Thread 216077959

good morning especially for you beautiful janny sisters

>>216077959 (OP)
we're so back

BAKED POTATO CHANGED MY LIFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPsY_nhTtxg

doesn't a jacket potato take about 4 hours to cook though

why did david tennant become such an insufferable leftypol faggot

>>216077989
Are you retarded?

>>216077991
being destroyed by Capaldi as the definitive Nu-Who GOAT broke him

>>216077945
>>216077956
It was about 11pm zone 2 london

>>216078012
sounds fine to me
might have been bussable

>>216078007
i always liked matt smith more than tennant if i'm honest, tennant was the more popular of the two back in the day but i could tell he was a wrongun

I had a chinese friend at school and his parents wouldn't let him bring white people to their house but nobody wants to talk about that

uber driver once told me to cancel the ride and pay him in cash so we both saved money on a £60 drive from the airport
uber ended up charging me a £20 cancellation fee so I ended up paying more lmao

jannBVLLS aren't sissies

I will never go on a bus
It’s beneath me

>>216078028
yeah i like Matt Smith more as well. And Ecclestone

just had an expresso

>Foreign nationals are making nearly 1.9 million benefit claims, according to official estimates.
>A further 1,479,000 benefits claims were made by foreign-born individuals who now hold British citizenship
>Some 30 per cent or 580,000 of all claims were made by foreign nationals who had arrived in the UK as a dependant or family member. Nearly two thirds of these claims (61 per cent) were made by non-EU nationals.

Everyone knew the pakis imported wives were just lounging around on the dole and now the stats are there to prove it

utterly detest this new youtube look wtf

>>216078030
k

>>216078030
she looks better on the left

>>216078058
never understood covering the screen with controls. why not put them UNDER the video like every other media player in existence.

>>216078007
>>216078028
>>216078051
If anyone but Ecclestone is your favourite you're reddit
I'm sorry but that's just how it is

>>216078058
Why cry to us? Tell them directly you boring coward.

>>216078048
this used to be me and I would taxi everywhere but there are literally no white taxi drivers here anymore and I would rather support our public services than the immigrant industry

>>216078030
ive never found chinese hapas look beautiful

>>216078073
formula 1 is reddit now sorry but these days you're not getting away with it

>>216078072
Use your brain for once and you'll work out why
Thick cunt

>>216078073
Tom Baker is my favourite actually

>>216078101
rattled

>>216078101
You're too much of a spastic for me to try to explain this.

boner time yes it is boner time yes
let us all get erections

Reading Youth @ Cardiff

>thick cunt
imagine being this angry at 9am oh my days

had a 1.66kg roast chicken last night, probably the best yet, pretty much just bones remaining

>>216078128
arr rook the same

ello fathah

that man Gordon who plays for newcastle is one of the ugliest lads i've ever seen no offense to him

>>216078128
>Reading youth
>not a book in sight

>>216078128
Are these football ultras?

Whats going on here then

>>216078160
no im not

>>216078167
Is google broke?

>>216078134
looks like a bame cooked that lad, won't be able to taste the chicken now

stroking my penile proboscis

>>216078134
looks good
would destroy/10

>>216078202
catberg

>>216078188
It didnt give me a definitive answer

>>216078167
They tried to move the goalposts of the enquiry so they could avoid talking specifically about gangs of muslim men raping white girls

>>216078167
civil servants trying to manage the inquiry while the victims involved want it to do other things

>>216078199
makes no sense

>>216078167
The government who didn't want the inquiry in the first place surely wouldn't deliberately mess it up would they?

