Thread 216076738

There are araps on my balcony building a scaffolding right now
I didn't open blinds yet but I can hear them speaking and screwing things

>>216076738 (OP)
Is there a gorilla at the very top of scaffolding throwing barrels?

I need to take a shower at some point, it will ruin my stealth because the water heater in on the balcony and will make sound

>>216076764
I mean if you consider araps as gorillas...

say hello and offer them water or something

>>216076738 (OP)
open the blinds and tell them "salam aleykum" or something

how can you tell the difference?

Open the blinds and START DOING THIS

So I opened the windows and took a showerw said hello to them, they don't really give a shit about me
I will give them coffee when they finish eating after

>>216078709
They speak arabic together and put some rap music on their phone

>>216079444
Sei kalos kai agathos

>>216079481
>kalos
I'm khhv

>>216076738 (OP)
What are they doing on your balcony?

>>216079945
raping his dad (he said it on discord)

>>216079769
Well agathos anyway

>>216079998
They were searching for the Zutt

>>216079945
They're building a lift
Because it's an old building, it will be on the exterior, they will break the wall at each floor to make the doors

>>216080134
Ideresting. But why would you need a lift, if your building is less than 6 floors?

>>216079444
Biggest /int/ redemption arc 2025

>>216080155
My building is five floors, I'm at the last one
It's for boomers I think, I don't really know I'm only rentoid

>>216080157
I'm not mean, just socially retarded

>>216080195
It's common here to retrofit old buildings with a lift
Sometimes they break the wall, sometimes they put doors on the balconies

It's honest work brother

>>216080432
this ugly shit only happens in terronia and I don't even think it's legal

>>216081871
>terronia
Honorary Romania.

>>216076738 (OP)
I had painters in my apartment all morning until noon.
One of them was a short stacked blonde woman with a FAT ass which looked even bigger in her white work pants.

Today was a blessed day.

I'm surprised that there hasn't been a single anon suggesting you ( >>216076738 (OP)) to whisper "ZUUT-ZUTT!" through the blinds.

>>216076738 (OP)
To scare them you have to bark really loud
Source: I'm french

>>216080155
People in russia don't live that long, but here they reach easily 80-90.
At that age stairs are a problem.

Good time to yell out
There's only one god but Zutt and mohammad is his Zuttslut

>>216079444
I was going to tell you to stop being a pussy and ignore them because they dgaf about you but you've found this out on your own. They're in the sun and have to use heavy tools on narrow scaffolding to build an elevator, they're more concerned about not falling to their deaths and getting their work done so they can stop being grilled by the autumn sun than some broke dude forced to rent the top floor in a rundown building. Stop being a pussy.

>>216079444
>I will give them coffee when they finish eating after
this is pure unfiltered homosexuality

>>216083305
My great grandma died at 96 yo. She had better "physique" than my grandma.

>>216079444
>I will give them coffee when they finish eating after
this is pure unfiltered gigachad behavior

>>216079444
give them your butthole as well

>>216076738 (OP)
Share the Zutt story with them im sure they will be pleased to learn another new story of the prophet (zbuh)