Thread 216036335

umadem edish

Mousey gained a fan tonight. I’ve just seen him log off completely unbothered and leave this freak screaming into the voice unheard and unsatisfied. Completely dominated lol

Just won an award

nth for the gyaldem

Hair graying.
Belly rounding.
Knees hurting.

>>216036353
Lol dis is Timmy's crush

rorke, as it were

the director of this should have kill himself as soon as he found out the substance beat him to release

Imagine if the Gherkin was never built
Would zeid still be deranged

no more hymens :)

Watched and enjoyed both Family Guy AND Dick and Dom during my childhood because my heart had room for edgy crassness and whimsical tomfoolery at the same time.

I need a good laugh, someone post that pic of foden

>>216036437
LOL

>>216036426
so called 'mousey' (poster who i only hear of and have no clue who he is)

>>216036434
he'd be on the interracial breeding grounds ting cloggy and asf used to post about. the ai rishi vocaroo still gets a kek out of me

bought some gold

I split smoove open over fifty caucasian hymens (em teens)
Dey hurt

>>216036465
cor imagine how soft she is

todays the day that all you see is violence and movies and sex in tv

>>216036465
kieran tierney looking better than ever after leaving arsenal

redhaired bopping on dem soulpoles

>>216036494
I shorted tae VIX

>>216036543
dis cronem looks like di cronem dey gave a house to

Smoking a marlboro red and drinking a pop on campus so they know what a real american patriot looks like

might do a cheeky carpe of the so-called diem

nigga literally called jailbait smoove

imagine how many cronem you could pack in it

used to wake up without an alarm at 7 am during summer just by natural sunlight. but now it's a struggle thanks to winterberg

>>216036648
?

tonight may be the night l finally change my bedsheets

the trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races

>>216036648
umm

in bed with the linen-scented candle lit and a hot chocolate (milk, not water)

>>216036536
Back where he belongs

I SAID SOMEONE POST THAT PIC OF FODEN

>>216036683
Thats more reddit than loving everyone

>>216036683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RnkcLMs4Wo

>>216036655
It's technically still summer

>>216036694
can't she use some of her 1.5m sub money to put some shit in her empty box room so her audio doesn't sound so horrendous

>>216036718
here you go, fooden

>>216036465
if the restaurant name is in Italian, you know it's going to be good

I want a European Trump that hunts down Antifa

you didn't follow proto

>>216036733
oh MY days lmao

>>216036733
jd vance reminds me of this guy from his 2010 gimmick videos

>>216036733
bud bud ding ding 2.99

sooth

I've got a lot of money and a car, and I'm extremely depressed/anxious - what should I do

>>216036755
not that one

>>216036785
there it is
hahahahahahahahaha
almost woke up the 'berg with how much I've been shrieking at this pic

>>216036750

when do the cocks go back

*crawls out of an unmarked grave*
right well I'm back from a bullshit 3 day ban, did I miss much?

>>216036842
Already have

>>216036777
>>216036777

>>216036842
already have

>>216036655
my body clock is set for 7:15-7:30 every day

>>216036353
Who is this? I know it's Timmy's crush, but who is she?

>>216036856
that's spanish but good try!

>>216036785
oooo~

Harry Maguire

im chopped

>>216036876
are the fodenbunnies allowed

>>216036733
is that an indian's shit on his left foot?

>>216036869
olivia rodrigo, yes

>>216036866
What time do you fall asleep?

janny dont play about no foden bunny

>>216036883
how does an american know of slabhead

>>216036830
his kid has the same haircut lol

>>216036898
pooja's blessing

I can post the fodenbunnies

>>216036899
hahahaha timmies luv dat filthy favela gypsy

>>216036652
Get them boarded

>>216036860
>>216036855
idgi

BREAKING NEWS: The Sandinista regime grants the Communist Party of China the gold and natural reserves of Nicaragua with unprecedented territorial cession

>>216036951
Reckon you don't get much, do you?

>>216036907
midnight

Phil Foden and Gary Economics walk into a bar.

