Thread 216083578

Rorke's least favourite crisps edition

wanted to be a fireman when I was little. would have been lush.

Had my driving lesson. Was alright. Instructor said I have poor spatial awareness on my left side

he doesn't like the smell of booty lmao

ever since this girl at work had a baby she's had massive tiddies and I can't stop staring at them

Shit smells like shit mate. Grow up.

reminder that sacked tranny actually said he would swerve into oncoming traffic or pedestrians to avoid hitting a pigeon on the road if he ever passed his test. The man is a danger to society.

>>216083555
Honest thoughts?

>>216083632
What's the mountain called?

if someone doesn't like eating arse they are either under 18 or some low test runt

>>216083649
darren

>>216083622
>But poo comes from there!
Grow up. You know women wash right?

>>216083626
Thankfully he's only a figment of spaki's imagination

>>216083578 (OP)
This new just made me shit myself because I ate a pack of these a few moments ago and sent a similar picture to my mrs

>while on the road I could at any moment be turned into a bloody mess by sacked tranny violently swerving into me having a mental breakdown for trying to avoid a pigeon
really puts things into perspective it does

The turkey flavour crisps they've got out for christmas are the same flavouring as the chicken ones they have all year. Literally says the same thing on the labels when I was reading them in the supermarkets

>>216083602
have you booked in your test yet?

>>216083649
Mountain #2364 of Pindus mountain range

Crisps are for children

>>216083687
And does pin?

>>216083636
oof

ive got a crisp in my pants

/brit/ assumes that it's the same regular group of people posting here every day but only 2 or 3 are regulars, the rest are basically new coming from outer /int/

Proof is that sacked tranny still gets replies form people who assume it's really a girl that's still not passed their driving test after 50,000 hours of lessons.

Popping back from the corner shop.

>>216083636
Mumsy drank herself to death and blamed her addiction on her kids
So it goes

Love crisps
Love wanking
Love doing a poo

>>216083730
sacked tranny only replies to and gets from replies from himself

>>216083671
None available at the moment but I'm checking daily

>>216083730
Any interest he generates is entirely samefag replies.

um...

>>216083730
not that I actually believe anything sacked troon posts, but you'd be surprised how badly some people can struggle with driving, like getting to double digits with test attempts etc

Forgot that I had yanks filtered on here. Mad that my /brit/ experience has not been degraded one bit by this.

>>216083772
What a zutt slut

my willy smells

>>216083730
>but only 2 or 3 are regulars
you should genuinely be medicated

>>216083770
he's been caught doing this multiple times as well

>>216083730
I reckon there's a core of about 30 lads who are consistent posters.

nth for the gyaldem

This 2DSXL I bought is in such good condition, the buttons feel like they haven't been pressed much at all, still firm and the shoulder buttons are springy
Very pleased with it, but I found out after the fact that this model is prone to RAM failures which is what my old one died of
Fingers crossed it's alright :)

Now this one I know what it's called because of its recognizable name

>>216083811
What are you planning on playing mate?

>>216083827
I'm not your mate. Fuck off.

>>216083827
Don't talk to me you disgusting little freak

>>216083772
Watched the stabbing and the killed is full of confidence, reckon Umar is the bullied weird kid lad who finally snapped

>>216083811
Fingers crossed you find some mates

would rather someone tell me they watch gay porn than esports

>>216083827
On the Pokemon again
All I ever play is Pokemon games on repeat
Might get on those anime dungeon crawlers though

>>216083806
all me

>>216083772
Time to give some other Paki a peerage to stave off ethnic prejudice.

>>216083840
>>216083846
OOF. Wee angry incels x

>>216083851
>watched the stabbing
how

>>216083855
I like the gen 4 and 5 games but not a huge fan of gens 6 and 7. The mystery dungeon games are good.

enjoying watching reddit having a meltdown over parents caring for their child
this is child abuse apparently

>>216083852
Cheers could use all the help I can get

>>216083875
i watched my hand plunge the knife into his chest
was a surreal experience to be fair, would wholeheartedly recommend it

>>216083875
It was on Dave +1

>>216083875
with my eyes

Labour’s ‘one in, one out’ deal with France turned to farce today as it emerged a man deported under the scheme has come back to Britain on a small boat.

Home Office sources confirmed the unnamed migrant had been removed from Britain on an unknown date since the scheme came into force five weeks ago.

But he skipped a migrant shelter in Paris, where he had been housed, and headed back to the northern French coast.

There he boarded a dinghy back to the UK.

Border officials identified him as a returning migrant and he is now being held in a British immigration removal centre.

>>216083875
Footage prior*

https://youtu.be/MeEdXDEZ-OY?si=vLMLoqeSPMA30EdT

>Harvey's parents have set up a youth club in his memory and have called for knife arches to be set up in schools
why are people always doing too much these days its getting cringe

>>216083877
Why do people concern themselves with this shit, none of their business is it?

