216031876
mouseGOD

would quite like to bash the canadian anime pedophile's orbital bones to pieces with a brick so he permanently loses vision in both eyes

having her would be worth it! I would still love her!
it would be very painful... for anyone

>>216031849
Never been able to get tea on a plane, certainly not in business class. She has a point

Letting my curly irish locs grow out

>>216031876
mental how fucking based mousey is

Autism is actually mental when you think about it

You're just trying to act like a normal human being for your whole life so people don't treat you like a freak. There are periods where you're actually pulling it off and it feels euphoric, but then if you let the mask slip and don't constantly put in energy to seem normal you start sinking back into your old autistic self and it genuinely feels like you're a subhuman again

>>216031876
we all make mistakes

Mousey is well liked and welcome here.

Chess bros....

>>216031891
tell gay sad one to come back to /brit/ fuockign now

just been graped by a pdf file

>>216031934
As soon as I open my mouth I can tell that they know

>>216031961
oh that's not-

>>216031934
get rekt dickhead

I'm nuts

>>216031980
hrvoje wtf

>>216031979
someone said that after they KO'd me in the wildy and it hurt my feelings

>>216031967
Ktim

Report mousenonce to MI5

Operators, we're back in the game.

>>216032005
mousey literally works for GCHQ

>>216031961
want me to unalive them for you?

need a private chef me

love a nice after dinner rapewank

Hm

>>216030831
who's that?

/brit/ posters are smarter than that. they’ won’t be tricked by parasite propaganda

stupid browns setting off fireworks and making dogberg bark

he should be called greysquirrelnonce

I wish I did. I need a job

>>216032045
one day you may

>>216032033
timmy's crush

>>216032041
Same here. What paki festival is it?

>>216031967
Ktim
I genuinely have to have my life maxxed out to the fullest just to have enough confidence and sense of security that I can act normal enough to not trigger the 'tism radars of every normie
I have to be on top form with my looks, fashion, finances, gym, hobbies, charisma, just to feel like I belong
At one point a few years ago I had that and I fear I'll never get it again

>>216032065
PARASITE

>>216032069
Diwali^^

A mouse has hit the thread

Pajeets can set off fireworks until 1am but you can't even have a bonfire on BONFIRE night now

>>216032090
pronounced div-ali, which says it all

i believe he prefers to be called simply mouse now

>festival of light
>celebrated in the dark
make it make sense

>>216032135
you can actually

>>216032085
>>216032000
>>216031967
i feel like not using 4chan would probably help you act a bit more normal mates

autism's a weird thing cause i see so many normal cunts "acting autistic" as in being unable to read a room or another person's emotions

farmfoods gone geek

>>216032152
his momma called him mousenonce, im gona call him mousenonce

>>216032161
there can't be light without darkness. something to think about

slicing a hole in a block of spam and deflowering it

thats a girl pretending to be male

skyping the american gf soon got any good memes to share?

Right.

Evening lads, time to settle in for West Ham v Brentford live on Monday night football. I am craving a night of cheap thrill television to deprogrammed from a shite Monday FULL of toil.

>>216032190
yes there fucking can dickhead

GeoWizard is a right rorke isn't he
despite trespassing on everyone else's property

i wish i poo
i wish i poo you wanted pee

>>216032220
they're shutting pizza hut down in UK

>>216032233
it’s mad cos he looks so Leftypol coded. Weak chin, scruffy beard, weak hairline and frail frame

>>216032230
dont mess around with me or things might get scary

>>216032262
square up right now

>>216032240
something deeply unnerving and evil about his face

>>216032265
this gimmick isn't funny

hello I am the latest lefty no hoper

life isn't a tragedy....its a comedy :)

>>216032260
his rorkery comes from a feeling of emasculation
he's like 5'8 and a stick
makes sense to blame the immigrants if that's you're fate tbf

>>216032292
kiss my arse

what do you reckon the best time to live in britain was as a normal bloke

scientists reveal the secret

>>216032293
at least corbyn looked normal, this guy is so bizarre man haha

scared to ever get in a fistfight with another bloke cause i'd def get hard when he hits me

can never be arsed to cook
can never be arsed to clean
would live off biscuits if i could

