Thread 216043960

my life rn edish

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Good, a new thread

umm?

Eating a big bowl of corn, an entire can.

>>216043915
equal parts whole milk + heavy cream
stir together in a pot over medium-low heat
add chocolate chunks + sugar to taste
serve with whipped cream, marshmallows, and a light dusting of nutmeg

>>216043960 (OP)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

millennials who act like zoomers are 10x worse than the worst zoomer

destiny is an unc ass fag in denial

I don't get why Jason is so outraged at the Emiru scandal, he does that with his sister like every day

Momberg screeched at me today because some kid almost ran his bike into my car. Like it was my fault

Where has that little white trash hick Jason been lately anyway

>>216043986
sounds nice but I could do without the whipped cream and marshmallows. I may be a twink but I'm not THAT much of a twink

>>216044002
but it was your fault

Me and whoo whoo whoo?

>>216044024
me at the back cause im a loser

lusting for fat chicks agian edition

>>216044024
they don't like me posting birds anymore

>>216043977
>while hasan is abusing dogs destiny is sucking premium girl penis
destiny won

>>216044024
me and yoou (and yoou)

>>216043989
So true…

>>216043996
A lot of millennials are very deluded and entering the midlife crisis era, you see it with all those accounts saying
>I still look like I'm a teenager!

>>216044018
It was not also why did children get diwali off?

>>216044053
sounds like it was and idk what the hell bomali is

this morning seal team six under the command of the joint chiefs of staff undertook a covert operation to locate and compromise to a permanent end the notorious /cum/ poster known online as jason. at 3:24 am local time jason died like a dog and like a coward. thank you for your attention on this matter

How's life in Chicago?

If I don't get a job offer by Friday I'm endling my life

>>216044041
Who cares what the thread NPCs think

>>216044071
dunno. never been to chicago

>>216044044
nvm it's a femoid, destiny is a cuckold faggot

>>216044052
I don’t feel like I look substantially older when I look in the mirror, but there are moments like getting a new driver’s licence in which you’re able to look at a side by side comparison of the old and new pictures, and it’s apparent

jason in ancient greek is iason meaning healer

I find the autists who get annoyed by repetition endearing
T. Made the Mileena threads

I look like this

In England there was this professional hitman who was also a theistic Satanist. He would kill his victims in ritual sacrifices to Satan.

>>216044052
>I still get carded every time I go out

chud meal

>>216044115
What was his name

잘때 죽으면 좋겠다.

Life is so simple just with me and my problems, when you start adding other people that's when things get complicated, really a lot of people are just awful dogshit

>>216044126
Brown

>>216044126
This the type of shit momberg would make

>>216044071
dangerous depending on where you live. culvers is bretty good though so that makes up for it

>>216044113
He looks very nordic

I know that Mariners anon is SEETHING rn

>>216044127
Bond. James Bond.

>>216044163
led headlights aren't as bad if YOU have LED's as well

>>216044163
Did you get that here

let's talk gooning

>>216044171
I can only goon to white women

hi

>>216044122
That's actually a fuentes watcher

What’s da plan boss

>>216044178
Hey Barbie

>>216044145
What are the "safer" places to live?

>>216044139
seezon dey food

>>216044077
check out this sleeping canadian. I call canadian geese 'canadians' I think it's funny they tuck themselves into their scapular feathers with their long necks just like regular birds do

THREAD THEME: THIS SONG AGAIN – https://youtu.be/2b9BpunsVmo

>>216044182
The whitest areas, presumably

>>216044132
>Korean
SOVLESS
>Japanese
SOVL

Leafbros, we just cucked Seattle big time...

Might need to detox
It could help your rhyme, your flow, and your beatbox

>>216044186
those things leave droppings all over the sidewalks here and sometimes they hiss at me

Ate taco smell and now feel sick

>>216044194
South Korea scores higher than Japan in international mathematics competitions though.
The highest ones are USA, China, Russia, South Korea, Taiwan, and Iran.

