Thread 216069985

The /cum/ situation edition

Previous: >>216065397

IM CUMMING

If you gotta share it then it ain't really yours

might hit an afternoon goon
we'll see

People say open relationships are bad for the sake of the people who are in the open relationships. It's like calling people incel or whatever because they're telling you to not drive off a cliff. Whatever, cucks gotta learn the hard way

>>216070107
you said this in the last thread dipshit

>>216070082
This is what America is about, hail Trumpler!!!!!!!!! thank you

>>216070080
why would they go to India when they just go to Toronto

>>216070128
And I'm saying it again
Gonna piss and shit on yourself?

what if we put everyone here in chastity cages and pumped them full of estrogen for science of course

In the USA right now and I cannot handle how much hotter these young American college students are than my wife
Holy FUCK getting old SUCKS

it's not your relationship so you could also just mind your own business you know

>>216070154
they are chad only

>>216070154
Welcome to madison wisconsin

>>216070159
You could mind your business when others don't mind their business
>>216070164
The tall one in blacks face pisses me off and idk why

literally the fucking thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYRwHTlz5fc

>>216070162
I used to be Chad....
>>216070164
Yes exactly thin white busty bubbly cute fun and so on
216070169
KYS tripfag

>>216070183
This is based. If you say otherwise you're an incel chud who can't get laid who needs to touch grass who is bitter towards women and misogynistic

>>216070215
0/8 b8

imagine pissing out your ass and shitting out your dick

>>216070164
ALL OF THEM SITTIN ON MY FAAAACE

>>216070228
how is it b8 if people jason actively adopt this lifestyle? thank you

I am Chad

can someone bully my balls

>>216070247
You're welcome

>>216070247
Jason is a virgin with no friends who never leaves his house, he doesn't adopt any lifestyle beyond shitposting and jerking off to anime while wearing his mom's panties

>>216070256
huh? no

>>216070287
Why not

Women are repulsed by me

>>216070278
>jerking off to anime while wearing his mom's panties
newsflash: jason is gay

>>216070253
Chad, from the Japanese, Chaddu, from the Russian, Chadditsky, from the Greek Chaddopolous, from the Italian, Chaddini, from the Brazilian, Chadizinho, from the German, Chadmeister thank you

>>216070295
HNNNNNNG IM CYOOMING IT'S ALL OVER MY SCREEN OH FUCK MY FUCKING DICK FUCK FUCK SHIT ASS FUCK

Lums bra, Jason and spinster stuck in a elevator

>>216070297
im not gay

>>216070138
that's literally an indian food festival.

the fact that only jeets showed up shows how littel everyone else in the city cares for them

You now remember total biscuit

Repeat after me:

You will never get married.

You will never have sex without paying for it.

You will die alone.

You will never go on a date.

You will always be seen as creepy.

You will never father children.

You have disappointed your parents.

You are damaged by your loneliness beyond repair.

Your life is not a movie, there will be no sudden plot twists.

You will never make breakfast for two.

Women can sense you are damaged.

No one will be there for you, you won't be there for anyone.

Regrets and thoughts of missed chances will always be there with you.

You are this generation's boogeyman.

You are getting older and you are beginning to notice it.

It's too late to turn things around.

Your distractions will not fulfill you.

There is no place for you in a society that values achievement above all.

A girl will never smile at you.

Blind anger is as pathetic as despair.

You are the genetic scum that gets washed out with every generation.

Natural selection will not have mercy on you.

Your remaining friends are starting lives of their own.

You are being sold false hope.

It's too late to achieve the milestones you missed.

You will never get your youth back.

No one is coming to save you.

No one cares.

There is no way out.

It will not get better.

It's over.

It never began.

>>216070331
There is a thick dome of visible odour keeping everyone else out

>>216070351
yep, das me

What does Lum's bra smell like

>>216070331
this is poignant because they always use food as an excuse for why thirdie immigration is "good". literally no one besides jeets enjoys their disgusting sloppa.

>>216070331
I would have went just for a chance to pick up jeeta pussy

I wish all coomers on /int/ who make threads to glaze random thot #89746532 would just get their own containment general

>>216070278
>He doesn't adopt any lifestyle, except from the fact that he adopts this lifestyle
Bro is drunker than the chicks frat boys roofie thank you

Bloodlines 2 isn't even an rpg, it's a dialogue heavy action game

>>216070376
They wouldn't fuck off to it

>>216070376
>you can't suffer in [country] because [random whore]

>>216070351
based

>>216070372
Looks like cow shit mixed with cow piss.

