Thread 216044751

Discuss the political and religious implications of the al-ZUTT railing Mohammed ﷺ Also post your best ZUTT memes, hadithjaks, and related images

Important Resources:
https://sunnah2.com/262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtTYxxmVpvA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFa8XuI4YTA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zu%E1%B9%AD%E1%B9%AD

FAQ:
>What is the al-ZUTT story?
TL;DR Mohammed, the Prophet of the Muslim Faith got consensually arsefucked by a bunch of tall, virile black men known as the ZUTT.
>Who were the ZUTT?
Extremely horny jeets from modern day Pakistan with massive dicks
>Where does the story come from?
Ahmad ibn Hanbal, Musnad Ahmad, Hadith no. 262.
>What does 'yarkaboun' mean? Does it have a sexual connotation?
Yarkaboun means "ride" and yes, just like in english, the word is used sexually.

Common Ummah Damage Control:
>ITS NOT AN AUTHENTIC HADITH
It's a Musnad, which means that it traces back to the Prophet Mohammed ﷺ. Also its narrated by Abdullah ibn Massud RA who was one of the prophets closest companions.
>YARKABOUN IS NOT SEXUAL SLANG
Wrong, in arabic the word is indeed used sexually. For example in Jami` at-Tirmidhi, specifically Hadith 2980 (Book 47, Hadith 32) the word is used to mean sexual penetration.
>I ONLY FOLLOW THE KORAN
Koranism is a meme. Without hadiths you wont know how to pray, fast, go on pilgramage, how much to pay in Zakat, the clothing prohibitions, etc.

>by posting in this thread you denounce the Koran, hadiths, Sunni and Shia schools, and declare your support for TUD (Total Ummah Death)

>>216044751 (OP)
dead meme

Are hadiths actually religious texts?
How did the Zutt people travel from Pakistan to Arabia?

These are the questions that I need answering.

emem daed

White people found this hilarious.

Why did he write this?

HELP MASS REPORT THIS CHUDSLIM ZUTTSLIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVGAFUqLUmE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVGAFUqLUmE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVGAFUqLUmE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVGAFUqLUmE

>>216044765
>>216044784
>>216044788
The angrier you get, the funnier it is.

>>216044765
>>216044784
Just like Muhammad's dead kids

>>216044765
ZUTTED

Ew this is just basically gay blacked shit all over again. Why can't 4chan produce good memes that doesn't revolve around disgusting sexual activities?

>>216044765
>dead meme

The more I learn about islam the more I wonder how the fuck did such an abhorrent religion survive since the 7th century?

>>216044845
Be honest.
You didn't complain during blacked.
You didn't complain during buckbreaking.
You're only complaining now because it's one of your guys.
>>216044853
Poor education and a lot of the rituals they do are very brainwashing
(prayer five times a day-really? how is that practical?)

>>216044751 (OP)
What is it about ZUTTs that makes them so attractive to holy men?

>>216044853
Indoctrination from childhood aka they snip the penis

Wait a minute, where is the haddith that shows that Muhammad was circumcised. We know he ate chicken

>>216044869
>You didn't complain during blacked.
>You didn't complain during buckbreaking.
I literally did you gay ass pajeet.
All of it is disgusting just like your hideous face.

>>216044925
Palpable lies lol.

>>216044765
Bro fuck this cuck religion, Muhammad(zutt be upon him) was a bbc slut. I’m just going to be atheist

>>216044853
It was useful for political mobilization. If you could convince masses of people that fighting for your cause would lead to eternal pleasure and that not doing so would be eternal torment you had a very driven, gullible, and fanatical group of followers

>>216044919
What the actual fuck

>>216044853
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_Muslim_conquests
War war war war war war war war war war
Do this and you'll get 50 bazillion virgin women when you die and honey. And they believed him

>>216044933
It doesn't matter what I say because you are a jeet arguing in bad faith.
Death to muzzies and jeets.

>>216044919
So he was insecure about a botched circumcision, and mandated everyone be circumcised?

>>216045011
In Islamic folklore Mohammed was never circumcized because he was so magical he was born without a foreskin so it's likely his cock just had some weird birth defect.

>>216045026
I've learned more about Islam in the last week than I have my entire life

Apparently there is a condition called Aposthia where one is born with extremely short foreskin. So much that it's in a permanently pulled back position. Sounds giga uncomfortable

>>216044751 (OP)
Did MoMo have his hands folded or by his side while being Zutted?

