Thread 216046430

oh wow david bowie

might try out that suicide method where you sit in the car and attach a tube to the exhaust to pump the fumes in

>>216046430 (OP)
I will fucking spark the lot of you cunts

>>216046457
I've heard it's not very reliable
you may just end up with loads of brain damage

>>216046470
yes yes hilarious very good

oh jeremy rorkin

anglo yank + seasian mutts always look better than anglo british + seasian mutts

>>216046492
either i die or i become too retarded to suffer, sounds like win-win

>>216046506
>he chortled, rocking on his rascal scooter

Dont quite like calihomo

who the hell is rascal scooter?

>>216046554
D O U B L E
W I D E

mcdonalds breakfast on the cards?
i think mcdonalds breakfast is on the cards

not having some corn syrup fed rotund yankee cocksucker mug me off tbqh

>>216046565
Xhe is a californian twink with passive-aggressive posts and always makes these shit OPs

Absolute lengerz

Need to shag her while she farts in my face.

>>216046584
he should post his bussy and stfu then
they need to learn their place

>>216046598
wish we had black girls where I live

>>216046600
she has irish boyfriends

sexond poo poo coming

>>216046598
she has a half irish half jamaican boyfriend

>>216046636
This isn’t funny

>>216046618
>>216046636
What the hell is your problem pal?

none of you know how the film industry works

>>216046584
you fucking wish don't you
you filthy disgusting pervert

Sucking a saltwater taffy

>>216046598
Built for BWC

>sets a 3-5 year time frame to disrupt the old firm and get into european football with jew maths

>does it in 3 months

just how bad is scottish football

Any owls in

Was making myself a decaffeinated coffee this morning and I thought, I fancy a fully caffeinated coffee, so I tipped the decaffeinated coffee back into the jar and made myself a caffeinated coffee instead

>announce intention to go for a poo
>dadberg rushes in there first
fucking sick of it

>>216046816
use the other toiler

>>216046816
shit on his face to assert dominance

>>216046816
Ever thought of not being a loser who lives with their parents and getting your own pad. Dadberg is probably crying in the toilet right now at raising a failure of a son who still lives with them

>>216046826
you need to have a new build in britain to have 2 toilets

>>216046826
there isn't one and I'm only visiting so not much pressure to get another installed
>>216046831
Good shout lad shall try this one

David Bowie in East Berlin.

>>216046841
old council houses have two toilets

>>216046816
>announcing anything at 7 am
mornings should be silent smdh

>>216046837
>he typed quietly so as not to wake his mum

>>216046837
project on gimpy I'm only visiting

>>216046856
wrong. it's a accessibility thing with new builds only. because some disabilities are wee and poo related

was it ever established what laffy taffy is and why d4l loved shaking it so much

Getting ready for toil soon. Colleaguebergs will not be happy.

>>216046878
mate i am living in one it has two toilets
all of them around here do and they're old

>announce intention to have a wank
>dadberg wanks me off first

Anyone ever shag any of their housemates? I never did because I spent most of my time in my room wanking off on my laptop but some of you guys might have had more success

>>216046775
*raises wing*

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>>216046904
I haven't had a female housemate since 2009 but I remember having a massive crush on one who had a bf and when I found out they'd split I thought "aha time to make my move" and then did nothing

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if you dont have a 2nd toilet just get a comode that you can clean out when the bathroom becomes available

it makes me incredibly sad that I’ve had to leave warm naked cuddles in bed with my gf to toil but that is life I’m afraid

Get a dog toilet dog. Aka... a lawn... you know what I'm saying don't you

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>>216046968
clean it up janny

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>216046990
I can jump in the bed and keep her warm for u m8

always thought i wanted an exotic girlfriend. asian, italian, even an aussie or yank... think it would be interesting at first but eventually you'll yearn for someone closer.

>>216047024
it’s alright lad it’s alright she’s had her fill

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>216047040
>but eventually you'll yearn for someone closer
like a paki bird?

10/21/25(Tue)00:45:12
What are you implying?

Got the john zerzan on

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>216047047
don't worry m8 ill slip in she wouldn't even notice

It's a common misconception that Shelter only deal with homelessness. They can assist with all manner of housing related issues. Walk in for your free consultation today.