>>216044195
dunno what you're talkmbout cause I don't follow baseball much but that japanese guy is gonna single handedly win the worlds eries for the doyers

>>216044186
The long neck of a goose is a funny physiology from an evolutionary perspective
>what if we attached a snake to a bird’s body

Probably at least have of my goons are to jav because they cater to some specific things I like. So it's weird because I can jerk off to it, but I don't think I could date a Asian woman because I just see them as whores now. Even though they're supposed to make the best wives

>>216044174
skill issue

Jays probably can't beat Ohtani but its nice they got that far

>>216044222
I feel the same way

The way we do things is just as barbaric and savage as ever. It's just become more subtle. Every aspect of life has been commodified. Now women in countries like Ukraine are selling their wombs to birth children. Everything is designed to get people addicted. Food, porn, social media etc.
This is a sick and satanic society.

>>216044214
We may lose, might even say it's likely, but the important part is we kept the Moroners curse going

>>216044179
cope more destiny watcher

>>216044222
>Even though they're supposed to make the best wives
I’ve heard a lot of negative things about being married to one. Interracial marriage just seems like a bad idea in general.

>>216044202
>>216044221
ever touch one? i'd love to hug one but don't wanna stress it out. birds don't like that kinda stuff

>>216044212
>Iran
Why are stinky brown ayrabs scoring so high in math

>>216044248
I feel the same way

>>216044230
Beelzemon?

>>216044198
Digimon was so incredibly shit. The worst low-effort ripoff of Pokemon imaginable, fuckin down-syndrome Charmander.

>>216044222
>Even though they're supposed to make the best wives
according to who

>>216044254
Impmon was my nigga at 7 years old.

>>216044248
He means Japanese wives specifically, I've never heard anything negative from someone married to a Japanese woman at least here in Canada

myrtle beach. that's where i want to be when i die. i want to hear the waves one more time. then close my eyes a last time.

>>216044260
>according to who
*whom

>>216044259
Agumon would destroy Charmander

Vladimir Gurerro is a curious name

stop liking things I don't like you faggots

>>216044271
Best I can do is take you to North Myrtle Beach

>>216044260
him i guess

reading isekai and taking my estrogen for the day

>>216044251
Persians speak an Indo-European language. Arabs are Semitic like Hebrews.

>>216044260
Many people say this about Japanese women thoughbeit, even other orientals

YIKES!

TMI bro, did NOT need to know that

>>216044249
Canada geese tend to be very aggressive and territorial. Probably not a good idea to touch them.

Japanese women are reddit tier feminists.

>>216044295
Who cares?

>pet a Canada Goose, they said
>it'll be fine, they said

>>216044304
A surprisingly high portion of them still want to be housewives and believe in traditional type gender roles thoughbeit, just do NOT ask about their bodycounts.

>>216044295
brad does what brad wants

>>216044304
Indian women also

>>216044322
based brad

it's raining >.<

>>216044304
Kore wa
'O "Yamato Nadeshiko" nun esiste cchiù

>>216044317
God's strongest cyclist

Japanese women need BWC correction. A good western dicking-down would straighten them right out and turn them into the perfect housewife.

>>216044335
LOL

>>216044321
don't care ching chong

Farting in prison signals that your hole is loose and juicy

>>216044345
>he doesn't want to impregnate women of all races
Very low T

>>216044321
>just do NOT ask about their bodycounts.
Japanese women are not whores, idk what this is meant to imply. You think they're sleeping around because Jap dick is sooooooooooo good? Lol.

fuuuucckkk i just ate beans......

>>216044359
>women are not whores
reddit tier post

Has anyone tried this game?

>>216044359
>Japanese women are not whores
Alright, who's gonna tell him?

