Thread 216034708

Britain Edition

>>216034708 (OP)
we'll see if JANNY is still on a madone

December.

into another one?

MK ULTRA gf that has my best interests at heart (with the sex stuff)

>>216034750
roaring

GO ON JANNY
WHATS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THIS ONE
YOU PLONKER

Just started yelping out in pain because I remembered it's only Monday

*emerges from behind a bookshelf*
is... is it safe?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QyQ0ydzvFJo
timmies kid (half horse)

>>216034803
will be banned because technically shetland and orkney aren't on the island of britain

The kind of tired sleep won't fix, me. ahahahaha x

>>216034819
i told you to stay in there until i say
*runs through the thread with an ak-47*

sir skin flint

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1760987139353925.jpg
sexo egyptian cat or deity (they want to be cats anyways, because cats are epic)

....some say that he does it for free....and that his smegma is a rare delicacy on a small island off the coast of Fiji

all we know is....HE'S CALLED THE JANNY

>>216034853
FOMYEG

i'm attracted to french women
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NB03j2PDbTQ

>>216034853
:o lovely!

>>216034861
belter mate

janny fucking hates me today
not on are kid

>>216034845
the video of this is better, just mean mugging the camera as they're stood out in the rain lookin' all 'ard. these two had such a grip on the internet years ago, there hasn't really been something like ti since where one single person was so internet famous for absolutely months

>>216034908
berg

uhh ok

he should be allowed to attach images to his posts

What do you wear on dates?

>>216034908
perfect puss

>>216034708 (OP)
Yorkshire looking nice and chunky.

And I stand by my earlier assertion that the East and North Ridings are full of handsome, intelligent ANGLO folk whilst the West Riding is a den of iniquity, peopled solely by Afro-Hibernian 'tards with a penchant for pilfering

nice things in my head but they arent mine and idk why they are there

>>216034908
vile little runt

post the pic

you know the one

might go nigger bashing

>>216034946
would
YJK her m

morning lads

soupy discharge

>>216034942
Never been on one

>>216034988
can’t do that these days, due to you know what

:3 we don’t mind if you post the images mr mouse

oh my God my mate just sent me a pic of a massive shit he just took, fills the fucking bowl up. I've never seen the like of it. Wank material is sorted for the next month at least.

>>216035008
>gif
not a fucking chance

hmm

>>216034999
cum...
or the yogurt thing >:3 unless there is actually a kind of discharge if it is some type of color

yo listen up heres a story
about a little rorke that lives in a gammon world

>>216034969
But where was he running to? Would have loved it if the driver saw and stopped

>>216035024
Would use like fleshlight

>>216034988
bloke I worked with told me him and his pals would jump in a minibus and go down to leicester to beat up random pakis back in the late 70s/early 80s
thank god we've evolved into something better as a nation

>>216035024
those tits are mournful
like two fried eggs stapled to a wall

Cute...

You, you're such a big star to me
You're everything I wanna be
But you're stuck in a hole
And I want you to get out
I don't know what there is to see
But I know it's time for you to leave
We're all just pushing along
Trying to figure it out, out, out
Oh, you're a nigger and you ought to die
But you can have it all
You can have it all

>>216035027
was there another celen dion that lived like 80 years ago and was super famous

Just heard Ricky Gervais got cancelled

lol

>>216035049
what the HELLY

>>216035049
MODS

Just spent £35 on something

dont know who on earth would spend 5 grand on one of these things

>>216035035
Nahhhh marg dukes on a mad one

>>216035078
did you get a dildo thing

Wow.

remember when 2016mong was insisting jeremy clarkson was cancelled and his career was over because of that meghan markle article

>>216035071
get them in

>>216035112
WOW! :3

felt tired since 5pm

>>216035080
extremely jewsine zuccergBERG looking head contraption
>>216035112
cute!

So come on,
Do a shite,
On my face,
Let it shite, just let it shite,
Let it shite

>>216035071
paid mine off this year
50 grand down the drain

Janny, I know he's posting the mice, but please mate... Please... Don't do anything rash.