>>216044919
>Look at him. He is urinating as a woman does.
LMAO
I remember during my school days whenever we had short break we used to go to the urinals, but my muslim classmate never used the urinals. Instead he used the squat toilets.

>>216045099
Probably what mohammed had

>>216044853
Rape and forced conversions.

>>216045208
Germans also pee like woman

>>216045139
THIS IS A FAKE SUNNAH, TOTAL JAYEED HOOT'HOOT'!
IT WAS NEVER JA'DEEDH BY WHABBI BUGHO'!
JAYEED' HOOT'HOOT! JAYEEEEEED HOOT'HOOT' AL'FUQ' DIL'DOFAT'ASSIYA QUM'ASSIYA!!!!

>>216044941
wtf rare flag

>>216044853
Violence

>>216044751 (OP)
why did Mohammad do it?

>>216044788
https://vocaroo.com/1Qpkaaaim3pN
this is fun, not that zutt crap

>>216044751 (OP)
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/215601718/#q215601718
This was the thread that started the Zutt meme btw. The hadithjak existed prior to it and maybe there's a few mentions of Zutt on /his/ or in MENA generals, but the usage explodes almost immediately after this thread.

Okay, I just gotta ask. Considering how very slanderous this Hadith is, why didn't early scholars try to burn or erase the Hadith?

>>216045436
They literally recorded everything he did

>>216045463
If he lived today we'd have a recorded livestream of every time he shat.

>>216045463

Did not one of them think that it's a bad image for their prophet? A guy getting ass raped in the middle of the night, doesn't seem like a good public image, and I'm more surprised they kept it in.

you just know that these memes are made by shitskins due to the incessant 'jak usage
zutt is still hilarious though

>>216044919
In my family, i was told it was haram to pee while standing up. Im starting to believe it now, Muhammed is exactly the kind of guy to ban it

>>216045543
He's perfect I don't see the issue. Muhammad can do no wrong by Islam, it's Abrahamic brahminism.

>>216045322
Hadithjaks are an unexplored gold mine

Forced discotroon pajeet meme. Went from gem to coal in two days.

>>216045649
You think he was caught and this was his way of damage control? Just like how he panicked when folk stayed over at his for too long?

>>216044941
KOSOVO IST SRBIJA

>>216045543
There's tons of fucked up stories in the hadiths. Muhammad making Aisha scrape semen of his clothes with her hands, him performing what is essentially fellatio with his grandson, etc. The idea is that he was a perfect man so whatever he did is permissible, praiseworthy even. He was also illiterate so it's not like he could vet the things written about him. If your followers are fanatical enough they'll excuse anything you do or even twist the embarrassing shit into something acceptable

This meme has changed my outlook on an entire religion.

>>216045543
These WERE the haddiths that survived. Think of all the ones that didn't

Zuttbros... reddit academics have deboonked it...
https://www.reddit.com/r/AcademicQuran/comments/1lleums/questions_about_the_hadith_of_muhammad_and_the/
>Even before I did any research I found the scenario to be quite implausible. If this was an instance of rape, then why didn't the Prophet come back with any scars or bruises. Why didn't he get revenge on them? In the words of Richie Aprile, why didn't he send those mulignans to slip-and-fall school? And why did the line work? If you look at the Quran, you will find that Muhammad is described as not being a miracle worker. Then why did the line magically protect Ibn Masud?
>The story becomes even more problematic if the encounter is consensual. Muhammad, in the Quran and the Hadith, has preached against homosexuality. If it got out that he participated in a gay orgy, it would ruin his reputation. So why did he bring his friend, Abdullah? Why did he let him tell this story? Why didn't they kill him for accusing Muhammad of being gay? How would an orgy with a bunch of travelling Indian men be organized? So many questions.

>>216045698
>something acceptable

What's the moral lesson of Zutt, Aisha cleaning cum, and the Felatio story?

>>216045723
When you imagine Muhammad as you would a modern Saudi prince it starts to make sense.

>>216045752
Is there a Hadith where he shits on an instagram model?

>>216045368
https://voca.ro/12HfxgeHolam

Crazy how the Zutt meme got people reconsdering Islam based on comments I saw at fb and ig.

