I simultaneously sneezed and let out a deafening, stinking fart while walking to the front of my sixth grade classroom. There was uproarious laughter and much exaggerated coughing and choking at the (genuine) stench.
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I once vomited profusely, all over myself and some furniture, while passing out drunk at a friend’s house after a party. But she was an alcoholic scumbag herself, not to mention a former heroin junkie, so she was relaxed about it.