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Anonymous Russian Federation No.216069026 [Report] >>216069077 >>216070672 >>216072226 >>216072266 >>216073123 >>216073212
I am the Demiurge. And I am going to kill the Collective Wect in nuclear hellfire unleashed by my orc minions from RuZZia and Chyna.

HOWEVER, since I am a merciful deity, I am willing to spare some of you.

In this thread, you'll have to convince me why you in particular are worthy of being spared. You have 10 minutes to do it.
Anonymous Germany No.216069077 [Report]
>>216069026 (OP)
Im not worthy, however i request the Tuva be spared because their anthem is cool
Anonymous United States No.216070672 [Report]
>>216069026 (OP)
scary
Anonymous United States No.216070707 [Report]
Demiurge? More like Majornerd!
Anonymous United States No.216072226 [Report]
>>216069026 (OP)
Lol
Anonymous Indonesia No.216072266 [Report]
>>216069026 (OP)
am I collective west? Ive got family to feed sir
Anonymous United States No.216072306 [Report]
I don't care. I want out of here, anyway. Give me the least honorable death.
Anonymous Canada No.216073123 [Report]
>>216069026 (OP)
Can you give me good health so I can drink beer and not be in chronic pain? Ill share beer and вoблa with you?
Anonymous New Zealand No.216073212 [Report]
>>216069026 (OP)
I'm a banana salesman and for you my friend I give you two for one.