Foden is a really nice and humble guy

>>216036890
>>216036890

when u realise jeezy own half of atlanta

the clocks spring back and leap forward
always knew this from when i was a id

>>216036876
>>216036895
BELLOWING

and then that was it
he never uploaded again

>>216036941
She's Irish diaspora mixed with jungle gook

>>216036930
based slot has ruined everything klopp built

>>216036965
Wrong reply >>216036949

>>216036946
me in club world sipping my champers while pooroid mongs are stuffed into world traveller

>>216036979
Who owns the remaining half?

UM x

cba

>>216036981
>always knew this from when i was a id
was your mum a database table?

>>216036946
never been on one of those big planes myself

>>216037007
TI

mad that gary rhodes is dead

>>216036986
Thought she was half beaner half flip. Didnt realize she's one of ares

>>216037014
>he thinks the a350 is a big plane

tempted to order loads of kfc
thoughts?

vgh... sovl

>>216037032
it is. only planes i've been on have had three seats either side and only one aisle

>>216036930
he's the best player at united since Ronaldo

>>216037042
jolibee chicken better than kfc muck

>>216037042
Alri jeff bezos

>>216036946
club world: cronem
world traveller plus: katies

This is a reminder to report the parasite's posts. Also report the Belgian flag poster. They're not good for the thread and realistically, should be irradiated so they become sterile and can't pass on their dysgenic genes

>>216037032
Well it is. Obviously not a big as the A380 though

>>216037025
mad how much jungle bbc lana rhoades has had up her pipes

>>216036984
for my it's dan bockmann
mister optimism himself

listening to sofy (/brit/'s queen)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkx4bdbHXc4

just got a letter from the council telling me i need to start paying the timmy tax

a380 and 747 are the quintessential big planes

It's like the bloody Sopranos in here sometimes!

>>216037014
>>216037032
>>216037053
>>216037070
>>216037074
That's all well and good but what's the BIGGEST plane? What's the BIGGEST plane?

>>216037014
They're comfy

>>216036984
>>216037083
That's sad

>>216037072
you eventually stopped being a spamming schizo nuisance so why dont you allow them the chance to reform?

Is Umamusume (hourse girl?) popular with the British too?

a biological female called me handsome today

>>216036946
been in premium economy 3 times me

jeff benzo eat 30 kfc chicken on the floor

>>216037097
love the cheeky upper deck on a 747 classic ngl

Look at this little lad

>>216037072
reporting does nothing, better off just filtering and moving on with your life

cant fly economy these days
full of you know whats
horrible sitting next to them for 14+ hours good Lord

Im sat next to ling ling at this very moment.

>>216037103
west siberian plane

>>216036984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D86THdhqSYQ

were dem katies at nyukka

Wanted to get a motorbike turns out you have to have a fucking L plate even if you have a full car license
no chance

>>216037151
what is he

>>216037117
they can't reform
the only way out for them is suicide
i didn't try to spam about underage girls being raped by niggers for 16 hours a day

>>216037151
hello my sweet little cherubushka

>>216037173
ermine you fucking dense cunt it's in the filename

been on all boeings from 737 through 787 except the 747
and time's running out

>>216037178
mouse truth nuke

>>216037158
Ever tried not flying from London or Bradford?

>>216037178
fair point i guess

>>216037151
qt

>>216037171
you do realise driving a car isn't the same as riding a motorbike right? Of course you still need L plates

>>216037123
my local anime con only sold mihoyo and blue archive merch

mad how much some zoomers just instantly dislike me with a great hostility
usually gay too
don't know what their deal is
most people love me

bring on the wall!

Thinking about the time in year 3 I told this girl I hated at hometime that she was fat and ugly and that’s all she’d ever be before running off and thought I’d got away with it because I’d got back into the car. Little did I know when I was leaning out the window to ogle my classmate’s cool Super Mario rucksack she’d be walking past crying and point me to her mum who went mental at my dad. Busted at the last minute.

>>216037198
oh haha

>>216037200
yeah been on the 757 and 767 have you? i find that very hard to believe

>>216037219
why do you have a vested interest in people with terminal illnesses?

