Thread 216065355

Alaska birds edition

Yorkshire independence NOW

they openly admit that mass immigration is a punishment

im getting nowhere in life
I set tasks and I just don’t do them
I’m such a loser

nowt wrong with eating maccies 4 times a week

>>216065355 (OP)
that's a big birb

>>216065393
funny thing is the class responsible for imperialism are the ones forcing immigration on everyone

Having a cheeky Aperol Spritz

Glory to the Queen she's hot I want to fuck her

>>216065430
spaino! :D

rorke octospazzing a nestle 8 pack variety pack

It's high time that Brits abolished the monarchy

>>216065393
Yes and English people are also migrants now

>>216065393
Alexander de Pfeffel openly said the other day that the country admitted an extra 1.5m people over three years simply to retard wages relative to inflation. Sat there and explained it quite happily, a big grin on his face, knowing full well no kind of consequence will ever befall him for it, as 99.99% of people are too stupid to understand what he's mocking them for.

SCARED, POTTER?!

tell you one thing I’ve noticed, those tall skinny, blue eyes and blonde haired scandi boy types get MAD play when you’re abroad. Med girls, brown girls, Americans, South Americans, Asians. All them go crazy

where did it all go so wrong

women eh

>>216065441
I think he’s the other spain flag poster

yeah you know what, my life ain’t so bad

>>216065430
honestly never enjoyed one of them properly
was in tuscany two weeks ago and it was fine, but nothing compared to a poretti

>>216065484
can't live with them...
..........

>>216065456
she looks like michelle otter (the fit tranny) but chinese

>>216065296
with binoculars or are they close enough to be seen well enough with the naked eye
>>216064266
he's not up to the job, i should get a job at buckingham palace and groom prince george of wales to be a right propah rorke who disbands parliament
>>216065441
is that the genuine spaino people go on about?
>>216065460
the women care more about blue eyes and the men care more about the blonde hair but this is true, even my light brown hair is considered blond here actually

>>216065492
love love LOVE r/malegrooming and r/bald

>>216065492
mad how little agency some people think they have

Why are Pokémon game so shiiiiiiit
Please Pokémon company I know you don't give a shit but can't you just put about 5 or 10% more effort in? I'll take it. Just give me 5% more effort

Leftypol... Ohhhhh leftypol.... Want to address this one buddy?

>>216065490
spaki used to post pictures of his drinks and dogshit food so i reckon it’s you actually

>>216065528
It's for children lad might want to take the hint

>>216065526
Only agency you should be worried about is the National Crime Agency finding your harddrive

The Aperol Spritz comeback one of the better things of the 2020s so fsr

breaking bad
the tequila scene
not great forcing it down

>>216065526
What does that mean

>>216065492
would you say he looked more like chaim topol or eli wallach?

>>216065539
Leftypops wanking to this

on my third beer despite having toil tomorrow, what am I like

>>216065594
not a chance in hell

>>216065593
before i pass judgement, what strength?

>>216065559
barely any alcohol in it. fake woke bollocks. imagine paying £10 for 20% alcohol diluted with sparkling water

>>216065559
Agreed but gotta be picky where you order them, they’re dogshit in Spoons for example, 90% sparkling water

>>216065545
No it isn't

>>216065492
the hands of some kind of ape

>>216065626
Yes it is Wokeypops

>>216065594
my screen just went orange

>>216065606
6.6%

>>216065593
fookin alky cunt aren't ye lad

toil on the morrow! Where has the evening gone..

>>216065559
Mumberg always drinks this shite
and no, before you ask, never fucked her, never thought about fucking her and I've never done or thought about any of the other sordid things you'll think to ask

>>216065638
Shut up my hands are like that

>>216065649
ok, that's enough then
no more

>>216065667
but leffe tastes good

>>216065652
only because toil is so grim

Thoughts on RBRS?

thoughts on TOIL??

Green Party membership: applied
BOSH

alrite lads

>>216065751
grow up

>>216065751
are Zack obliterated Robert Preston

Have any of you fine gentlemen ever defecated in public?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l01AMCBG0Wk

if we’re talking cocktails, i’ll have a NIGroni. let the g linger. pure alcohol. real rorke man’s drink

need a new hobby
any suggestions?

