Thread 216071509

Asian chicks tits edition

>>216071509 (OP)
You're obsessed with her mate

https://www.reddit.com/r/FemaleBellyinflation/

Any other lads into preggo porn?

Cor, this'll do the trick just as well.

who is homealone?

off to an awful start i must say and i dislike those who comment on the quality of this thread but for this one I really must air my thoughts

>>216071543
A Christian Landlord

pbuh

>>216071543
The sequel in New York was better mate

in the pre-covid days I'd go for a little walk to the 24 hour Tesco right about this time

Just saw a pull-ups commercial and they made the piss Aryan and the poo brown

Wish mongs would put more thought into OP pictures. Now we're going to have all sorts of unsavoury flags in this thread

>>216071530
Gooning beyond repair

>>216071564
What would you get? Were there any other freaks in at this time?

>>216071570
You do know aryans were brown people from India right

I've got me arse out lads

wanking my arse with that lads arse

think mum has clocked that i'm on the verge of suicide so she's being extra nice to me

Ariana Grande is hideous

>>216071600
This is a chip shop mate

>>216071568
mad how all the articles on this subject are only a few years old

>>216071613
Told mumberg I wanted to end it up once so she ordered a chippy tea to try and cheer me up

https://www.ebay.co.uk/usr/crisparchive05
people will collect anything

>>216071613
kek this is the only reason I'm still employed

erm...lads?

>>216071641
based mum

>>216071648
corrr

spent all day on duck duck go looking up halloween costumes the duck can dress up in

>>216071688
she was so fit in the first two movies

>>216071688
excellent use of free will

slowking quavers
slowking quavers

>>216071703
i reckon i could get into this if it weren't for the huge clitoris

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR

>>216071725
size envy?

>>216071703
Would rather shag Ronnie Coleman

>>216071722
still got a bunch of yugioh tazes me

>>216071703
I have it on good authority that varbies stink really bad

Them white boys have got me hooked on Crystal meth

I smoke because it gives me knowledge

Rorku needs your help, raise your hands \o/ to power the racism bomb!

I smoke because it gives me peace of mind

that ese but dust in my weed

how come women didn't shave their gashes for basically all of history until like the 90s

I wish all of the hatred that people feel towards women and minorities would be redirected towards the wealthy and powerful.

>>216071955
Women shaving their fannies was literally like 500 holocausts

>>216071982
not overly keen on completely bald fannies either but i reckon it's preferable to the jungles ladies used to have, prefer a bit of well-maintained plumage

>>216072001
Give me a hairy minge or give me death

I love a bit of hair

going to Egypt in may, pakistan in july and japan in october

>>216071958
>I wish all of the hatred that people feel towards women and minorities
I wish people stopped calling 90% of the planet minorities

>>216072023
Nice. Hope you enjoy lad. Careful in Egypt though. It's full of scammers

doing numerous farts

>>216072023
egypt and pakistan look grim af

>>216072051
ktim

Despy is here

Might have a fart in a bit

>>216072048
that ones for work not staying long
>>216072056
egyptian cities are a unique kind of grim but the rest is good, pakistan looks cool especially the north

>>216072023
going to shag some arab fanny and paki fanny and slanty eyed fanny?

For me? It's Haworth. Comfy as fuck

Jamiroquai sounds like a black man’s name

>>216072092
im a stone cold incel

I've always heard egypt is everyone's worst experience in life, even worse than being raped by their uncle

No I'm not

>>216072088
Look at Cairo from above

>>216072101
He’s black

mum just gave me $800 for free, going to spend it on booze and possibly drugs

>>216072092
Arab being the best of the three

>>216072101
for the first 25 odd years of my life i thought jamiroquai was one half of those milli vanilli fellas

>>216072116
yeah is mental, remember a pic where they built a highway through some buildings and everyone in the lower floors below it were basically consigned to living in darkness forever

>>216071509 (OP)
what would i do without /brit/. love to drop in before, after or especially during a few red wines. I am old now and the brain is not as sharp as it once was. Cant always say i know what I should post, but the joy here is that it's /brit/ and theyll still be here to give you more (you)s tomorrow. It saddens me that one persons posts seem to upset so many people. Not the posts mind you, but that the poor losers (incels who get angry) could take it so seriously....my heart goes out to them....Post on my brethren, never leave (unless its forever)...........

