Thread 216058797

chappell edish

>>216058797 (OP)
Did ou see Sabby C on SNL? She is so fab!

Sir Tony Soprano
Sir Paulie Walnuts
Sir Chris Moltisanti
Sir Silvio Dante
Sir Richie Aprile

sex sex seeeeex

https://migrationfacts.com/

You WILL pay for foreigners to live in council housing

>>216058813
yeah i did, love heeeeerrr xx

>>216058797 (OP)
>>216058813
my penis has been inside a man's anus before and that's still less gay than whatever the fuck this is

Mad that janny gave me a warning before for making the new and linking it too slow

insane how the love of your life and your potential wife is out there and doesn't know you yet

>>216058797 (OP)
brappell

poo smells

Go ahead and post that webm, lads. You know the one I'm talking about.

Dont worry about our Rorke, his bark's worse than his bite

‘Eternal virginity’ is crazy lol

>>216058859
it does

if you die a virgin you’re a virgin until the death of the universe

girlfriend is addicted to a game on her phone spends every second on it. Getting grimmer by the day.

>>216058906
ill be shagging my 20 brides in jannah cheers

>>216058870
Served at him at my old job once. He ordered an avocado, spinach and egg roll, with an almond flat white. He consulted his wife during it. She had vegan coconut milk porridge.

>>216058916
did that green jacket guy pick someones pocket

currently on /brit/ while i cheese a free win out of a game x

what do they do on angelsey
how do they make money

>>216058797 (OP)
Shes perfect

>>216058918
that game? tinder

>>216058930
lol

>>216058946
did you pick the brown hair dog girl and automatically win

>>216058830
What's mental is this

>>216058967
would probably find that less cringe but its a stupid zombie tower defense game

lexi luv wank looms

>>216058978
Reckon Ethiopia should just annex them and enslave them all. You cant be racist because youre black x

>>216058918
It happens to all of us eventually

>>216058919
lad

>>216058992
business idea:
tower defence game where the towers are different kinds of virgin and the baddies are foids
instead of a castle or base you need to protect virginity or something
bet if you made it in an anime style people would actually pay for it

i'm on the fence when it comes to capital punishment

capitally punishment babies

>>216058861
This one?

business idea: suck knobs for cash

>>216058978
tax them

>>216059019
Rorke posting this in his group chat for 50 year old blokes

if rorke wants capital punishment so bad why don't he start with his own arse then

a hard earned thirst needs a big cold beer
and the best cold beer is vic
a LONG COLD VIC

>>216059058
um

>>216059025
Lazy argentine deadbeats

about to try my first brewdog punk ipa
what am i in for lads

still a banger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ

saw an incredible amount of them walking past and cycling past on bikes coming home from toil

>>216059128
schoolgirls? in tights?

oh Ezri
you naughty minx

>if you want my future, forget my past

what did she mean by this?

Right well that's a white baby being spaffed on by a refugee while living in a 3 bed, 2 bath semi detached council house that's been given to him for free isn't it

burping and farting into my computer chair

>>216059079
good point

>>216059183
um UM UMM

>>216059183
is it really

>>216059183
please don't tell us your porn searches lad

>>216059128
imagine their vaginas

>>216059128
who

>>216059227
blokes named Richard and Ian

>>216058985
mad how good looking swimming makes you

>>216059183
spainos porn search

>>216059240
Mad how the bird simply disappeared

Why was the last thread deleted I was wanking at the time

Lads what was that deleted post?

aaaaaaye me bottle 'o scrumpy

>>216059274
never you mind

>>216059240
fake and gay

>>216059091
oi, that was uncalled for

>>216059274
Didnt happen

new 3DS delivered, modded and backed up
Getting my games installed and my save data restored

>>216059295
Didn't ask for your Grindr profile description mate

so this is the red wall

>>216059299
arsegentina

the war between russia and ukraine is a proxy war started by nato intended to kill millions of european men

>>216059322
immigration is fine provided they are law abiding and don't claim welfare

Anyone who uses tiktok over the age of 21 is a nonce.

>tfw wrote "goon" instead of "go on" in a message to a coworker
It's over

>>216059346
nigger nigger nigger NIGGER!

>>216059366
ktim

>>216059183
(MI5 WAS CALLED FOR THIS POST)

incelious maximuses last remaining atoms decaying at the end of the universe, his last glimmer of hope of losing his virginity fades away

>>216059366
most women are nonces?