Reggie's been on the cake...

might fuck a Chinese woman pregnant because they are high IQ but dont have to suffer from arsenice/lead poisoning like they do in China (training weight removed)

>>216035127
felt tired since i woke up me
got mento elf you see

>>216034969
If you have to take your shoes off to fight you're wearing girl's shoes

officially done with Twitch. it will no longer let me log in for no good reason. stupid pussy website

poo scr

nothing wrong with posting the mice, it’s time for us as a general to grow up and move on

>>216035183
been on the nigger words have we

might stop doing that because it seems like I am just sitting here saying I want to get pregnant
going to sit here and say I want sex instead
and also Chinese people are high IQ (you can now seethe)
>>216035200
I am image banned currently :(

>>216035162
rubes looking sultry af corr blimey

i'm in swanage de lat
swanage de lats

the way to know that the holohoax didn't happen to take a look at the amish. that's a religious group to experience persecution and the generational trauma was such that got arrested development and stuck themselves in the 16th century

compare to israelis crying about about the death camps but still living in tel aviv or new york

>arsenice
shriekging

just bought a couple of these as bookends

>>216035210
that is unfair!!

>>216035217
never been to swanage
just one of those places isn't it
one of those places you just don't go

bit depressed. im good at my job but this fella born in fucking 2006 has recently joined the company and he's putting us all to shame. he's been working with computers since he was in a pram and he's making shit in 2 days which would take me a week or 2 to do. no idea what i can even do to get to his level

>>216035183
For me it's the ads every few minutes and then them telling me to turn off my adblocker which doesn't block the ads

I see why he does it now, the mice are pretty cute

>>216035228
corr nice one lad. pip get paid in did it?

>>216035207
no it is saying my browser version is out of date even though im on the latest version. Probably a lie to get me to uninstall adblocking stuff

been on call for 24 hours because of this aws shite
im fucking shattered

So how do these freaks that look like cex cashiers manage to get girlfriends?

>>216035228
they should sell limited edition after eights with 'the royal mint' stamped on them

Genuinely though if you haven't fingered yourself at least once what are you doing? Aren't you even curious about the appeal? I don't do it often but you know every now and then I'm wanking and start feeling a bit fruity and I just pop a finger in. You get one life, live a little. Considering getting an anal vibrator actually.

I fucking suck at my job and I hate it and don't care about it at all

aaaaaaaaahh I need to consoom

boom boom boom boom
i want you in my room

>>216035256
work at aws or use it
and why dont you have high availability in, with multi-region deployment

>>216035274
there is a lot of ugly retarded women with low standards despite what terminally online incels will tell you

>>216035242
more fool him, overperformers get rewarded with more work

>>216035312
Remember when they tried to make her cool

Did you support Arsenal before the brain injury?

>>216035274
this is the city folk version of touching an electric fence one time in your life (or pissing on an electric fence) even though I have touched one and put my finger in my butt before

havent cumed in a week and things are getting scary

>>216035312
She looks pissed as per usual

>>216035332
Make it a month

>>216035312
love her

jannies are really going nuclear with the rule 3 bans now aren't they

sex sex

I like the mice and want them posted

Can feel a large pressure in my colon, know there's a fat shit in there somewhere but it's not ready to come out. If I go sit on the toilet now I'll just be straining for twenty minutes waiting for it to come out. Reminds me of the worst constipation I ever had where my shit was so big and hard that I was actually scared it was going to rip my arsehole in half. Ended up fingering up my bum to break it apart a bit before I shat it out. Mental that. Think I was going through depression and was just dehydrated as fuck.

Rorka-Cola
Pepsipol

>>216035311
still ahve to reroute shite

>>216035338
bet shes a right laugh on the lash

>>216035379
LOL

>>216035367
They're
Not Allowed ok !!