>>216078128
Make this photo black and white and say it's from 1983 and loads of old fellas would jizz over it

might start my own inquiry. not saying what it's about yet but if you want to be involved let me know

>>216078230
>>216078232
Labour can't even do a cover up well

i legit had a policewoman tell me i can't say "pakistani" any more when i reported by neighbour a few years ago things are even worse now

>hundreds of thousands of careworker dependants
>all on the dole
>In YOUR town/village

Will this go down as the worst immigration policy ever concocted?

gfberg is away again and I've drank beer and eaten shit every night since saturday and it's really beginning to feel grim now
how did I do this for years

>>216078258
nah Japan's opening of the gates to India will be much worse

>>216078267
ktim
soon as she's out the door i got the takeaway, booze, fags, and porn on

enjoying a Coca-Cola tm with Kupuno

>>216078055
About 10% of Pakistan's GDP is remittances. Like $37 billion.

is he incel chat?

YN dont know his BIDMAS

get the young fitties posted

>>216078255
Well how do you know they are Pakistani not Indian etc

>>216078258
Mental how being poor and brown means you can come to the UK and sit around doing nothing and the state will pay you but if you are white and from a western country you must have all sorts of credentials and pay a hefty visa fee and NHS surcharge

>>216078275
bidmas is literally the first thing you learn in arithmetic the fuck is wrong with these mongs

>>216078310
um

>>216078313
because i know him? because he's a pakistani immigrant?

>>216078310
alri boggy lad

been sneezing loud enough to disturb the neighbhours after that piss. must had drank and sniffed up some pollen there

>>216078240
it stinky penis time

for me it's bodmas

>>216078310
Always the burger and canny flags posting the noncery. "Not on!" if you ask me.

Jemma, aged 15, was last seen in Kirrawee about 11.30pm yesterday (Tuesday 21 October 2025).

for me it's biomass

right who opened a pack of skips and can i have one

>>216078285
ktimmers
but I feel like shit now and I've got until sunday to go, maybe need a night or two on the wagon

>>216078376
she'd get it

>>216078376
Mental and makes the mind boggle doesn't it

>>216078392
right well she wouldnt would she because she is only 15 years old

>>216078369
Fuck you stupid fucking prick fuck you lad what the fuck is bodmas its bidmas fuck you I hate you why do you call it so wrongly its bidmas you soft cunt

technically everyone is an incel before they lose their virginity

>>216078376
i can save her

>this is misleading
>proceeds to explain it's true
Why are they like this?

>>216078424
don't think 8 year olds are "involuntarily" celibate you fucking nonce case

How can you make your personality around it being involuntary when its perfectly legal mind you to go get yourself some for pay if you dont fancy a few nights at a club.

>>216078444
big can of the creep threads on /gif/

Mass redundancies at work supposed to happen on 31 October and still no one has a clue if they are going or not and who the new management will be, it can't be legal

got the mullvad on iykyk

well that's lance lachlan done then

>>216078455
bit early for cans

>>216078436
They are genuinely mindbroken and retarded
same logic that they 'pay' for motability cars themselves because it comes from their advanced pip allowance

>>216078444
looks a bit young

>>216078455
The big can?

horrible vile cunt me

Quiet today

>>216078520
i'd say too old

:)

toilbergs on her period
can smell it

i never drink... wine

openreach man gave a fucking 5 hour time slot

>>216078587
he's done you

negative thoughts about the government are back

any party rockers (reform voters) in house this morning!!

>>216078559
i know exactly what you mean
i always thought periods smelled like rotting fruit without the sweetness

>>216078600
pack it in lad. Keirs cross at /int/ already, told us he'd get thread shut next week

any party rorkers (reform voters) in house this morning!!