>>216037226
that one gif of the fat lass getting twatted into the water never got old

>>216037236
you're a mean little boy
no wonder you've grown into such a nasty little incel

>>216037236
it was nearly the perfect crime

>>216037250
because half the people here are completely deranged

I've completed airbus

The Pooing 247

Would love to roundhouse kick ziedbelg's head smoove off his neck
bet he's got layers of congealed fat by now
might do a dexter on him actually. use cling film to hold him down to a table and slowly dissect him
bet he's got a lovely fatty liver
might even scalp him

>>216037219
decided to google an australian youtuber who i used to watch a lot during covid and found out she died of cancer two years ago
shook me to my core
was like losing a a close friend

>>216037288
LOL legendary

>>216037210
my femcel sister got a mihoyo body pillow scares me walking past her room and seeing that on her bed

for me it's the humble 727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db1u6I_lukU

frankly i find it very hard to believe you have flown on the 757 or 767 unless oyu are literally 70 years old

Might become obsessed with flight reviews.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j42dtDOj_D0

grass wonder's artist first piece since grass wonder horse passed away

>>216037305
kek

>>216037288
i just did a google search of crimson victory cronem and the first page shows a link to 4chan
maybe he's reading with us LOL

>>216037305
ever seen her naked?

>>216037305
is she single? put in a good word for me, yeah?

>>216037247
Literally went on a 757 last year lmao
A Jet2 one that is now retired

Done a few 767s, AA to JFK was one

>>216037305
Grim

for me it's being a secret covid spreader
never get any symptoms
tests always negative
and yet everyone around me gets horribly sick

>>216037205
Obviously but I have a full car license surely I don’t need L plates. I get a car and bike are different but I’m fully grown man ffs

Mental that Spain & Sweden were close to creating nuclear weapons. Europe should've gone all in and secured ourselves without the support of America

months free trial with Amazon Prime get in

there's something incredibly sad about people uploading videos to YouTube going GOT CANCER LMAO!!
how long before youtubers start livestreaming their own deaths

>>216037353
no we’re not pakis
>>216037356
shes almost 21 and never had a boyfriend

>>216037381
We have nukes didn't do much for our independence

>>216037350
LOL I bet he is too

Ziedbelg origin story
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/179365094/#q179375540
>No bullshit when I was little and my father was in chemo my mother once brought home a middle-aged guy, looked like a teenager, I think he failed three grades, it was interesting how he fucked my mother (I peeked)

According to nederdraad ziedbelg used to spam about having a 10cm long thin penis (10cm en dun) before he started the cuck stuff there. 100% confirmed same guy
So he’s a little beta male who had to watch his mum cucking his father when he was a child…
And now he spends all day posting about black cock, cucking, race mixing, timmies with SWCs. Childhood trauma literally turned him insane

There is plenty of evidence if you want to search the archive. Search for “Ziedbelg” if you want to see what Dutch posters say about him

Making a cuckpost in Dutch on /nederdraad/:
>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/200879098/#200892388
Then the exact same post a few weeks later in English, in /brit/:
>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/201576432/#201578459

A selection of the characters he posts about in his cuck fantasies in Dutch (basically his Dutch equivalents of Cronem and Katy):
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Ann/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Delano/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Quincy/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Fouad/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Kenzo/country/Be/

Some other search terms that bring up his Dutch posts:
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/betabux/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/plap/country/Be/

makes you appreciate life

trannies are gross but femboys are peng

next we need to teach joey cannoli what crimson victory is

>>216037305
ever shag her up the arse?

>>216037376
ktim
had covid once badly when it first came here, april 2020
since then ive never been ill from it but everyone else around me gets it

timmy having a crimson victory with his brother-in-law

£415 for 12 months road tax
Fucking hate this country way too many rules

>>216037362
highly dubious

>>216037463
get them housed right here

>>216037376
>>216037445
*roughly tongue kisses the pair of you for a chance to bulk up my immune system*

please stop posting depressing content

>>216037418
>spends the next posting dogshit on an incel forum

>>216037474
mines 160
are you driving a tank?

>>216037474
theres no such thing as "road tax" mate

>>216037263
>>216037268
Wasn’t my worst one. Used to take the piss out of this fat kid for being a retard and sounding like Donald Duck (he did too) until my mum did his mum’s hair and she was crying about how badly he was being bullied when I’d been ganging up on him with other kids that same day. Or when the Indian joined in year 5 and the entire lunch table took the piss out of him and his accent and he went to the headteacher. Deputy head went out looking for the culprits, my brother was getting picked on and I wanted to grass his bully up so I went up to her and pretended to be a model student and snitched. She said ‘oh by the way I’m looking for X do you know him?’ I was like yeah that’s me. Thought I’d been nominated for something good or my work was getting praised but I was taken straight to the head and lied about not bullying him.
It’s fine though because karma got me now I’m an incel cretin freak.