>>216035353
make it two

>>216035313
Not sure what that has to do with my post but I am a terminally online incel to be fair.

>>216035367
ok... I will post them !!

>>216035373
POV I stopped slapping someone in the face with my dick 5 seconds ago and look to make sure im on target for starting slapping again

met a rather lovely chinese girl who works at google
going on a date next week

mousey right as usual, having babies with a Chinese women is the high iq route for good offspring. Stuck with my dim but loveable English gf, too late for me haha

Lawyers for 4chan described the fine, which is the first to be handed down under the new regulation, as “risible” and “stupid”.

4chan, which has been referred to as the “cesspit of the internet”, has previously been blamed for radicalising young men, while also being linked to mass shootings.

>>216035382
one terraform deployment to update the api gateway cname to the disaster recovery api gateway
then again, i use azure so everythings a piece of piss

>>216035403
don`t Do It

It`s
Not worth !!

>>216035405
O_O

>>216035397
whoops meant to reply to the cunt talking about CEX cashiers my bad

fucking screming

>>216035411
sure you have, rorke

>>216035389
Thanks mate

>>216035424
try doing that with billions of calls mate

>>216035353
do you really only get 10m dongs a month? converted to AUD i get at least triple that and i'm on the dole

>>216035403
:ooo SEXO

>>216035425
but I already posted a few and the janitor didn't mind!!

>>216035403
that carrot looks like a dogs dick I mean carrot

>>216035433
Leftypops Senior

>>216035434
What he meant to say was he saw a lovely chinese girl when he searched for them in google images

>>216035433
employed woman in 20 years

>do you really only get 10m dongs a month?
Thats a lot of dongs

>>216035420
>4chan
>young men
Haha yes all us youngsters here

ok then

>>216035433
rorkes da

>>216035433
corrr peng

more MICE!

>>216035463
me on the bottom

brentford 2-0 west ham
hammers are going down this season lads
east London in bits

um

bomb the data centres

>>216035495
so fucking what

>>216035476
sexy...

>>216035433
>>216035473
imagine going to see yer da and he rocks up like this ffs

howling 2: your sister is a werewolf

Right see you in four hours when the thread becomes bearable again

>>216035495
we need an actual bloodthirsty psychopath to take power at this point

>>216035484
born in '05, me

>>216035476
WOW!

right time to get on all fours and start barking

>>216035509
>>216035463

me? secretive man with no secrets

what's the deal with all these fireworks outside then?
Something these nu-britons are celebrating, I presume?

love those mouse photos

evening gents
any drug mongs in the thread? been thinking I need to get into substance abuse lately because I'm a bit fed up

>>216035526
cannot imagine being born this late
you were a little boy when I was shagging birds at uni

>>216035564
Reform wished Happy Diwali earlier, so I'm assuming it's that

>>216035564
We're all celebrating Diwali lad x

very unhinged threads lately lads, what's going on? menthol elf day?

becoming very narcissistic temporarily within the last 5 minutes

added my sister on discord and she calls herself a "gooner" in her username, may have been a mistake

>>216035568
almost 1.5 years of the meow meow muck myself

>>216035582
>

any diwali man in today

Need middle-class people out of business

turn 21 next year and i already feel like my lifes over, can't imagine how some of you feel in your mid-late 20s

>>216035594
Toilfreaks on a monday madone. Plus the usual suspects.

not even /brit/ gives a fuck about Joe Pasquale on The Chase. The show is dead

>>216035616
fucking shieking

thumbnail of the monk looks like a bonde gir standing next to a horse

>>216035526
Fetus ass nigga didn't even watch Dick and Dom in the Bungalow as a kid. You probably watched Gumball or some shit.