>>216032292
subjective parasite

>>216032293
something very off about this bloke

>>216032309
1960s or 1990s

>>216032298
thinking about this

>>216032292
he's been doing it for a decade lol

McMurdo Station, Willy Field Road, Antarctica

>>216032306
post bet slip from last night

>>216032355
Some walk that

got my cock and balls in the air friar

>>216032306
not sure about this, all the rorkes I know are big strong lads

>>216032376
no
currently pondering what my bet for the Brentford game will be
any ideas welcome
surely Brentford take it

might get back into juggling

>>216032298
no ones laughing

theres a yank at toil who has clearly read this book back to front 20 times
constantly repeats my name in conversation
obvious narcissist
does my head in talking to him but everyone else is friendly with him
dont know how anyone else cant see how fake he is

>>216032414
post the SLIP I want to know how much you won

>>216032428
Based autist

used to have all sorts of creative wanks as a young lad left to my own devices
a good one was hollowing out a banana peel then putting it in the microwave for a few seconds

>>216032428
seems like he's influenced you bigly

>>216032428
one of them autistic superpowers innit? everyone else is tricked by it but not the retards

>>216032428
I've twist at the end is that the ones you can't influence are your enemies. Be careful

how to win friends and influence corvids

influencing a poo

>>216032444
cba to screenshot but it was less than 30 quid I didn't put a big bet on
regret not putting more on but only reason I predicted 2-1 united was cos of a gut feeling I had before the game, didn't even fully believe myself

>spicy chicken burger
>it’s just a spicy sauce
Death to your entire family you filthy lying, cheating paki cunt

>>216032428
got an insufferable indian coworker that does this too
met so many of them that are soulless ladderclimbing course-selling andrew tate-fellating types it's unreal

>>216032428
cynical cunt

>>216032546
if I was going to bet on the game I quite like this. I won huge on a very similar bet when Newcastle played Arsenal. But not suggesting you follow it

too many bummers on the telly tonight

that book really rattled the runtcage for some reason
perhaps because they are frustrated that nobody likes them

a tea leaf stole my jam jar
i didn't get a good captain cook at him, but i think he was a septic tank

>>216032606
why you goin jail

>>216032528
is that so?
i do get the impression that hes realising that im wise to his tricks because hes starting to be mean to me

>>216032606
scrfeam

I see no other option but to kill the fucking neigbour's dog but I don't know how to do it properly and not get caught. wish you could just hire a dog hitman

any bitch made nigga in

little britain yaoi

inda mad how white people had tiny populations because they had tiny countries but as soon as we stole larger land we just automatically made way more white people to fill it the same way black and brown people do on their massive swathes of land

>>216032606
He is truly one of the most putrid “celebrities” in history. If I ever got my hands on him I would be compelled to end him for the sake of the human race.

DID YOU JUST REFER TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH AS 'OCTOBER'?!

>>216032636
Have you tried talking to the owners? Stop being an evil lazy cunt

> dog hitman
you mean hitdog

actually screaming through my cock at this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-dkqmRN8Qs

>>216032606
Looks like ai but I know it's not

>>216032636
Love hearing about your dog troubles but you are incredibly demented

cock toe twins

>>216032678
dont think the owners will kill the dog for him

>>216032701
wait its the two niggas kissin image

>>216032689
hitdogs are fluppin fentestuc with kutchup and mistard

>>216032592
fair play, not watched too much of either side this season so not got much of a clue
think I might just bet on Brentford to win and both sides to score and leave it at that

>>216032674
screamin

mental how fatima can cover her whole head but nobody else is even allowed a little bit of flair

mad how good the Force Unleashed was

it's weird how awful UK TV and film is when the UK probably produces the best music in the world (america produces the worst)

>>216032727
yeah thats funny

>>216032739
Kurt Cobain if he never picked up a guitar

>>216032636
was having a similar issue recently and was at the end of my tether but luckily they moved out, hope you have similar luck x

gave myself a footjob once when I thought I had a foot fetish

>>216032778
kek

bottom right lmao

sexo the white hair horse leader
shes so alpha
head squibbidy

Bringing me knoife on the bus. Wont catch me slipping

working on an extremely difficult poo

>>216032838
t.