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>216046524
Those aren't your only options though you could also get the kind of brain damage that makes you feel like you're constantly in pain, and you need a colonoscopy bag because your colon failed when your organs shut down from lack of oxygen, and you're just aware enough to remember what you used to be like and how you destroyed your life for some retarded reason, and now all you do all day is hope and pray that the 3rd world caretaker the government assigned to wipe your ass won't beat you just for the fun of it.

always have the persistent feeling that i've done something embarrassing in front of friends and colleagues while drunk like try to shove a remote up my bottom because I'm secretly gay and don't know it yet. how would I go about finding out from them if anything weird happened without alerting them to my concerns if nothing actually did happen. I just assume people are sniggering at me behind my back

>>216047106
very relatable

>>216047106
bix nood

Fuse box in the flats across is still being it's been two weeks don't know how many times I've reported it to the council
I guarantee it's a five minute fix if someone just gets off their arse and looks at the thing

>>216047119
stop caring unless you want to be a social climber

beginning my tinder bio with "i would never kill you"

Got the day off lads
Cheers

needn't see that

corrrrrrrr
*starts wanking ferociously*

>>216047147
"i would never kill you you dumb cunt"

>>216047175
dont take days off me because as an incel i have nothing to fill it with. other people are like 'i need this day and this day and this one because of my kids or family holiday' but i'm just like i dont need any of them

"I could easily rape you but I won't"

>>216047147
white knight

should of started 'i would never shag you'. women like it when you play hard to get

>>216047206
I don’t do anything either but work makes me take them so they don’t build up

May pay a fit prossie to fart in my face as an analog for Emma Watson.

just remembered I said yes to going to the work Xmas do when I’m absolutely not going, get the gf cuddled and get the cosy pyjamas on. Enjoy your shite night where no one actually likes eachother

>>216047222
fucking normoid hope ur 'happy' with the gfberg
traitor

>>216047241
What do they do all day?

>>216047245
strange post x

>>216047217
same but i can choose any day which means i choose no day and if i do it randomly i often end up cancelling when someone needs it more.

society owes so much to the incel sacrifice

Happy Diwali

>>216047222
go and shag the fit office milf, bit of harmless fun

>>216047222
ye i paid 40 quid last year and just didnt go. best 40 quid i ever spent.

going this year though because im now one of the sad lonely older employees who has nowt else to do

ni shi nay ni shi nay nay ni shi ni shi nay

na na na na na na naaa

diii di di di di daaaa

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with Q(ute)

>>216047240
legit ktim

>>216047258
I've been feeling out of sorts

>>216047323
we’re all just doing our best

>>216047313
based /tv/ poster. love young actresses so i do

>>216047253
talk loudly on the phone (tucked into their hijab) while cooking and eating

Guns n roses whilst I play clash of clans. Epic as fuck.

>>216047330
leftypol loves this

>>216047342
just want a gf to cuddle

Migrant top trumps

You have a box of cards with countries on top with rankings for various attributes. So Egypt might get a 10 for rape but a 6 for worklessness. Somalia might get a 10 for worklessness and a 10 for low IQ

we love are dua here at /brit/ dont we lads

>>216047376
Lmfao

a nice soft smushy gf that smells nice

>>216047330
Countess of Chester hospital is the 2nd worse in the UK. Even with a nurse that murdered 7 babies its not the worst. Mad that

>>216047371
the irony of a pathetic green-frog poster not having a gf is clearly lost on you. grow up dickhead

whenever i see the outrage porn stories about migrants killing women and taking tax payer money i got straight to the daily mail to read the comments

tinking about woke pronouns again

>>216047376
>>216047330
the left needs to realise that "it's just one person, it doesn't represent a whole group" is not gonna cut it any more

single cell protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins, and minerals. everything the body needs.

>>216047396
no u

if i was peter pan i woulda split tinkerbell in half

ktim

>>216047371
you can do it! don’t let bitter idiots here drag you down anon

>>216047330
>Njoku admitted a charge of fraud by false representation at Chester Magistrates' Court. He was slapped with a 16-week prison sentence, suspended for 12 months, 80 hours of unpaid work, and £239 in costs and surcharge.

>Njoku is listed as a "dependent" on his wife's work visa after he came to Britain as a student, so it is not yet known whether he will be deported.
Id bet good money he wont be

>>216047450
thx m8

Britain must be the only country where actively being a menace helps your asylum application rather than hindering it

>>216047395
letby was a wrongful conviction

the hospital is just complete shit and they pinned it on her.

>>216047487
truly sickening. i sincerely hope Reform have the balls the retroactively persecute these monsters and boot them back home

>>216047400
wait a minute

>>216047487
this country gets gimmer by the day

ew parasite

me when they're mean to pim on smiling friends

leave this place and find a job and gf lads. Rise above those who want you here addicted to the general looking at cuck and migrant spam 15 hours a day. It’s time to move on

>>216047571
you first mate

>>216047571
why don't you follow your own advice?