>>216035606
any choice substances for me to wreck my life with lad
preferably something that's not too much of a hassle to get my hadns on

>>216035605
get her fucking shagged immediately

>>216035644
>>216035616
>>216035602
>>216035594
>>216035581
>>216035549
sir parasite

'96 me

>>216035660
this!!!

parasite always begging for mouseGOD attention VERY sad and extremely cringe

Sometimes I think Bradley is forcing his laughter at something which isn't very funny!

dont let perfect be enemy of the good

need a girl who treats (owns) me like im her horse

>>216035652
Nowt wrong with gumball though is there
>>216035618
ktim

>>216035655
mephedrone is my favourite
ketamine a close second
speed good but only if you are that way inclined
never been a fan of coke
never done H but heard its good
big fan of kratom
only done research psychedelics and didnt like them

Timmy thinking this is what is meant by crimson victory paint

started getting grey hairs when i was like 14, now at 30 i'm as silver as a second place medal

Seems Heatherpaedo's new gimmick is trying pretend to be mousey calling out the parasite

jackie chan adventures for me

might become a vagrant of sorts

>>216035731
youre timmy

>>216035588
>Reform wished Happy Diwali earlier
So does Farage actually want deportations or what? What's he doing wishing the people he's meant to deport in 4 years a happy diwali for?

>>216035731
his brother in law somewere dere x

oh no melty

You should be banned from /brit/ until you are 25. You fetuses are young enough that you can still actually make something of your life. Why are you here. Go make an onlyfans and show off your zoomer twink bodies or something. Make some money.

>>216035760
youre timmy

I reckon one of the lads from smithy boy and da crew is posting in here

>>216035737
ding ding ding

Timmy experiencing crimson victory

RIP Daniel Naroditsky

Obviously, a series of Prime Ministers and Parliamentarians have destroyed Britain for their own benefit.

BUT

What do they actually gain?
Where will they lay down roots for their descendants?
Are the world's elites all heading to the Antarctic to live on a cold, isolated base?

parasite melty stink huge

>>216035783
probs LDot the nonce

got a boil on my pubis

>>216035737
notice that he can only copy? (he is a parasite)
>>216035790
you got called timmy yesterday and started going to the cuck cuck shit immediately, and everyone say it

>>216035760
sup crodie
whole lotta snappin goin on rn, it a heinousdem x

>>216035778
>You fetuses are young enough that you can still actually make something of your life.
Failed every course I did in college and now I'm a NEET at 20 with no qualifications, average looks, average intelligence and no other redeeming qualities. It's over, there's nothing I can do to actually redeem myself.

>>216035815
dem a prepare demself fi gherkin shift

>>216035793
horrible news that. Kramnik has blood on his hands

how many of these 'grooming gang' victims went willingly for a smoke or a bag of chips? be honest lads wdy think

reminder to report the BE flags posts

:D

>>216035838
women do that shit willingly they wouldnt even need to offer them anything

>Dick and Dom in the Bungalow
>Raven
>Trapped
>Horrible Histories (when it was still good)
>Young Dracula
>Sarah Jane Adventures
>50/50

That lineup was STACKED senpai.

>>216035839
+1 and the UK flags/any other flags that are obviously him

>>216035866
scream

Here are historically documented examples of white women on plantations engaging in sexual relationships with Black men. Because of the structure of slavery, these were always coercive and exploitative, regardless of how they may have been described in records:

Dorothea Bourne & Edmond (Virginia, 1820s)
Her husband, Lewis Bourne, sought a divorce claiming Dorothea lived “in open adultery” with Edmond, an enslaved man. Testimony indicated she bore children by him. This case appears in Virginia’s legislative petitions and has been analyzed by historian Joshua Rothman.

Polly Lane & Jim (Virginia, early 1800s)
Lane accused Jim, an enslaved man, of rape. However, evidence showed she was already pregnant before the alleged incident, suggesting she had been in a sexual relationship with him earlier. Scholars such as Martha Hodes and Diane Miller Sommerville note this case as an example of a white woman’s sexual involvement with a black man that later became framed as assault when exposed.