Put this on a Birmingham billboard

>>216032778
incel claim getting a gf is impossible when these people exist

>>216032755
films are hard to make
music is easy to make

>>216032738
Doomjak

>>216032856
the biomass express

>The Metropolitan Police have confirmed that they will no longer investigate non-crime hate incidents
racism is now legal

this thing is legally a bike and WILL soon legally be barelling towards you on the pavement with a vanload of deliveroo orders in the back

Amerisissies?

Battelfield servers are down lads just fyi

>>216032896
>bicycle
>has four wheels

>>216032896
*tips it over when the brown man is delivering*

vomiting into a ziploc back and selling it on ebay

>>216032897
doubt that's true but it's probably mostly dumb women saying they're nonbinary or some shit

giant dint in my mattress. is this a problem or a feature of memory foam?

the scottish fellas cant get into their emails

KL

early sleepytime looms

>>216032956
shut up you stupid twat

Alright I'll be the first to admit it, I don't understand Mikeynomics

what the fuck lads my pizzas gone all over the box its like its been flying around in the back of the deliveroo van

gf just asked me very politely if it was ok if we could spend new years at her house this year and get a takeaway in. Bless her heart

>>216032985
remember to tip your uber driver, thaaaaaanks

>McVitie's Penguin and Club bars are no longer classed as chocolate after rising cocoa prices led the makers to switch to using other ingredients.

>Both treats are now described as "chocolate flavour" because the amount of cocoa they contain has been reduced after owner Pladis had to find cheaper alternatives to the main ingredient in chocolate.

things have taken a turn to the macabre

>>216032956
do you flip it?

lmfao this cunt
https://www.msn.com/en-sg/news/other/its-not-a-fight-its-a-funeral-sacked-worker-floods-lawyer-with-1800-pages-of-emails/ar-AA1OyBcW

>>216032985
You could be entitled to compensation

>>216033004
retard that would have happened before there was an opportunity to tip

Firework toil begins. But mainly because there’s a single Indian in my area

I will insist to my last breath that Dakota is well cuter than Elle

>>216033010
>sent 1,800 pages of abusive and irrelevant emails
>claims unfair dismissal

why are uranians so powerful

got a sweet gf me she deserves cuddles

I dont tip
If my food arrives fucked I drive around the city looking for him and then I rape him in the arse

>>216033078
mate read the lines

>'Because when I shoot, it's a double tap to the head. You won't crawl. You won't recover. You'll rot exactly where I left you.

>'I don't play. I don't warn. I end. There are no second chances when I move. No redemption arcs. No post-battle confessions.

>'When I strike, it's not a fight - it's a funeral. So if you ever come for Me, make sure you never miss. Because I won't.'

over email hahaha

>>216033094
what did she want. need to now how much of a cuck you are

had my tea and now i'm in bed

>>216033064
dakota is the same age as me so if she's not pretty then that means i'm not pretty
that is not acceptable

>>216033124
reckon we've all wanted to say stuff like that to toilberg at one point
give the lad a break i say

>>216033129
>>216032995
Is reading hard?

>>216033088
did you even read the source, retard? it's explained... because they get bullied by school kids for having gay parents, not because their parents are doing anything

>>216032995
>>216033094
lucky bastard

Rorke: 20 years in the can and not a peep
Leftypol: Witness protection program

>>216032177
>i feel like not using 4chan would probably help you act a bit more normal mates
I am a former normie, but I burned out masking all the time. I've formed and integrated into social groups repeatedly but once I started full time work around 23 I lost the energy.

made my bed and now I'm having my tea

If my girlfriend put kisses at the end of all her messages I’d batter her for being an idiot

>>'Because when I shoot, it's a double tap to the head. You won't crawl. You won't recover. You'll rot exactly where I left you.
>
>>'I don't play. I don't warn. I end. There are no second chances when I move. No redemption arcs. No post-battle confessions.
>
>>'When I strike, it's not a fight - it's a funeral. So if you ever come for Me, make sure you never miss. Because I won't.'