(to the tune of "around the world" by a touch of class)
the willy of the bum, was sweet i didn't wank

>>216037516
hhahahaha

>>216037484
*spreads my covid stained arsehole wide open*

there's no war on drivers but i was there was

What's Kev up to these days

>>216037418
i would never lose to cancer but RIP i guess

>>216037548
>i was there was
fucked it

>>216037510
yeah

Dic Siôn Dafydd
TRAITOR
I will make sure he is deported from Wales

>>216037440
stop asking me if ive fucked my sister just thought itd be funny to mention she had a mihoyo body pillow when it was mentioned

>>216037558
Sexy Kev?

>>216037541
christmas soon
>>216037584
ever seen her bare arsehole?

Sir Daniel Naroditsky was like my brother man rip

>>216037584
that a yes then is it?

>>216037584
how old is she anyway, my sister never had any weird stuff like that and i've never known anyone who was into anime or anything of the sort

>>216037541
yay!

>>216037569
i wish there was, more than anything
drivers are so fucking entitled and arrogant

love it when they get stuck in traffic and impotently beep their horns

>>216037548
> i was there was
where were you?

>>216037506
Yeah but I’m alive and breathing aren’t I
I will appreciate this fag I’m rolling
I will appreciate brushing my teeth after it
I will aprreciate drinking water before bed
I will appreciate how comfy my bed is
You don’t get it

>>216037601
poor lad, supposedly his idol accused him of cheating

F

>>216037618
pedestrian carlet seethe

reminder to key every car that parks on the pavement

seasoning my dindins with gloucestershire sauce

>>216037601
Kramnik must pay

>>216037594
no
irish Kev

salam alaikum salami and bacon
thats what the yanks used to say in aramco during the gulf war, according to pater

>>216037639
if that's the limit of your experiences and you're happy with that then good luck

Deano mourns the death of Cristiano Ronaldo. I mourn the death of Daniel Naroditsky

>>216037654
thats english slang for cum mate

been to 45+ countries

cronem handing out some of dem tek dats

lrish kevbomb

>>216037691
something kind of funny about him using "it's over" specifically

don't forget the clocks go back on sunday lads

I've been to 190 countries

>>216037606
shes 21 next month, always loved anime and games since she was young and always had crushes on fictional characters instead of real people with some exceptions. mum thinks its funny dad tells her to shut up when she starts taking about it because it makes him sad but she talks about it with mum because she knows shes getting a reaction.

mad how britain would probably have joined the nazis if edward didn't abdicate so he could marry some yank woman, why do yank women keep ruining the royal family?

>>216037688
Ronaldo never hit a smothered mate in his life

i push the button at pedestrian crossings when i don't even need it

charli sex c sex
thats what we call her

>>216037718
my birthday that. a whole extra hour of my special day

I made full English breakfast yesterday. Please rate it.
I know the display needs work, but it's my first attempt. Hopefully it will look better next time.

Just reported a post which was made by a Belgian flag
You should all do the same.

>>216037732
Genuinely an arrestable offence according to the highway code

>>216022853
I work for stupid shittting asda doing deliveries. Today wasnt as bad as yesterday but I have been thoroughly miserable for weeks now. no better jobs where i live so its this or be homeless or get myself sent to prison. still, only one more day and ill have a couple days off and can hate my life from the comfort of my own home instead of a van.

>>216037732
quite fond of pushign the button then not crossing and watchign drivers seethe stuck at the red light

>>216037740
Timmy's hairy gypsy crush >>216036353

>>216037740
I like her music but she doesn't seem like a pleasant person to be around

if you were to speedrun spaffing should you start the timer from the moment you start wanking or from the moment you get hard and if it's the latter then should you include the time it takes to get hard into the timer?

>>216037740
don't get the appeal personally, she looks like a gypsy prostitute

>>216037760
Toast is a bit burnt but looks good, get a bigger plate and remove the has browns though. Also you need better sausages. Those look like fucking hot dogs

You ever get bits of toilet paper stuck to your willy from wiping it after a wee?