How does an incel shutin freak escape from reality

>>216072116
Looks bombed out

>>216072147
yeah I saw that. Reminded me of Bladerunner

>>216072139
i would imagine so, they're not as ugly or smelly as pakis and don't squeak like chew toys like japs

>>216072116
poo city

>>216072152
>Post on my brethren, never leave (unless its forever)...........
fucking rock on you crazy bandito

>>216072159
Drugs

>>216072088
be careful what you eat and drink

>>216072159
I play Overwatch 2

>>216072152
weeping at this
i'm posting with tears in my eyes

might open a shop that sells pie and mash

brits are too pessimistic

>>216071613
>>216071641
saddens me there are shaggers who are beloved to me on here who get so sad they think of ending it all

>>216072211
Too bloody warm for pie an mash in 'stralia

>>216072152
Posted it again award

>>216072234
nonsense, meat pies are one of the most popular foods in australia

>>216072235
hi despy

>>216072263
Sup
This thread still extremely dogshit during the day?
Stopped posting cuz of the CP spam

Say aye tae a Killie pie

>toilberg has put in a meeting for 10am tomorrow
this is slavery
I am a slave

>>216072281
yeah it was posted earlier today lol

I literally do not know why all women shave their fannies bald now

>>216072294
Alright guess I'll continue not posting here
Threads dead anyway

>>216072307
Brainwashed by porn

>>216072307
bald fannies aren't as ubiquitous now as they were in the 00s

>>216072310
no it's been okay, mousey's been back!

>>216072315
How old are you?

>>216072307
sorry to be a ghastly chauvinist but any body hair a woman has below her eyebrows is fucking repulsive

I don't even like it when they have that "landing strip". It's not bloody feminine.

Got the tv on

>>216072319
Don't care his posts are gay and retarded now if it even is him
Dollhouse shit went way too far
Whole website is dead now don't know why I bother posting at all

>>216072346
'

ZUTTS WANNA DO IT IN MY BUTT

https://vocaroo.com/110Swcn1neBJ

>>216072307
no one good is gonna lick a hairy minge

>>216072360
Might go a drive through Bradford with this blasting tomorrow x

>>216072356
Yeah the dollhouse stuff is a bit too mental but at the same time there's still good posts, but I won't stop you leaving ;_;

eating days old pork chops de lads

>>216072214
in other countries smile more in public
sometimes just walking around smiling
mental

Thank you MrPaulH
For another fantastic Sunday shave!!
Your next shave is:
TODAY!!


https://youtu.be/QhdFZhZDHsc

>>216072391
Comfy channel

fake dtfic

>>216072375
It's been fun I guess
Doubt I'll ever stop posting here until the sites actually dead
Been almost 18 years now lmao

>>216072371
kek
https://vocaroo.com/13ZAjJMB3cMb

>>216072401
Think you were the only one that really rattled ziedbelg. Speaking of which, did you see that heathernonce announced that he would be killing himself soon?

>>216072383
just had some roast chicken and mediterranean salad

Haven't had a shit in four days now

why does angela rayner still dress like she's 19

Why can’t you be nice and sincere for once?

Watching Werster's Pokemon speedrunning mishaps

>>216072326
30, i wasn't shagging in the 00s obviously but you can observe this by comparing porn from the era to today

>>216072391
>>216072398
for me its https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5JqcMOTTVg

who knew there were so many words for this game

>>216072435
I only know Kyle Rayner

>>216072453
>nigger knocking
lol

>>216072453
Fuck sake America. Always ruining the fun

>>216072453
I knew it as knocky nine doors

>>216072498
nigga what is you talking about
it's knock down ginger

>>216072453
In Scotland we called it 'Chappy' or 'chap door run'

>>216072435
she's just council estate vermin is why. That's how her mum dressed when she was that age.