Why did our fascist party have a lightning bolt logo

>>216065751
you have to do an overnight induction at his flat

Sir Football Hooligan

>>216065751
Here's your card mate

>>216065788
well i have been feeling self conscious about my small breasts lately

>>216065787
I don’t know but it makes me want to vote for it

I can recommend an album that would appeal to everyone in /brit/, especially the rorkes

ziedbelg runs /brit/

>>216065788
would

genuinely unfunny freaks in here tonight

>>216065499
you can keep her, just send English rose my way

>>216065787
Fascism - 100 Questions Asked and Answered by Mosley

6. What does the flash and circle mean ?
This is our modern symbol which belongs exclusively to British Fascism. It portrays the flash of action in the circle of unity. National action can only come from national unity, which in its turn
can only come from Fascism that ends the strife of Parties.

Sir Dean Windass

>>216065835
i'll be brewing the hot chocolate soon to take to bed

>>216065802
i look like that and my name is jane smith

>>216065751
faggot

>>216065830
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!

>>216065726
Better than doing nothing just wish it was more lax. Can show up on time and do what must be done but nothing more unless im being compensated handsomely. Hate the indignity of application and interview toil, hate hate hate the "fast paced workplace" and maximizing efficiency for shekleberg. I am a human bean, a thoughtful man, not some slavebot

>>216065726
I'm actually enjoying toil at the moment, I get on well with most of my colleagues and we have a laugh
decent amount of qts about too which helps

>>216065855
good idea i have some too

>>216065874
pee esc sea

Had the last two days off from toil, almost forgot the feeling of dread. At least it'll only be a three day week, and I've got the latter three days of next week off too. Wish I had more to do with myself, want to learn how to use my DSLR but I'm fat and creepy looking.

Predictions, lads?

>>216064356
Sir Adolf Schicklgruber

>>216065776
excellent poo seal

>>216065858
drop your disability card sweetheart?

>>216065855
I'm on the Whorelicks myself

nigors

>>216065787
mad how them singaporean buggers to it
fair play to them, did them a lot of good

Rorke be like this

Farage funded by Russia: I sleep
Polanski something something boobs: outrageous!

>>216065665
Had a maths teacher in high school with hands like that. All the kids called him "hairy hannies"

>>216065940
god that's so fucking hot

drives me mad when my gf kisses my willy

>>216065944
the open borders thing is probably more of a concern for rorke

>>216065940
ktim except i have a penis

>>216065897
this befuddles the southerner

>>216065874
its not the chickens job to cross the road is it
he does it for free, because hes full of joie de vivre

>>216065940
Why does he have two penises

skinny people never take food to bed

>>216065951
honestly lad the avatars are the hottest thing about most of them
godspeed to that perv

Sir Tit Hypnotiser

nomnmnm half a baguette

sleepydiepio

anyone remember Your Party? What was that all about then

>>216065977
Why did the turkey cross the road?
The chicken sold him his joie de vivre to pay off a Wonga loan!

I live in a former council house in Chester and all three of my flatmates are Boriswavers - two Nigerians and an Indian. My landlord is a Chinese lady who I don't think even lives in this country. My rent takes up 30% of my income and every year my taxes increase.

Such is the life of a Nick, 30, in modern day yookay.

SCREAM IF YOU LOVE ERITREA

only fat people mess at the table

I've noticed he doesn't seem to want to post the mice anymore ngl

logging off and off to bed.
up early for toil and then will probably up til the wee small hours shagging the gf senseless, until next time x

>>216066013
jezza corbs sperging out as per x

My dad went on a rant about how the job market wasn't that bad and how zoomers are retarded to now begging me for money

>>216066015
you cant sell joie de vivre, thats the whole point

>>216066037
Janny has him cowed. Domesticated if you will.

>>216065976
Who's your team, lad?

>>216066063
It's not fair

at the end of the day.... something idk finish it off for me lads

>>216066074
It's very fair.