>party rorkers
that's a good one

>>216078587
Tradies live by their own time mate, deal with it

watching this italian bint valentina nappi get her arse ate

Old dried wankstains in me trousey

Thinking about Vince McMahon unironically telling a woman she needed three BBCs in all her holes

>>216078590
that he has
>>216078648
ive got no choice

>>216077959 (OP)
love munching on tomatoes vines me, love the taste of chlorophyll

>>216078632
Rorke votes for the Yorkshire Party

>>216078587
Worst one I had was waiting all day for someone from British Gas to arrive, only for him to turn up, not even attempt to ring my doorbell, get back in his van and attempt to leave. I got a text from British Gas saying I'd missed the appointment because I wasn't home and he was right there on my driveway. Went outside to say I'm here and he just shrugged his shoulders and said can't mate cancelled it now and the fuckers tried to charge me too. Spent all evening on the phone with the cunts until they relented. Never used them again.

i cry with my little japs eye

need the heptarchy back with bretwalda from wessex

seen virgin lad on the train to work someone got on and made him give up his seat lmao he skulked off

Why doesn't the government just cut spending rather than increase taxes?

>>216078695
bro is a caterpillar

i'd like to drink some poison just to see what it's like

might start wearing those round-ish glasses that were popular in the 90s so i can look like canadian rapper snow

Was in Italy this weekend just gone and needed a shit, went to the toilet in this cafe and when I got out this boomer irish woman was stood there like a wife with a rolling pin and started laying into me because there was a big queue of her and her grey haired friends all waiting to use it lol. Didn't accept my genuine apology and stormed into the bathroom and slammed the door.
Stand by the door perhaps instead of the middle of the cafe? Stupid cow.

tradieberg

>>216078787
For me it was the double bridge glasses that were popular in the 80s

>>216078815
very noncey

INFORMER
YA NO SAY DADDY ME SNOW ME I GO BLAME
I LICK HE BOOM BOOM DOWN

>>216078690
cor

>>216078716
pisstake. give them nurses wages i say

tired of suffering. might make someone else suffer to cope

>>216078794
did they have a bidet in the toilet?
i like them in hotel rooms but i would never use a public bidet

>>216078826
For some reason lots of American serial killers wore them, they were obviously the chud glasses of the time.

>>216078802
:3

>>216078794
>started laying into me
ooof madone hope you shagged her arse

>>216078855
not the same style

>>216078716
British Gas are fucking terrible I had so many issues with them, never ever use them.

this breakfast is so fucking shit i cant be arsed

>>216078815
>>216078855
one of the early comedy videos on youtube was on this topic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVcyNANK5cY

1488

>>216078787
>>216078815
r8 my chudcel glasses

mad that the charity shop scope was called 'national spastics society' until 1994
"yeah love just popping down the road to the spastics society"

>>216078879
loved this nigga back in the day

>>216078894
Interesting colour, these are mine

>>216078898
leftypols bird

>>216078914
only pic i could find of the frames, mine are gold but with tortoiseshell ear thingies

who's your favorite transformer lads

>>216078898
corrr bitches like this are amazing in bed

>>216078879
lmao this guy in 2025 would be crucified

i don’t think you realise how much of the industrial revolution was spearheaded by immigrants and foreign workers

>>216078914
very, very rorke

>>216078938
i don't watch chinese cartoons sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOiwODsDtkw
One of the absolute all-time classic YouTube 2000s skit vids imo, they tried to bury it in the search results but it's back to the top now

>>216078914
based hugo boss wearer i rock the tortoiseshell myself

>>216078951
and it's been a disaster for the human race, coincidence?

>>216078665
BUT EVEN FARTHER

infoooooormer
dbdb dbd bdbdbd dbdb dbd
licky boom boom down

>>216078967
based tortoiseshell enjoyer

my party trick is that i can sing all of informer by snow without stumbling over the lyrics, unless i'm drink, which i obviously will be if i'm at a party

out for brekkie with mumberg lads x

had tortoiseshell glasses once this lad took them off me in a pub to try them on and never gave them back, i called the bouncer on him and the bouncer didn't do shit. everyone laughed while i had to go home without glasses.

