Thread 216053220

Kick in the Cunt edition

all good but the fact remains that I have sex and you don’t

>>216053195
saw a friend out and about today. he had a woman with him, i’d say solid looksmatch, maybe she was a little uglier than him but close enough especially in our day and age. introduced her to me as his new girlfriend. I congratulated them, but on the inside i was getting that feeling again. why am i doomed to be god’s lonely man? what is it about me specifically?

There's no such thing as a pure and innocent woman. It is always an act. Women are incapable of having purity.

My Winter Vibe.

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>>216053249
my little sister is pure

>>216053244
Get an arranged marriage m8

I'm locked in the new

>>216053271
killed thay incel freak with a switchblade knife and dumped his pathetic little hateful body into a remote lake so they'll never find the evidence of what you've done

>>216053263
Liking Autumn is for yanks, it's just the start of months of shit weather and no sun.

>no this happened some time ago
Translation: it is total fiction

do girls actually like head pats or is that just an anime thing
seems a little patronising

Grim how we’re all gonna get old and sick.

Chemotherapy, tons of pills every morning, walking sticks, wrinkles, baldness, erectile dysfunction, heart attacks, cholesterol, incontinence, it’s coming for all of us

>>216053263
love autumn so much but I refuse to dress like a 1950s office clerk

>>216053322
not me

>>216053308
nah they do well of course some do, i know an autistic girl online who wishes for headpays and she also pretends she's a catgirl

quiet, rorke and leftypil are doing their dance

>>216053322
Not me though. I keep myself in good nick me.

>>216053327
What do you normally wear?

>>216053334
But enough about your tranny girlfriend (male)

>>216053300
I'm flattered you think my relatively mundane anecdote about an interaction with a girl is that far out of the realms of believability

here here !!

>>216053334
You have Employed Woman on Discord too I see!

>>216053351
done me like my uncle did all those years ago

>>216053357
I crave the ituman touch

>>216053338
during autumn? Tim boots, dark blue jeans, comfy wool knits

>>216053357
I hate boomers so much it's unreal. TBD

>>216053357
i don't want Order Food i want orange you give me give me you orange

>>216053410
Ok, I thought the worst, i.e. trackie bottoms and hoodies. You Sir, get a pass.

>>216053447
Fucking disgusting

done nowt today

Wish I were normal

>>216053447
this meme is 5 years out of date

>>216053357
why is there no acknowledgement of country on his sign?

done an unholy amount of poos today

I wish I lived in the UK

>>216053357
Damn it go and get it yourself you lazy fuck
Want human connection go to the park

>>216053499
666 poos and it's not even teatime?

What did we have for lunch?
I had a bacon butty and a pack of hula hoops

those super babies from Brazil

>>216053509
No you don’t frenchie

can the neoliberal bull please stand up, please stand up

>>216053509
Why?

>>216053550
Yes I do. You don't know how bad it has become out here

>>216053357
this is an ai generated photograph

>>216053578
Talk to me about it. I want to buy some land for under £10k that I can live on, in this country that appears to be impossible however I’ve seen land in France going for less than 2 (although it seems to me that I’d be having to go through red tape like in this country). So tell me about your wishes to come to UK. Maybe you just want to leave france

thinking about Michael Schumacher

>>216053597
Damn those mfers love mr bean fr fr no cap without the heading it could legit be a reaction image

Thinking about Michael Barrymore

>>216053575
Life has become so grim, my neighborhood has become 90% foreigner, no one speaks my language anymore, there us nothing outside but trash, broken windows and burned cars.
Life in an English village sounds lovely, I've been to the UK several times and it's simply better in every conceivable way.