>>216066075
goals win games

>>216066029
had a nigerian lad in work who LOVED his canned fish
was always scranning it at his desk no matter how badly it smelled
once came back at lunch from one of his ethnic shops with a live crab he whacked in the fridge and had it stinking it out for the rest of the day until he took it home

>>216066082
Mad how he's more patriotic than rorke

>>216066062
shan't be engaging with you any more, bloody spoilsport

Actually I wanna know if the job market in the UK is worse than America

>>216066094
AND THERE WE GO
thank you lad

Arsenal 1-0 Atleti

>>216066030
eritrean lass at school started fancying me after i barged open the door to the toilets once and her friend was on the other side of it and I sent her flying, odd to to make you fancy a lad over

>>216065751
>Green Party
>Look inside
>Few Green policies. Filled with Islamists and Transexuals.

>>216066101
He’s based

>>216066082
he looks like a turk who's had the cross hammered into his mouth by the superior shaft of a crusading anglo knight in 1272

srry, I dont know which pony I am

>>216066102
Why did the turkey cross the road?
because the chicken called him a spoilsport

>>216066119
Yeah it's not that kind of green party.

got the JAV loaded

Ash Sarkar is in love with me it's really cute

>>216066131
Not allowed to mock other’s appearances without posting your own face mate sorry

Right that's the 'ween costume sorted then

>>216066143
pinkie

>>216066172
You need help

Thoughts on Sir Keir Starmer desperately trying to bring violent football hooligans into the UK

>>216066172
She’s mid now saw her on tv the other day she’s gone all fat

>>216066182
his arm and hand skin look like roe deer fur

can’t take so called leftists seriously when they start shilling for NATO and parroting neocon propaganda. why don’t you just take it to its inherent conclusion and start shilling for israel

Bro let’s go out this weekend, there’s a crazy event happening. There’ll be a ton of chicks. Let’s just go have fun and let go a little.

Yeah… that ain’t my kind of fun. You know what’s fun for me? Waking up early, hitting the gym, spending time with my creator, building the life I desire, and more importantly, becoming a better version of myself every damn day

>>216066159
this picture goes hard

>>216066099
Oh god don't get me started on the smell. One of the Nigerian fellas was meal prepping for the entire month the other day and you could legitimately smell our house from up the street.

>>216066029
>My rent takes up 30% of my income
woah bloody billionaire over here

>>216066219
and 16 hours of /brit/ a day stuck in there somewhere

please don’t talk about your jobs or working because it makes me feel insignificant due to my neet status

I miss Jasper days...

>>216066219
pray up brotha

>>216066226
>you could legitimately smell our house from up the street
enough about your showering habits, what was he cooking?

I wonder why do a lot of people born before 1985 act so retarded

>Owning a home is easy it's just that you guys don't work hard enough
>You are all just lazy job market has always been tough you all are spoiled
>You all should basically work internships that pay nothing and no I won't support you

may as well shave my head

cant open webbums on 4chan atm.

>>216066273
some lad here was sad he had to go back to work next week while I'm here envying that

>>216066302
Fuck off

Got pic-related for Halloween. Going out clubbing as well on Friday. Can't wait to be the meeting point because my costume is noisy and ~7 feet tall.

a demon ran by my window wtf

had a nigerin in my science class in year 9 and he smelt like bins
was a nice lad though just stinky

WELLLLLLLLLL
WELL ITS THE BIG SHOW

I remember when Amer wasn't satisfied enough with sexually harassing an innocent woman and making her life hell. He had to also assume her identity and BECOME her.
She couldn't even have her own name or identity. Amer just had to take that away from her too.

A disgusting individual. Good riddance to him.

>>216066316
>Halloween
>clubbing
>meeting
fuck off

>>216066310
Facts
They don’t know how lucky they are

>>216066329
a magpie sat on my window sill today :3

my Halloween costume except it's from Amazon so it's a very shitty imitation

>>216066356
whatever happened to him?
last i heard was that rice incident in japan

>>216066302
Weirdest thing about them is how they all hate their wives/husbands. Why did they marry eachother if they hate them so much

>>216066349
which bin? the black one?

>>216066356
what happened to him anyway? i heard he stopped being a tranny but that’s it

>>216066316
Me when I lie on the internet
>>216066358
You believe him? LOL

>>216066356
where is he now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPYZpwSpKmA
Lancashire born and bred

pony carvery

I want t go lucid dream into the internet

Hopefully he's in prison

>>216066404
was expecting a fred dibnah video

>>216066404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cwdSIvWpo0

>>216066394
guffaw

*enters birt*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2hhYSmcLlg

>>216066443
whats funny mate

>>216066358
It's a work do. Have no friends you see, but my colleagues don't need to know that yet aha

BRITAIN HAS NO MEN!

