Thread 216073956

Cheadle yesterday edish

if yanks can deport irish, why can brits?

>>216073956 (OP)
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/waitrose-sacks-autistic-volunteer-after-36106706

It's over for Cheadle. Pic related

>>216073980
>forgot to post the pic
moron!

gn cheadleweadles :>

sipping on tylenol

>>216073989
gn umchicken

>>216073987
Turn that off!

optimistically set the alarm for 10:30
of course I will be waking at 2 in the morning anyway
life is completely out of control

sir don cheadle

dunno what cheadle is

Nigga name Keir

poo on the moon

madam angeler rainer

>>216074036
might aswell be

>>216074043
she could get it

found a tenner in my wallet i'd forgotten about, get in

>>216074072
*gets in your wallet*

>>>>216073898
Where did you get this picture of me?

Right. *drops dead*

/qa/ was probably the best this site has ever been

>>216074052
up the bum or wot are we finkin'?
>>216074123
corrrrrr *violently grabs ahold of this dead man's bollocks* SO! *raises eyebrow and looks at the person reading this* this is rorke!

>>216074131
Easily
t. Never posted there

>>216074135
Probably her bum and fannois
>>216074137
Yeah it was great
No rules innit so it was great

flossing teethberg atm lots of smelly blood

bit smelly my welly (actually my willy but I said welly so it rhymed with smelly. also could have said bit silly my willy because it would rhyme and be true, but the central point was that my willy smells a bit, and I wanted it to rhyme)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTPKhXs3etI&list=PLNgiStlJ7mZky78x9mJ_Coz9owu15vk_v

>>216074153
means you don't floss much do ya, unless you ripping into your gums
>>216074174
all good mucker x

that 'tube link is a bit too long haha

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/83655045/#83658861
A Swedish win

>>216074171
sex

>>216074220
corrrrr rather large breasts but I would rather blow my own brains out than imagine these specimens having the responsibility of a child which could well come about as a consequence of my willy venturing inside of them

me? I'm ready to settle down with her
in settledonia

>>216074220
she shite like this and think maybe those muzzers have a point about women

>>216074207
why did they go mad over this image

>>216074288
Those are all replies on the archive
The original only got one reply
That's the original soyjak. The first.

poo smells

>>216074250
>The formal and widespread education of women and their attendance at schools and universities is a relatively recent historical development, beginning primarily in the 19th century and expanding significantly into the 20th century.
Historically, access to education for women was extremely limited and often restricted to the elite, focusing mainly on domestic skills and basic literacy.

Add to this they've spent their existence raising children and you can see why they view sex the way they do.

The webm is gay.

>>216074336
'nam bro, are there cool vietnam war relics in your country?

morning lads

>>216074349
no idea, not viet

>>216074378
good morning *gets into bed*

>>216074380
are you even really over there at least or just on a vpn?

morning sweden

ahhhgggggg I hate life and myself

>Using number 1 on beard trimmer makes it too short
>Using number 2 on beard trimmer doesn't cut short enough
wat do

Might go gay

>>216074436
1 1/2 ?

>>216074436
use number 1.5 faggot

>>216074436
attach number 2, then quickly pull it off and attach number 1. this should leave a small part of number 2s memory in it which elevates the number 1 to about 1.5

>>216074207
>The Japs in the OP image of the thread are wearing masks
>That was 2017
>Before the pandemic
What did they know?

>>216074454
>>216074452
Does such a thing exist?

Listening to dubstep

>>216074463
japs have always worn face masks when they're ill with anything that can spread, such as a cold. it's never been uncommon to see them wearing face masks.

>>216074482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHzL6vidJHg
Got the techno on

>>216074482
what a fucking embarrassment to the world. your post was embarrassing too.

>>216074474
I dunno I'm not jeff bezos
but he probably created something like that and put it on amazon

>>216074415
im really here. its muggy as all fuck

>>216074283
Getting strong incel vibes from this post

>>216074474
I don't answer silly questions

1 big meal a day with a multi and 1 six pack is probably all you need unless you're running marathons.