>>216053597
wait until mr bean's holiday is approved in 2030

sir keith stormer

>>216053655
adam

nathan

darren

>>216053668
Those villages are reserved for old people pensioners and locals
Sorry m8, unless you’re fuckin loaded or willing to rent and jump through those hoops village life ain’t happening

>>216053668
Grass is always greener on the other side mate

love and i mean LOVE my toil

mr Bean funny

>>216053597
Mouse

will ..

love This !!

mr bean sex arse. signed by sir mouse nonce

>>216053771
scre

28lb

Lord Mouseshire

>>216053828
mmhmm

might become a turtle neck enjoyer

>>216053743
Why?

withdrew the application to the job i just applied for. not enough money

>>216053737
I'm not sure you can imagine what living in a place that is 90% brown and black is like. Anything is better than that.

this lad just applied for a job i posted then withdrew it
might have to phone him and ask why, we can't afford to miss out on talent like that

going to a waterpark not because I enjoy the slides or the wave pool but because I want to swim and immerse myself in stranger's pee

ffs

>>216053244
Demand his GF show bobs and vagene to you

>>216053669
Rowan Atkinson is 99...

>>216053951
He's hooked you and got you over a barrel
Million quid salary plus signing bonus

>>216053951
make it £70k and i'll reapply

>>216053992
that's what i was thinking i don't want to look too desperate but might just have no choice
i DEFINITELY don't have 1248124235292872 other applications to pick from

>>216053630
Wonder just how aware he is

nth for the baddiedem

so basically im thinking im based

baddie demmies mentioned

My life would be so different if I weren't so ugly

>>216053937
I'm not racist so it doesn't bother me

>>216053876
it’s practical, technical, artistic and traditional (plåtslageri, sheet metal smith)
can be tough on the body but it’s worth it

>>216054071
BIG UP x

nth for the got to go into a meeting nowdem

>>216054083
You're not funny mate

F

did you hear that?

nathan putting /brit/ posting on his cv under ‘professional experience’

>>216054213
Ratio'd

F

>>216054289
Blud in 60% brown and black area and getting along fine

Have you ever been balls deep in a tight Asian fanny? It is THE experience.

>>216054427
don't find them attractive, they're a bit too odd for me

>>216054427
Looks like aliens with their plastic faces

>>216054427
timmy's crush

Here's your new Jesus, bros

Make sure you do your civic duty!

hol up

test

>>216053597
Mr bean. Funny

>>216053668
Oh poor you

Just made an absolute fucking arse out of myself in the work groupchat

>>216054427
shagged two different asian sorts, so yes

>>216054560
give him a knighthood

>>216054560
broken clock

Depressed, miserable people on forums

Seriously though, lads, just how on earth are we supposed to stop the boats?

>>216054427
Former missus was Persian so technically Asian, loved going raw.
Corr I miss that

deary deary DEARY me

>>216054560
get him housed in the five star luxury resort NOW

>>216054560
a digital ID would have prevented this

>>216054611
all restore members now no doubt

hello

>>216054611
screaming at right wingnoids who think Reform will last until 2029 lmao

>>216054560
Housed. Now.

>>216054668
nigga always bout sum hello

scranning a kfc wingnoid box

>>216054611
Half these suspensions are just because reform are still for whatever reason trying to be the moderate party

fart loading

any green eyes man in

>>216054668
ahreet

norway doesn't have kfc did you know that

PLEASE HELP ME
how can I close my window where the handle has fallen off so I don’t have anything to grab onto to close it because it’s open now. I tried using my fingers but I can’t close it all the way it’s still open 2/3 inches please help me
I thought I could hook some string through it and pull it closed but there is legit no where to hook the string through. I can’t close it from the outside because it’s not ground floor

You fucking bellends realise they don't actually house refu-

>>216054745
no niggers?

>>216053220 (OP)
Jackie Chan’s new movie
No country for old libtards

>>216054756
They don’t own the house though the title makes it sound like they do

Drinking a Monster Energy Rio Punch
Tastes a bit like the banana medicine that you'd get as a kid

any woke man in

>>216054627
*winks and give you the thumbs up*

>>216054815
Aye pal

>>216054784
No, the government uses your taxes to pay more than you could afford yourself, then lets them live in it for free.
Don't get angry though, anon, your people had an Empire once (or something).