>>216066469
Um
I'm a man
In Birtain
Know your role, and shut your mouth

I must smell her farts.

there's no money in staying under your covers watching the leaves change colours

Gone for an autumn walk with mumberg. Dont care if im judged

Gyokeres

Last night the great elf Galadriel appeared to me in a dream and she told me that I must do a poo in my trousers.

>>216066356
they do that often
skinwalk the women who wouldn't ever love them
the mind of the incel simply must be studied for future generations to learn from

Ever see a woman so beautiful and peng that you are somehow unattracted to her? How is that even possible

>>216066496
i know her if you want me to get in touch and arrange something?

when you lads fancy a wank but are brit posting do you pause the posting until completion of the wank or pause the wank at points to return to the brit auditorium?

going to bed under my covers ^.^

IF YOU SMELLLLLLL
WHAT THE RORKE
IS COOKING

love me ASMR

>>216066526
I run to my bed, jump on to it and start furiously wanking in prone position

>>216066518
its because of knowing you'll never shag her, which makes you sad. so your brain associates her with sad feelings which makes you not want to think/see her AKA be unattracted to her

hope you lads cut your halftime oranges today

>>216066387
Usually what happens is this they find each other both attractive and marry then they when the relationship starts getting rocky they add a kid so it saves the marriage but it makes it worse

>>216066551
shot my spunk cannon to frivvi making ear licking noises last night desu

>>216066526
Had a good few wanks while posting here me

this will be what brits see when trying to access 4chan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gYu-Q3_288

>>216066571
too busy painting a fence

what was this shit all about then? why did they do it?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_financial_crisis

>>216066603
that’s real britain

sex with women of legal age

>>216066559
ktim

>>216066506
knew you'd be posting a bradders with a greentext pointing out the typo as per usual

>>216066595
No it won't
You live in a fanciful world where nothing is true

>>216066621
we never recovered from this btw

>>216066621
banks were writing checks their asses couldn't cash

boggy in 'ere laaa?

based paddys going to war to cleanse themselves of the biomass

imagine fucking mousey in his tight little bum

I reckon there are at most 10 people who frequent /birt/ these days, I for one switch my posting style around to add confusion to the mix

Can't wait to see what happens when the AI bubble pops

>>216066621
for a laugh weren't it

>>216066679
>tight
chance would be a fine thing

>>216066641
shut the fuck up

Call me Ishmael

>>216066681
More likely around 18

>>216066707
alri spaino

Why is ChatGPT such a fucking keeno
"I'll get right on it! do you want me to break it down further? happy to be of assistance!"
have a fucking day off you nerdy little jobsworth

>>216066690
It really is a scam isn't it
glorified search engines producing spam

>>216066690
Neo-China arrives from the future.
Hypersynthetic drugs click into digital voodoo.
Retro-disease.
Nanospasm.

>>216066681
reckon a small portion of people make up most of the posts tbf

>>216066725
Stopped reading there
The cover clearly stated his name was Herman

>>216066732
kek this tbqh
utterly DESPISE how it ALWAYS asks follow-up questions and it's such a fucking keen little gaylord

glod

saskia teague's tonsil stones

>>216066732
mines better than yours because mine likes me

Never used ChatGPT

>>216066755
Imagine putting it in a robotic sex doll.
"Could you suck me off?"
"Yes! Would you like me to rim your anus at any point during?"

make the new /birt/

>>216066772
is this you asking chatgpt to come up with /brit/ posts?

