Thread 216081731

Once again, mental that I'd be more upset if a girlfriend confessed she used to shag blacks, than if she used to let dog lick her fanny. Knotting might be about equal with blackshagging but it's close.

Pocket Monsters

Gotta
catch `Em All ..

I know It`s My
destiny !!

UM x

>>216081751
you've never had a girlfriend in your life though

the scran so far:
3 eggs (21g)
1 slice sourdough seeded bread (11.8g)
1 pint high protein soya milk (25g)
1 tin kidney beans (16.4g)
75g rice (6g)
100g mixed veg (3.7g)
30g cheese (9.7g)
30ml high polyphenol olive oil (0g)
30g kimchi (0.3g)
total: 93.9g protein
calories: don't care I'm not bent

rorke maths

>>216081792
Believe what you want, all my exes were more racist than me

>>216081811
Lard arse

>>216081811
>soya milk
>im not bent

>>216081811
Genetically engineered bait

>>216081818
greg is a big fan of pegging he's obviously a leftypol

crying and pooing

>>216081792
t. femoid

>>216081811
>only had two small meals (all plain ingredients like eggs on toast and beans+cheese)
Looks like your shitpost earlier was missing some crucial information, wasn't it?

>"I'm done playing around with these other fellas, Anon"
>"I want you"
>"You're my forever lover"

*teleports behind you*

>>216081811
carnichuds seething at this murder-free meal

Also how is cheese a plain ingredient it's literally the resui of months of processing.

imagine being next in line to the throne
wouldn't bother me
but it would blow you lots minds i bet

DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK

my poos smell like millipede defensive secretions

>>216081902
I'VE BEEN QUEER FOR YEARS

Someone make a good post then

/brit/ on one screen, youtube on the other
that's how it be these days

>Dialga has the power to control time: it can warp time by either speeding it up, slowing it down, reversing it, or stopping it altogether.
Dialdo
Is

the most

Evil
Pocket Monster ..

Ate a whole baguette. My protein? Through the roof see you later skellies

The Winter Coat.

>>216081924
Okay! Um.. Oh dear haha, my minds gone blank... Uhh

>>216081908
excuse me squire, where do you keep your truffle oil?

>>216081936
alri mouse hows it going pal

>>216081908
get his bennies stopped his mum has admitted he can work get him sent down the toilmines

Need something to watch that will keep me awake for exactly 2 hours

>>216081924
i’m in no mood for that

>>216081942
I ate a baguette yesterday as well
it all expanded in my belly

>>216081936
he is not evil like giratina
palkia and dialga are required for balance of the world

>>216081908
he looks like a nice fella, why does he keep being posted here

look at how the parasite latches on (he acts this way because he is a parasite)

>>216081908
This bloke has to have a minder/carer with him at all times and Waitrose didn't want to open a legal can of worms of paying 2 blokes for only 1 of them very very slowly organising a shelf

>>216081811
>no meat
>im not bent
lmao

>>216081972
Was expecting the camera to explode. A bit disappointed I must say

Me? Fried eggs, steak and green beans in garlic for breakfast. Katsu chicken and rice for lunch with kimchi. For dinner I'll have salmon soup with potatoes. Love eating animal flesh me>>216081945

on the fizzy juice

>>216082004
the incel supper

>>216081989

so the Aussie was right
>mentalist has a job he likes
>woman gets involved
>tries to get money, gets him fired instead
>loses the job he liked doing just because

>>216082004
retard phoneposter

Every episode of Bernard's Watch must've been like a horror film to ol' Mouse

>>216081989
Mental that tards like this are desperate to work, even for free, yet full time work takes so much from me that I have no energy left for anything else and I think about suicide on an hourly basis

so jokes when little bitter incel says no one here has girlfriends. I couldn’t have avoided getting a gf if I tried

>>216081986
brangley

>>216082041
woman moment
com home beutiful let me give u a foot massage...

>>216082023
Vegan identified.
>>216082028
I'm at work ya sad cunt

>>216082024
You could say that's mental

>>216082002
you cant post that mate
the starmtroopers will be across the channel to pick you up

my twink feet fucking stink

>>216081983
presumably because he is retarded. supermarkets in the uk have some kind of obligation to hire spackers who are maybe capable of doing half the work of normal staff but are paid the same.