OOOOO LAHDIDAH LOOK AT ME I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND I HAVE SEX LOOK HOW COOL I AM

>>216033124
rorke on a madone

>>216033094
tell her to fuck off, you're going out clubbing and getting on the e's

>>216033124
you can tell these are all ai
they cannot train this sentence structure out for the life of them

>>216033167
no indiction that those 4posts* are connected

*my newly coined neologism for 4chan posts

My girlfriend died

>>216032428
>AHHHH MY COWORKER SMILES AT ME, IS PATIENT AND UNDERSTANDING, AND REMEMBERS MY NAME!!!
>THIS IS AWFUL!!!

>>216033187
oh look at me I’m above putting kisses that literally everyone does, cold incel twat

>>216032985
clarted it

*enters /brit/*

reminder to report the BE flags posts

>>216032856
Not quite that bad but i had a jumpy negro sat near my last time. Seemed like he was ready to snap any moment and im not up for a fair scrap with my infected armpit

>>216033226
the bull will be heartbroken

>>216033094
Why do you use WhatsApp rather than iMessage?

>>216033238
why do you keep posting ponies each time i post

>>216033246
shant

>>216032985
fuck that looks good
im humngry

>>216033216
I’m not 25 anymore anon

>>216033007
didn't flip it because the foam is only on one side

>>216033252
I suspect he's already moved on to greener pastures
(like your mum)

is it true that british sausages are usually made of pork and brits think beef sausages are weird even though they're objectively tastier?

need an outgoing extrovert cheerleader gf with white hair or blonde hair

niggas is houngry

>>216033274
breaky time for you innit
get a full english up you

>>216033296
...yh

>>216033286
flip it top to bottom not back to front

what did the Romans do for us then?

Don’t think I’ve met my girlfriend yet

>>216033296
pork sausages are the norm everywhere not that halal muck

I unironically like Peter Hitchens.
I think he's way smarter than his brother.
I think Abolition of Britain is one of the greatest books ever written.

>>216033296
nigga eating a wagyu beef hotdog

The Knesset* spent quite abit of time debating the West Midlands police today with all condemning them as anti semites and the first group ever to implement a banning order

*Commons

>>216033287
don't you know. the grass is never greener

>>216033308
bet you’ve had a full English up you lad

>>216033322
is she even born yet?

>>216033322
she's probably doing her homework lad

>>216033296
not about whether it's tastier it's about whether it has the taste you want
beef is tastier than chicken but sometimes i want a roast chicken dinner

>>216033340
yeah not for a while though

>>216033322
im at the point where i think every woman is either married or has a bf

Tell me what you want for me, take a look at what you see. Let me know if this right here is something you can have for years.

Mad how having a girlfriend is just a normal thing for most people. It’s not a target or an objective, they just shagged a coworker at a Christmas party and now they’ve been together for 17 months.

fighting the globalists by stinking out my incel bedroom

got a supermodel on my lap chilling in my tower posting on brit. you migt have heard of it by the way the eiffel tower.. yes that one. my father owns it

>>216033340
SCREAMINGGGGGGG
FLYING!!!!!!!

Yes, absolutely. I completely agree with you

that video for the game where they do their animations on the beeps with the repetitive beats has fit characters in it

>>216033361
it’s well normal I reckon
I’ve had .. 6 gfs I think that were 1 year or more

logging on to the incel command centre

>>216033332
they are both mongs, christopher only gets the credit he does due to political expedience

im with catberg
he makes me hold him with one arm like a football while rests on me

>>216033361
Completely effortlessly, they accomplished things that you couldn't imagine -- no, not even in your wildest of dreams.

YouTube kino

Looking at childhood pictures and coming to the harrowing realisation that I’ve always been pug ugly and unusually short. Hate to sound blackpilled, but it legitimately was over before it even began.