>>216070363
I literally consider the bitch to be white. She has fair skin, blue eyes and pink nipples, so basically, the smell of any hot white girl's tits thank you

>>216070398
I hope she makes that face the moment just before her black boyfriend beats her for the first time

I wish I was shorter and not a 6'2 giant. I'm serious. I'm a fucking degenerate who likes to act like a faggot in bed with other women sometimes. I wish I was a nice height where I can experiment more instead of automatically being deemed as the top. Does an incel want my height? I can cut off my legs for you if that helps.

>>216070393
you can't suffer in America because of the neverending high-quality SUPPLY of pink pussy

why doesn't Lum'sBra fuck some white BITCHES

Good golly Miss Molly!

>>216070376
trvke, the yellow fever threads get tiresome after a while. It's like /gif/ without the bbc spam

>>216070393
As bad as that is, they're not even bothering to do that anymore. Was just in a thread like this:

>no actual message, just a "."
>1 pic of said random thot
>just a sprinkle of replies
>all coomers going awooga but with funny-colored flags
>gets bumped to the top of the catalog every 30 minutes

It's all so tiresome

>>216070400
uma delicia

>>216070351
I just disagree

if you disagree with me you're gay

India houses almost half the population of the whole planet and you tellin me a big portion of them are doing shit like this? >>216070470

>>216070514
I agree with you, that means your gay

>216070419
no (You) for larp but you foster zero interest in men shorter than you, subconsciously or otherwise

>>216070514
I was in a math lecture today and the teacher is a mega lesbian, she said you shouldn't call straight lines straight because by definition, lines are already straight so thank you

drinking on a weekday again

>>216070470
Urine is full of waste products from the body.
Cow piss is probably really unhealthy.

>>216070543
werent you in colombia?

>>216070529
not just the ones in India either, but the ones coming to live in my cunt

I wonder how long Mexico will remain immune to the jeet menace. Would actually be fantastic to see the cartels sort them out.

>>216070559
ok?

beef stroganoff for dinner.

>>216070559

r/VinceMcmahon

This comic is powerful

>>216070595
what do you think about that

>>216070578
they don't willingly move to countries that were already browned

>>216070578
they won't ever come to latam, too far away and not rich enough

>>216070609
Óbviamente você não conhece são paulo ou o sul do brasil

>>216070598
stroganoff this dick if u know what i mean

>>216070626
tem indiano nessas partes?

>>216070558
what ive never been to the states

>haha I like video games also I shoehorn my politics/sexuality into everywhere it's not relevant just like loud flair at Bennigan's
why are people like this

>>216070604
this but it's a chud instead of a tranny and they're actually in an evil fascist death cult and deserve the death penalty

>>216070657
Tá cheio de chineses e indianos, brasileiro é burro em matemática aí

>>216070670
seethe chud

>>216070670
americans are seriously fucked in the head, they literally can't enjoy shit anymore with so much brainrot from politics

you're never too young to have a Vietnam flashback

>>216070668
isnt this you? >>216069492
why did your flag change? vpn?

>>216070605
it's the same as in 4chan coomer threads but on Reddit
go ahead and think it's some huge gotcha and that I'm a Redditor if that makes you feel better

bros

Did you guys know Dallas is full of Muslims? As soon as you get off the plane you get yelled at by muzzles in hijabs telling you what line to get in.

>>216070688
eu sei q são paulo tem muito imigrante de toda parte do mundo e de fato tem uns chinês aqui e acolá, mas indiano eu nunca vi

>>216070697
I just thought it was funny, chill the victim complex

>colombia
>a state

>>216070705
honestly I like your enthusiasm but I've had frozen pecans in ice cream and they are never good. always extremely dry and dusty, taste like flavourless nuggets of cardboard.

warm pecans on a pie are top tier though. also really good if a hot girl has sucked on them first and put them on her plate.

Post the picture of the towelhead police officer in brit who's about to arrest somebody for a mean tweet

>>216070718
Tem de porrada agora. As empresas multinacionais não querem contratar brasileiros porque brasileiros são burros em matemática, até saiu matéria a respeito aí

>>216070723
sorry ;_;

>>216070747
no

>>216070718
>>216070753
stop speaking thirdie

>>216070736
I don't know about that extra shit but yeah, just get an actual pecan pie and put vanilla ice cream on it

>>216070754
interesting
let's see her butthole

>>216070754
not trying to be a pain but this girl is not very attractive, she looks like a used up stripper with a meth addiction and herpes. i bet her pussy sucks too, probably giant flaps.