>>216045850
Shame based religion, if anything that shows how weak their faith really was

>>216045699
lmfao same unironically

>>216045744
>EDIT: Due to the high volume of troll posts on this thread, I am locking the topic. I think we've established that the apologetic claims regarding it are false and based on low quality translations.
KEK. This thread is a trainwreck filled with the usual cope.
>They're jinn
>Poorly translated Arabic
>Begging the question
These guys are really pretending like there isn't a million different instances of 'it's not gay if' in Islam. In fact I don't think I've ever really seen a direct condemnation of homosexuality like there is in Christianity. They mention the story of Lot and that's it. There's a hadith that says men shouldn't imitate women and that's about it. If Muhammad was putting out to assimilate Zutt tribals there's nothing in the Quran stopping him because he's not doing it out of desire he's doing it to convert them to Islam.

>>216045699
>>216045878
It has destroyed my view of my coworkers. 12+ morrocans. I cant believe how earnestly he explained suni and shia to and Mohammed and then this is revealed. I hope to god they find out

>>216044751 (OP)
i thought that zutt meant something like zion mutts/americans.

>>216045900
>I don't think I've ever really seen a direct condemnation of homosexuality
This seems very odd considering how anti gay muslims are. Muhammad didnt even declared a punishment for being gay

>>216045747
There is no moral lesson. By examining how Muhammad lived Muslims legalistically make rules on what they can or can't do. It's not based on morality, it's based on what one guy did. Since he's perfect everything he did is too. Outward acts of piety are more important in Islam than actual moral action. It's why Muslims rub their foreheads into prayer mats until they develop "raisin", calloused foreheads

>>216045946
They probably just aped it from Christianity. They don't hate Jesus btw, they think he's an actual historic figure akin to something like John the Baptist. They didn't believe in the whole 'he's a literal god' thing that Catholics pushed.

>https://www.uni-muenster.de/imperia/md/content/arabistikislam/publikationen/bauer/bauer_male-male_love_in_classical_arabic_poetry_2014.pdf
Why are arabs so zesty

Would Islam have survived 2000 years if they knew that Momo was having regular no loads refused partys?

>>216046114
Well well, look at the muzzie prophet, pulling up in his fancy Meccan camel

There's plenty of actually retarded shit in Islam that you can make fun of instead of a random inauthentic hadith. I get you retards think muslims consider anything with "narrated.." a hadith but if you try to say this to a Muslim they'd consider you retards and move on.

>>216046359
ZUTTED

>>216044941
even kosovo got jeets in it, it's joever

>heard that the people asked the Prophet of Allah (ﷺ): Water is brought for you from the well of Buda'ah. It is a well in which dead dogs, menstrual clothes and excrement of people are thrown. The Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) replied: Verily water is pure and is not defiled by anything.

>Abu Dawud said I heard Qutaibah b. Sa'id say: I asked the person in charge of the well of Bud'ah about the depth of the well. He replied: At most the water reaches pubes. Then I asked: Where does it reach when its level goes down ? He replied: Below the private part of the body.

>Abu Dawud said: I measured the breadth of the well of Buda'ah with my sheet which I stretched over it. I them measured it with the hand. It measured six cubits in breadth. I then asked the man who opened the door of garden for me and admitted me to it: Has the condition of this well changed from what it had originally been in the past ? He replied: No. I saw the color of water in this well had changed.

Nothing wrong with making fun of muzzies and jeets, but can we start making fun of other religions too? I need more images mocking other faiths, and I already have lots of these religions.

>>216046545
>jayeed hoot hoot

>>216046570
Once zutting becomes mainstream

>>216046570
>the islam folder is just full of islamic educational scripture
lel

>>216046570
Do you specify which sect they are?

>>216046570
Append Buddhism to Hindu because they overlap tremendously.

>[The prostitute] having thus spoken, the Tathāgata magically created an elephant. A white lotus emerged between the legs of the elephant and touched the ground. Having seen this, the women burst into laughter. They said to one another: “The ascetic is good at conjuration.”

The Buddha also magically created an image of a horse king, who extended his retracted organ. It hung like a beryl cylinder and reached his knees. Having seen it, the women said even more that it was conjuration.

It's from The Sutra on the Ocean-Like Samadhi of the Visualization of the Buddha. Jeets will say it's a Chinese fanfic Buddhism, but this is chump change compared to karmamudra in Tibet or tantric practices.

>>216046571
>[1]And I saw it, the wisdom that was revealed by Al-fo'ur'chan that saw Al-Arabiya broken. What a gem to see shimmer anew. [2] I was there when the shitposter (pork be upon him) uttered those honorable verses. [3] And the muslims did cry out in anger, while he recited: "Jayeed' hoot'hoot'!".