>Japanese women are not whores
does_he_know.jpeg

You guys are only saying Japanese women would make the best wives because they don't mind if you cheat a little bit as long as you're discreet about it

>>216044371
>>216044367
incel posts, stop watching Andrew Tate vids and sigma Shorts on Youtube

>>216044358
Gross

Watch more Japanese street interviews

>>216044317
We're lucky that birds aren't overly aggressive and hate crime humans. They are very quick and have powerful beaks and could easily blind people if they wanted. A goose did that to a cyclist, imagine what a hawk would do

>>216044389
>sisters

>>216044384
pussy whipped cuck

>>216044399
Business idea:
Guard hawks instead of guard dogs and train them to go for intruders’ eyes

japanese women are literally hourglass shaped goddesses who are also virgins waiting to fall in love with me exclusively (the main character obviously)

>>216044415
100% chance you just finished watching a Peaky Blinders edit with some russian phonk played over it

I'm a sigma. Deal with it.

>>216044418
>GOUGE EM VALOR

>>216044410
If you weren’t aware, Australian Abo females frequently have beards

>>216044389
Reminder that some poor Irish or English lads did impregnate those after months without pussy, people just had higher T back then. Exactly like how cavemen were fucking all the other hominids, high T.

>>216044429
bruh

>>216044423
Never watched Peaky Blinders in my life. It looks reddit.

Jays win the pennant and I’m so happy :)

>>216044384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b22jxhg0OVo
>muh tradwife...

Canada is the reddit of countries.

>>216044443
We have one anon in here who is NOT happy

>>216044442
It’s the same boring goyslop as every other piece of mainstream media. A big part of the story involves the Peaky Blinders gang attacking the EVIL British Union of Fascists led by Oswald Mosley

>>216044447
those are zainichi thouever
real japanese women look like hentai anime girls

made some incel seethe

>>216044465
Ah too bad for him. Those Mariners are a really good ball team. It was close as hell. I really like Cal Raleigh.

there are no incels in /cum/, only fakecels

I'm a sigma volcel gigachad.

I'm at the store and they're all out of Dr. Pepper. It's over, America is finished.

Imagine willingly drinking Dr Pepper

AAAHHHHHHHHHH FUCK HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH

THEY DO HAVE BEARDS

>>216044528
Ainu women used to tattoo mustaches on themselves

>>216044538
i no longer wish to visit Australia

HE DOESN'T LOOK A THING LIKE JESUS

Have you ever been to North Korea

>>216044528
Australia is like some kinda rpg game. Giant spider mobs and a female class that's bearded

>>216044527
It's 8:30 on the best coast

>>216044528
I wouldn’t lie about such a thing

Primitive tribes explode in weight when the meet kfc mcdonalds and taco bell

>>216044563
I guess I'm primitive tribes

Birds are not descendants of dinosaurs they are literal dinosaurs that survived a mass extinction

I'm at the pizza hut
I'm at the taco bell
I'm at the combination pizza hut and taco bell

kek this is me

>>216044570
Evolution is a fake made up hoax.
https://youtu.be/IXc45aQPoPM

>>216044562
>>216044557
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

>>216044588
classic

>>216044596
keep going im close

>>216044603
I miss das racist

>>216044613
to vomiting

to all the canadians: I'm sorry for saying your butts smell like maple and cinnamon over and over again. i'm just weird and I won't be satisfied until I have sex with a canadian twink and get this out of my system. i'll be better then

I remember when taco bell was cheap

In Ulthar, no man may kill a cat.

the only fast food slop I enjoy is pizza and fish 'n' chips

>>216044645
The Canadian fertility rate is South Korea tier, and there are very few young Canadians anymore, so you’ll have to find a temporary foreign worker jeet to rape instead

>>216044618
That's basically just Plato's Ideal Forms.

>>216044664
I find that hard to believe. It's gotta be close to US-levels
>>216044657
That was a pretty good story. Strong ending

Y'all got me fucked up

I ate a lobster roll the other day and it was bad. Fuck everybody in Maine

>>216044675
Plato’s allegory of the dino nuggie

>>216044195
I watched the whole game. The Mariners had some truly awful players; soon as I saw their lineup for the 9th inning I didn't even need to watch the rest of the game to know they would all just strike out in a minute

>>216044645
their butts do not smell like maple and cinnamon, it's actually quite a shitty poopy smell

>>216044618
Time is a flat circle.
Casper knew this.