>>216070756
It's ok

>>216070753
You speak portuguese?

Just coombaya'd

>>216070696
not me must be the other guy

>>216070789
She is a horrid little goblin midget but her voice is pure sexo desu senpai

>>216070773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYK9NMUwKcM

>>216070753
mas pra esse tipo de imigração é bem mais controlado, não acredito nunca q vai chegar num nível Canadá ou nem perto disso

>>216070827
go for it

>>216070827
they still won't

>>216070826
kkkkkkkkkkkk santa inocência de que região do brasil você é???????????????????

If there are only 2 Icelander men on Earth, does that mean that there are only 2 Icelander women?

n

>>216070789
she gave me a burgette fetish

I'm on SSRIs
I'm an alcoholic
I'm a NEET
I'm Mexican
Go ahead and tell me how much better you are than me

>>216070817
okay but chocolate pecan pie y/n

I slightly prefer regular pecan pie, but could absolutely destroy a chocolate pecan one if I was in the mood

Anyone have a link to the /cum/ discord? The one with Clack, Placer, Cara, Toronto and CIA

>>216070852
bicho tu acha q vai realmente lotar de indiano no Brasil? eu duvido, os caras preferem parar aqui e andar até os EUA do q ficar aqui

>>216070868
Somewhat

>>216070884
Vai andar no parque ibirapuera em são paulo num domingo

Sometimes I think you guys don't know anything about structuralism in linguistics

>>216070558
Different guy

>>216070906
Do you like Addison Rae?

>>216070925
fuck you mean nigga

>>216070868
how tall are you

>>216070853
Yeah and they're both mine

>>216070939
5'7

>>216070925
Don't even know what that means

odds i goon to hentai
evens i goon to traps

>>216070878
NO, regular pecan pie is fine.

>>216070957
taller than me by 1-2 inches desu

>>216070934
I don't know who she is. If you're asking whether I find her attractive, based on her photos, I'd say somewhat, but I prefer women with lighter features. She's not particularly my cup of tea thank you

Mark Ruffalo is ugly

Mark Ruffles®

watching hasanabi

what about Mark Buffalo and he just get shot by Indians and turned into a winter coat

farting bigly

I think Youtube changed the appearance of their player controls and it's freaking me out

Chugs don't think about buffalo in between instances of public drunkenness challenge: Impossible

let's talk gooning

My balls smell musty

Bark Ruffalo

>>216071024
they did change it, and it sucks as does every change Youtube has made over the past decade.

Evidently he was joking about it.

>>216071081
Why did they hide the "save" button in another menu?
I think that might be the most retarded change they made, there is no rational explanation for it.

is "Friends" more popular in Canada or is "Seinfeld" more popular

Fala, meus queridos

wondering if I should join the military as a support role

maybe they'll train me to work on trucks or some shit and I could use that to become a diesel mechanic after I leave

>>216071134
Neither has aired on TV in decades

>>216071115
change for the sake of change, if you don't like it you're racist or something

addison rae is so sexy

>>216071152
>Neither has aired on TV in decades
they're both heavily syndicated but Seinfeld is objectively better and appeals to a wider audience. only women and gay men watch Friends.

You why some dumbfucks still think the moon landing footage is fake? The lack of atmosphere on the moon makes everything look closer and smaller than it actually is. The perception of depth is lost when you have nothing in between the observer and the mountains. That's why it looks weird. The mountains in the background look closer when in reality they're miles away.

I still think the haka is cool

>>216071144
Oi
>>216071154
Eu nem sei quem ela é, é Brasileira?????????

what's everyone's favorite fetish? for me it's penis in vagina sex

>>216071178
ela é americana mas acho q é parte venezuelana, daí q vem a beleza

>>216071189
Getting spanked

Speak goddamn English or get the hell out!

>>216071153
It is so fucking annoying
I just want to save my favourite videos for later
Nothing about that feature made me use YouTube less, if anything it made me use it MORE
I hate them so much

>>216071191
Eu gosto mais de meninas brancas, loiras de olho azul/verde e você aí???????????????????