>>216047571
hm... never thought about it that way

>>216047585
>>216047605
I have both and come and go from here as I please, hadn’t been here for a year until last week

>>216047571
i left when i got a month long ban and nothing changed for me . it's over

>>216047622
yes very believable lol

Honestly AI will take our jobs, they're starting to act like us.

>>216047633
very unbelievable that I’m not one of the 10 people alive who post here religiously is it ah yes

>>216047571
was an utter virgin freak when i first found the 'chan but have since been through the whole job gf normie rigmarole and i'm still here. it'll happen to you

>>216047241
I'll assuming they all just end up on disability benefits because of their cripplingly low IQs?

test

>>216047678
god they are both such fucking dorks hope they both end up you know where

>>216047624
what did you do in that month if you don’t mind me asking

>>216047330
I'm sure his wife is a valuable asset to are NHS and not some feckless retard

sitting down at the pub with my friends wearing this and not mentioning it whatsoever

anyway time for toil, remember it’s not too late for you to make the change you need to make in your own life. leave /brit/ to the hopeless and bitter

(*^_^*)

a pleb bag act
or
babel cap tag

>>216047678
You should be allowed to enter one of these events dressed like that let alone represent the entire society

had another homer dream last night

>>216047717
Btw thats nof his wife. She fled to nigeria. The both live in separate homes too despite him being her visa dependent but lets not talk about that:)

>>216047571
and do what specifically instead? just press the X close button in the top right and then what lad? then what?

>>216047817
Baffling, I'm sure this was a legitimately obtained visa

lads, tits or ass?

>>216047817
How do we know this George customer was his actual wife?

feeling sluggish and slowpilled today

>>216047869
(native american voice) you must use every part of the woman

>>216047817
>>216047717
>>216047330
I'm very confused by this situation
>his wife got a visa in the UK to work
>he doesn't have a visa
>he came along as her dependent
>he committed a crime
>she left the country
so why is he not deported?

>>216047869
fuck i hated highschool. having to answer questions like this, always having to have my "top 5" ready to share.

>6-7 Song, also known as 67 Meme, refers to the song "Doot Doot" by Skrilla featuring G Herbo, a hip-hop song released in December 2024 that was popularized on TikTok and Instagram Reels in January 2025.
the fuck

>>216047911
Bigot!

>>216047911
soft touch britain. we love rewarding criminals

business idea: airdrop illegals back in their home country if they don't consent to taking them back

morning wank done
time for some well deserved rest

>>216047922
hope you're living your truth now queen x

>>216047911
>He accepted the seriousness of the matter. Since then, he has obtained the appropriate authorisation but has chosen not to work in the care industry. Instead, he now has employment at Vauxhall through an agency
Already got a new job mate. Easy

>>216047911
>so why is he not deported?
Because nobody gets deported for anything in this country

Also worth noting that despite the sensationalist reporting of the media this is not an edge case or one off
Anyone who's worked with West Africans and specifically Yorubas know that managing them is an impossibility
They swap shifts off the books and as it's the case here will just give random and unqualified people their ID cards to cover them
It's especially common in warehouse and care worker jobs

>>216047892
screeching

>>216047990
why do you have images of anime children saved in your iphone camera roll
are you not concerned your friends or gf will see

think i might watch "all you need is kill" (edge of tomorrow to you gaijins)

>friends
>gf

deporting a poo from my colon to the toilet

ROARING at mum to stick the kettle on, meanwhile I'm dying of thirstation in my smelly childhood bedroom

>>216048089
wow lol are you just out of sixth form lad

>>216048021
It happens in hospitals all the time too. You get paid more for "banking" but youre limited to the amount you can do. They take advantage all the time

>>216048108
I'm a bright bouncing 33 year old boy actually

>>216048068
just a bit bizarre having them on your phone lad, i keep all my autistic anime images on my smelly bedroom battlestation right where they should be

>>216048132
holy christ lmao

>>216047991
hope you feel clever now hero x

/brit/ incel in the front
/brit/ shaggers in the back

might egg sandwich

The

>>216048143
first day here is it?

>>216047817
>>216047911
>>216048017
>fraudulently obtain a visa by pretending your married to someone you're not
>illegally work in a hospital by pretending you're someone you're not
>working with vulnerable people and women in a role you're unqualified to do
>somehow get away with this for months
>get caught and your "wife" who's visa you're tied to just leaves the country
>no jail time and a minor fine
>rewarded with a job at a car manufactures
Sums up the state of this country in one article

incelling around my incelflat incelliously

>>216048174
I’m not a frequent visitor no, sometimes after work. I’m amazed this post >>216048089
was written by a whole 33 year old man though that’s unreal. can’t imagine the life choices you’ve made to get to that point

>>216048174
Yes
I haven't got my starter pack yet
When will I get it?