Mouselad are you big into the Pokemon lore then? Love a bit of legendary lore desu, especially the original dragon stuff from gen 5

bradley when a piece of the sun 1 metre across is teleported into the chase studio >>216081986

>>216082089
wof woof woof

how is poor old rapidash meant to compete with arcanine and ninetales

Assby-de-la-Poos, Leicestershire

>>216082104
*stomp*

shrieking at the photo of the fat baby in the news
>Woman who gave birth to gigantic 13-pound baby reveals truth about brutal delivery
proper fat it is but I don't feel comfortable posting photos of babies on 4chan ok

>>216082107
fucking shouting

>>216082104
what does that even meaaaaaaa
and ninetails is a random fox idk why they are joined in with this

should i get KFC or mcdonalds?

>>216082028
Hi

>>216082089
Um pics x

harvey wildgoose's killer due to be sentenced

If I ever see Bradley irl I'm gonna whip out /brit/ and alert him to whats going on here - he needs to know

>>216082126
All two stage gen 1 fire types, use your brain

>>216082131
kfc for sure

When people talk about life or living the life of their dreams and stuff like that, what do they mean? I can only think of mountain climbing, skydiving and things like that. I don't want to do those things myself but that's my idea of what people who want to live life to the fullest do.

>>216082153
I'm going to the taping of the Xmas special next week mate so I'll let him know

>>216082150
Look forward to the pathetic slap on the wrist he gets and him being out and back in society in his mid-20s

>>216082156
scream

>>216082154
well horses are prey animals so youre comparing them with two predators
even though rapidash is best because the trainer can ride them

>retarded phoneposter
he said, sitting at this his epic desktop communication battle centre LOL time to grow up you can post on the move now

>>216082159
Sex with strangers in different spaces

>>216082166
but it's not xmas yet

>>216082153
The whole cast at Chasers HQ is well aware, lad.
You think the Bradley gimmick is organic? Lol.
It's all bought and paid for.

>you can post on the move now
Posted from your mobility scooter?

rapidash looks poggers in Pokemon Go because it has to spam triangles to make the fire and it looks cool most of the time (maybe its only on my settings though)

ribbed for her pleasure

>>216082153
Bradders knows all about 4chan
It was on The Chase once
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761134276658711.webm
>>216082187
Next Sunday it looks like it's taping

>>216082182
SCREAMING

>>216082208
horse cock...

im baby

>>216081811
protein mongs are fucked in the head

>>216082131
burger king

>whats rickrowled?
>its when Rick Ast-
>ohh I see
rare old man moment (rare in the last 10 years)

Four chan home page

um hi

cutting back the passion flower

>>216081908
Rorke van Cheadle

thinking of wanking to gen z boss in a miniskirt
very arousing to me for some reaason

had 903949827482g of protein and 0 calories today

definitely very sexy in that miniskirt

>>216082230
bf fucks me in the arse actually x

>>216082181
i can ride a ninetales if you know what i meme

>>216082263
hi

>>216082191
poor old autistic Anne

the range rover

>>216081877
>the Traninator

wankmong on a madness whoa tell us more do you pull up and down or side to side

>>216082221
is jadeposting going to be a thing now

got the burner laptop out

>>216081811
mental how this makes them seethe. the very idea that one could be fit and vegetarian is enough to short circuit their brains.

>>216081908
Poor guy..

>>216082325
nonce

I was 15 when this woman was born.

someones stolen my internet wire again for fucks sakes

>>216082349
that's as big a gap as the one between her tits

>>216082349
And yet she looks as old as either one of us

>>216082349
youre 40?

>>216082349
I want to lie down with my face on her lap and suckle on those things.

that kind of weather where u need to wear a jumper but when you get back to the house ur drowned in sweat fkin hell I’m roasting

>>216082349
spoiler that hog

imagine having huge tits and trying to hide them from everyone pretending youre just a normal person

>>216082296
hehehe

>>216082406
prehistoric gimmick

>>216082395
yeah i was on my bike last week and was sweaty after

>>216082408
why because everyone will be like, AWOOGA awooga even though youre fit anyway

my laptop turns into the burner laptop when I load up a game
(it burn my leg)

>>216082329
bet you're a skinny-fat runt

sisterberg has a gap between her tits

guyz if I have a super off peak train ticket can I use it on a off peak train if it’s the same departure and destination just an hour later??

arm on my glasses is cutting into my ear

>>216082468
oh no you've done me! *yawns*

>>216082471
have u sniffed her knickers yes or no

>>216082484
kys gingerpedo

>>216082471
can i come over and fill it with my knob?

>>216082484
big cathy megawank on the cards today?