>>216074497
I can't hear you >:)

Would rather go to Vietnam than Thailand desu

We can poo if we want to
We can leave your bum behind
Cos your bum don't poo
And if it don't poo
Then it's no bum of mine

movie

>>216074570
nonce

>>216074496
dnb for me
https://youtu.be/Nmb5L_Oggzo?t=367

>>216074482
alri 2011lad

>>216074589
bizarre post

Late nite bus home again

>>216074602
If you travel to Vietnam all by yourself you'll come back on a watchlist.

eat, then poo, just to eat again

love going for late night drives but i haven't been able to lately because i'm drunk all the time

>>216074645
ktim

i really was such a fucking bastard in secondary school
used to go round fighting teachers
not sure what the fuck was wrong with me

>>216074667
your spirit hadn't been broken yet

Sir Adolf Hitler
Sir Heinrich Himmler
Sir Joseph Goebbels
Sir Alfred Rosenberg
Sir Joachim von Ribbentrop
Sir Reinhard Heydrich
Sir Rudolf Hess
Sir Hermann Goering
Sir Walter Model
Sir Wilhelm Frick
Sir Karl Doenitz
Sir Arthur Seyss-Inquart
Sir Horst Wessel
Sir Benito Mussolini
Sir Giovanni Gentile
Sir Rodolfo Graziani
Sir Alessandro Pavolini
Sir Oswald Mosley
Sir Jose Antonio Primo de Rivera
Sir Ante Pavelic
Sir Leon Degrelle
Sir Vidkun Quisling
Sir Anton Mussert
Sir Corneliu Codreanu
Sir Andrey Vlasov
Sir Jozef Tiso
Sir Ferenc Szalasi
Sir Hristo Lukov
Sir George Lincoln Rockwell
Sir William Luther Pierce

Wish she'd poo on me.

Alright, I've improved it to display the full English breakfast, and the toast is perfectly toasted. Now, please rate it.

>>216074806
holy trinity of gay incels

>>216074839
good god man, how much bread do you need? you're not jesus you know

>>216074806
>Sir Adolf Hitler
Rest in peace Sir
>Sir Heinrich Himmler
Rest in peace Sir
>Sir Joseph Goebbels
Rest in peace Sir
>Sir Alfred Rosenberg
Rest in peace Sir
>Sir Joachim von Ribbentrop
Rest in peace Sir
>Sir Reinhard Heydrich
Rest in peace Sir
>Sir Rudolf Hess
Rest in peace Sir
>Sir Hermann Goering
Rest in peace Sir
>Sir Walter Model
Rest in peace Sir
>Sir Wilhelm Frick
Rest in peace Sir
>Sir Karl Doenitz
Rest in peace Sir
>Sir Arthur Seyss-Inquart
Rest in peace Sir
>Sir Horst Wessel
Rest in peace Sir
>Sir Benito Mussolini
Rest in peace Sir
>Sir Giovanni Gentile
Rest in peace Sir
>Sir Rodolfo Graziani
Rest in peace Sir
>Sir Alessandro Pavolini
Rest in peace Sir
>Sir Oswald Mosley
Rest in peace Sir
>Sir Jose Antonio Primo de Rivera
Rest in peace Sir
>Sir Ante Pavelic
Rest in peace Sir
>Sir Leon Degrelle
Rest in peace Sir
>Sir Vidkun Quisling
Rest in peace Sir
>Sir Anton Mussert
Rest in peace Sir
>Sir Corneliu Codreanu
Rest in peace Sir
>Sir Andrey Vlasov
Rest in peace Sir
>Sir Jozef Tiso
Rest in peace Sir
>Sir Ferenc Szalasi
Rest in peace Sir
>Sir Hristo Lukov
Rest in peace Sir
>Sir George Lincoln Rockwell
Rest in peace Sir
>Sir William Luther Pierce
Rest in peace Sir

>>216074873
I need a lot, okay?!?!?
I struggle to gain weight. I want to be around 70 kg.

>>216074510
what ya doing over there

>>216074910
You a cute lad?
I'll fix you up a proper breakfast. If I can fuck your bum

>>216074839
Looks good

>>216074839
Keeping the tomatoes in one piece and separate from the mushrooms too difficult? Looks like shite sort it out

Also
>eating meat

rorke striking the heart of darkness

>>216074958
kek

>>216074958
Lol

>Also
>>eating meat

I am King Terry the Terrible.

Black pussy changed Rorke!

>>216074952
is that moby?

>Just like another smol tran girl who posted on here, I am also tiny sad baby.
>a transfem who is a smol sad stupid baby :(
>I need to be taken care of

>>216075030
rorke after one bite of jerk chicken

Old Newgate Prison as seen from Peak Mountain. by Paul Gagnon, 2003.

>>216075221
do you ever browse /out/?

ziedy is probably so snug in bed right now smiling to himself as he goes mimimimi :) soon he will wake up and get ready for his 8:40 sharp james cleverly posts! so cute!!!