>>216037778
why

>>216037779
depends if you're doing a glitchless run

>>216037775
dem a call peach fuzz LOL

>>216037760
solid brekky lad

>>216037768
every courier driver I've met has looked clinically depressed, I'm so sorry lad

>>216037794
i get them stuck up my arsehole

>>216037768
Why don’t you become a hgv driver better pay

>>216037780
ridiculous, ive shagged way better looking gypsy prostitutes.

>>216037760
get that hash brown SHITE out of there

>>216037803
oh my days LOL

whys unc standing like this

>>216037760
Would eat. But only only count 18 beans

>>216037796
too far up her own arse
hates drum and bass
get a weird feeling that she's the type of person to spike you
just general off vibes

bloodborne was good they should make more games like that instead of cod or whatever gay rubbish they keep making

>>216037768
are you the guy who's seen some fucked up stuff

why dont yanks have proper sausages
its always those weird red hotdog things

Will we ever change the law so that you have to pass some sort of intelligence test in order to vote or am I dreaming?

>>216037803
why do timmies insist on calling this peach fuzz?

>>216037860
Can almost guarantee they're kosher beef sausages

the AWS outage was NOT my fault

>>216037768
morrisons/ocado drivers always seem the happiest

>>216037846
There are loads of Soulsborne ripoffs. None of them are very good though

>>216037760
sosij looks like hotdogs(?) That's a paddling
should really be fried bread rather than toast
other than that it looks alri, could do with more beans and maybe some shrooms

Rorkes new friend group

>>216037843
thick cunt
>>216037830
uncs chopped

>>216037846
ever heard of doki doki literature club

>>216037877
its their luh cope

>>216037846
fromsoft should make a PC port first

>>216037726
is she nice are you close with her? she just a year younger than me, would be interesting if I had a brother or sister who was around my age I really wish I did, would be interesting if I was close to them

>>216037894
he's got the tired eyes of a depressed asda driver

>>216037878
what on EARTH

you look at my gypsy balls and for this I shall kill you

>>216037811
yes, i assume they are. i work with a guy who worked for parcelforce before asda and he tried (and evidently failed) to kill himself.

>>216037817
i dont like driving for a living.

>>216037852
yes, although im sure im not the only one.

>>216037907
Timmies are on mad copium

>>216037878
I thought only the godless antipodeans were guilty of this devilry

>>216037941
looks like pat butcher

>>216037917
oh yeah they've still not done that lol
madness
would sell like hotcakes

we need a new lads someone get it done

>>216037937
Have you ever crashed or smashed or scratched something

>>216037962
no idea why. they eat shite like chipolata too as their main form of sausage
they don't have cumberland or anything like that

>>216037975
Sony won't let them ok.

>>216037768
reckon you should suck it up a bit desu. of all the shit minimum wage or thereabouts jobs there are those jobs seem the least shit

lets gooo
>>216034708
>>216034708

>>216037882
>morrisons/ocado drivers
i was talking to a lad in a lay-by recently and they are paid better than us. but i dont live near enough to the depot

>>216037998
really really want you dead.

>>216037786
It literally says sausage on the package. Its made by Lincolnshire.
>remove the has browns
Why?
>>216037822
Why?!?!?!
>>216037837
There is more beans underneath all this mess. Like I said I just need to work on ny display next time.

>>216037998
going to super glue my arse ring to your mouth if you do this gimmick one more time, will be like human centipede

>>216038013
>i was talking to a lad in a lay-by

>>216038041
>>216038041
>>216038041

>>216038037
>>216038037

hash browns are the best part of a full english

american visiting scotland here
why is glasgow such a shithole compared to edinburgh? the former felt gritty as shit and poorly maintained. what is the source of the glaswegians inflated ego?

>>216038033
Bet he's the same one who said we has in bed with his uncle last night

>>216038059
A cuddle with Jack

>>216038059
they're both pretty grim it's just Edinburgh is better at concealing it for the tourists

>>216038079
haha yeah thats me
ford declined my invitation for a cuddle thoughever

>>216037987
>crashed
into a couple of walls
>smashed
off a few win mirrors
>scratched
i dont think so

>>216037995
not really much choice till i get a medical reason to get pip

>>216038033
delivery drivers talk. we happen to take out breaks in lay-bys

Brian, Lynn and Daniel