>>216072415
He's lying as always
Feels bad contributing to the death of this place but it's too late now
Oh well

>>216072509
what does ginger have to do with owt?

>>216072510
yeah I know it says it right there at the top

>>216072453
Literally never heard anyone call it "Knock door run" or "knock down ginger" in Leicester
It's called knocky knocky nine doors

>>216072516
Dunno he gets pretty fucking defensive when you bring it up
It'll be ok. Come back, we miss you ;_;

>>216072453
do kids still play this

>>216072530
Oh yeah didn't see that haha

>>216072453
Imagine I attached an image of Bradley Walsh laughing to this post (I'm blocked)

>knocky knocky nine doors
You are why this country is a laughing stock

>>216072518
ginger is an 18th century british slang term meaning "to move swiftly"

hence knock down + ginger

reckon women shouldn't be allowed to be barbers, never gotten a decent haircut from a woman

>>216072547
>I'm blocked
um

>>216072547
did you call it knocky knocky nine doors?
I don't understand why Canada and the fucking Midlands of all places would have that in common
>>216072554
I have literally never had my hair cut by a woman
what are you doing you bhenchod

>>216072453
everyone has ring doorbell cameras now games gone

one of my neighbours found out one of his oldest mates had been stealing his cat food for months from his doorstep.

>>216072538
Ill check back again but really if there's gonna be illegal content spammed then I wont
Seriously beyond the pale

>>216072571
Yeah it's gotten seriously grim, all thanks to the nonce botnet, obviously.

fuming im in dire need of a wank but i don't want to be all smelly afterwards

>>216072532
>>216072568
I'm in Newcastle and even I called it that

Anyone fancy a game of kerby?

>>216072568
well the barbers i go to are walk-ins and you just get saddled with whoever's available and half the time that's a woman
also had my hair cut by a flamoyantly gay bloke as well and he made a dog's dinner of my hair as well, so yeah no women and no poofters for me

>>216072562
Roaming IP
>>216072568
We called it nicky-nicky nine doors like it says in the picture there

I dont give afuck annymreo

this is where I live

Fuk

Never had mates so I don't know what that particular act of tomfoolery is called in my area

>>216072581
The sharty is right about 4cuck and the freaks that run the botnet
Too bad that site is an even bigger shithole than here because it has no users along with its bizarre lore fagging

criminal corn is only grown for feed here in the UK, cornbread, cornmeal, cornflour, just adding it in soups and stews corrr, it's lovely

>>216072600
Their boobs brush against you thoughbeit

>>216071640
meaning?

>>216072627
no human or animal should be eating corn it's pure plant junk

>>216072642
Does he think those scraggly chin pubes look good?

am completely inadequate

>>216072624
Yeah, we inhabit the worst site on the surface web unfortunately.
Also the botnet owner was doxxed lol

>>216072657
Russell T Davies is a mentally ill schizo who waltzes around 2025 Britain imagining there's a huge target on his back

As his writing shows.

Im ugly and shit at maths and the world has locked me in the runt cage

>>216072453
knockadolly or knock down ginger down in london

I have decided to stop browsing and posting in /brit/. This general, over the past couple of years, has transformed into a complete and utter gutter, full of petty and spiteful underage children without any intellect whatsoever or ability to form coherent, salient arguments. The level of knowledge and discourse regarding British politics, law, history, culture, etc. is pitiful, and just goes to show how poor our left-wing education system is in educating children. As a result, the threads are just endless autismal scrawls about Tunnocks Teacakes, anime, normie-posting, and quite possibly worse of all, baseless and uneducated LARPing about figures such as Powell, Mosley, Peter Hitchens, saving Britain, etc. and only goes to show how utterly dense the average poster here is. This general once housed people who genuinely knew what they were talking about and genuinely had interesting things to say, whether the topic was politics, current affairs, history, law, or other relevant topics. But like petulant children and leftists, you drove them out of this general based on personal dislikes, and then celebrated and acted smug once they were gone and the entire general environment had suffered as a result. Now very few decent and intelligent posters continue to post, and those who do remain are still being persecuted by the unwashed masses of Anonymongs and their tripfag collaborators. This general is truly full of the worst posters 4chan has to offer, and it would be a blessing if the administrators would remove this cancerous polyp from the anus of /int/. You rightly point out the cancerous and autistic nature of places like /britpol/ and the rest of /int/ outside of /brit/, yet /brit/ at this point is worse off than any other place on /int/, and potentially even 4chan as a whole.