>>216075240
Use to quite often, one of the few useful boards on this site.

Need her to cut the cheese in my face.

planning on getting steaming later but don't know what i want to drink

>>216075310
How about a lovely cuppa. Chai with chives and onion and quarters and pennies and dimes

>>216075310
A nice warm glass of Emma Watson's diarrhea will have you steaming out the ears.

Eheheheheheheh

>>216075273
really lovely pic what camera do you have? And I go on it sometimes, I hope to start camping and hiking when I can

Israel just don't care eh

>>216075326
>>216075328
omg go die -_-

>>216075275
>>216075328
What goes through your head when you post this? You’ve been at it for 7 years. Do you ever stop and think “what am I even doing?”

Mann Island, 1898 and 2025

I cannot find a 1.5mm guard for my bear trimmer

lol don't let him quietly delete it

>>216075704
Good way to get mauled.

Oi Rorke

>>216075704
shave it closer than that then let it grow for a bit

>>216073956 (OP)
did the /brit/ meetup survive?

An autistic man who worked unpaid for over four years at a Waitrose store in Greater Manchester has been told he can't have a job.

Tom Boyd, 27, has been doing work experience at the Cheadle Hulme shop for two full mornings every week, mainly stacking shelves.

the warm embrace of sleeptoil beckons

next week i will be spending 3 days working across from the gherkin
might take a picture with a /brit/ related note from the window if i can

All I hear from mongs who don't follow baseball is ohtani this ohtani that. Same as the mongs who suddenly talk about tennis because wimbledon is on.

You don't have any individual hobbies or interests!!! you only follow trends!!!!!!

Muh brekfast

>>216075870
alri fish breath

a rabbi, an imam, and a priest sharing bacon rolls for breakfast because they're all british

a rabbi, an imam, and a priest sharing bacon rolls for breakfast because they're all griftings who made up all that bullshit for donations

might convert to islam so i can have 4 subservient wives

Mental that I was sexually assaulted a dozen times by boys and girls during my childhood, but because I'm a boy no one would care if I told them

>>216075455
Because I want to sniff her farts and eat her poo.

some girl told me to grab her tit to prove i wasn't gay once and i refused and she called me a faggot

>>216075870
fat cunt

>>216076059
pretty weird move on your part tbf
even the gays love a boob

>>216076094
i thought it was a windup and she was trying to entrap me into committing sexual assault

>>216075808
Could be sackedtranny.

Am I glad he’s frozen in there, and that we’re out here, and that he’s the sheriff, and that we’re frozen out here, and that we’re in there, and I just remembered we’re out here. What I wanna know is, where’s the caveman?

>>216074436
2 and make do

trying to get drunk but this whiskey i got is just awful, think i got a dodgy batch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs_eOvbyTGo&t=38

>>216074919
business trip with two other blokes from work, but on the tail end i get a couple weeks to have fun

>>216075870
you eating that shit in bed?

>>216076021
not true me china, certainly true that less people care but I do care, sounds horrid

any spazzoids in?

>>216076079
Yeah?
>>216076237
Yep, eat me fish, then jump in my ensuite - thats me morning

>>216076272
um! x hai hihi ^-^
>>216076223
great stuff do you plan on staying in the same place? also where in vietnam are you

>>216076284
>Yeah?
yeah
you think they sell them in individual cans to give you half a portion size?

I am spasticated in the head, iv heard

right well that's a man's hairy bollocks dangling over his own diarrhoea then isn't it?

>>216076319
doesnt look like diaorea to me
just soft poo

rorke STUNS in stained tkmaxx joggers

>>216076272
...yh

>>216076326
didn't know we had the shitspert in

Any fitties on?

>>216076303
It's only 400 calories mate, I'll have a 1,000 for lunch and that's me sorted. I am a fat cunt but I need protein

GENTS ZIEDY COMING IN WITH HIS JAMES CLEVERLY GIMMICK SOON WATCH OUT

no milk left for me porridge

>>216076243
It was pretty bad, as only two were desire driven assaults (both by girls) the rest, one girl and the rest boys, were done to sexually humiliate me. The girl had the largest bum in our year, and she was grinding her ass on my crotch while her friends laughed. Had to act nonchalant about it, called her a weird slag, but inside I was humiliated - especially as that was the first time I felt ass

right that's it im getting over the ex and getting a gf

Drink costs too much in this country, just wait until we get scots/wales(?) style per unit prices.
Whats the best pound per pissed right now? Even supermarket spirits are edging 16+ quid for bottom shelf.

don`t Change Your
clocks

on

Sunday !! they want To Steal
an hour From you !!