>>216048216
thats the tip of the iceberg mate

>>216048236
tell me I’m interested id like to hear some specifics about your situation

>>216048251
no i mean thats tame for how pathetic and freakish many people here are

When did you become a teamong. anon? Obviously most children don't drink tea and neither do most teenagers but there comes a point in almost everyone's life where they get their own teapot or at least start buying bags
I can't remember in my case, I suppose it was when I bought tea bags just in case family ever visited my shitty student apartment and then started using them myself

>>216048216
/brit/ may be a normie-adjacent general at its core but the freakazoidal types keep it from feeling like facebook so they play an important role in the ecosystem

rorke seething from his rented bedsit as he taps away at his laptop as a temp data entry clerk

>>216048160
they have irish boyfriends

>>216048242
cute

>>216048302
The thing about it as well is that it runs itself as a balanced system as well, so if there's shit loads of schizos having melties at the same time, all the normal posters thin out and the schizos leave due to no audience, at which point the normal posters return etc

My brother (35M) got engaged last year, and ever since then his fiancée has been acting like she already owns everything with our last name on it.
My family’s comfortable not insanely rich, but we have a few properties and a small family business that my dad built decades ago. She started making comments like, Once we’re married, we’ll probably move into your dad’s house, or When we take over the business… as if it’s a done deal. She’s even asked about how inheritance works and whether my parents plan to split everything equally. At first, I thought she was just curious, but it’s constant. It’s giving me serious gold-digger vibes. My brother thinks I’m being judgmental, but the entitlement is wild. I just don’t want to see him blindsided later.
Anyone else dealt with a situation like this where someone acts like the ring automatically makes them part owner of the family’s stuff?

let the 16 hour long melty commence, parasite!

>>216048296
I started drinking green tea in grade 8 because I heard it helped with acne and after that got interested in the variety of them and how each had their own special health effects. Tea felt mystical to me in that sense and I love larping with that hippie shit.

pull out your knob and have a wank

>>216048216
Just believe everything you read do you?

>>216048362
you are the arsehole

might buy a shock collar. bloody dog is being a nuisance

just raped my own arse

>>216048362
Hmm well me and my gf do talk about our plans for inheritance money etc it is quite normal as you get more intertwined in a relationship, marriage, property owning etc. maybe she’s just slightly more hawkish and has her eyes on the prize but it’s not the end of the world if she makes him happy

>>216048380
One step ahead of you, lad

>>216048362
If you get involved in it then i will lead to resentment and driving him to her. Depends on your relationship with your brother and parents.

*desperate for cannussy voice* And what does this tea do?

parasite LOGGING IN for his unpaid /brit/ shift (with overtime)

>Sanae Takaichi wins historic vote to become Japan's first female prime minister
thought this happened ages ago why is it in the news now

>>216048352
well put

the throatberg is inflamed a bit and I've got no throat medicine

>>216047637
take my job making up numbers? was ludicrous that they were paying me anyway

family size woolies pasta bake for tea

might get steaming

>>216048416
They have a formal confirmation vote rather than having a system of implied confidence like we do in Westminster-style systems and because they have a loose governing coalition there was a lit of horsetrading involved between her getting the LDP endorsement and officially becoming the PM

>>216048475
woolies closed years ago you daft cunt

>>216048416
is she rorke or leftypol

>>216048477
(visibly struggling to stay awake by "confirmation")
(face down on the floor snoring like a dodgy mower by "westminster")

>>216048500
Leftypol doesnt have female leaders

it impresses me that seasidemark is capable of understanding that getting out of the house is key to avoid being bored lonely and depressed. how mark managed to avoid being as low as an incel is even after not working ever is testament to his character

So this is who I'm posting with is it?

>>216048500
Too rorke for the feminists

>>216048524
guy on the left looks like a typical /brit/ poster

>>216048509
You should hear me describing my views on antidisestablishmentarianism

>>216048476
Mount Helena on the 27th of March 1980 be like just 52 days before it's famed eruption on May 18th

im a alien

>>216048500
leftypol wouldnt have a female leader. that would be offensive to his muslim masters

>>216048520
it's a testament to him being like 50 mate
it was a lot harder to be a smelly bedroom incel growing up in the 80s-90s

gone into my overdraft like some kind of uni student. how grim

just saw a cheeky little mouse running across my room well someone is about to get its head crushed today

