Thread 216083074

Repeat after me:

You will never get married.

You will never have sex without paying for it.

You will die alone.

You will never go on a date.

You will always be seen as creepy.

You will never father children.

You have disappointed your parents.

You are damaged by your loneliness beyond repair.

Your life is not a movie, there will be no sudden plot twists.

You will never make breakfast for two.

Women can sense you are damaged.

No one will be there for you, you won't be there for anyone.

Regrets and thoughts of missed chances will always be there with you.

You are this generation's boogeyman.

You are getting older and you are beginning to notice it.

It's too late to turn things around.

Your distractions will not fulfill you.

There is no place for you in a society that values achievement above all.

A girl will never smile at you.

Blind anger is as pathetic as despair.

You are the genetic scum that gets washed out with every generation.

Natural selection will not have mercy on you.

Your remaining friends are starting lives of their own.

You are being sold false hope.

It's too late to achieve the milestones you missed.

You will never get your youth back.

No one is coming to save you.

No one cares.

There is no way out.

It will not get better.

It's over.

It never began.

>>216083074 (OP)
You didn't have to truke me like that bro

>>216083074 (OP)
Is this what you have printed on your wall Rajesh?

>>216083074 (OP)
This doesn't apply to me because I have a girlfriend thoughbeit

I am already married but thanks for demotivating other anons

repeat after me:

shut the fuck up

touch grass

hit gym

get a job

get a life

get help

take meds

stop bitching

no one cares

boohoo nigga

sucks to be you

>>216083704
Does it apply to you anon is that why you're crying

>>216083704
I would add
>Apply for squid game and win

>>216083771
Did you quote the wrong person or are you retarded because I am clearly being satirical to this shittiest poster on /int/ which is OP and I am not at all crying
>flag
lmao hue get buried in a wall
>>216083837
did I ask nigger? lol second worst flag

>>216083889
>did I ask nigger? lol second worst flag
Bye

>>216083074 (OP)
You will never get married.

You will never have sex without paying for it.

You will die alone.

You will never go on a date.

You will always be seen as creepy.

You will never father children.

You have disappointed your parents.

You are damaged by your loneliness beyond repair.

Your life is not a movie, there will be no sudden plot twists.

You will never make breakfast for two.

Women can sense you are damaged.

No one will be there for you, you won't be there for anyone.

Regrets and thoughts of missed chances will always be there with you.

You are this generation's boogeyman.

You are getting older and you are beginning to notice it.

It's too late to turn things around.

Your distractions will not fulfill you.

There is no place for you in a society that values achievement above all.

A girl will never smile at you.

Blind anger is as pathetic as despair.

You are the genetic scum that gets washed out with every generation.

Natural selection will not have mercy on you.

Your remaining friends are starting lives of their own.

You are being sold false hope.

It's too late to achieve the milestones you missed.

You will never get your youth back.

No one is coming to save you.

No one cares.

There is no way out.

It will not get better.

It's over.

It never began.

>>216083074 (OP)
Yawn. Tell me something I don't know zzz

Nah I'm a mega giga normie I just find this site funny

>>216083889
Do you have a girlfriend?

>>216083074 (OP)
A spent a few years in the army, a few years in the can, so here I am. Half a wise-guy, so what?

>>216083074 (OP)
Probably

Already did with a 10-11 year old multiple times when I was 7-8. I couldn't ejaculate at the time though since I've only started to leak semen when I was around 10 years old.

Everyone will

Already did when I was 19 with my ex highschool teacher who was 28 at the time

Some woman think that I'm a creep, yes. Most of them don't.

Probably

I didn't though. Their expectations on me were pretty low when I was 13 or so and after that, I've succeed in most areas when we're talking about education and professional career

Yes

A lot of them happened unironically yesterday though

Already did hundreds if not thousands of times for my grandma and for my ex roommates

Probably

My family is here for me and vice versa. They won't be here forever though so you might be right at the end

I think that happens with everyone except with that fictional character from Hokuto No Ken who punched his soul into heaven

Not really, I've seen worse

That happens with most people after they hit 25, but yeah. Most of my current friends are around 10 years younger than me.

Nah, I still have 4 more years to turn things around when we're talking about something that I've dropped a few years ago. If we're talking about women, yeah you're probably right. I mean, my dad met the love of his wife at 36 after a life of disappointing relationships with tens if not more than a hundred women. He even said to his current wife that he had given up in relationships and she'd eventually get tired of his shit and leave him like all the others did. So I might still have a chance since we're pretty much alike.

That happens with most humans though. Most of us are forever searching for something else like that Pink Floyd song called "what shall we do now"

I've achieved multiple things though

A lot of them did

I agree, martial arts and dealing with the worse of society made me control control my emotions through the years.

You're probably right on that one as well

You're right.

>>216083074 (OP)
>>216085206
They already or always did, but we're still friends

Not really. There's no one filling my head with bullshit thoughts besides my mom when she tries to sell me religion

As I've said, I still have 4 more years.

No one will

The cops, the paramedics and the firefighters might.

My family do

I agree

I've been through worse times

Not yet if we're not talking about women

It did though, the problem was mostly during puberty and after. Before that, it was okayish.

>>216083074 (OP)
Will get married soon, all of /int/ is invited. Wear something traditional, like a Sherwani. And sorry Anglos, no forks.

>>216083074 (OP)
YWNBAW

>>216083074 (OP)
its over