>>216082504
wtf no

howling at this post and its replies

>>216079656

>>216082484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGUwKuaOuo0

>>216082503
thought so lol

cheese and chutney sandwich for lunch x

Itty bitty titties and a SPAFF

>>216082434
you wouldnt be able to do anything or go anywhere without thinking fucking hell its obvious ive got huge tits and everyone knows it

im made of granite

>>216082555
why contain it

>>216082550
immafuckincum

>>216082544
i'll take you seriously when you post body, pudgy little shit. i could squat and deadlift more at 15 than you can ever hope to in your whole life.

I'm made of custard

Been wanking to ai generated pics of anime chicks with huge cocks I'm a wrongun but can't quit

do americans really

NEW

>>>/tv/215410148
>>>/tv/215410148
>>>/tv/215410148

>>216082576
rattled fatty

Work is at a complete standstill, three emails all day and not a single peep on teams.

>>216082555
*its over*

I suspect you're both quite fat and haven't lifted a weight in your entire life
I am also fat but I deadlift 350kg and squat 250kg (could do more but I suffered a knee injury in my 20s)

if u post from a desktop ur a top loser and thats just what it is

>>216082395
stop wearing polyester it's not breathable

I didnt rush into things, took it slow watching black men pumping loads into fertile white women begging for their superior black genes. I've learned to watch and worship your big black cocks, training myself to enjoy your dominance without the grunt work of gooning. As I watch your big black cocks reach depths I never will it is inevitable that I will submit to you with my weak white seed while yours deposits itself deep into white pussy. I want to take this moment to give my thanks and prayers to your big black cocks and their right to rule white pussy. I will never compare nor compete against your black might; and to the black man that fucked my redheaded mom raw with his big black cock, you are better than me.

>>216082742
yeah cats love being warm dont they

>>216082706
Getting yourself off the sofa doesn't count as a deadlift

>>216082725
but you've turned off auto capitalization or have manually just lowercased on a mobile so that's quite grim
>>216082764
does

I don't lift weights

>>216082706
sure buddy, we believe you (100kg difference between a squat and a deadlift is one only a liar could pretend to have)

>>216081818
Nigga is close to discovering compounding interest

I've never been raped

>>216082777
FOY

>>216082787
Ye I made it all up I'm sitting at my desk contemplating a second mini roll :3

>>216082796
Me? Raped my own arse.

I don't need to lift weights. My porn addiction is a burden heavier than any weight could ever be...

>>216082796
not yet

>>216082796
…yet

my eyelashes are good but not my eyebrows

>>216082826
>>216082830
why did this make my thighs squeeze together wtf

vinted wank soon

>>216082821
Cute!

>>216081861
He actually loves Peggle and who doesn't love Peggle

you don't have to post everything that comes to mind you know?

>>216081782
In the minds of leftists if you're not tolerant to ideas that are completely against the norm in Britain you're anti British
"Tolerance" is one of our core British values don't you know! Nevermind it's leftists and that decided that's the case

right back to my work u little rats chat later

>>216082876
lmao i thought i was the only one who ordered underwear from there for the posh spaff

>>216082888
*slaps your arse hard*

got poo on my bollocks again

I don't want to get a willy infection from farting in my pants so I pull my bum out and fart so fart particles don't get into my wee hole

mental that our statistics in all areas of life are skewed by simply having a 40% muslim/indian population.

>>216082941
i pull my penis out when farting to get the desired effect

>>216082949
but fart might still linger in the pants fibres

right let's settle this
jane from tarzan
is she more of a brcc kind of girl, or a dickdrainers megawhore

>>216082961
well i've never had a penis infection despite farting my times in my life

>>216082846
sex sex

If I'd had a big knob I would have done porn 100%

>>216082966
i think you need to spend less time on the internet you porn-sick loser

>>216082961
you're more likely to get a penis infection from putting it into a vagina
much more likely

>>216082949
>>216082961
I completely strip off and move to a different room every time I need to fart for maximum safety
Not worth the risk is it

a transformer just blew up somewhere in my neighbourhood and it lit up the sky like a nuclear bomb went off

>>216082945
>Dimension 1
>Dimension 2
>bunch of circles
Damn a lot of sciencing must've gone into this one

>>216082993
answer the question diego

>>216083000
Australia 1AM morning

>>216083000
please say it wasn't bumblebee
he my favourite

Need a pooey-bummed Emma Watson gf.

>>216083000
wasn't optimus prime i hope

>>216083006
Feel free to use your might powers of curiosity and intellect to look it up

>>216083006
used a two scale definition of cultural values (probably social and economic). then used k means algorithm to cluster outcomes. this is very standard.

>>216083000
Exciting, like living in a die hard film! I wish my life had some thrill to it like yours does.