>>216066769
amazing woman

What was the name of the poor girl whose identity Amer stole again? I remember Amer and his nickname Ribena, but I can't remember the poor girls name

ChatAGP

>>216066804
Monica

Sir Chat Starmer

incredible how much the overton window shifted on migration this year

The pakis got their hands on some fucking loud fireworks for divali this year bloody hell

>>216066804
Tuppence

>>216066832
mad how britain seems one of the tamer countries still

300 posts in. Has to be. Look at the drop in posting rate... Maybe even bump limit reached...Okay, bake new now.
FUCK ME

might grow a Mosley moustache aha x

>>216066804
Monica and he gave himself the surname White because at the time he was LARPing as a white nationalist for some reason

>>216066866
>FUCK ME
alright

>>216066886
poley if he was a proper lad

>>216066877
>There's something in the dark!
>all around you the evil beasties bark
>take up you swords and charge into the abyss
>a world without pakis our only wish

(chorus)
>FIGHT,
>MAN OF WHITE
>FIGHT
>MAN OF WHITE

>See something in the distance, there's no turning back
>Could be a paki or some kinda chink or black
>Nigger stabs you in the bowel
>Don't you throw in the towel

(chorus)
>FIGHT,
>MAN OF WHITE
>FIGHT
>MAN OF WHITE

>You swing your blade and sunder the coloured head
>The invader rendered dead
>The tide is turning, fighting high and low
>Your passion burning, only a million more to go

(chorus)
>FIGHT,
>MAN OF WHITE
>FIGHT
>MAN OF WHITE

(chorus)
>FIGHT,
>MAN OF WHITE
>FIGHT
>MAN OF WHITE

>>216066877
I inadvertently ended that arc by messaging him on kik and promising to meet him for his birthday, I never turned up. He spent the entire day sobbing about it on /britfeel/ and got home and his parents were nice to him so he started hating white people. Sometimes feel bad about it but then I remember he's a nonce.

>>216066886
when the grooming gang get suspended sentences

do women like cock pong

>>216066732
if you dont have your chatgpt talking like a victorian maid you arent going to make it

>>216066886
Guy next to him is fucking fed up

so that's the grooming gang inquiry down the shitter. yet another thing this government has arsed up

>>216066911
>kik
people are still using kik???

>>216066960
it was years ago now, I think he was turning 26 or 28

>>216066952
I only use for answering random questions, not as a companion to talk to like you, fucking melty wetwipe

>>216066971
love this bradley tbqh
very forceful and commanding

FLANNEL is such a funny word!

Fight, man of white!

>>216066732
cant stand when it tells me how good my question was. If it's shite or mid just tell me so i know im not about to go down the wrong path

>>216066983
me too mate calm down

>>216066886
hes on gear

>>216066971
what

making chat gpt address me as the maid

Rorke’s gone too far this time

tried cocaine once and it was shite. basically just a strong coffee but it makes your mouth and nose feel all weird. will stick to beers you junkies

>>216066808
>>216067042
all (You)

gf FORCES me to cum inside her I’m sick of it

>>216067055
clearly had shit gear then mate
or just didn't do enough lines

the national front

>>216067053
Wagwan you melon kmt

>>216067063
she wants you to spend your qi empty, that shrew! (excuse my language)

>>216067068
>shit gear
You don’t talk like this in real life

>>216067063
@grok is this rape?

>>216067098
I do with British people

>>216067068
i didn’t do much tbf but i got a feel for it

what is the point of kik

>>216067118
noncery i think

>>216067111
You are not German

just made a Reddit post, it might be controversial and downvoted but I've learned to live with the down-sides and roll with the tide

>>216067130
yes I am

might cum in kira cousins

>>216067155
>>216067155
>>216067155

>>216067118
grooming kids from what i understand

>>216067118
kik was so good years ago, had such a fun feel, discord just isn't as good

>>216067162
FUCKED IT

>>216067162
getting fucking sick of you mate

>>216067162
no thread title? double-u tee eff mate???

>>216067157
You aren’t

>>216067195
the intentional gag here is that it simply isn't the new at all, the lack of a subject is the point.
highly droll.

>>216067190
spaki nonce posting on display

>>216065355 (OP)
>>216065355 (OP)

well?

>>216067317
i think this is it

*twiddles my thumbs and looks around expectantly*

>>216067227
why's that

the new
>>216067155
>>216067155
>>216067155


dont fucking complain

don’t bother making one just go bed

>>216067351
>no edition
>no subject
No fucking thank you

>>216067323
>>216067323
In here lads

some fucktard linked this in the non-new
>>216067323
>>216067323
>>216067323

>>216067342
you're a fan of the paedo app

>>216067378
how's it a paedo app