>>216079026
>drink
i meant drunk, sorry lads i'm drunk

Prime Minister Sir Nigel Farage

>>216078879
bad do when Everyday Normal Guy lyrics are literally me

>>216078952
leftypol glasses

>>216078871
licky bum bum down

>>216079030
Everything there is fucking RAW

>>216079054
leftypol is desperately trying to fear monger its so pathetic

>>216078939
but the smell...

mad how you just randomly run into trannies sometimes in real life now, i thought they didn't exist outside the internet

>>216079054
>Reform MP for my constituency has a PhD, runs his own business, is successful
>Labour bloke who won worked at Halfords and lives at home with his mum

>>216079088
good i hope she also farts on my balls when we fuck cowgirl

>black culture
>look inside
>it's just complaining about whites and accusing other races of worshipping white people

>>216079030
scran paler than me goth bird back in day

>>216079097
I've met some older ones and it's fucking disturbing being around them, basically some old bloke wearing fake tits and makeup, makes me feel ill. It's witnessing someone's fetish in public.

>>216079097
loads of them in my city
ugly blokes dressed like little girls
ugly fat lezzas with beards and glittery walking canes
fucking hate them

no bigger scam than insurance companies
Pay them your whole life then when you need them most they refuse to pay out

post somethink ridonculus boys, got to toil a couple more hours and want something of note on return

>>216079139
Can I have a job at your company

Pulled a muscle in my back so skipping the gym but feel guilty for it, I'll be obese tomorrow.

the diet has failed

having my last roll of the dice t b h lads, losing weight and getting trim to see if i can shag (31 years old) if not then i'll be merking mans own self

any goated with the sauce lads in?

pathetic weak fat man who lacks any will power me, might get on the injections

scranning the half time orange

>>216079188
why are Muslims like this

>>216079215
Getting fit made absolutely no difference for my love life because I'm still a shut in.

>>216079175
clipped the middle bit to make this funnier

>>216079245
becomes easy after a week, dont even feel hungry anymore

sexy girls and their sex

>>216079284
PHWOAR!

I would love to just beat up a black woman. They're violent, trashy, rude, aggressive and have no personality or interests beyond sex

>>216079245
Loooool there are no shortcuts buddy. You’ll regret it.

>>216079290
Very incellish post. Grow up.

>>216079300
I regret everything

>>216079300
Fatties on the injections lose weight too fast and are left with so much excess skin they look like a flying squirrel

>>216079301
it's true tho

Toilberg on his teams meeting kick today again. Wish I could just burn it all down

i was dropping 1kg a week without injections and didnt end up with loose skin

playing strip Bloodborne

>>216079358
Would take teams meeting over irl ones any day

women are pengest when they don't try

all these tiktok whores doing the "i'm so cute and trad" shit is embarrassing. you're a whore for recording yourself and posting cringe in an attempt to cultivate a loser orbit.

STATE

>>216079374
>i was dropping 1kg a week
Easy to do when you weigh 125kg at 5’8

>>216079392
>12
state inded

>>216079374
What the fuck
Were you 300kg or something

>>216079381
Prefer irl desu, I'm constantly sleepy and I can't stay awake in front of a screen.
Also having to wait 10min just so some old fart can figure out how to screeshare a basic excel spreadsheet is mental torture

>>216079392
>tattoos at 12

>>216079392
'king hell

>>216079399
>>216079402
not him but if you read about fasting it's not hard. one meal a day, gets very easy after a few days and is the fastest safest way to lose weight

fat redditors and retards will tell you "you'll just gain it back!!" but there is literally no reason you would gain it back, your body doesn't "remember" how fast you lost the fat

I don't follow celebrities bro

>>216079399
>>216079402
i was 128kg and 6'3 dropped 1kg a week until i got to about 110 then it slowed down

>>216079385
true

tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgvQ1C1eMTg

>>216079427
rapist glasses

suddenly fancy a lamb madras and keema naan

>lunch in the office today will be provided for free: :)
>it will be sushi: :(

>>216079054
What's with that random green constituency in Norfolk?

black women will drag down any black girl who doesn't act like a stereotype and then wonder why nobody likes black women

kier starmer
granny harmer

True warriors holding out

>>216079030
Is that an AI trekkie brekkie?