>>216072608
omw to bash your nonce skull in

nary a syllable

>>216072608
That's a 20 minute drive from me

Um!! xx

>>216072674
He's been doing that for a long time
Remember Years and Years
Also most of his writing is blatantly ripped from more popular yank shows, that's literally how he pitched the Doctor Who revival back in 2005

lol you know somebody is a wrongun when you don't even need to fill out a captcha to report their posts

not a pixel

>>216072453
>Nigger Knocking
do americans really

>>216072724
this is mousey's home! x

>>216072733
I will go !!

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1761092610234317.mp4
ai certainly has come quite far, won't be long til you can make your own games, shows, etc

*hands the mouse man some cheese*

>>216072726
uh I'm pretty sure he's brilliant enough to come up with this himself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0RHX4to62w

>>216072672
Someone else will just pick it up
I think the internet and social media will die soon
Anyone worth talking to is going to go back to real life and the whole web will be AI and weirdo freaks
What a shame

just saw female boobers and pussards on this sacred blue board

>>216072608
fit neighbour mate, she single?

>>216072608
nice gaff im coming over for a cuppa

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1761079243683047.webm
SCREAMING

I bet she sometimes has diarrhea.

>>216072692
im not reading all that

>>216072608
Deary me, Tobes. What happened?

>>216072793
deary me
and yet he's glazed like he's the 2nd coming of christ
bizarre

>>216072805
this post has made me remember how fucking shit of a general this is
take it to /cum/ you mental case

>>216072805
Would you marry her?

>>216072793
He can also never get over Rose Tyler for some fucking reason
There was a post on /who/ back in 2023 that predicted he would bring Rose back as the 16th Doctor he's that predictable

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1761097086756343.mp4
oh my days

>>216072843
I prefer the /who/ schizo to actual conversation about that dogshit show
Went to pot after Tennant left

>>216072869
cringe

might do one final wank before bed

>>216072870
Only ever watched that big lanky cunt Christopher eccies or whatever hes called, was quite good.

can some VIRGIN please explain
I'm too much of a shagger for this

>>216072877
fuck up you black runt

Just learned from a CIA guy, if you don't eat too much, you'll actually lose weight and not die prematurely from type 2 diabetes

>>216072887
he hates dog owners apparently

>>216072887
>lanky
He's 5 ft 8

>>216072910
I'm not black. It's just not funny. Are you 16?

>>216072893
virgin here, no clue, all i know is women are more into occult stuff like that but don't understand the whole meme

>>216072893
Top are rational numbers (male)
Bottom are irrational (female)
Square root of negative one (i) is special

If you simply don't eat too much, you'll probably feel better and not die prematurely

>>216072822
that's sad

>>216072917
im 3ft 6

had a wank with some pomegranate scented fairy liquid earlier
think I got it inside my urethra
feels tender and itchy and it burns when i pee

>>216072870
/who/ schizo stopped being funny years ago, he just spams the same shit over and over again
/tv/ schizos in general genuinely make heathermong look normal

*enters /brit/*

>>216072923
dont you have holes to be prepping for big zutt cock?