Farting at work rn, colleagueberg in the 'en space isn't going to like that one!

gooner civil wars

>>216083038
blog on you boring bastard

Mrs Justice Ellenbogen has lifted the Section 45 reporting restriction, allowing us to name the boy who killed Harvey Willgoose.

The defendant, also 15, is Mohammed Umar Khan.

>>216083046
This man is a nonce freak

>>216083046
what's raceplay? examples?

>>216082846
unlucky. both mine are sexy as hell

>>216083046
im with her completely trans is fine raceshit is GAY i know mousey will back me up on this

erm...lads?

>>216083062
>scared by polysyllabic words
low IQ rattled

>>216083041
little passive aggressive limpet of a man

>>216083038
>>216083037
erm a specific 19th century jewish schizo didn't tell me to believe in this so im going to have to reject it out of hand

mmm danone

>>216083083
Socioeconomic factors innit

well well well

Greetings, friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay, eternal happiness is just a dollar away.

nigga named willgoose

>>216083065
>>216083083
leftypol: blind eye mode: activate!!!

>>216083038
We would've been between cyprus and turkey and below romania if this were accurate, not right next to the wipypo/anglo circle

what's a paki doing at a catholic school anyway

willy goose

LMAO reddit is banning anyone who mentions the killer's name even though it's public now and they've been demanding to know for months!

>>216083046
hate this disgusting tranny

>>216083139
That part of Sheffield is right on the border of a paki-infested shithole neighbourhood and a white working class one, it is like a DMZ

>>216083132
How so?

>>216083160
leftypol damage control squads whirring into action

Don't let a silly name distract you from the fact lads that a white child was murdered by a brown refugee

>Harvey Willgoose's killer is due to be sentenced at Sheffield Crown Court by Dame Naomi Ellenbogen
he's going to get a slap on the wrist isn't he

>>216083113
who could have predicted this turn of events

just another random isolated incident, right leftypol?

wonder how different the world would be if the average lifespan was 40 years

>>216083212
we'd all be dead at 40 on average i reckon

>>216083195
He and his family will be moved out of their migrant hotel and put into a persimmons new build in Leicester

>>216081474
can't believe we've seen the fabled rorkeychops, alongside the legendary leftypops

despite everything, I've got my bum out

mad how mental it all is

>>216083223
could be

glod

>>216083266
alistair would love this post

giving my lower back a little scratch

slug

When are we all going to admit there is a problem

>I do raceplay on my OF!
gross!

whispering sweet nothings into my cpap machine

>>216083308
who are you quoting

rorke when the thai chick on hellotalk asks for a selfie

>>216083308
me when i pretend to do the 110m hurdles

popping over to the paki shop, want anything?

>I do raceplay on my OF!
>*stabs a white child*
Hey you have to appreciate how authentic they're willing to go

so this is rorke and leftypol

>>216083250
found out today that pouring liquids down the drain is a crime

>>216083297
Yeah we need digital IDs

>>216083353
had a police officer take my vodka off me and pour it down the drain the other day before he drove me home

>>216083184
Greeks are a bunch of balkan churls

>>216083337
>want anything?
just want my country back.

CHURCHILL WARNED US ABOUT BLAIR

https://youtu.be/yYyq__nwrA4?t=38

the scent of a woman's arse is divine

They fought for Europe against jewish capitalist plutocracy and Bolshevism.

>>216083250
Anarcho Tyranny update

>>216083402
Lois is a slag why would you fuck her

why are artists so fragile?

>>216083406
what's mental is that churchill lost the election after having won the war

>>216083297
shout out that one lad who has the sun shining right on him

>>216083337
quavers

>>216083431
>.jp
Average day for them desu

>>216083410
so you think that the smell of shit is divine? get a load of this bent bastard lol

business idea: crucifixion

>>216083441
God's chosen rorke.

>>216083470
of the bollocks

>>216083431
doesnt look like a very quick or pleasant place to die

first mince pie of the year down the hatch

I've completely transvaluated my moral values lately lads.

I now identity with Sparta, Rome and the SS.

>>216083447
me when god smites me for wanking my woilly

>>216083455
Japan has a lower suicide rate tham the US

im horrible and evil

>>216083503
What about Ur?

im beautiful and good

>>216083458
you need to be over 18 to post on this site

Well the sheepses are out

>>216083529
Ah yes. Very mature isn't it, talking about how divine women's arses smell. All grown up now.

>>216083555
don't like sheepbergs they make too much noise

whens the fucking footy on then

>>216083503
speak Latin, Greek, and German do you
hopefully better than English

>>216083578
>>216083578
>>216083578