>>216076390
Let them have it, one less hour of my life - nothing of value lost

>>216076380
what a shit school you went to

>>216076390
Not true though is it. Clocks go back at 2am on Sunday, so we get a 25 hour day. If anything we're getting an extra, free hour!

remember watching this on tv

>>216076384
almost 10 years for me and im still not over her
good luck mate

Yeah nice sleeping retard

>>216076416
If I told you she used to have the best arse on TV would you believe me?

>>216076416
No I don't watch itv

>>216076416
it happened all of it
don't let them forget

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>>216076380
>The girl had the largest bum in our year, and she was grinding her ass on my crotch while her friends laughed
I would've had the biggest boner!

>>216076416
*Grabs her bunda* not a crime if there's plastic between us

>>216076424
still don’t understand how a gadget strapped to the arm would record the different stages of sleep

>>216076416
Mad how Phillip Schofield's career got ruined because the powers that be decided they'd had enough of him.

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>>216076419
Pathetic. Get a fucking grip lmao

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>>216076424
nice 8 hours for me
not enough REM though

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>>216076475
how would you get over a perfect gf then mate

burn

>>216076503
fucked

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>>216076498
Clearly not perfect if you aren’t together anymore.

>>216076477
>>216076424
Doesn't it fuck up your wrist to sleep with a watch on?
>>216076503
moshi moshi amburance des

>>216076414
It Is time Theft Ok

You
must not Mess With
Time ..

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>216076529
Why not ?

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>216076519
>Doesn't it fuck up your wrist to sleep with a watch on?
no

>>216076446
It can infer certain things from your heart rate and breathing rate and then presumably overlays that on existing knowledge of how normal humans sleep

>>216076513
https://x.com/dai2noyuyuta/status/1974117330411294774

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

If the clocks don’t change parts of Scotland it would be still dark at ten o’clock in the morning and then dark again at 3 in the afternoon

>>216076298
mostly in ho chi minh city now, but hope to go along the coast later
>>216076503
what exactly is this liquid inside when that shit happens, is it water/swear or sumf, when i had a blister on my heel i just let it go away by itself instead of popping it

>>216076588
so fucking what

>>216076588
dark is comfy. get cooried in

>>216076588
Okay I'm sold. Don't change your clocks lads.

>>216076588
Not really it happens in the whole world why single out Scotland you’re not special or important fake ass country

we At /Brit/
Won`t
change

Time Any more !!

>>216076588
okay so it's bright at 9 and dark at 2. That's still grim

>>216076300
not a healthy looking stool that

i'm off to the land of nod shortly

>not a healthy looking stool that
Do you hear how fucking pathetic you sound shut up

having a chook sanga

Charles Kirk memorial slurp juice

>>216076677
shut up you stupid cunt I was pointing out that maybe you should go and see a doctor you cretinous incel

>>216076672
Not even 8am here

>>216076677
WEIRD POO FREAK!

The internet used to feel fun, its been going shit a while especially since everyone started carrying smart phones. With OSA it's more and more feeling like a mcdonalds car park.

Hate when you make a thread on /adv/ because you’re struggling badly and need advice and you put a lot of detail into it and it gets 0 replies then some cunt who’s used a half naked woman as the image who’s question is “how do i get pussy” gets like 200 replies

>>216076697
are you sure lad? i've noticed you lot are having a disagreement about what the time should be

Used to have quite the DVD collection

>>216076697
I am

drunk!
:)
>>216076714
What is wrong, lad?
>>216076717
Same, erotic!

>can't buy carling in the states
proper fucked that is

ghosting the proto-gf because she revealed she's part jewish on her mother's side

>>216076693
Are you a doctor then? If not you just sound like a fucking idiot sorry

>>216076714
Get some mates you sad bastard
Begging 4CHAN for advice lmfaooooo

>>216076713
w-what happens in mcdonalds car park

downloading a software update for my vibrating willy device

Howdy partnah, Prahper fuhcked thaht iz

done about 10 wee wees already this morning
got a dibets

>>216076748
Speeding teenagers maybe. I mostly just meant I envisioned a boring paved area outside of some slop mega franchise as the internet opposed to the wild west amusement park it used to be.