>>216044704
Not if they shower and clean properly

>>216044698
Probably depends on the place you get it

Heat death of the universe

Lobster is highly overrated when you compare it to crab like King or Snow.

lobster used to be food for prisoners and poor people

False lobster is better than crab

>>216044664
>very few young Canadians anymore
It's true. I used to be one of many kids in my neighbourhood (when I was a kid ofc) and we'd all hang out and play and fuck around and shit, MUCH of the time outside. I don't hear kids playing ever anymore.
>>216044683
You mean The Cats of Ulthar? Cause I just started The Dream-Quest For Unknown Kadath so don't spoil it for me ok.
>>216044737
Jesus is coming soon to save us from entropy.

I don't eat shellfish

>>216044763
more for me :)

Time is a flat penis

>>216044763
your loss nigga

I was raised kosher but stopped when I was like 15. Ham and pork is delicious but shellfish is still vile beyond beleif

>>216044763
Disturbing image

When I turn 30 in a few months it's really gonna sink in how fucked my shit is

>>216044773
babe, it's 4am

Jews seriously can't eat sushi. Why would God prohibit such a sublime delicacy?

>>216044773
imagine if a nigga had a flat penis nigga'd have to hook up with an asian girl loool

>>216044787
>but shellfish is still vile beyond beleif
Grow up. Raw oysters are one of the best foods

>>216044757
>You mean The Cats of Ulthar?
yes. I have the complete HP Lovecraft book. the greek brothers one with the tree is cool too

>>216044792
Majority of jews don't care about kosher

>>216044806
>huge hardcovers

I'm on a seafood diet. I see Canadian twinks and I want to suck their cocks, lick their ass cheeks and fuck/get fucked by them

I am tired of seeing gifs of that overly expressive negro streamer

>>216044797
>Raw oysters
I gag just thinking about that. Yuck

>>216044837
What a worthless faggot. Kill yourself

>>216044833
Does he have a piece in his ass or something?

It's 6pm in Hawai'i.

>>216044837
my brother in Christ you need to get some serious help ASAP

>masturbating to captions and roleplaying
>go down a deep rabbit hole
>come across a guy who wrote literal pages of him detailing an 11 year old cumming in a 4 year old
seriously, what is wrong with some of you?

>>216044837
There's no seafood in that picture faggot. I'm going to correct your ass.

>>216044024
i shouted out! who filled the feeder trees?! when after all, it was you and me

I grabbed spinster by the pussy

I used to go on Omegle and pretend like I was a hot girl and really lead these old fucks on and then when it came time to send them a picture of myself I send them a link to gay porn xD

Do zoomers still say "Say less"?

>>216044879
this nigga reading Stephen King novels

>>216044900
Unc…

>>216044910
Yes I'm an unc, I don't keep up with these things anymore

Sorry was that your girl I smashed? Lol

>>216044900
icl ts pmo sybau syfm lil nga ong gngy

The Chinese drove these to extinction and for that I shall never forgive them

>>216044921
No it was man

>>216044922
LOL That looks like Tagalog

>>216044877
>>216044889
help me :3
>>216044836
too much book for you huh bitch boy? too heavy? can't hold the girth?

Cat owners be like: haha! My cat hates me... :,)

>>216044940
You look like a scrawny little bitch like that book is about to snap your legs in half

>>216044868
no he's just really nervous

When I was a teenager there was this dance aog that used to come in Power 106 on Saturday nights, it was just this dances beat and this guy saying " Ah PUERTO RICO, WHOOOA" over and over again

N

>>216044939
this is actually a coherent sentence for most zoomers.
>icl ts pmo
I can not lie, this shit pisses me off -> To be honest, this makes me angry.
>sybau
Shut your bitch ass up -> Shut up
>syfm
Shut your fucking mouth -> Shut up (again)
>lil nga
Little nigga -> Verbally sizing the listener up
>ong
On God -> I promise you this will happen
>gngy
Gangy -> A way to address someone, like bro or dude

In China they have a pig farm that is 26 stories high. The owner of the pig farm is very wealthy.