>>216059361
dick twitched at this

>>216059384
...he won

>>216059361
white boys racist til they meet this

>>216059382
Why? Only saying what was posted

Paging Doctor Mouse?
Receiving reports that you may post a mouse.

>>216059361
dick spun round and said damn nigga to this

why are there chess clubs near me but no draughts clubs

seems like you would report the original post instead of posting that

>>216059355
Incorrect

>>216059437
How new are you

>>216059322
He's a paid shill who is getting boosted everywhere because the Blairites don't like Tom Skinner going political (who incidentally is getting torn apart unjustly because he admitted an affair several years ago)
He was even on the Last Leg the other week, this is how they want the proles to behave as they destroy their communities and livelihood

do you lads reckon if aliens showed up they would be shagging before you

>>216059430
because chess is mint and draughts is shit

>>216059346
And then it only killed russians and Ukrainians

dipping a plain white tortilla in nutella (pronounces nuh-tey-ah)

>>216059361
Call me Moto-Moto because I like what I'm seeing

>>216059476
Hope I'd be the one getting shagged

big COCK toilers in the thread ready to scream into the void

>>216059346
think youll find it was started by russia

homer beer

Not even a virgin but I am currently volcel because I loathe talking to women

>>216059482
until they drag us until outright war

>>216059505
fuck off leftypol

>>216059480
why not both

it's fat gay nigga autumn and im in my element

hey, give me one of those famous giant beers I heard so much about!
somethin wrong, yank?
no... it's pretty big.... i guess

>>216059463
people rarely give a fuck about your posts. dont get a big head

*kisses you* SORRY ABOUT THAT

>>216059508
nah you're just an incel mate

>>216059532
shut your retarded as up

>>216059452
>law abiding, economically productive people is bad
makes no sense

>>216059563
SIR YES SIR

>>216059552
sorry about what??

>>216059559
You can’t be an incel if you’ve had sex you thick cunt

so rorke's new hero is a german jew tory mp larping as english?

>>216059563
socimsjfg0py34087y30psjkdbnflksnsmdvpwe8u'w3p8rpw9edgming

*starts walking on my hands and arfing like a seal while the whole thread claps*
I HAVE AUTISM

>>216059572
Makes no sense to a jew perhaps

>>216059423
leave the bababab alone before the situation escalates

>>216059608
its the 22nd though

>>216059608
terrible

>>216059505
they were provoked by nato/usa

Here lies anon.
Known pussy pilferer.
Lord of banter.
RIP in peace.

>>216059602
Literally no clue who you're talking about

>>216059608
i've wasted literal gallons of cum to my little pony porn

>>216059608
this is literally me(!)

>>216059602
eh?

>>216059634
nop

>>216059667
yes. stop supporting american imperialism

why yes! I will be watching the champions league tonight why do you ask

>>216059586
bollocks
i've had sex with a fit blonde and am firmly an incel

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_the_World_Trade_Center

there's never been a better time to be a schizo

I have coleslaw and potato salad and don't know what to eat them with.
They're side dishes, I can't just have them raw.

seal mentioned

>>216059602
Sir Adolf Hitler
Sir Oswald Mosley
Sir Enoch Powell
Those are my heroes

I am the most powerful white man

>>216059682
brainless miron dont reply to me

>>216059641
>>216059664
she called for mass deportations of people already granted the right to stay in britain and rorke is creaming himself on x

Poo seal status? Noticing a distinct lack of them

>>216059703
holy trinity of gay porn incels

>>216059722
clueless mong

*taps teh sign*

going shop

>>216059741
literally who?

>>216059761
imbecile

>>216059765
shan't be falling for this nonce psyop

Off to tesco once again. Really cba. It’s all so very tiring

having some quality uncle-niece time this weekend, cannot wait!

>>216059788
genuine cretin

>>216059694
i know you can read my thoughts, boy
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

if your grandparents were not born here you’ll be going home sorry I don’t make the rules

should probably stop putting aluminium foil on the toaster and poking it a bit. that theeth and tounge feel of scratching metal >.<

phwoaaaaaarrr i'm stuffed

>>216059805
ever [redacted] her up the [redacted]

>>216059768
this is a 34 year old woman

>>216059793
190 mate you're a literal child molester you're not even included in this conversation

thats just a weird post even without the r9k freak

>>216059741
Oh Katie Lam
Most rorke's recognise her for who she is though
She was literally BoJo's adviser during the Boriswave and now acts like she's against it
Zero seats

>>216059744
Not sure if the pooseal cover of kiss from a rose ever came out either :/