>>216044751 (OP)
ZAMN muhammad was a zesty nigga

>>216046586
I will wait then.
>>216046627
There are also lots of pics of Muhammad getting zutted or pigged.
>>216046640
No, but I have considered subdividing everything into smaller folders, mainly Christianity; there are too many pics of protestants and Catholics.
>>216046646
Kek, that was funny. Thank you. I will look into this.
>>216046678
>>216046713
Thank you.

Anyways, I am fucking off back to /pol/ for more religion kino. Keep on zutting those muzzies.

>>216046678
>>216046713
I'm looking for the one about drunk noah and his son

>>216046941
Everytime I zuttpost some muslim calls me a moorish mestizo rapebaby or claims that I'm Anglo and have been conquered by pisslam. Really funny seeing them have a total meltdown

>>216046983
Hahaha, it really gets under their skin. That's how you know it's true

>>216046941
This actually happened once. Some Muslim came into one of these threads and just dumped a folder of white women with black men webms.

>>216044751 (OP)
Absolutely ZUTTED thread

>>216047013
They've been spamming interracial porn on /pol/, either that or they call you a Jew or an Indian. Kek, pathetic little zuttsluts

>>216047042
>>216047013

They can't help but post that stuff. They are natural zuttbuttsluts.

>>216045699
I mean i hated Islam before. Now i cant even take it seriously kek

>>216047073
A ten second AI video and it's more significant, provocative and timely than any traditional art piece made in the last 10 years. Absolutely brutal

>>216046941
It's like Allah created the perfect humiliation ritual. Everything about zutting is perfect

>>216047131
Why do Arabs have such shit teeth, they keep bragging about how they eat honey and nuts with no added chemical but they all have arguably worse teeth than the British

>>216047073
>>216047092
>>216047113
>>216047131
Holy kek

>>216047124
I don't think Islam will recover to be honest lad
>>216047127
Well, as the Muslims say themselves, Allah is the best of planners kek

>>216047092
>>216047073
>>216047113
>>216047113
>>216047131
>>216047154
Gemmy

>>216046570
Atheists made enough fun of christianity in the early 2000s for a few decades to go still

>>216047162
centuries of inbreeding have given them narrow jaws prone to malocclussions

>>216047162
Inbreeding I'd imagine

>>216047174
I don't get this one, he's showing what he can have but why is the skinny one shown twice? Is he the one who had his dick sicked?

>>216047209
The skinny one is the one who chose to be ridden by the zutts

>>216047193
Those reddit memes suck ass tho

>>216047223
Ah ok

>>216047233
They are meant to take off in /pol/ spaces i hope and from there jump to twitter and so on

>>216047255
The janitors are quite strict. But in time Zuttposting will prevail, it is inevitable.

>>216047162
you're thinking of brits

>>216047269
It's too funny to not explode. The eating chicken still gets a giggle

>>216047269
>The janitors are quite strict
On /pol/?
Why would they not allow this? I guess fellow brown people are not to be attacked there

>>216047294
Uhm no omar and ali and rachid all have shit teeth

>>216047255
Stop.
>>216045417
Read this. The meme has been around for not too long. People are jaded to memes more than ever, you need to actually frame it as an argument and make OC rather than just spamming ZUTT everywhere. Muslims will ALWAYS react to it with the same copes, the more you beat them down the more it snowballs.

>>216047304
/pol/ is zuttslim central because Arabs are giga right wing

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/200726466/#200726633

Is this the chicken origin?

>>216047255
I'm talking about the early reddit memes about Christianity

>>216047304
Because the board has been flooded by zuttsluts since all that shit happened with Israel and Palestine. They've grown quite comfortable. I'd imagine one of the janitors is one of them as most of the zutt threads get either deleted or moved to a different board. The seethe it causes on /pol/ is hilarious, primarily from western flags too.

>>216047370
Yeah i mean they did suck. Internet was different then though and made for white nerds circlejerking (which to be honest was better than what we have today)

Uhm won't the mosques become vampire safe havens?

>>216047154
reminder that 'mmed was a crossdressing faggot:
https://answering-islam.org/Responses/Abualrub/mirt.htm

>>216047401
Nah jaks are kino, reddit nerds aren't funny

>>216047422
It was a different time. Thats all i can say about it

>>216047404
Even Mohammed's friends didn't know what he meant by that

>>216047437
>Muhammad doesn't like flavour
Was he a timmy?