>>216054815
racismlad

roundhouse kicking my nans head off

>>216054832
you are an immigrant here

>>216054756
>oh no, people with no means are being housed, I don't like this because they are incompatible with our christian values!

Thoughts lads? I like it but my parents think I should go back and get it all shaved off

>>216054830
that film has lots of racisms in it

>>216054874
rorke mate

i’m woke and queer but hate niggwrs

that hair looks like a bellend lol

Do you think he's attractive?

>>216054862
there are homeless natives in Britan and I dont care about bingo bango land chimpanzoos

>>216054832
Yeah but how much is that costing me like 0.000000000000001p ?
I really don’t care about this stuff. I don’t know why you do

>>216054899
would be if his face wasn’t lopsided

rorkes faither speaking fluent scots

>>216054907
leftypol mathematics ladies and gentlemen

>>216054874
a digital ID would have prevented this

>>216054752
>>216054752
>>216054752
>>216054752
>>216054752
PLEASE HELP ME PLEASE HELP ME PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!

>>216054926
you are an immigrant here

>>216054862
They made a choice to come here knowing they had no where to stay I don't see how that should be our problem. Let them freeze in the winter

>>216054874
Listen to your parents omdz

>>216054938
grow up

>>216054895
grim, you sound evil. black people are actually pretty nice. trannies not so much

>>216054874
ROARING

>>216054938
is it a large window or a small one? you should be able to push it or just use the key. failing that, call the landbaron and get him to fix it

Know what I love lads? Being able to close my window.

grim, you sound evil, black. people are actually pretty nice. trannies not so much

>>216054980
Normal bedroom window. I need to pull it, it’s open but the handle has fallen off so I can’t close it, the handle also has the key on it

>>216055007
You need to call the landbaron if the handle has fallen off, that's not your fault, there's basically no world where you could break the handle on purpose. It's probably a full window replacement though unfortunately

>>216054970
Actually fuck off

rape the disabled.

Africa needs to get its shit together 2000 years ago

>>216054862
If I don't have the means to house myself I would be on the street. Why are they entitled to something locals have to work for?

rorke's shot going out for a throw

We are ALL immigrants.

>>216055030
I don’t have one of them this is my house

>>216055061
*Migrating into yuo're asshole*

>>216055075
howl
you're fucked then mate omds
(call some type of tradie then)

>>216055007
Post a photo you pathetic bastard

>>216055075
need to fix it or get it fixed, i'm afraid

>>216055005
lionel hutz ova here

drinking two beers at once

mouseposter gets things sorted in this thread and the only thing preventing him from doing that are people realizing its mouseposter

the new cop

>>216055176
Gary walked so Foden could run

might chuck my bollocks in this

IT'S OUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS2poryp48s

>>216055178
mousey does important work in this thread and has the obsessed on strings

Anglican choirboys...

>>216055270
hooly fuck what
we need this but family guy

>>216055178
sorry but mousey completely owns this thread
he's ziedbelg and heatherpaedo's personal boogey man

Listening to paranormal podcasts

>>216055269
>Schechtl
Swedes really have 8 letter words with only one vowel

wiping boogers on the cat

Homer loves his doughnuts, doesn't he?

>>216055317
at least you know it parasite

>>216055177
what a ridiculous state of affairs

right well that’s a 3D animation of a woman fucking a dog then isn’t it

>>216055328
dont believe in ghosts me

I support mousechad to spam this general so i can make a new as fast as possible

>>216055359
tired gimmick already, mousey does it better than you

>>216055370
drinking three beers at once

If i leave my windows closed it gets hot and stuffy but if I open them insects come in and are menaces to society

i need to get fucked up the arse

>>216055333
german name innit, we don’t stack our constants like that

every schizo gets insanely jealous of mousey because he gets positive attention and all they can get is negative attention sad!

ancient roman athletes used to compete fully naked with their cock and fannois swinging about

Donning the arseless leather chaps and mincing around Soho to see if any ruffian will ravage me