>>216059844
who the fucking shit is that
rorke's never heard of her, guarantee that

Im northern scum me

>>216059847
I have no clue of anything you just posted aussiemong

doing the hare hare yukai dance in my smelly childhood bedroom

I would fuck my niece (if legal age)

old toilfu is on holiday and hasn’t posted any bikini pics on Instagram get them POSTED WHAT AM I SOME SORT OF MUG

my ideology is anti-yankism

drinking my first brewdog punk ipa

it looms

Fucking Yorkshire water digging up the road near my house
Woke me up at 11am with the digger
Fucking unacceptable if you ask me
Thinking about how satisfying it would be if they somehow uncovered an unexploded German bomb and all fucking died.
Probably still wake me up.

fuck off vpn freaks

Drank all of the alcohol in the house yesterday didn't I.
Not best pleased by this turn of events.

reminder to

>>216059944
not illegal is it

>>216059943
wtf are they doing
i also hate it when building/gardening is done near me, especially in the mornings

*sniffs you*

oh it’s melty time is it

>>216059977
if i did this i think i would die

>>216059955
nonce

horserape

>>216059940
It's alright. a bit overpriced. hoppy flavour. decent strength.

report the BE flags posts

>>216059985
erm i dunno isn't it?
if i went up to a policeperson and said "i just shagged my niece" would they just say "as is your right"?

Reminder to do your civic duty and report the be flag posts. He’s bad for this thread and putting your head in the sand (filtering him) is not a solution

>>216059929
Give a bit of advice for the Incels in the thread. How did you get the Toilfu Instagram? Do you ask or just follow out of the blue? I've never seen people exchange contact details in person is the only reason I'm asking.

>>216060039
you raise a fair paint

>>216060022
was going to respond with based horsesex but you would probably be weird with it

ausfalians are all sexual perverts and psuedo-yanks

>>216059997
Fucking digging up the road innit it seems to be all they do. 6 weeks of road digging and then 3 weeks of nothing then 1 week and they’re gone.

>>216060036
This. It actually works if he gets multiple reports.

>>216060052
just follow them if you’ve seen eachother in person or spoke it’s normal

>>216060069
elongated honse
what is its name

>>216060067
you really think "based horsesex" isn't weird to begin with?

@grorke is it illegal to shag my niece?

>>216060018
Coooorrr, send some here would you please lad?
What all booze have you got?
I only had a couple pints and about 2-300ml of whisky

sex with horses

>>216060069
jaw mogs me

>>216060068
vpn melty

>>216060108
no
this isnt legal advice

Don’t particularly want to drink tonight but I might anyway

im going to be 87 years old in the nursing home listening to jrpg OSTs

>>216060114
wtf no

>She's done playing games
>I'm the only one for her

>grorke
howling

>>216060096
rocky, who’s the largest of our horses, top dog so to speak

>>216060136
Why's that

janny is absolutely useless

women are so beautiful i was i was inside one or was one idc which

>>216060141
then nugubu gives you a whack around the head and steals another family heirloom

>>216060173
warning 2 that complaining about 4chan or its rules is against the rules (yes this is literally 1984)

>>216058916
Fucking love that webm, it's so dense you can study it like a religious text.

Our Prime Minister looked like that?

rorke arguing with the AI again is he

>>216059943
Are you a Hullensian, perchance?

if you got the money to pay i give you a plate of beans

>>216060194
shut ur bitch ass up

>>216060108
>grorke
lol

>>216060113
got a stocked garage full of beer and wine. got some brandy too. would if i could mate, but you know….woke

>>216060200
you've fallen for AI

drink driving in GTA RP and driving around a dead person for hours (hes my mentally retarded patient)

>>216060225
Source of Timmy's unease.

>>216060117
not a lie though is it

>>216060190
i'll just put corridors of time on the nursing home surround sound system and then bash him to bits with my old man master roshi anime strength
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXo3DrXHY8w

>>216060231
are you roleplaying a boring bastard on here as well?

African black history month OCTOBER 13 black people have never built multi-storey houses

The Northern Line has now been basically out of service since 6pm on Sunday. I’m not sure this is on

For me? It’s reporting his posts for avatar or signature use. Which I have just done for all of his posts. And yes this is announcing a report and yes janny if you ban me for this I will ban evade. It takes two minutes. Thank you for your time.