>>216072870
https://whogen.miraheze.org/wiki/Worst_/who/_threads_ever

>>216072933
how can a number be irrational
they don't have feelings or emotions

>>216072998
shame he stopped updating it
finlad did numbers on them

>>216072463
based green lantern enjoyer
would you store her body in your fridge

>>216072998
I never post on /who/ as I'm more of a /trek/ bvll
Do they talk about the proper ancient who with Tom Barker and shit?
I could never get into it as I like being holisitc and it's my understanding that a shitload of Doctor Who episodes are lost forever

Not the case with Star Trek you see.
Even the cartoon from 1973-74 is 100% preserved.

wish it were medieval times so whenever a woman was mean to me i could just accuse her of witchcraft and see her executed

new youtube player design
not good!

>>216073013
because /who/ is unironically dead
used to be one daily even when the show wasn't airing but now there hasn't been a thread in months and any attempt to create them don't even get more than 10 replies
the last thread to even be active was a leebait OP
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/subject/who%20general/

>>216073065
souvlless

>>216073025
There are Doctor Who lost episodes but the audio is preserved
So you can still watch the stories either through proper reconstructions using telesnaps or shitty official animated recreations that prioritse putting le funny memes and references in than actually making it look decent
Guess which option the BBC tries to push

>>216073037
dont think thats how it worked lad

>Leo Tolstory's handwriting (War & Peace)
them 19th century niggas were something else
I understand it's using silly russian letters but regardless, absolutely nothing decipherable whatsoever.

>>216073005
Irrational numbers cannot be described by fractions

>>216073094
is there even one long overarching story

Captain Kirk and his gang did their thing
TNG, DS9 and Voyager are 100 years in the future compared to him.
Enterprise is 100 years in the past.
It's all world building.

Dr Who just seems to go on and on and on.

>>216072893
first stonetoss to get a chuckle out of me

im a pathetic wastrel with nothing going on in life

>>216073155
yeah?

e/1 = e

fuck you

>>216073163
kek this is ktim is me
Going to Spain on Friday though so have something to look forward to at least

>>216073163
you should get active in the streets and run some bands up

>>216073157
Nah it's literally just make it up as you go along
The Doctor Who Tardis Wiki is just an incomprehensible mess to read because there's been so many retcons over the years

>>216073157
There used to be decent worldbuilding in the Classics from the likes of Philip Hinchcliffe and Terry Dicks. Nowadays modern showrunners just take a shit on everything before them because they're all desperate to cement their legacy in the show. Steven Moffat introduced a secret Doctor incarnation played by John Hurt in the 50th anniversary that that opened the pandora's box for every showrunner to attempt the same, now nobody knows how many fucking Doctors there are or what order they come in.

>>216073157
garbage tv for garbage people

>Terry Dicks
screaming

>>216073229
love your game show mate x

>>216073130
that's just russian joint-up handwriting in general
>>216073183
where abouts

>>216073256
Tenerife lol. Technically still Spain

hanky panky with beautiful ladies

>>216073068
leebait threads are always funny in my opinion
didn't finlad do something similar with /trek/ too?

need to stop looking at trannards cumming

>>216073289
you won't

>>216073289
quit in the new year

>>216073289
you're allowed to look

cornwall poster.... I miss you

they call me rorke
they call me rasheed
they call me bruce
they call me racismlad
that's not my name
that's not my name

>>216073301
don't even care for it i just give it a wee watch when ever I see it

twin is injured :(

why does every tim burton film have johnny depp and/or helena bonham carter in it

>>216073361
jewish blood contracts and pedophile blackmailing

just done a load of sex

>>216073361
why does every spielberg movie have music by john williams
directors like particular people

Applejack is rubbish, her voice is awful! I hate it! I hate it!

>>216073381
>Noel Clarke is rubbish. He sticks his willy inside white women! I hate it, I hate it!
fucking kek, this is got to be heatherfreak

dont get this mlp gimmick

>>216071527
Everyone finally has him filtered.
Here's a reply.

>>216073436
some of them are fit
it's not that deep tbf

>>216073436
mousey started posting ponies so then his copycats followed suite
that's it

what are you waiting for? this is your chance to show the world what you're made of!

