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Anonymous Brazil No.216039702 [Report] >>216040211 >>216040709 >>216041352 >>216041910
How do I emigrate to the United States to work at Uber Eats or something without ever learning their language or being deported updated 2025 100% functional
Anonymous United States No.216039739 [Report] >>216039839
you should aim higher otherwise it is just as painful here
Anonymous Brazil No.216039839 [Report] >>216039872 >>216041167 >>216041647 >>216041745
>>216039739
I heard that a cleaning lady makes $200 a day work, that's half a monthly salary in Brazil
And when we are going to spend it we have to pay 2x more because of taxes
Anonymous Argentina No.216039872 [Report] >>216039924
>>216039839
You should vote for a libertarian president.
Anonymous United States No.216039912 [Report] >>216039937
How do I emigrate to Japan to work at Uber Eats or something without ever learning their language or being deported and getting a cute Japanese gf updated 2025 100% functional
Anonymous United States No.216039918 [Report] >>216039988
I earned $100 a day when I was young working as a day laborer
Anonymous Brazil No.216039924 [Report]
>>216039872
Votes dont work in Brazil
Anonymous United States No.216039937 [Report] >>216039950 >>216041792
>>216039912
Nobody wants you in Japan. Just as you hate beaners coming here they hate you going there
Anonymous United States No.216039950 [Report]
>>216039937
b-but BWC or something
Anonymous Brazil No.216039988 [Report] >>216041090 >>216041125
>>216039918
So you not working since then??
If i could get 100 DOLLARS in a day work i would work like a psycho
Anonymous United States No.216040211 [Report] >>216040243
>>216039702 (OP)
It seems like you already speak English- or are you posting through an auto-translator?
Anonymous Brazil No.216040243 [Report] >>216040272
>>216040211
I can read great, write not that great, and speak poorly
Anonymous United States No.216040272 [Report] >>216040539 >>216040649
>>216040243
So just keep practicing. (Your English seems alright to me, I haven't noticed any glaring errors.)
Anonymous United States No.216040458 [Report] >>216040539 >>216043221
Just do what this Brazilian lady did. Fly to Boston on a one-way ticket, work a minimum wage job, live in a house with 10 other Brazilians to save money on rent, and then use your savings to start a scam enterprise that defrauds Uber for $780,000. Easy peasy.
Anonymous Brazil No.216040539 [Report]
>>216040272
good idea
>>216040458
another good idea
Anonymous United States No.216040649 [Report] >>216040698
>>216040272
He should have used "immigrate to" and not "emigrate to" in his original message
>How do I immigrate to the United States
or alternatively
>How do I emigrate from Brazil (to the United States)
Anonymous United States No.216040698 [Report] >>216040799
>>216040649
I don't see how it's wrong, he'd be emigrating (leaving his country) with the destination being the United States. Maybe it goes against some prescriptive standard but as a native speaker I can tell you it sounds like something an American could plausibly say.
Anonymous United States No.216040709 [Report] >>216041955
>>216039702 (OP)
Huh, are you using a translator right now?

Move to Massachusetts, amigo. Ha mutios brasileros là
Anonymous United States No.216040799 [Report] >>216040839
>>216040698
It's the sort of statement that's grammatically incorrect but acceptable to use in casual conversation. Many such cases.
Anonymous United States No.216040839 [Report] >>216041057
>>216040799
If it's how native speakers actually speak it's not really "incorrect", just informal.
Anonymous Colombia No.216040908 [Report] >>216042010
you just show up and do it, I'll tell you why, no one there wants to do the shit jobs, there is a higher chance of being sucessfull as some shit menial worker than a skilled one because they have indians for that and even if it were not like that, they wouldn't have any advantage hiring you for a qualified position because it would cost the same as paying a local person. so you just show up and do it.
Anonymous United States No.216041057 [Report]
>>216040839
In my opinion most native speakers would use immigrate, not emigrate, in that context, but they wouldn't see the use of emigrate as a big deal.
Anonymous United States No.216041090 [Report]
>>216039988
No, I become a security supervisor and make $650 a week now
Anonymous United States No.216041125 [Report] >>216041150
>>216039988
$100 a day is seen as below poverty level here. You can't live off that
Anonymous United States No.216041150 [Report] >>216041223
>>216041125
That's $26,000 a year assuming five days a week, which is feasible in areas with low cost of living.
Anonymous United States No.216041167 [Report]
>>216039839
You think cleaning ladies make 40 dollars an hour.
Anonymous United States No.216041223 [Report]
>>216041150
Yeah but you're gonna be poor as absolute shit and live in a fucking slum or rent a room and you're not gonna have money for anything but maybe cheap food
Anonymous United States No.216041253 [Report] >>216041335
$100 a day is 2k a month so I guess if you live like a poorfag you can do it
Anonymous Argentina No.216041335 [Report] >>216041622 >>216041814 >>216041849
>>216041253
I could live like a king with that money. You americans don't know how good you have it.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216041352 [Report] >>216041916
>>216039702 (OP)
They won't even let English people in and we gave them everything that makes them cool
Anonymous United States No.216041622 [Report] >>216041954 >>216043266
>>216041335
>brownoids really think the cost of living in a first world cunt is the same as their shithole
lol
Anonymous United States No.216041647 [Report]
>>216039839
The only cleaning ladies making that much money suck dick on the side
Anonymous United States No.216041745 [Report] >>216041775 >>216041897
>>216039839
Cost of living is higher here. That being said my friend who walks dogs in NYC for spending money makes $50/hr doing it. $16.50/hr, three dogs at a time.
Anonymous United States No.216041775 [Report] >>216041849
>>216041745
That sounds like pretty good money, it's too bad I have a phobia of dogs. It's been getting better lately but it's still pretty bad.
Anonymous United States No.216041792 [Report]
>>216039937
I don't think me going to Japan for a week and spending money is the same as a beaner illegally crossing the border and soaking up taxpayer money for 30 years
Anonymous United States No.216041814 [Report] >>216041954 >>216043266
>>216041335
Most halfway decent apartments are at least 2k a month. Unless you wanna blow your entire check on rent you're gonna have to rent a room or live in a fucking ghetto
Anonymous United States No.216041849 [Report] >>216041863 >>216041954 >>216043266
>>216041775
What a fucking pussy