Patterns in Divorce and Church Discipline Records (Virginia & North Carolina, 1800–1861)
In adultery suits and church investigations, records show white married women occasionally accused or had sexual relationships with enslaved men. Communities often treated these as scandals, and husbands used them to seek divorce. These cases confirm that such relations did occur, even if rare compared to the more common abuse of enslaved women by white men.

Thomas A. Foster (“The Sexual Abuse of Black Men under American Slavery” and Rethinking Rufus) compiles evidence that black men were victims of sexual coercion by both white men and women.

Martha Hodes (White Women, Black Men) provides detailed accounts of these cases, including Dorothea Bourne and Polly Lane.

Encyclopaedic sources on Virginia and Southern slavery summarize that white women sometimes exercised sexual power over enslaved men, though cases are less documented because they threatened prevailing ideas of white womanhood.

>>216035863
>Sarah Jane Adventures
still goated. better than doctor who has been for the last 8 years

>>216035793
>it's real

NO

don't hide behind the first letter like a faggot, say nigger you stupid cunt

FilterGODS (shaggers) don't have this problem

>>216035793
Who?

>>216035831
2017 November 1, Byker, “Excreeshia gets an extra $600 on her EBT card by mistake and chimps out”, in soc.culture.african.american[1] (Usenet):
I could barely understand any of that bix nood. I wonder if the fish hooks in its bootlips had anything to do with that. I want to see the chimpout when they correct the error next week after the coon has already niggered the money away.

>>216035820
stupid defeatism at 20 boo hoo
you'll be crying the same tune in 20 years

>>216035820
Go do an apprenticeship, get a trade. I'm nearing my late 20s and that's what I'm doing. I'm in a much worse situation than you agewise but what am I gonna do, give up? Gotta do something. Did you go uni? If not, why not go do that?

>>216035866
pooing and roaring

>>216035916
>>216035910
>>216035882
>>216035858
>>216035815
>>216035831
>>216035815
parasite

>>216035014
the WOKE

OK the thread is unusable right now so im going to bed

reminder that if you filter then you are a part of the problem and I still respect you all less because of how you acted yesterday
goodight everyone except my literal enemies

wish I was amish

>>216035946
gngn

the Belgian is insane
total nutcase, need him locked up

>>216035956
I don't, i reckon i'd give that lifestyle Amish

>>216035882
>>216035910
October 20, Byker, “Excreeshia gets an extra $0.003 on her double post by mistake and chimps out”, in soc.culture.african.american[1] (Usenet):
I could barely understand any of that bix nood. I wonder if the fish hooks in its bootlips had anything to do with that. I want to see the chimpout when they correct the error next week after the coon has already niggered the money away. doesnt give a fuck about black history mnth for 2 weeks now - 20th Oct - because they dont have a history

>>216035956
Wish I was never born.

>>216035937
the bus is here x

>>216035820
>over
you don't know the meaning of the word buddy

wish i lived next to a migrant family blessing in the new dexter where i pop round for tea and go to their random parties

>>216035923
>you'll be crying the same tune in 20 years
Yeah cause I'm in no position to actually do anything to make sure things will be different for me in 20 years.
>>216035925
>Go do an apprenticeship, get a trade
Apprenticeships where I live get filled up pretty much instantly, and they usually want you to have some GCSEs which I still don't have anyway. Retaking them at this point would cost me money that I don't have and can't get because there are no jobs here.
>Did you go uni?
Can't afford it, and even if I took out a loan, it's not like anyone can ever pay it back, can they?

calling it a night, which I’m actually able to do unlike you

No life
No sex
No friend
No point :(

>>216036036
>Apprenticeships where I live get filled up pretty much instantly

ah no point trying then, or offering to work a couple of weeks trial

>>216036036
maths and english are free

think i might have deep vein thrombosis

>>216035863
>>Dick and Dom in the Bungalow
Never liked them. "HAHAHA lets shout bogies in the library" shut the fuck up you're grown men
>>Raven
Never saw it
>>Trapped
Decent background watch
>>Horrible Histories (when it was still good)
Very overrated and still had a lot of self-hating anti-British propaganda even back then
>>Young Dracula
Never saw it
>>Sarah Jane Adventures
Good
>>50/50
Never saw it

Anyway I had Sky TV so the only time I ever watched any of these was at my grandmother's

/brit/ meetup doing a pub crawl in pubs closest to the gherkin when?