>>216044960
That guy will be singing the national anthem at the superbowl

>>216044922
LOL

>>216044974
I knew sybau and lil nga and ong and I guessed gyngy but I had no clue that other shit, thanks

Nothing frustrates me more than when I'm arguing with an anon and some moron butts it on my side and responds as if they're me, ruining everything I have so precariously built up in the process due to making me appear like said moron.

>>216045005
S'justbpart and parcel of using an imageboard. If you get into a really heater argument just tripfag for a bit

>>216045005
You fool! You fell for my strawman-reverse-sockpuppet trick! It was ME who ruined your counter to my argument!

>>216044977
Lmao

I am determined to accomplish something before I fall asleep

who caged up in this mofo

>>216044951
It's called being a lean mean fighting machine. I'm not fat and sluggish with my movements. I co- *POWWWWWWWWWW* punch you when you least expect it

i've had plenty girls shown interest in me but i've always turned them down. Now no one approaches me when I want a gf wtf the universe is a cruel joke

>>216045047
It's because you're actively seeking it now, go back to focusing on yourself and she'll appear

can i kill myself yet

adolf shitler is built for bbc

>>216044940
I've got severe carpal tunnel.

>>216045045
Missed! You have to be quicker than that!

We can thank Hermes Trimegistus for all of the technology we have today.

I'm a chubby little short white boi and have long accepted that I'm basically a background object that women don't even consciously recognize as a person

>>216045133
He would need to have existed for that

>>216045098
why not get sugary?

>>216045133
I stg i seent that nigga at a gas station

>>216045133
The guy from futurama?

might get a za today

Pretty much of all of those ancient hermetic texts are forgeries from the middle ages

>>216045136
Great. Now bring me a cup of coffee you short ass shit.

>>216045097
Is that Indian Hitler

if i had money i would blow it on toys and video games

Is having sex with women gay?

>>216045136
>white boi
You are Indian.

>>216045191
Your feet look cold. Why don't you put them in my mouth?

>>216045158
Today? It's nighttime, bredren

Raquel Rodriguez whale tail

>>216045148
Shit wouldn't fix my Tourette's.

>>216045196
its 12 am

uh oh nightly timmy melty!

I don't want to fap but I want to want to fap

>>216045220
You're just bored. Go read a book

fappity fap, don't come back

You can really see the influence of Anglo-Frisian German on the English language, and how that pronunciation was retained in the upper class accents of Britain.

For example, the Anglo-Frisian German word for rock was "stane". In English this word eventually became "stone", but in the upper class accents of Britain stone is still pronounced stane

>>216045225
>You're just bored go do something boring

just won a debate

Another shitty day in my NIGGER life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiJq8rCEDMQ

Egg nog season is approaching lads, I hope you're getting excited.

>guy facetimes his family saying he's gonna shoot up an airport
>a family member reports him and he's stopped
Smdh imaging ratting on your own family like that

>>216045264
Anybody here try the Evan williams alcoholic eggnog?

>>216045266
"Ratting" is a brown concept

>>216045264
I have never consumed eggnog

>>216045264
When I was a kid I saw some youtube video where the joke was that eggnog was made from Santa's cum and it's haunted me ever since

Eggnog niggas be like yeah there's 2 months a year where you can drink white Russians without people looking at you funny

>>216045264
I'm gonna make my own homemade eggnog this year
>>216045276
I tried it and didn't enjoy it. The alcohol was too overbearing

>>216045276
No but I usually get a bottle of picrel every year. I think it's American though, my faggot cunt isn't importing American liquor right now so I may not get to enjoy some at Xmas.

I hate that we're at war right now, why can't we just be buds again.