>>216033431
for me its the fact im a mentally ill freak

>>216033431
you're not as short as me, im 5'6

>>216033444
ropefuel

Sir Old School RuneScape

>>216033458
if i didn't have a 404,000 quid net worth, maybe

Reckon my mum and dad shouldn’t have been so openly racist in my presence - that was probably where it all began to go wrong for me. Got expelled from Year 5 for writing racism into my homework.

>>216033442
ktim

might get one of thse

>>216033481
giz a fiver

0 foreign aid

dont worry shortmongs
I'm 6'4 but im so fat and autistic it doesnt even matter

>>216033409
Hot

5 star

yeah well i'm 5'6 AND bald. checkmate

>>216033332
saw mr hitchens at the train station a few months ago
i said "hello mr hitchens, nice to me you" and he grunted back at me then walked away

>>216033483
When I was little my grandad was driving through an area with loads of Muslims and as one of the women was crossing the road, my grandma pointed it out and my grandad sped up

>>216033495
rape bench?

>>216033495
>not getting a full multigym


ngmi

Reckon that having a sweet and compassionate girlfriend who looked like Jenna Coleman would fix 99,9% of my issues

I'm 5'3 with an attitude

manletopia aka the shire

>>216033495
>>216033544
just get a gym membership you asocial bastards

>>216033544
cant fit that in my studio can i

Rorke meowing his fucking head off outside my bedroom door

>>216033522
alri krillin

i refuse to believe anyone wants this

sucking a bowl of tuna pasta xx

>>216033610
can't eat it anymore me
ate a bowl every single day for a year as my only meal
survival mode

i've been taking vitamin B12 supplements to see if they would make me more powerful but i haven't noticed any effects at all

shitting hellfire

how do you make tuna pastra

>>216033652
are you pregnant

Being poor is so weird! Like, when I think of tuna, I think of tuna from a fancy sushi place, and you think of tuna from a shitty can! Like a cat. Poor people are a lot like cats.

>>216033633
that sounds brutal lol


reckon the only dish i could scran for a year would be chicken and rice, chili powder with it i guess

>>216033296
very true

>>216033670
horse named fish
horse named pastara
uhh

>Warwick Davis with aids
>"ᴵ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃᶦᵈˢ"

>>216033676
not yet teehee xx

>>216033652
been taking zinc every day makes me cummies thick

get it fucking made then

5’6 is crazy

>>216033680
canned tuna and proper tuna serve completely different purposes

>>216033692
that's odd, beef sausages have a lot of flavour while pork sausages taste like a condom full of grease

>>216033680
you are jealous of that fact (everybody wants to be a cat)
>>216033718
:3
good >:3 sex sex

6 7

>>216033680
midwit post

i'm 5'7.5

>>216033680
i think canned tuna is healthier than full tuna

>>216033720
was thinking about this but theres already zinc in my multivitamin

>>216033769
>>216033769
>>216033769

any spazmoidical freaks in

>>216033767
are multivits actually good? i've read they're quite bad and the body doesnt really absorb the vitamins well from them

not even going to bother >>216033778
>>216033778
>>216033778
at all>>216033778
>>216033778

>>216033787
Possible that they're better than nothing though but yeah I have heard getting them through food is much much better

>>216033787
i heard its fine if you take them with food

dem a squeak

scr

what just happened

wot

>>216034467
heard that at 7am this morning driving to work, not really breaking is it now

Jannies don't like Belle Delphine from the looks of it

>>216034497
just heard the news meself

too afraid to make the new
someone else get it made

JANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

right so hes gone mental

>>216034489
janberg cast an autosage curse on the thread, sometimes they can't just delete the thread like a real man

Janny, with all due respect, you've been taking the piss MASSIVELY recently.
Pack it in.

>>216034509
just heard about the hillsborough squeeze meself, breaking news that

>>216034543
>>216034543
>>216034543

>>216034557
um

Imagine deleting that peng belle gif need it reposted in the new

someone make a new

oh my days

what the fuck is his problem

JANNY YOU SILLY CUNT

howl

yeah wasn’t a good edition

HES GOEN MENTAL OMG

>>216034708
>>216034708
>>216034708

this is it…the last /brit/

NEW
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