>neoliberal bull logging in
my dys

>>216048491
not in the developed world

>>216048524
Ms. Chudjak in the middle would get it

>>216048565
so, this is rorke

>>216048565
SCREAAAAAAAAAAM

>>216048564
and it aint the mouse

>>216048563
dangerous game you're playing lad

>>216048565
farting screaming crying

>>216048563
Hope you end up having to sell yourself into sex slavery

getting on the bus and loudly farting then getting off at the very next stop

>>216048563
get a credit card like an adult

>>216048594
i've sold some NVIDIA stock that i bought when i had some spare change going around at the beginning of the year which will put me back up, but it takes 3 days to process so lol. Council Tax went out today and screwed me

>>216048524
Middle and right are tranny adjacent

>>216048524
>Eventually he found a role at McDonald’s. The job had its positives and was fun at times but he also found it boring.
>He quit his role in the hope of finding something new.
fuck off

>>216048524
there's no way the one in the middle is a lad

Well, yeah, um
free lucy letby

drinking three pints of milk then seeing how long i can stay on public transport without pissing myself, not very long apparently.

vodka shartini, shaken not stirred

>>216048623
why would you just quit without something else lined up

watching Taskmaster on youtube but I can't watch seasons that don't have a token hot white woman in them

I really enjoy the show but I'm just not going to watch 10 episodes if there isn't a hot white woman. That's reasonable.

girl sneaks into her twin brother's bed every night

>>216048661
Hes a neet?

Wanking off to completion in a single fluid motion like a masterful samurai unsheathing his katana

>>216048677
not if he was employed?

#relatable

>>216048571
According to the article that's a man

>>216048681
I like to imagine that's how TimmyUK did his moneyshot

saying there’s “no work” is not an excuse to be NEET. saying “there’s no work I want to do” is far more accurate

im just a little monkey im sorry for being so little

>>216048730
Are you sorry for killing all those people

>>216048728
cut their benefits (to 0) and we'll soon see how many jobs are suddenly available for them

>>216048751
yeah it’s a disgrace desu countries very poorly run

>>216048745
no

>>216048702
As long as I get to grope his tits while I do him gay style

familiarity breeds contempt

fart poo trousers

fart poo trousers

>>216048661
all 3 of them are directionless lay-abouts aged 16-18
left actually has a job now
middle had one bad experience at an apprencticeship and now lays in bed playing video games all day
right dropped out of primary school due to autism

toilet shit

You’re all GREAT people and I hope you have a FANTASTIC day!

>>216048771
Something seriously wrong with you Bruce

glod

>>216048832
so they’re all teenagers who didn’t have a job for a bit? Someone should interview the 30 year old neets in here if they want a story

>>216048871
no pussy like boypussy

Sex with the mentally ill

Will Smith? He’s still cool! He’s still hip!

>>216048907
Did you know he never swears?! Radical dude!

thinking it might be time for a tranny gf lads

>>216048907
Has he even been in any films since.. the incident

is his name Jake and is he 28 from ashford

Getting the boyfriend pregnant

will smith slapped charlie kirk's neck in the titan submersible

>>216048957
where was harambe in all this

We here at /brit/ mourn the untimely death of GM Daniel "Danya" Naroditsky

>>216048981
Gay man?

>>216048974
being kneeled on by a minneapolis cop

BOOM! BOOM! Shake the womb!

>>216048986
Grandmaster

>>216049017
i ain't mourning no klansman

Have you ever been to Chingford?

>>216049032
stoicing his 8 inch log in his irish gf

>>216049032
any nigga can be stoic when they got a white woman

>>216048981
heard of him

>>216049053
he’s SEA actually

yep I'm filtering the aussie flag

marmite toast on the cards

Got a cousin whose dad is filipino

>>216049080
any seaigger can be stoic when they got a white woman

>>216049087
Won't they get crumbs on them

>>216049097
not sure what to do with this information

>>216049097
odd looking lot the fillipinos got slitty eyes and brown skin

this is what happens when incels refuse to take a women! SEA men have to take them instead

why is it filipino but philliphines
????????????

>>216046443
>>216046443
>>216046443

>>216049139
they use f because they fuck

>>216049139
basically because the orthography for the filipino language is different to that for spanish, which is where we get philippines

>>216049159
Fucked it

Been having cocaine dreams again, they recur yearly like clockwork. Was never addicted, just occasionally went through a bag and had a goon session. In my dream I have an eight ball and it's packed poorly, usually with newspaper or in an open top tube and I'm trying desperately to get it somewhere I can chop and rack it up, but I keep dropping the container and more and more of the cocaine spills out onto the floor, forcing me to snort it off. Scary how powerful the stuff is