>>216071211
eu

speak american yew fuckin fagits

>>216071225
>>216071211
gosto de branca, mas prefiro as morenas com cara de india

Adoro uma loirinja

falem Tupi

Saw Ariana Grande and that black woman in motion on Dancing with the Stars just now and they are so ugly and ghoulish it's unreal
Why are these freaks allowed on TV?

>Check news
>"Harvard must open a network of trade schools or be fined $500 million"
>Close tab

uhh.. supa based and redpilled?

se você consegue ler isso você é um viado moreno que deveria morrer

watamelon

>>216071204
>>216071236
bigots

no thrones
no crowns
no kings

Free Luigi

I'm a Harvard trained plumber

Free Diddy

>>216071281
Clown world

Free My Bowels (gonna take a fat fucking shit bro)

>>216070883
Are none of these retards left here?

Now my new pilot is a pajeet, this shit isn't funny anymore!!!!!!!!!

>>216070692
Americans are going enjoy alot of things.

>>216071211
branca só presta se for loira com bundão

>>216071326
RIP

>>216071281
I think he's just mad about his son getting rejected from Harvard

>>216071342
It was nice knowing some of you guys

>>216071326
hmmm woman or jeet pilot?

lol this nigga flying in poojeet airlines.

Orangeman might free diddy

farts are stinky today

Boy, i sure hope that's fireworks

>>216071361
jeet because he could be high caste

>>216071388
could be worse

>>216071361
No idea
The flight is going to leave late too

>>216071281
I forgot who the top guy is
reminds me of a former news anchor on the local station in Iowa

>>216071400
kek was not expecting that

>>216071377
yuck

>>216071435
Trvke

belly empty
balls full
quite grim

>>216071435
LOL

>>216071435
oh fuck I forgot he graduated from Iowa too, lmao
cheap fucker didn't donate to our NIL

>>216071435
Cringe

>>216071435
lmfao weegee BTFO

I'm 5'10 barefoot and have been heightfrauding for the past 5 or so years. I gain about 2.5 inches over other people wearing shoes (Air Maxes + 1 inch insole lifts). I claim I'm 6'1 and have never been once called out on it or questioned. I inflate it further on dating apps and say I'm 6'2.

>>216071455
There is a way to fix that if you don't mind the taste of cum

>>216071626
enjoy hell forever for lying… hope the fat whales you pulled were worth it

I wear Air Maxes too

>>216071653
player hater

Overheard the coffee gals talking about some guy that was leaving on his motorcycle just as I walked up to the stand. One of them was practically gushing. Makes me wonder what it would have been like it I got into this when I was 15 years younger

uh black bros?

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1761079950663495.webm

>>216071687
Nothing because you're ugly lol

>sitting here in my underwear scratching my balls watching TV for hours
>look over and notice the window to my hotel is directly across from an apartment full of female university students
Fuck my nigger life oh my god

>>216071705
Definately not

>>216071696
>street fights on concrete
hard to believe people just let themselves get murdered like this still

>>216071714
When I was a teen I used to take my girlfriends over to my place and fuck them on the couch because my mom was always away at work. It wasn't until much later that I realized there is basically a direct, clear view from our coutch strait into my neighbors living room across the way. It was a sweet old lady too. I'm hoping her eye sight wasn't so good

If we were all genderswapped, who would be the baddest bitch

pussy nipples

why is mugshot called mugshot

>>216071696
looks like he tripped and got heemed by the fall

I dislike finnish posters

>>216071759
They're watching television and chatting too I hope they didn't see me
Guess this is one way to find out I definitely don't have a humiliation fetish

>>216071764
it’s a shot of your mug

>>216071764
It's a picture (shot) of your mug (face)

>>216071773
what is the etymology behind the term "mugshot", pertaining to the picture they take of an arrested person?

>>216071791
>>216071788
Why does mug mean face

>>216071788
>>216071791
thank you that makes sense, but >>216071804

Are we on team N30n or team Doherty

>>216071825
AI Overview
The slang term "mug" for face comes from 18th-century drinking vessels that were shaped like or painted with grotesque human faces. This connection grew so strong that "mug" became a slang term for a face, particularly an unattractive or "ugly" one.

some teenage(?) girl with cookie monster-tier pajamas was following me around the clothing store today. no idea what she wanted but i want to be left me alone, i'm autistic!!!