>>216045280
White people ain't finna got no loyalty

>>216045264
If I drank as much of this shit as I want to id have renal failure.
I love this shit so much

volunteering to teach thirdies for some organization then like two or three show up feels bad man
the org will say that it's cause of challenging circumstances but i think it's more laziness
then there's grading but this grading feels like kinda a joke

>>216045289
Do you usually not drink alcoholic eggnog? 15% is pretty normal for them

>>216045289
>I'm gonna make my own homemade eggnog this year

Careful. That path leads to the Dark Side

>>216045289
>I'm gonna make my own homemade eggnog this year
Based, post it here and let us know how it goes.

>>216045324
How 'bout you help some american before you start trynna fix the rest of the world's population?

>>216045345
the americans in the street are worthless
they could easily enough get back on their feet if they tried but most of them are leeches
more sympathetic with the people who are genuinely decent hard working people but just have a shitty government and there's no jobs or they dont have the luxury to go to school

2 days till huggy wuggy releases on the fornite store

>>216045405
I have never heard him speak.

We can lay for the night,
But in the mornin' I get Shirley Murdock
I hope ya door slam lock
I'm gone

>>216045381
What exactly are you teaching these turdworlders and where are they from?

>>216045405
he helped thousands of soyllennial faggots find religion

>>216045410
It sounds something like "Counting or not counting gang violence - CRACK - splruggugggugugururlurrulluuu....."

>>216045379
She looks like she should be in a fighting game

>>216045410
And now you never will

should i have more cheesecake? momberg would be pissed if i didnt leave her a slice

been an incel for a couple weeks now

>>216045486
greedy fat fuck

>>216045486
piss her off, you deserve it. what's the point of earning all those GBP's if you don't ever cash em in?

Fucking hate seto kanna javs because they all feel like exhibitions rather than actual stories.

>>216045455
Damn...

>>216045508
i do cash them in THOUGH

>>216045521
Shorty?

Use this for the new

>>216045486
No

>>216045508
The last slice costs more points than an entire new cake

Something to think about

>>216045521
is your mom hot?

>>216043996
>millennials who act like zoomers are 10x worse than the worst zoomer
Agreed. It's even worse when they themselves act like generation chauvinists online and then do it everywhere else.

>>216043996
any millennial that uses the word 'cooked' should be boiled alive.

>>216045554
I'd like to eat a slice of cake off a girl's ass some day.

1am we meet again

>>216045512
for me, it's asahi mizuno and nao jinguji

>>216045585
How many GBP is that exactly?

>>216045530
yeah

>>216045597
*Hugs* how have you and sisterberg been

>>216045583
You are cooked for this opinion
Let a speak freely!

>>216045596
depends if it's the first or last slice.

>>216045601
good, shes trying to convince parentbergs to get her a second dog

>>216045595
that reverse ntr asahi mizuno jav stole gallons back in highschool. luv me some jinguuji too

Turkish Delight is just a half-assed jelly bean

>>216045653
Canada cooking rn fr

>>216045264
I used to drink the shit out of this as a kid but today I can't justify something so blatantly unhealthy

>>216045629
She has baby fever

>>216045264
>Egg nog season
I'm a little more old-fashioned

>>216045667
I only drink it at Christmas in honour of our Lord and Savior. I feel like Jesus would be insulted if I didn't have some nog.

>>216045687
Finger my ass

>>216045653
Always wanted to try them

>>216045696
No, finger MY ass

>>216045687
damn that looks T A S T Y

>>216045715
>>216045696
remember to PREP UP before you STEP UP, fellas

theres a demon haunting my home

>>216045687
So do you just eat the cinnamon stick or what?

>>216045763
nah we got herd immunity now I just trust that the other dude is on it, you only need to be afraid of chasers nowadays

>>216045783
you can't eat those sticks unless you're a donkey, they're used to slowly infuse the drink with cinnamon and double as a stir stick

Lmfao y'all got me fucked up XD

i have aids

>>216045805
I stopped using /cum/ for a really long time, as in years, and then I came back and made this exact post (but with capitalization because I'm not a troglodyte) and got a whole bunch of (you)s and was hooked to this place like a addict after that

>>216045799
Does that happen before the drink gets cold?

>>216045805
LOL

>>216045826
>>216045826
>>216045826
new

who asked