Just a couple of devout followers of Mohammed (pajeets bust upon him) following in his footsteps and reenacting his encounter with the Al Zutts. Very pious people the Muslims.

>>216044765
>https://zutted.com/

don't you dare wear silk

>>216047453
https://wikiislam.net/wiki/Qur%27an,_Hadith_and_Scholars:Muhammad%27s_White_Complexion

>>216044851
Kek
>>216044820
It's a test from ALLL-lllah

>>216047483
>Then Allah's Apostle raised his hands so high that we saw the whiteness of his armpits.
Naughty arabs

>>216047311
sure sure

>>216045744
>why didn't the Prophet come back with any scars or bruises.
He did?

>>216047519
I work with your b1 compatriots

>>216047238
Kek

>>216045946
Interesting. If you think about it some peoples of muslim faith were raging homos, like turks and afghans

Why don't they follow their prophets advice?

>>216047596
>jak getting angrier and angrier with momo telling him to calm it

>>216045850
>raping a 9yo
I sleep
>homosexual desert gangbang between consenting adults?
REAL SHIT

>>216046114
>zutt chads on top of the sand dune
Keeeeeek

>>216047422
>mock religion with rage comics
>get bodied into oblivion by fedora meme
>mock religion with jaks
>it's funny

>>216047437
>what does he mean by that?
KEK

Zutts are of lower or higher value than an Arab? Was Momo into beast sex?

>>216047344
If know your enemies and know yourself, will win 100 battles. Its a shame they never studied Islam, so much gay muhammed lore was in there

>>216047663
Honey makes you shit, for the next remedy I bet he told him to drink a bottle of oil

>>216044853
Conquest, araps used to be great at conquering, and then genociding/force converting the natives of the area. This is why a colonialist arap zuttspawn structure is sitting atop of my indigenous Jewish ruins of the second temple, DECOLONIZE the TEMPLE MOUNT

>>216047663
ALLAH SAYS YOU ARE NOT A COW

>>216047692
This is what they thought of the Zutts

>>216044851
LOL

>>216047804
What did he mean by this

Every since time i see an Arab flag i think about zutting

>>216047885
>Every since

>>216047483
This probably makes more harm to muslims (nafris, arabs, etc) because they are literally praising a white man. He is described as white man with rossy skin and not curvy hair.

They would not have said that he was "white" so many times if he did not stand out from other people.

Imagine all the muslims of the world bending the knee for a white man.

We should go to google: "muslim mosque/school + your country" and find their emails to send them the zuttgate pictures.

>>216047895
Yea nigga i spent the whole night on 4chan im tired

>>216047902
>We should go to google: "muslim mosque/school + your country" and find their emails to send them the zuttgate pictures.
Dont do this, it makes mustard gas

But seriously dont unless youre underage then europol will let you off with a warning

What makes it especially funny is how muslims are such macho braggarts that flip out at the slightest provocation, who for years have been so sensitive about their prophet being drawn. To the point where they've shot up cartoon studios. Then for it to come out that their great prophet (Jutt's cum upon him) turned out to be a pidor faggot that got repetitively plapped by jeets in the desert.

I'd give any amount of money for some atheist or christian to start bullying Mohammad Hijab or any other muslim influencer about the Zutt assfucking in a public forum. Just to watch the rage and temper tantrum that'd inevitably follow.

There's nothing else to say to Muslims, they prostrate themselves to a faggot. A faggot that gets mounted.

>>216044751 (OP)
The implication is daily pajeet threads

>>216047993
Trolling is outlawed in Europe?

>>216048030
Yea, against muslims. Which is why zutting needs to be spread to the normals

>>216048029
Havent you got camel piss to drink

>>216044919
Autismlam

>>216047437
>"What does he mean by that?"

>>216044919
>sissy squat

>>216048093
No I don't jewboy

>>216044765
renounce muhammad

>>216046941
Absolute gem

There is actually no way for them to recover

>>216048176
Everyone is laughing at you, it's not just the jews.

Your prophet got gaped, what more is there to even say?

>>216048187
it's funnier if they don't.

>>216048176
Drink it all already?

>>216044751 (OP)
imagine being a muznigger after this
you worship a man who used to get his bussy blown out in the desert by bbc
no wonder muznigs pray in that pose, they're just emulating the perfect zutt pose for bussy breaking

>>216047692
anyone got the hadiths?