Thread 216036613

What would Yeshua of Nazareth think of American Christianity?

he will sort his own

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>>216036918
Protestant moment

why are americans like this?

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>>216036918
wypipo

>>216036918
Why is she doing this? Trump has openly stated numerous times he is not christian.

>>216036613 (OP)
This one is clownish

>>216036918
This one is purely heretical

>>216036613 (OP)
Haha that is very silly

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>>216036918
Americans are the most spiritually and theologically inept people to ever walk the Earth. They don't have religion, they have religiosity, vague and sentimental aspirations unjustified by any real knowledge or tradition.

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>>216036918
Luther's victims. These people should be pitied for they know not what they do. Save your scorn for the G*rman.

I couldn't confirm whether or not the captions and comments are also real but yeah

>>216036613 (OP)
>noooOOooOO you can't do that! all that money should have been spent helping the hecking brownerinos!!!

>>216037416
Heretical? Not necessarily. She was just supporting Trump in politics.

>>216037497
Those people are literally flying due to the power of Christ, and then you say we have not been granted God's favor from our worship? You are embarrassing yourself.

Dangh that crazy

>>216037661
why do we only copy their bad things?

>>216036613 (OP)
i only know nazareth from the chocolate factory there
they make really good chocolate

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>>216037411
America «Christianity» doesn’t involve worship of Jesus, nor does it espouse moral values. Instead, it’s primarily focused on wealth and power.

>>216037416
Says the cunt that beatified some random schizophrenic teenager.

>>216036613 (OP)
Americans seem to have this evil obsession of twisting and doing the opposite of everything jesus teached. Its like they deepdived into demonology and decided to LARP as the deceitful satan himself.

>>216040801
>America «Christianity» doesn’t involve worship of Jesus, nor does it espouse moral values. Instead, it’s primarily focused on wealth and power.
very true

>>216040958
>and decided to LARP as the deceitful satan himself.
it's not LARP if you become the devil

Megachurches are just guys in suits telling you if you pray hard enough you'll be a CEO. I guess they ignored the whole Book of Job and Gospel part.
It's weird because I've seen enough sermons from Non-denominationals to have some respect for them. They've just gotten the theology completely confused.

>>216036918
the nose knows

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>>216037157
Niggas WHEN WE SAY ITS A CULT WE AREN'T EXAGGERATING

>>216041243
Megachurches aren't cults they don't even have a fixed belief system. It's a Church without the divinity part.

>>216041117
We honestly never had a chance. Those schizophrenic fanatics that you kicked out centuries ago bred like rabbits. This is the end result

Catholicism was still discriminated against until the 1980s. When my mom was growing up, Protestants would discriminate against her family

>>216041117
You know how people with ADHD and bipolar people keep switching moods and tones. You get them addicted to dopamine drops. Churches love using what is called lobstering. You make people sing for an hour straight until they are red in the face and light headed then you feed them bullshit about happiness then blame their problems on someone else. You constantly shift back and forth from serious to a joke and reset people's brains. So only what they want is serious when they want. You reward the behavior by randomly pointing them out. You exhaust the audience mentally or physically until you break them then after lobstering there you go.. it's an actual cult. It functions just like cult.

Welcome to most religions

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SOVL

>>216041290
>Those schizophrenic fanatics that you kicked out centuries ago bred like rabbits.
The Reformed Christians and the Baptists? They're not even the reason. They had belief systems, they were, despite not being episcopal, at the very least part of the OG Christian theological tradition. It was only later in the 1800s when weird groups like the charismatics, holiness movements and new-baptists took over the evangelisation of the down trodden west that you started to get bizarre deviations from regular Christianity.
The reason the Catholics have retained so much of their belief system is because of the infallibility of Church teaching. Protestants, on paper, are not ripping that apart. What they ripped apart later was the infallibility, and thus became part of secular culture and adapted to secular culture. Thats why you have pro-abortion Lutherans and Anglicans etc who don't call sin sin and CEO mindset evangelical pastors who only care about worldly things.

>>216038998
these types of people are real and very common here

>>216041117
this bitch was so hypocritical and evil

>>216041341
I was forced to attend chapel during (eventually transferred to a non religious college) and their messages felt so surreal and disjointed. Almost as if you had to be hypnotized to get the message

>>216036918
and she is blind on top of that, this is a MIRACLE!! AMEN (don't forget to donate via venmo or paypal, thanks)

How anyone can read the New Testament and think "I can be saved through faith alone" I don't understand. It's pretty clear you have to do a little bit more than that.

>>216041391
It’s funny that there’s a super long Wikipedia page dedicated to «heretical» Christian sects. Even during the first few centuries no one could agree on anything
>Arianism
>Gnosticism
>Catharism
>Pelagianism
>Etc

>>216041488
That's why I'm studying Early Christianity, so I can actually decide what denomination I am rather than just stay onboard one I was raised in and hope for the best.

>>216041536
How do Christians rationalize the whole Old Testament being fundamentally different than the New Testament? Y*weh is a legit psycho in the Old

And that’s not even getting into the whole trinity debacle

>>216041596
They just ignore it and then get confused when people online are drawn to Gnostic ideas.

>>216041596
some early Christian sects maintained that the Old Testament god was an evil being Jesus came to save manking from

>>216041596
Because it was the Old Testament. The prophecies of the Old Testament are redeemed in the New Testament. And just like God gave an entirely new covenant with mankind after Moses landed on dry land, Jesus' sacrifice creates a new beginning in the story of Gods relationship with mankind.

>>216041596
The bible is structured around thesis-antithesis-synthesis dialectical dumbass.
Even the books of wisdom trilogy (proverb, ecclesiastes, job) itself have conflicting ideas. Proof that amerifedoras never even read the thing they criticized and based all their view on american christianity

>>216041807
>the all-loving God declared genocide o algo
Yeah, sounds retarded.

>>216041832
Really? You fucking care much about the myth rather than the idea?

>>216041639
This is correct except the part about Moses, don't you mean Noah?
>>216041807
>dialectical
Mental illness
>>216041832
You are an ignoramus

>>216040742
Kek cute
Jesus was a choco fan confirmed, based desu
Was he more of a dark or milk choco kind of guy??

>>216036918
i rate her painting a solid 9/11

>>216042153
The myth is the idea
>>216042246
Marcionism would've kept the Bible tonally consistent but they threw it out and know Christians have to reconcile God being a genocidal, jealous gambler with a God who abhors genocide, jealousy and gambling.

>>216036613 (OP)
who cares religion is dumb at least americans make it fun

>>216036918
God made goyim this way for a reason. Who are you to judge how they worship?

>>216036613 (OP)
Elaborate Christmas Passion plays and mummery were a part of Christianity for hundred of years. Catholicism became more "strait-laced" in the Counter-Reformation.