Thread 216039644

Americans treat the founding fathers like Marvel superheroes

is that a compliment, i mean they are complex characters with varied back stories

>>216039676
James Madison spoke like 7 languages, Franklin had probably a dozen unclaimed kids, Jefferson liked black girls, Washington was the richest man in America and regularly beat the shit out of people acting like white trash around him. They were awesome. Adams and his son were polygots as well.

lets turn the question back on its head

why do latinx ex-colonies not celebrate their early leaders
in other words did their new nation's culture instill a sense of cultural independence from the mother country, one that strives to create a more just society

now it is not hard to see why they are confused about american independence, it's a revolution, a real one

>>216039826
Because their countries never amounted to ugatz

>>216039644 (OP)
Japanese Americans build Shinto shrines to them as kami.
They are literally gods.

>>216039731
>YWN get together with the homies and start a new country

>>216039826
brown people live in the here and now. they have no concept of the future or reverence for the past

>>216039644 (OP)
das rite

>>216039849
Fucking weebs, shut the fuck up nobody cares about fucking Nips you cartoon obsessed manbaby

>>216039826
They were very bad people lol. It's a jungle or mountain or rainforest. It's hotter and humid in general. It's like a giant Florida meets West Virginia but it's hottervand more humid

>>216039877
Man, I wish America killed every non-Old Stock on the planet so the entire world could look like this.

>>216039881
Literally gods in American folk religion.

>>216039864
The amount of drugs the founding fathers ingested was phenomenal and the average age was around 32-36 depending on how you define it. It would be like the tech bros from gates to the new guys creating their own social democracy in California and winning. Best example I can give. But the tech bros spoke 4 tob6 languages and were engineering geniuses/artists.

>>216039731
>Washington was the richest man in America and regularly beat the shit out of people acting like white trash around him

Fucking gigabased. Andrew Jackson was also megabased, he held a public party at the White House to celebrate his inauguration and just opened the place to everyone. Hundreds of people showed up and got totally shitfaced, breaking furniture and dishes. It was considered impolite to ask them to leave since they were guests, so they lured them out of the White House by putting giant bowls of punch and barrels of liquor on the White House lawn, then closed and locked all the doors and windows when they'd finally left.

>>216039644 (OP)
Founded by pedos
They took girls as young as 8
Pedos built the west

Even here. Our first pm John a MacDonald married a 10 year old

>>216039995
True lol. Thomas Jefferson is like our Mohammed (without the whole zuttening situation)

>>216039995
>Our first pm John a MacDonald married a 10 year old

what the fuck are you even talking about you lying indian

>>216039971
No... Washington would have beat his ass silly. He did not like white trash. He was borderline obsessed about acting Prestigious. He knew after they won and he was president anything he said or wrote would echo. He would not be tweeting either lol. It would be below him. He was the shit.

>>216039676
>all white slave owners
such diversity

>>216040170
Washington was great but he didn't have the guts to do what was needed with the chugs.

>>216040187
No and I think you are a brown Asian

>>216040215
I think you are just trying to annoy me because you have mental issues which make it if you annoy me you get joy.

>>216039644 (OP)
Yeah we shouldn't teach kids about Ben Franklin and Thomas Jefferson in schools, we should praise Voltaire and Jean-Jacques Rousseau and David Hume

>>216039644 (OP)
not really in school you only learn about washington and paul revere and benjamin franklin the others are all treated as background characters

The founding fathers are Gods specifically Jefferson who raped 1000 slavewomen

>>216040241
If some stranger's post on 4chan annoys you I'd say you're the one with GENUINE mental issues requiring medication.

Thomas Jefferson was the greatest zoologist of all time. He personally invented interchangeable parts after studying wild french gunsmiths in their natural habitat.

>>216039917
There's still plenty of places in the USA that look like this. Just head to earlier cities on the East coast. I just visited NYC, Boston, and Chicago, and there are areas that look like this.

>>216040369
I'm upset that my copy of BioShock Infinite glitches about halfway through and I could never finish the game.

>>216040444
It kind of drops off towards the end. Gets overly convoluted and complicated unnecessarily.