Thread 216033769

the gyaldem edition

>>216033769 (OP)
crikey nora

Anything good happen in the old? I was at Tescohen

There's a woman ovulating in my building. She hasn't done anything to me yet, but I can hear her breathing down my spine when I enter the elevator, I can feel her frame heaving up and down with primal hunger. I can tell she is stalking me like prey.

She hasn't done anything to me yet though, so I can't call the police. I know she's thinking about sinking her nails into my flesh and biting my shoulder, but I can't call the police. Because she hasn't done anything to me yet. So I can't do anything about it.

She's saying "hiii" to me, with way, way, way too many "i"s at the end, she's lingering around when she sees me. She's trying to break the touch barrier, not too directly, but pretty directly. There's a woman ovulating in my building. She is going to do something terrible to me. I can tell.

#incel #protectmen #womenrape

plap plap plap plap plap GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT plap plap plap plap plap

what a spastic

>>216033808
did you know incel backwards is lecni

just putting that out there

>>216033803
someone admitted to being 5’6

>>216033808
Women unironically just wait around at places when they want friends (and get a bit old). sort of to a level where it would be pathetic for a man to do it but I think its cute. just something they do I think

>>216033769 (OP)
name?

>>216033830
he's not wrong and you've all be done

>>216033769 (OP)
when small boat crossings line go up

>>216033895
kill yourself

>>216033867
Gong Whaleen

turbanheads setting off firewalls

>>216033769 (OP)
>

i wanna fuck my computah

6 foot 4 incel what a fucking waste of a good hand in life

Sucking on a coffee at 8 minutes past 8.

>>216033769 (OP)
she is not a member of the gyaldem or even the baddiedem, do try and keep up

one would conclude, given all the short men out there who are married, that "women only date tall guys" would be the first incel myth to dispel, yet here we are.

Sir Gok Wan

any spazmoidical freaks in

>>216033951
you’re gonna fucking die

can't look at belle delphine images without thinking of her beautiful arsehole and pussy

started going downhill after 19

do they make sex arses with attached willies

>>216033977
alexis texas and briella bounce were best scenes in that series

>>216033957
not you’re right she mogs all those little spastics into oblivion

>>216034003
referring to >>216033977
not my life

that started when i was 0

>>216033989
She's decaffeinated.

oh deary deary me, does it get any gayer than me?

>>216033950
give me pussy then
post didnt send for some reason

mad how kino america is

>>216033976
obi gokwan kenobi

>>216034038
decaffeinated my butt

sometimes i write something to be funny and then think "that's something a reddit user would write" and cringe a bit

>>216034065
don't appreciate it when other spain flags are in here, sort of my thing really isn't it?

>>216034058
that is your task and your task alone, and if you can’t find a way, no one will

>>216034059
I think living in London with brief stints in America is the most kino lifestyle

Beatrice shows the strain on visit to her father Andrew in Windsor's Royal Lodge as he hunkers down after losing titles and facing Met probe

do they make dildos with attached sex arses

>>216034059
what do you like about it? i find it grim

>>216034101
that sounds fucking awful
no way you're white

https://x.com/zoomerhistorian/status/1980205764170899915
BASED

>>216034104
they make dildos where the dick goes inside of it

>>216033968
He gettin womfy

>>216033977
how many big wet asses can there be!

Right, I'll tell you what's happening here.
You see how this was newed by a yank flag? Well, I've got yank flags filtered.
I've been staring at the old waiting for a new post for a good five minutes.
Fuck.

>>216033854
get fucking sent flyoing

>>216034103
whys it all kicked off with him again. i thought the queen paid to make it go away before she died and then virginia was offed

remember the glory days of /brit/ where 190 would argue until he was blue in the face that height was all that mattered (because it’s all he had)

Is there a point of no return with depression? Any lifelong depressed cunts that turned it around here?

>>216034113
You don't like Pengdon?

>>216034111
the spirit of their people is what makes it so great

>>216034104
posted that because its for people with ED btw. I dont have that btw but it sounds like you could use them for what you need

>>216033836
alright lad don't bully me
its not my fault

>>216033975
Yes but they cuckold those men

>>216034144
feel like i died years ago and theres no way i can come back

Why don't we have this shit in the UK?

>>216034002
Just looking at her pictures used to make me feel something strange inside. I've still lost interest in all girls, besides her.

She was all I thought about all day, every day. I would cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. I know now that will never happen though. But that is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die

Tonights dish

>>216034144
its like smoking mate
you can "give it up" but its always there in the background

>>216034127
why did she do it

>>216034150
they’re fat retarded golems

>>216033975
Incel doctrine covers this.

I think a lot of my problems in life could be solved with a cute chubby femboy

>>216034184
doesn't make-up contradict the purpose of the hijab

>>216034194
reminds one of the excretion of a ginger-haired pop rock star

>>216034183
bros first love was an only fans account

>>216034221
so this is mousey

>>216034183
this is like when girls get a justin bieber obsession lol
you can see why she made millions

>>216034194
wow rice and cum shite
lovely stuff mate

>>216034184
don’t care I’d shag that until the room stinks

reminder to report the BE flags posts

>>216034172
Sounds about right. I have corpse dysmorphia.
>>216034211
Mortifying

>>216034221
funniest thing I’ve seen in a bit

>>216034025
i think soogs mogs her

>>216034221
thats literally a fat nigga

hate when people use the word 'chubby' to describe someone that is clearly obese

>>216034193
he needs his royal titles and duties taking away

>>216034221
just sicked up my dinner thanks mate

>>216034231
There's a person behind the account you idiot and she is beautiful and was perfect

>>216034262
It already has a name - cotards delusion

>>216034144
listened to frightened rabbit in the hopes that i can reach it

>>216034272
RUBBISH

>>216034221
he needs his plates taken away

>>216034284
She’s not even hot without makeup

>>216034281
he'll be promoted

>>216034272
i have no dog in this fight but honestly no fucking way lmao

>>216034221
imagine grabbing fistfuls of that beautiful belly while you pump his arse

>>216034183
get help

sorry meant >>216034334
for >>216034193

all of those women are disgusting freaks
cant imagine being sexually attract to them

tbf Justin bieber was like a genetically engineered human to attract women. This guy used to go to every country in world and shag queues of the hottest girls like a Bonnie blue line (not memeing)

it was very bizarre learning belle delphine went to my school

oy vey hello it's me jeremy corbyn but uglier and shittier

>>216034392
ok

>>216034392
he had young billy eilish crying over him when he announced he got a girlfriend

>>216034299
>>216034330
must be a type thing then

>>216034419
they bloody love rubbing their hands together

just learned this sexo anime was invented by a woman