>>216036055
she's so hot i'd kill myself in front of her

Bruv think he writes for TV guide lmaooo

>>216034969
tiktok skit

how a crimson victory feels

>>216036055
give us her name then

if you can't pay they'll take it away

goign to bed soon

>>216036055
I want to plap her while her Wonder Woman figures watch me

might join an african church and become their mzungu

>>216036099
another successful day of being the saddest cunt alive was it

>>216036099
thought the cronem were standing on a mountain made of fried chicken there for a second but it's just a light brown mountain

>>216036111
cherryneedles

>>216036036
>Yeah cause I'm in no position to actually do anything to make sure things will be different for me in 20 years.
wrong retard. insanely and suicidally stupid retarded mong assertion

Eating a "jersey mike's" for the first time... not too bad

>>216035618
>mid-late 20s
Heh yh 20s....

>>216036092
screaming

>>216036077
>"HAHAHA lets shout bogies in the library" shut the fuck up you're grown men
wow almost like they're on children's tv

>>216036139
Masshole?

heard you want her hymen back
ha, shut the fuck up
heard you want her hymen back
nuh uh you can't have that

>>216036055
Timmy's crush

might move to Guernsey

get your hands off my penis

>>216036099
praise JAH

>>216035863
man trapped i totally forgot about that so good

>>216036212
>cp company
ayo?

>>216036186
The blueprint for Englishmen in 2025.

>>216036036
If you haven't got maths and english GCSEs go get them, that's all you need for most apprenticeships and you can get those funded. You won't ever get fuck all without those GCSEs. As for uni, you don't pay back loans until you are making enough money to and it's just skimmed from your wages. Surely that's better than never having any wages at all?

At least get on the dole if you aren't. Get jobseekers and see if jobberg can hook you up with anything. You gotta try something mate. You aren't old enough to fully realize the gravity of not utilizing the last few years of your youth. It will get MUCH grimmer if you don't try all that you can.

epic cuckle brothers mega spam meltie

another day in my stupid nigger life

>>216036169
Decent children's TV doesn't patronise the kids watching
Also my parents let me watch Family Guy and South Park when I was 6 because they figured the adult jokes would go over my head anyway, but I think it only made my sense of immaturity far more edgier than Dick and Dom doing the bogey game

>>216036250
cronem's paint canvas

>>216036077
The only time I watched Sky was at my grandparents, so I had the reverse and mainly watched CBBC stuff. Honestly on Sky all I really liked was Spongebob anyway. But you have no soul if you watched Dick and Dom as a kid and didn't like it. I understand you had to be there so if you didn't watch it as it was coming out as a kid you won't get it.
>grown men
Yeah it was a show for children lad.

>>216036259
what's she looking at

Timmy's taxes pay for it all

>>216036301
4chan int brit

save katy and suck the cronem yourself

>>216035882
>women sometimes exercised sexual power over enslaved men
No shit

>>216036335
>>216036335
>>216036335

>>216036274
>Decent children's TV doesn't patronise the kids watching
Dick and Dom didn't do that, it was just silly. I don't see how it patronised anyone. It just did things that you wouldn't do on adult television.
>Also my parents let me watch Family Guy and South Park when I was 6 because they figured the adult jokes would go over my head anyway, but I think it only made my sense of immaturity far more edgier than Dick and Dom doing the bogey game
Family Guy is genuinely more patronising and retarded than anything that Dick and Dom ever aired.
>made my sense of immaturity far more edgier than Dick and Dom
What does this even mean? Are you ESL?

>Also my parents let me watch Family Guy and South Park when I was 6
fucking grim, can just tell your mum was on the dole