AI bubble will never crash because it's backed not just by rich companies. it's central to the purpose of Klaus Schwab's new world order that every government is on board with

friendly reminder that there are guys that are excited to go to work because your gf will be there

>>216076744
Doesn't matter does it wanker if your shite is liquid and jet black it means something is wrong doesn't it
Fucking spastic

>>216076775
ok

>>216076783
Ragin ahaa

>>216076741
I understand your pain at this time

>>216076790
bellend

>>216076780
No one is excited to go to work

>>216076800
Can’t believe I rattled you so much lmaooooooooo

if the jews and the illuminati are going to rape me i wish they'd just lube up and get it over with

please guys no talking about work or jobs it makes me feel inadequate due to my status as a neet. thank you

>>216076815
*bends over and shows you my pooey hairy arsehole* yeah?

why has my usb c cable stopped working

>>216076826
get a job then

>>216076845
Cant

brr bit cold

mental how weird my whole face is it’s like I was made in a lab

>>216076873
don`t Worry ..

It`s
Ok !!

need a woman's willy up my bum

>>216076864
you mean you don't want to. it's ok to admit it

>>216076762
scream

>>216076864
why not? mental elf?

have a haemorrhoid

>>216076895
Unlucky mate

Any night shifts? Just got home.
I hate it.

>>216076883
:)!

>>216076919
no but i love the idea of getting home and getting drunk at 7am

>>216076895
think i may as well
butt hurts when i fart

>>216076932
I knocked back a couple shots before showering in morning. One day will be the death of me.
This time of years a little sad though, still dark coming home. Feel like a vampire

hey niggas

>>216076968
wahey here he is
*does a headstand with my cock out*
how's it going mate

performative male

>>216076981
*grabs you by the exposed cock and suplexes you back and forth repeatedly*

>>216076890
No I want to. I’m jealous of everyone in here who works
>>216076893
Yeah undiagnosed mental issue

>>216076598
>hope to go along the coast later
remember, charlie don't surf!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uchT2LH3eTY

>>216077007
*spaffs on you while upside down then rights myself after you let go in disbelief*

eglish people need to adopt the scottish word jobby for poo. it's much more funny

squirrel looks busy

>>216077052
I am eglish [sic] and use the word jobby fairly regularly
don't think it's confined to scotland by any means

>>216077067
yes it is

>>216077080
fuck off no it isn't

>>216077092
proofs??

chewing chewing gum

>>216077104
*says englishly*
there's an unflushed jobby in the toilet lads
what now atheists

pre-toil wank time

squirrels ankles rotate 180 degrees (thats pi radians for my fellow intellectually gifted thinkers)

scots need to start saying poo in order to distance themselves from jobby muttering englishmen

egg

>>216077114
same. which one? me, wrigley's extra spearmint

how did i go from what my life was before, to what my life is now?

>>216077301
also wrigley's extra spearmint (they didnt have blue mint but this isnt sickening spearmint)

>>216077301
thank you for supporting the british chewing gum industry

Thats the year nearly over. Thank god. another year closer to death and and end to suffering

>>216077315
stop moaning you feckless runt

as animals shrink their mass shrinks proportionally to the cube of its size but the cross sectional area scales with the square of its size so a little squirrel or a mouse ends up with low terminal velocity and the impact energy is half m v squared - the v is small but the m is also small so when they fall from trees they just bounce and scamper off
whereas a big monkey presumably splats and dies

>>216077301
>>216077316
hello fellow spearmint chads
i don't understand how anyone could prefer peppermint under any circumstance

*quietly disposes of my peppermint gum*

poo

Got diarrhoea again. Sick of it

Airwaves man meself

Need someone to fondle my balls

*shoves rorke into a big puddle*
BOMBOCLAAAAAAAAAAAT

>>216077409
is there any brand that is actually good and holds it flavour? money no object.
i will spend thousands if i have to.

*picks up his peppermint gum and starts running it along my gums*

squirrels tails create lots of drag when they fall. its also a rudder for mid air steering so they control like computer game characters in the air. sometimes you see them angrily smacking their tails against trees and screeching, dont know what thats all about

>>216077469

>>216077469

>>216077437
Airwaves flavour lasts a little longer than other popular chewing gum. It's owned by the same company as extra but they make a little effort to hide that.

based janny

oh my DAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

take the piss

melty

heavy

N

A

Paid £8.50 for a 13 minute uber ride yesterday what do we think good deal or nah?

>>216077918
you can sometimes randomly do A LOT worse with uber

>>216077918
Depends on time and place obviously. 5pm in London that's a bargain.

:D
>>216077959

>>216077993

>>216077993

>>216077993