>>216079418
Eating once a day is just more convenient and your body becomes very accustomed to it. Been doing it for well over a decade, always been slim despite eating lots of calorie dense foods when it's mealtime. It's to the point where I feel dick if I eat in the morning and I don't get hungry until 7 in the evening.
People only gain back after the 'jection or diets because they don't change their habits. They keep falling for the liquid jew (soda) and the snackstein and wonder why they can't lose weight. News flash retard, a "diet", "high protein" cereal bar is still a fucking sugar bomb that will fuck you up.

bumbaclarted pussyclarted
do not get devilman started

listening to this thing called music idk if you lads know about it

>>216079392
its a snapchat filter or something relax

wish i had the type of skill set and abilities required to work on a farm
feels like pure bliss just manning the land, being in a big field just you and your agricultural machinery, bit of a slow drive round the country lanes in your tractor corrr need that life me

>>216079466
Waveney Valley, straddles south Norfolk and north Suffolk, current MP is the previous co-leader of the Green Party. I've got a mate from Bungay and it sounds like they're all weirdos down there.

>>216079502
gay boy feels dick in the morning haha

>>216079030
was that cooked on the back of an iphone 6

>>216079503
ME BLOODCLIT

>>216079532
I'm done

>>216079502
posts like this are pointless because fatties will ignore them and normal sized humans already know it

>>216079521
Farm labourers are thick as shit mate, you just need to be a mindless robot..

>>216079524
Must be something in the water

>>216079502
>News flash retard, a "diet", "high protein" cereal bar is still a fucking sugar bomb that will fuck you up.
Not quite, most are low sugar but you have to check.

>>216079557
You'd think so but there's still non fatties who think you must eat three times a day like lmao you think hunter gatherers woke up at 8 in the morning and had a bowl of cereal too. Had toilberg literally tell me skipping meals is very bad and you must eat in the morning or else you'll die or smth

I’m not getting any better at coding I just stagnated

IM ZUTTED
https://vocaroo.com/17syMzCV30In

poor little incel

>>216079557
theres women at work that have been on a so called diet for the past 5 years and look exactly the same or in some cases even fatter than when they started

think people underestimate how many calories are in things, particularly processed slop. the average bint in my office is probably consuming about 400 calories from the coffees they drink

mental how you can't discuss a single political topic or play devil's advocate in person without someone emotionally breaking down and screaming at you or then trying to use christianity as a defence despite not being christian or having read an ounce of the bible

protein bars are really good i just treat them like a normal chocolate bar

I'm enjoying a carefree Autumntide.

just contacted my GP

>>216079560
but those big machines look complicated lad wouldn't know where to start

Hunter gatherers used to put a thick slice of dinosaur tail on the makeshift griddle in the morning

>>216079611
holy neekiness

>>216079622
They're fucking expensive, those grenade bars, which are tasty tbf cost about £2

who dem
sue dem

>>216079584
That's missing the point. Instead of putting more calories in their mouth they should start wondering why they feel the urge to do so and whether there's an alternative. If you have a healthy diet there is no such thing as cravings, hunger pains or even hunger, eating "healthy" smacks is less than a crutch, it's delusional.

the protein meme has grabbed the normoids in its oppressive claw, just stick 'high in protein' in the packaging and charge double the price

>>216079618
They definitely do, but people also don't know how to lose weight. I've seen fatties go 'I'm on a diet so I'm having salad for lunch' which won't fill them up and they'll just pig out on snacks. All you have to do is eat less and exercise more, it really isn't difficult.
>>216079669
No you're right but fatties are addicted to sugar which is why they get cravings.