>>216055441
calm down mohammed (peace be upon him)

nathan on that seethe time

primary pussy

Lonely Island released "I Just Had Sex" in 2011 and I told myself I would play that song after having sex for the first time. Then i didn't have sex for 8 years and never played the song because playing that at 22 would be grim
THanks for reading my blog post x

>>216055437
she has an irish boyfriend

>>216055353
I need this

>>216055585
he looks irish and has an english girlfriend

broke another piece of furniture in a fit of rage caused by the fucking dogs barking

I had to use a suction cup to close it thanks for all the help (not)

poo roaring

Feel like pure shit just want Danya back x

going to put 2 beef pies in the oven and put a slice of cheese in one of them

>>216055614
roar

3 pm

>>216055619
You're welcome x

>>216055644
they have half jamaican half irish boyfriends

steak pie up me arse

Ziedbelg origin story
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/179365094/#q179375540
>No bullshit when I was little and my father was in chemo my mother once brought home a middle-aged guy, looked like a teenager, I think he failed three grades, it was interesting how he fucked my mother (I peeked)

According to nederdraad ziedbelg used to spam about having a 10cm long thin penis (10cm en dun) before he started the cuck stuff there. 100% confirmed same guy
So he’s a little beta male who had to watch his mum cucking his father when he was a child…
And now he spends all day posting about black cock, cucking, race mixing, timmies with SWCs. Childhood trauma literally turned him insane

There is plenty of evidence if you want to search the archive. Search for “Ziedbelg” if you want to see what Dutch posters say about him

Making a cuckpost in Dutch on /nederdraad/:
>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/200879098/#200892388
Then the exact same post a few weeks later in English, in /brit/:
>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/201576432/#201578459

A selection of the characters he posts about in his cuck fantasies in Dutch (basically his Dutch equivalents of Cronem and Katy):
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Ann/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Delano/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Quincy/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Fouad/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Kenzo/country/Be/

Some other search terms that bring up his Dutch posts:
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/betabux/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/plap/country/Be/

>>216055644
The primal urge to run away

>>216055644
shagged girls who look like this in my younger days

During Tommy Robinson's Israeli govt-funded tour, Israeli spox Yishai Fleisher tells him the British "have a special place in hell for turning on the Jewish people."

Robinson—who fashions himself a British nationalist—just sits there and takes it, assuring him Brits love Israel.

who is this indog freak

Just finished watching Eyes Wide Shut, the presentation of the cult was fantastic, the rest of it wasn't great.

>>216055708
(you included)

>>216055708
Oh deary me, expect him to disappear any moment

dropped my airpod

they really be calling it a shag carpet but i dont be having sex on it

iiiii am ready to sacrifice ALL members of my family
yu must neva cot your hair again
yu must neva eat food that contains red oil

China

>>216054862
You just wanna ignore every homeless cunt on the street when you make this distinction do you?

if everyone in England gave me £1 that would be funny

Why did British patriot Tommy Robinson mock the deaths of British veterans who were murdered by the IDF while giving aid to people in Gaza

>>216055755
Literally happening right now desu

>>216055823
well rorke its becuase every single political grifter you see online is taking money from israel to spread their agenda

>>216055791
mogs england to oblivion

>>216053220 (OP)
do you have one

>>216055619
thats what she said

>>216055823
Because he works for the IDF next question

I'm a Violent Reaction to your posts

>>216055852
For a second I thought it was AI that’s how unfeasible that video is for this country

>>216055832
In this thread

therapist gf just said I am being puppyteered by her

non-existent gf just said nothing

my gf is cute and likes cuddles :)

>>216055823
see >>216055845 and >>216055860

my gfs a fucking ugly bitch

imagine seeing the news of tel aviv finally being nuked
i’d literally squeal with giddy excitement
hundreds of thousands of soulless kikes vaporised in an instant
please GOD let it happen in my lifetime PLEASE

I am a golden retriever actually I just wasnt aware of labradors for the last few years