>>216060218
Fuck SAKE.
Bloody bastard woke ruins everything

>>216060237
educate yourself
black history month 21st OCTOBER (if correct format) black people build homes out of mud and whenever it rains their house washes away

28lb mortar about to be heinous

Happy little monkey, just sitting there eating chicken and letting the bones drop onto the floor. Not a care in the world

>>216060274
Punishment for living in London

>>216060287
pretty based

>>216060229
NOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo0000000000 *dissolves into dust*

>>216060304
Wah.

>>216060287
this is the rare time that your post gets any (you)s

>>216060229
Her name was Liz Truss mate. I’ve fallen for Liz Truss

>>216060311
MY WILLY

>>216058797 (OP)
Shes vile

>>216060287
mad how nothing gets done, if I was his manager I’d be arranging a 121 to discuss his responsiveness and how we can improve it

right incels i’m off to drinkstoil with friendbergs. toodalloo

>>216060360
you're vile

black history month OCTOBER 9th everyone stopped giving a shit about black history (before this date)

>>216060375
bet he administered vex onyx on her

>this thing ACTUALLY happened
fuck off

His wife’s children? He was a cuck?

Also Janny, I’m already ban evading. You banned me 2 weeks ago for a month (once again for ban evading) you are a cancerous parasite (indian)

reminder to ban evade if reporting him gets you shadowbanned for reporting (he doesnt have any of those problems because he changes IP anyway). im not doing that because my computer sucks too much to

>>216060404
thats the janny done, then

Samsung 14 inch goonbook has been dispatched let's fucking gooooo!

>>216060435
cant go wrong if you spend enough money on it
such is the Chinese

Janny taking fire

>>216060419
Report via mobile. Airplane mode for 5 minutes, use your mobile data. If you choose to report on your pc, reset your router for 5 minutes, clear your cookies for 4chan specifically and refresh. Enjoy.

>>216060396
feel bad for it but I burst out laughing at
>He told her daughters to 'cover up', her son to 'stop drinking', and raped her
reckon that last one might be slightly worse, mr journalist

https://www.su.se/english/news/unexpected-patterns-in-historical-astronomical-observations-1.855042
reflective objects in orbit before the first satellite launch

>>216060435
I mean Asian. the Chinese brands are the same

janny should be killed

get it made
wont warn you again

>>216060456
>reset your router
now every isp provides a dynamic ip
many only provide a static ip

>>216060456
Some people (Virgin customers) have fixed IPs

Dua Lipa stinky feet

>>216060449
Got it free with my galaxy s25 ultra. Might upgrade phones yearly now because all the cool gifts and discounts. I'm on pip anyway.

nigga pays to be virgin omds

>>216060499
how do i get pip

>>216060489
>>216060491
For me? It’s EE. Their wifi is mega cheap and they do dynamic IPs.

>>216060491
BT haven't given me a static IP though

webuyanywilly.com

Spainnonce alert: Spaki is cultivating a new character who is 'on PIP', vaguely inspired by Seaside Mark. This is why he keeps bringing it up at every opportunity.

>>216060529
I dont care

>>216060529
let him have his little character
he's got nothing else on
"full pip the lads"

>>216060529
yea? Post it on tattle don’t care

>>216060529
Sounds interesting. I'm sure it will rattle quite a few of the lads that frequent this general.

>>216060529
He's so tediously transparent isn't he?

webuyanysexarse.com

let me know when 190 is back or anyone of actual note

>>216060493
ONE SNIFF IS ALL IT TAKES

>>216060604
>>216060604
>>216060604

>>216060529
Thought it was a bit on the nose.

>>216060512
Apply and have medical evidence tvack your claim. I failed uni twice and got fired a few times so the spacker assessors saw I'm not just a layabout I'm just retarded. Most people fail because they can function.

>>216060606
What the fuck is that

unfunny cunt of the year award

>>216060517
Just got propositioned to switch to them from talk talk on the weekend. They will match my price, send me a new stronger router, pay my exit fee and they own the lines which they will be upgrading to fibre to triple my speed next year apparently

tvacking the fuck out my willard

>>216060604
>>216060604
migrate when ready

What do u niggas eat to get full

>>216060646
Yeah that’s what happened to me. I made the switch and it was unironically a lot better. Fuck Virgin. Utter shite.

toil done
now to rdr2 and some hunting

>>216060678
not even a brit you thick bastard

>>216060679
yer dad's arse

>>216060690
>RDR2 is 7 years old
I don't feel too good...

you lot are fucking thick

>>216060717
>>216060717
>>216060717
NEW

Where is the bastard bloody new?
What the fuck am I paying you for?

im horse