>>216079659
worth it, i go mental at the health food section whenever i want one and just grab a bunch
it's always stuff like peanut or peanutbutter, vanilla and that so guaranteed to be tasty

>>216079672
lil bro is noticing things from 2018 keep it up

business idea: glass that doesn't shatter into sharp shards

>>216079618
my mum has been on a diet since i was born and she is 16 stones buying diet-labelled food like high protein bars and M&S "healthy choice" ready meals that add up to like 800 calories you can eat in 30 seconds

Morning team. Porridge with honey and apple juice for breakfast. Driving lesson soon

>>216079672
LOL. I gave near enough this advice to multiple consumer brands back when I worked at a branding agency in 2023.

literally every time i see a boriswave jeet they're on the phone yapping to someone. following me on the road? yapping. coming to my door? yapping? sat on the side of the road? yapping.

what is so important that all of them are on the phone about all the time?

>>216079616
farting position. that's how i sit when i'm about to fart on catberg.

the neets seething that toilers can afford the higher protein option while they wither away

>>216079672
reddit and fitness influencers aren't helping by telling people they need 300 grams a day lmao

>>216079680
meal prep is fail proof but most people are too lazy to do it

>>216079710
they have full inner lives that they share with others. you?

>>216079727
exhibit A: >>216079727
mongs think somehow you will atrophy to anorexic levels if you don't keep chomping on those protein gimicks

>>216079741
fucked it, here is the exhibit A >>216079719

wfh toil is kinda boring because there's fuck all to do but I still have to "do" stuff
got the games on at the moment while I click about in the emails that I've already read and replied to

>>216079727
almost everyone is getting the protein they need without even trying, 60-80g is fine for the average person so there's really no need to seek out specific high protein options unless you're a gym bro

>>216079636
General Pussyclaart

>>216079758
only thing i miss about office is that at home i don't get to see peng office women in their tight little skirts and their exposed cleavage

not skin & bone incels weighing in on how to maintain muscle discussion I cba

>>216079696
already exists mate

spotlight uh
moonlight uh

back from Barnsley

Makes me laugh that ALDI puts high protein on packs of cooked chicken. Who is stupid enough to not know that

>>216079766
noooo i need 2 grams per kg of body weight like an olympic athlete even though i never lift weights !!!! reddit said it!!!!

>>216079777
very high protein post this one

>>216079784
a big man like you must eat a lot of protein

>>216079758
get an external mouse mover (obviously not one that connects to your laptop) so you don't need to click and things while fucking about

Just had 28g of protein in a little yoghurt thingy

*drinks a 50p protein shake*
big protein in shambles

>>216079758
>>216079758
wfhtoil is comfy though. currently in my jammies lying on sofaberg with my laptop on my tummy. cant do that in an office

>>216079680
>but fatties are addicted to sugar which is why they get cravings
Anything to avoid the core of the issue, which is that processed sugar is literally a drug that should be regulated.
>>216079672
High protein is the new low fat, and sugar-free, it will run its course soon enough and a new corporate buzzword will take over once people realize it does literally nothing.
>>216079766
No you need to eat enough protein to get kidney damage or else you'll turn to dust

Might get the Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds DS games. Don't like emulating DS games as the dual screens looks shit on anything except a DS

Interesting how the most runtish communities (reddit, incel forums, etc) have been pushing high protein diets, clearly isn't doing much for them.

don’t reply to it

If I look up a brand and see it has a "High Protein" range, I mentally discard it forevermore.

High quality brands don't have to resort to such cheap gimmicks.

>>216079855
two screens but didn't ask on either of them

Protein is overrated anyway. I consume 120-140g per day from normal foods and that's enough to be stronger than almost everyone else at the gym with their gay little consumerist shakes and protein bars.

>>216079883
>normal foods
Such as?

>>216079797
k lil brother

>>216079902
>>216079902

Vegetables are poisonous

>>216079892
Milk, yogurt, eggs, meat, fish etc.

I'm an athlete so I need a lot of protein
What sport you ask?
Fortnite tournaments n that