It's 15:13 pm

imagine seeing the news of tel aviv finally being nuked
i’d literally squeak with giddy excitement
hundreds of thousands of grey squirrels vaporised in an instant
please GOD let it happen in my lifetime PLEASE

tel aviv tommy

>>216055823
i wonder..:

ITS BLOODY FIFTEEN THIRTEEN PM THE FLIPPIN WIZZLY TWIZZLY WOOWAA BINGBONG TIKKYTOK SAYS SO

The cronem

my runtslop for tonight

>>216055994
>the air fryer menace has reached Aus

>>216055976
WARNING THIS IS BAIT FOR YOU TO GET THE JEWS DEFENCE LEAGUE AND WITH JEWS

>>216056006
What?

the Jewish Defense League and (((IDF))) won

>she had put my Eircode into the map and 'All there was was trees.'
Really makes you think maybe Ireland has trees after all. Never been there though.

>>216055994
not had these in yonks
elite goyslop

can't fry air
can't use air to fry anything

>>216055992
Autistdem

>>216056027
the Jews are jealous of us, therefore they made (((us))) (the elites) make the EDF the E&J(the jews)D, hoping that we (the real elites) would want to have the IDF. its a trick you see

How much money would you need to sell your soul to the devil?

my promise to /brit/ is that i will not rest for an instant until i slap my wet precummy cock across mousey’s eager tongue

>>216056064

but not in a yank way. I am more saying that the British are gods chosen people; but at the same time there are people out there saying that Jews stole that title from another people. many are saying this

>>216055823
Tommy's the biggest shabbos goy in the country

>>216055939
Iran taking one for the team big time

we're all fae somewhere!

>>216056054
What about an oven that used compressed vaporised oil like an engine

>>216056100
The Iceland (or Sweden?) was one of the Israeli tribes but they broke off and drifted into the modern-day EU when all the tribes broke up

>>216056081
A house

>>216056081
£100k a year tax free
Probably less to be honest

wHaT AbOuT AN oVEn tHaT UsEd ComPReSseD vaPoURiSeD OiL liKE an EnGiNE

>new balance trainers
>£210
is this some kind of joke? how the fuck does anyone justify spending £200 on trainers lmao

dont care what happens in the desert where apparently its gods land anyway so hes probably got a plan. so long as they dont come to this country

>>216056122
ESL gibberish

australians are one of the original 12 tribes of israel also descended from atlantians and also closely related to plaedian aliens, this will come to light soon enough

>>216056100
Based!!!

standing five feet away from the toilet and pissing into it in a parabolic arc

>>216056157
povvos probably do

>>216056157
have you been in a cave for the past 6 years? basically everything has doubled in price

>>216056161
this is the same as a pro-israel position, when they control your politicians through bribery and blackmail to adopt pro israeli positions then it is your problem and you should care. why do you not care about your politicians serving a foreign people and nation?

mad how I’ve got a job and a girlfriend and my life isn’t wall to wall /brit/

>>216056165
the elites won’t like you saying this

israel

has yank tiktok been bought by massive jew larry ellison yet

bumming an australian up the arse

>>216056157
Most I’ve spent is £180/190

>>216056293
prefer bumming them in the mouth me

>>216056157
i don't mind paying if i know they're well made, nike/adidas etc charge £100+ for shoes that are barely glued together by kids in china that inevitably fall apart after ~6 months

ill gladly play £200 for shoes that will have a good life on them

I’ll drop £400 on trainers if they proper good ones

ya like pooey lewis and the jews?

I'd DrOp 1000 On ShOEs ThAt I kNoW aRe WeLl MaDe

>>216056326
>adidas
lol
>nike
If you’re spending over 200 on trainers and they aren’t Nike you’re a nerd loool

wish i didn’t have a piss fetish

>>216056376
>>216056376
>>216056376
New cheeky

>>216056372
bros never heard of any good brands by the sounds of it talking about Nike omdz

>>216055801
And when did I make any distinction?