Thread 216078895

>old granny asked me if the train was the correct one
God how old are you granny cant you think for yourself what have you been doing for the hundred years

>>216078895 (OP)
there's a joke here about how everyone getting onto a train will ask other passengers if this is the train to x. desu trains aren't clearly labelled and the platform numbers are confusing sometimes. also sometimes trains switch without warning.

>>216078919
>rains aren't clearly labelled and the platform numbers are confusing
This is how Harry ended up in Hogwarts.

>>216078958
king's cross station is actually fine but most stations don't even have platform numbers clearly displayed

>>216078981
Label them with your dick.

>>216078919
Its just lines bruv. Granny just senile and incompetent

>>216078981
Glasgow to Edinburgh its just a long line

>>216078895 (OP)
Read it as tranny at first

>>216079032
Have sex with granny and cure yourself chud

>>216078895 (OP)
Why are old people so useless and smelly, they all have old people smell

>>216078919
I fucking hate trains, ungodly communist beast machines, muh fucking platform muh fucking railway timetables muh fucking trainspotting

Heroin is cool

>>216078895 (OP)
I'd ask too if I had to use the Deutsche Bahn

>>216079214
Quod sumus hoc eritis

>>216079395
well trains in india are a nightmare

Thread ruined, pack it up

>>216079431
turns you hero

>>216079447
ICE trains are speedy

>>216079431
He died because of cat poop

>>216078895 (OP)
Same.
How the fuck is this even possible? And it's not just old farts but also others. Like, MOTHERFUCKERS, just read the map.
What's worse, you give them the directions and then they go and ask another one the same thing!
Fuck them! I don't even bother nowadays and just shrug.

>>216079507
cute apu <3

I would never trust a German telling me which train I should take desu.

>>216079588
Sometimes i lie

>>216079765
>I would never trust a German
>>216079780
>Sometimes i lie

>>216079780
I'm not malicious enough to give them wrong directions despite the temptation.
I just shrug and say "I don't know" then walk away so they can fuck off.

Theres a czech bus driver is our small town who doesnt know the stops or German and whenever someone asks if he drives to x he says no. Hes been here for years

>>216079588
bf3 ahh place