/brit/ hasn't had a good gimmick in years

>>216073453
akshually it was an aussie posting erm what the fork
toby's never posted one in his life

>>216073413
john williams did everyone's music in the 80s

john willians done my numpty dad in his mush

cyraxx is back finally i was bored out my mind

/brit/ hasn't had a good gimmick in years
absolutely years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEacDWPWfJU&list=RDFEacDWPWfJU&start_radio=1

>>216073168
Alright Euler

>>216073476
he didn't do any one person's music more than spielberg
he did like 30 spielberg movies

>>216073423
It was finlad

you've got to hold a shit,
but poo it at the right time,
you can be slow or fast,
but you must not use urinals,
you'll always shit poo and squirt poo,
and stress on the lav,
there's only one way to beat them,
wipe 'round the back,
catch me if you can,
'cause i need a crap,
and what you're looking at,
is the master plan,
of doing pooey turds,
doing it from my bum,
we shitein' from my ass,
i know we can't go wrong

>>216073474
fairly sure toby was posting pinkie pie before the aussie what the fork poster

WE'RE POOING FOR ENGLAND
ING ER LUND
WE SHIT FROM OUR BUMS
WE'RE POOING FOR ENGLAND
ING ER LUND
A REAL GOOD TURD, WE HAVE GONE AND DONE

>>216073356
Ofcom should ban images of this anorexic freak from being shown

Me own fooking thane
eaten alive by sum
dragon troll bastard thing!

we go minute after minute
we go hour after hour
we gon get this party started
because we have got the power

power to us the nigger people
power to us the nigger people
power to us the nigger people
power to us the nigger people
power to us the nigger people

RACIST BARN
RACIST BARN
1 2 3 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT0cYJp2D44

>>216073541
quite like this gimmick, keep it up

>>216073578
hope this bitch dies

FUCK A MACCAS

>>216073578
THAT IS NOT WHAT APPLEJACK IS SAYING!
Also you can't post t hat

>>216073578
why are the ponies so racist
in the episodes where the zebra or the gryffon arrives to town they all tell them to fuck off and start spreading lies about them

>>216073616
How do you know that

Gorilla niggas, here comes king kong

Gamarorkei!

>>216073702
love her hairy arsehole

Genuinely starting to wonder what's wrong with emmayank
Every day without fail for almost a decade

>>216073720
Are Louis Theroux should do an interview

>>216073720
it's a call for help but there is no one here to answer it, just a long-form tragedy until he kills himself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWGE9Gi0bB0&list=RDcWGE9Gi0bB0&start_radio=1

>>216073742
Agreed
>>216073750
Ironically, he's the best yank poster.

this is what it's like speaking to you cunts

>>216071658
yeah they're called comets mate

>>216071658
>leaked

Any amateur astronomer could see this

>>216073824
>>216073837
>>216071658
It's ai, we don't even have any decent pictures of planets from afar and a telescope picked that up? Don't be so fucking stupid all your lives...

301 posts. Might as well make the new now, hadn't I? I'm gonna head to bed soon, don't want to leave it to some yank, or worse yet, a Brazilian.

Behind the internet antisemetic conspiracy theory that Israel was behind the assassination of KingCobraFJS

wearing normal clothing in bed because my life is out of control

>>216073869
>we don't even have any decent pictures of planets from afar

>>216073888
>Posts an artists rendition

>>216073898
retarded chimp

>>216073898
Bet you belive the Earth is flat and we didn't land on the Moon

>>216073880
good lad

Where is it

>>216073929
110 seconds

>>216073909
>>216073913
Not an argument.

>>216073913
Reasons for believing we did land on the moon:
>Because NASA said so
>All of the opposing claims are retarded flat earth-tier nonsense
Reasons to believe we didn't:
>We haven't gone back and 'the technology is lost' or whatever similar excuse NASA says makes zero sense
>There was every reason for the USA to fake this at the time

>>216073956
>>216073956
>>216073956
Ahem.