>>216041335
Inlosit that YOU don't know how good YOU have it. $200 a month covers all your expenses, rent food, bills, etc. That won't even buy me enough gas for a month
Anonymous United States No.216041863 [Report]
>>216041849
>Inlosit
*I posit
Anonymous Brazil No.216041897 [Report] >>216041937 >>216043235
>>216041745
50 dollars an hour for walking dogs??
God bless america
I think i just found my future career
Anonymous United States No.216041910 [Report]
>>216039702 (OP)
you could work in freight for 18 an hour you don't need to know any English just numbers
I knew guys who spoke 0 English
but its extremely taxing on the body and dangerous if people are going too fast
if you found a sociopath like me to room with for rent could could take home 2k a month and send it right home assuming low tax yield
Anonymous United States No.216041916 [Report]
>>216041352
Bullshit, I see bongs here from time to time
Anonymous United States No.216041937 [Report] >>216043235
>>216041897
You gotta know high end people tho. Manhattanites
No regular jack off on the street is gonna pay you $50 an hour to walk their dog.

Bonus is you're foreign and rich people go for bullshit so you can advertise your services employ a special Brazilian dos-walking technique that makes the dogs not energetic and happy. And you can just do some bullshit like play Capoeira music while you walk the dogs, rich people will totally believe it's having some magical effect
Anonymous Argentina No.216041954 [Report]
>>216041622
>>216041814
>>216041849
I'm also trans don't know if that matters
Anonymous Brazil No.216041955 [Report] >>216041978
>>216040709
There are 2 millions brazillians in the US
Florida is the top 1 state in numbers
The biggest problem is Visa not the environment
Anonymous United States No.216041978 [Report] >>216042043
>>216041955
I can sponsor you, give you a "job" at my company but I want 5k up front and 15% of everything you make your first two years here.
Anonymous Brazil No.216042010 [Report] >>216042042
>>216040908
Is professional dog walker considered a shit job ?
Anonymous Italy No.216042024 [Report] >>216042055 >>216042079
brazilian niggas really were claiming italian citizenship just so they could enter in the USA visa-free and then illegally remain there overstaying the tourist permit
Anonymous United States No.216042042 [Report]
>>216042010
Actually it's pretty high end
Anonymous Brazil No.216042043 [Report] >>216042087
>>216041978
Americans truly are entrepreneurs
Anonymous United States No.216042055 [Report] >>216042100
>>216042024
Is that why IMPERATRIX MELONIVS axes the whole immigration thing?
Anonymous Brazil No.216042079 [Report]
>>216042024
Better than pay a mexican coyote and lose your organs
Anonymous United States No.216042080 [Report]
Can you h1bmaxx, l1a/bmaxx or eb2-niwmaxx (phd)
Anonymous United States No.216042087 [Report]
>>216042043
Just open a restaurant and sell coxinhas o algo. Those little fuckers are delicious and we don’t really have Brazilian restaurants
Anonymous Italy No.216042100 [Report] >>216042128
>>216042055
in the end we are just an another american vassal in Europe
Anonymous United States No.216042128 [Report]
>>216042100
St'appost, fratel. We're the same way but for Israel
Anonymous United States No.216043221 [Report]
>>216040458
Give me a run down on this
Anonymous United States No.216043235 [Report]
>>216041937
>>216041897
They are paying $16.50 (minimum wage) THEIR dog. But if you get a few clients like he does and walk them all at once, then it adds up to $50/hr+
Anonymous Argentina No.216043266 [Report]
>>216041622
>>216041814
>>216041849
>muh cost of living
Even adjusting for that firsties have far more disposable income
Rent cost 2k in America? In Argentina it typically costs 700-1k, yet salaries here are nowhere even close to half of a typical American salary.