Thread 216039702

How do I emigrate to the United States to work at Uber Eats or something without ever learning their language or being deported updated 2025 100% functional

you should aim higher otherwise it is just as painful here

>>216039739
I heard that a cleaning lady makes $200 a day work, that's half a monthly salary in Brazil
And when we are going to spend it we have to pay 2x more because of taxes

>>216039839
You should vote for a libertarian president.

How do I emigrate to Japan to work at Uber Eats or something without ever learning their language or being deported and getting a cute Japanese gf updated 2025 100% functional

I earned $100 a day when I was young working as a day laborer

>>216039872
Votes dont work in Brazil

>>216039912
Nobody wants you in Japan. Just as you hate beaners coming here they hate you going there

>>216039937
b-but BWC or something

>>216039918
So you not working since then??
If i could get 100 DOLLARS in a day work i would work like a psycho

>>216039702 (OP)
It seems like you already speak English- or are you posting through an auto-translator?

>>216040211
I can read great, write not that great, and speak poorly

>>216040243
So just keep practicing. (Your English seems alright to me, I haven't noticed any glaring errors.)

Just do what this Brazilian lady did. Fly to Boston on a one-way ticket, work a minimum wage job, live in a house with 10 other Brazilians to save money on rent, and then use your savings to start a scam enterprise that defrauds Uber for $780,000. Easy peasy.

>>216040272
good idea
>>216040458
another good idea

>>216040272
He should have used "immigrate to" and not "emigrate to" in his original message
>How do I immigrate to the United States
or alternatively
>How do I emigrate from Brazil (to the United States)

>>216040649
I don't see how it's wrong, he'd be emigrating (leaving his country) with the destination being the United States. Maybe it goes against some prescriptive standard but as a native speaker I can tell you it sounds like something an American could plausibly say.

>>216039702 (OP)
Huh, are you using a translator right now?

Move to Massachusetts, amigo. Ha mutios brasileros là

>>216040698
It's the sort of statement that's grammatically incorrect but acceptable to use in casual conversation. Many such cases.

>>216040799
If it's how native speakers actually speak it's not really "incorrect", just informal.

you just show up and do it, I'll tell you why, no one there wants to do the shit jobs, there is a higher chance of being sucessfull as some shit menial worker than a skilled one because they have indians for that and even if it were not like that, they wouldn't have any advantage hiring you for a qualified position because it would cost the same as paying a local person. so you just show up and do it.

>>216040839
In my opinion most native speakers would use immigrate, not emigrate, in that context, but they wouldn't see the use of emigrate as a big deal.

>>216039988
No, I become a security supervisor and make $650 a week now

>>216039988
$100 a day is seen as below poverty level here. You can't live off that

>>216041125
That's $26,000 a year assuming five days a week, which is feasible in areas with low cost of living.

>>216039839
You think cleaning ladies make 40 dollars an hour.

>>216041150
Yeah but you're gonna be poor as absolute shit and live in a fucking slum or rent a room and you're not gonna have money for anything but maybe cheap food

$100 a day is 2k a month so I guess if you live like a poorfag you can do it

>>216041253
I could live like a king with that money. You americans don't know how good you have it.

>>216039702 (OP)
They won't even let English people in and we gave them everything that makes them cool

>>216041335
>brownoids really think the cost of living in a first world cunt is the same as their shithole
lol

>>216039839
The only cleaning ladies making that much money suck dick on the side

>>216039839
Cost of living is higher here. That being said my friend who walks dogs in NYC for spending money makes $50/hr doing it. $16.50/hr, three dogs at a time.

>>216041745
That sounds like pretty good money, it's too bad I have a phobia of dogs. It's been getting better lately but it's still pretty bad.

>>216039937
I don't think me going to Japan for a week and spending money is the same as a beaner illegally crossing the border and soaking up taxpayer money for 30 years

>>216041335
Most halfway decent apartments are at least 2k a month. Unless you wanna blow your entire check on rent you're gonna have to rent a room or live in a fucking ghetto

>>216041775
What a fucking pussy

>>216041335
Inlosit that YOU don't know how good YOU have it. $200 a month covers all your expenses, rent food, bills, etc. That won't even buy me enough gas for a month

>>216041849
>Inlosit
*I posit

>>216041745
50 dollars an hour for walking dogs??
God bless america
I think i just found my future career

>>216039702 (OP)
you could work in freight for 18 an hour you don't need to know any English just numbers
I knew guys who spoke 0 English
but its extremely taxing on the body and dangerous if people are going too fast
if you found a sociopath like me to room with for rent could could take home 2k a month and send it right home assuming low tax yield

>>216041352
Bullshit, I see bongs here from time to time

>>216041897
You gotta know high end people tho. Manhattanites
No regular jack off on the street is gonna pay you $50 an hour to walk their dog.

Bonus is you're foreign and rich people go for bullshit so you can advertise your services employ a special Brazilian dos-walking technique that makes the dogs not energetic and happy. And you can just do some bullshit like play Capoeira music while you walk the dogs, rich people will totally believe it's having some magical effect

>>216041622
>>216041814
>>216041849
I'm also trans don't know if that matters

>>216040709
There are 2 millions brazillians in the US
Florida is the top 1 state in numbers
The biggest problem is Visa not the environment

>>216041955
I can sponsor you, give you a "job" at my company but I want 5k up front and 15% of everything you make your first two years here.

>>216040908
Is professional dog walker considered a shit job ?

brazilian niggas really were claiming italian citizenship just so they could enter in the USA visa-free and then illegally remain there overstaying the tourist permit

>>216042010
Actually it's pretty high end

>>216041978
Americans truly are entrepreneurs

>>216042024
Is that why IMPERATRIX MELONIVS axes the whole immigration thing?

>>216042024
Better than pay a mexican coyote and lose your organs

Can you h1bmaxx, l1a/bmaxx or eb2-niwmaxx (phd)

>>216042043
Just open a restaurant and sell coxinhas o algo. Those little fuckers are delicious and we don’t really have Brazilian restaurants

>>216042055
in the end we are just an another american vassal in Europe

>>216042100
St'appost, fratel. We're the same way but for Israel

>>216040458
Give me a run down on this

>>216041937
>>216041897
They are paying $16.50 (minimum wage) THEIR dog. But if you get a few clients like he does and walk them all at once, then it adds up to $50/hr+

>>216041622
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>>216041849
>muh cost of living
Even adjusting for that firsties have far more disposable income
Rent cost 2k in America? In Argentina it typically costs 700-1k, yet salaries here are nowhere even close to half of a typical American salary.