>>216071827
I'm team DILDOS

yo it's tessa brooks
the competition shook
these guys up on me
i got em with the hook

>>216071829
I see, thank you

>>216071842
I'm guessing she was latina

>>216071887
no she was white as snow, probably bosnian

Showing my dad Chainsaw Man fanart

Did you know Bunny is a rider?

>cookie monster-tier pajamas
What does this even mean?

>>216071918
iykyk

>>216071918
Fat also mexican and walked the mile during PE class

>Hostilities recommenced on October 17, 1428. One of the three bombards that the English had just installed at Saint-Jean-le-Blanc,
>[...]
>caused some damage in the city and killed "a woman named Belle" near the postern gate of Chesneau.
it has to suck having that be your only mark in history

this afternoon i ate too much trail mix and have been incapacitated and laid out in bed since

*sees you in the street and starts beatboxing aggressively*

>>216071918
white trash women

>>216071962
Constipation?

>>216071979
general lethargy

not many people know this btw

>>216071977
https://youtu.be/eP8NJRRi2d4?si=env0zicPUih66KJi

>>216071924
Obviously I don't know
>>216071934
Hmm

>>216071989
the missile knows

cute very slightly chubby mexican girl gave me a handjob on the bus during a field trip to make her boyfriend jealous then he was like "she's a whore so I don't care I'm not taking her back" and she got mad and never talked to me again

niggas really just pull memories from their past then rewrite them and share them with strangers like they give a shit

>>216072005
that thing would outrun any soviet piece of shit of the day and doesn't afraid of anything

One time a girl fell asleep next to me on the bus, no I didn't do anything

>>216072041
I do give a shit thougheverbeit

One time a girl sat next to me on the bus

ummm so like this ONE TIME at band camp

I was the camp counselor and all the girls had the hots for me

>>216072041
t. No life loser who has nothing interesting to share with anyone

do you guys think the Monogatari girls who aren't real girls have to take mad shits like real girls do

kids who went to camp got molested fr no cap

>>216072090
true I'm not going to blog to strangers that need to live vicariously through other strangers

>>216072104
I went to a Christian camp when I was in my early teens and was hoping the older girls counselling would molest me
Alas nothing happened

Did the Nazis name themselves after AshkeNAZI Jews

I'm not hornyposting anymore.
I've decided that it's inappropriate

>>216072132
the gay men drugged you and fugged you

need a bullet in my head

>>216072189
No, you don't

What's Arc Raiders

>>216072132
the Canadian has too much of a moral spine for pornographic fantasies to occur

>>216072187
I doubt it
Could barely sleep while I was there because it was so uncomfortable

>>216072200
Yes I do

>>216072201
How about Dark Raiders and it's a game about the Atlantic slave trade

>>216071908
He asked me why I like it

I constantly get static shocks on things, am I sicko mode or something?

George Washington was 6'2" and the average male height at the time was around 5'7".

Dude must've seemed like a literal giant to everyone.

>>216072208
Many such cases

>>216072229
You know the average male height right now is like 5'8 right

Why are there so many Jewish DJs

>>216072213
They should've made that the woke assassins creed game

>>216072245
only because asians, jews, midgets, and jeets skew that number

>>216072245
Spics caused this

>>216072245
for whites it's 5'10

>>216072251
Rezz is the only DJ I know of and I don't know if she's Jewish but I like her

>>216072229
He was 6'8" and weighed a fucking ton

>>216072279
i think it's closer to 5'11 o algo

How do I grow my calves?

>>216072251
The jewish kid I went to high school with tried to become a dj/rapper

>>216072288
Lincoln mogs

>>216072296
Legs or cows?

I need to fight zoomers while wearing stilts to feel better about myself

new
>>216072304

Head to toe in lululemon today

>>216072242
I heard that at least outside the larger cities, when you order a man to fix your boiler he actually fixes your boiler

What are you on about

going to a museum tomorrow with parentbergs im hyped

>>216072288
hahaha Neely

>apply for new passport because existing one expired
>they send me a new one
>1-2 weeks later they send me my old one
>with nothing but a template note stating they sent it back because they had to update my records in their system
why did this happen, what the fuck am I supposed to do with my old one

>>216071234


No livro memórias postumas de brás, o protagonista, após acabar com sua relação com Marcela (mulher cujo ele gastava muito dinheiro da senpaiíliacom jóias, então o pai o mandou a portugal estudar, assim quebrando a relação) entra em uma relação com Virgíliia, esposa de lobo neves. O deputado arquiinimigo do protagonista.