>>216083926
They probably loved their son and don't want the same to happen to other people

>>216083926
Doreen Lawrence effect

if they loved their son they wouldn't have sent him into a school filled with biomass would they

>>216083926
To be fair knife arches are a good idea with the amount of 'kis and 'ogs that take knives to school

I'm black.

>>216083854
mad that i was a turbo gamer for a while https://youtu.be/oWBDZo3axYg?t=1531

>>216083948
because being british is a crime according to leftypol, so a rich person who wants their son to be brought up culturally british should be jailed

driving around
nons everywhere and half of them have kids
white man pushing around a pushchair of muttlings
rubbish strewn everywhere
buildings either ugly or ugly and decaying
uk is done

>>216083959
shut up you hideous tranny freak

>>216083926
mongs love to just put plasters on things and focus on symptoms rather than the root cause

>>216083988
dota 2 oh my days

>>216083926
For some reason grieving parents in this country are obsessed with law changes that change nothing except making everyone's lives more inconvenient

>>216084009
What 14 years of a conservative government does to a country

>>216083988
o.O ?
which one is you junglezester

>>216083866
pop your trip back on fella x

>>216084011
not even a tranny, it's literally a man with a voice so nasally and body to frail it's easier for them to pretend they are a tranny

remember in like year 5 and year 6 when you'd make a joint facebook account with your gf lol

i still have 2 out there that we never deleted from 2012

getting in my car on EW's test day and causing him to fail

sacked tranny you gonna ignore this?

>>216084034
Don't have a meltdown x

>>216083986
Wag1

>facebook
>2012

>>216084047
no because that's bent
had a joint runescape account with my mates though

>Facebook
>Year 5 and 6

>>216084064
ffs stop talking to him stop talking about him
just filter and move on

>>216084032
one of the audience hahah

>>216084064
It's fake. Some autist discovered how to use inspect element

soylennial

uh oh melty incoming!

>>216084078
>>216084083
interesting...

>>216084100
It's in the archive you utter mong.

cant wait

>>216084083
>>216084078
Duality of man, as it were

Reminder that he claims one person is forcing the sacked tranny meme and that everyone else calls him employed woman

>>216084095
oh I thought you was a pro gamer
once again you've let us down completely

>>216084100
>>216084117
same poster

>>216084136
many are saying this!

>>216084144
obviously

So this is employed woman aka sacked tranny aka Tilde from /britfeel/:

>posted on r9k under the name tilde from 2015-2018
>lives in a council house with his dolescum family
>highly autistic
>special interests include languages, pokemon, and anime
>compulsive liar
>alcoholic
>bulimic
>got fired after threatening to slice his wrists at work for attention twice
>diddled by his uncle while his sister watched
>obsessed with seasidemark because he reminds him of his fat nonce uncle
>uni drop out
>shoplifter
>compulsive liar
>works at ALDI battlefield road shrewsbury

https://vocaroo.com/1mLZVFztoynW

anything else?

>>216084144
nope

made borscht i rate it mid tier
what next lads?

It's a spainnonce character you divs

>>216084189
canned seed oils

Take one last look around while you’re still ALIVE
I’m an INDESTRUCTIBLE
MASTER OF WAR!!!!!!!!!!

>>216084189
What meat did you put in? Love borscht me

Rorkey Porky

>>216084189
minestrone is one of the best soups the fuck was his problem?

amer was the most vile poster in history
nobody beats him

True strength isn't defeating all your enemies. It's making peace with them.

don't mean to borscht your bubble but

>>216083926
Let Harvey's mum grieve, she lost her father recently too

https://www.tiktok.com/@carolinewillgoose1/video/7559174371655372054

>>216084231
was gonna do no meat but i had some chicken i had to use

>>216083916
This is hilarious

>>216084189
lobster bisque

>>216083977
So true m8

rorke pronouncing it lobster "bis-kay"

Sir Ru Paul

>>216084249
Completely useless, all the kid needs to do is wear a watch and show that as the reason it went off
They're not going to have the authority to start patting down children are they

https://www.tiktok.com/@carolinewillgoose1/video/7546343798289255702

Umm

grim thread isnt worth using right now because of pol immigrants

I WANNA HEAL
I WANNA FEEL
LIKE IM CLOSE TO SOMETHING REAL

I WANNA FEEL LIKE IM SOMEWHERE I BELONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>216084366
>>216084249
Imageboard not a link board

MEMORIES CONSUMED

LIKE OPENING THE WOUND

>>216083772
Well well well

Lord John, of House Honey, Ruler of Hull

>>216084372
Rorke was battered by mboko a couple days ago, I've not seen rorke since

time to go watch omre femboy AI videos from the endless pile oh "shit that AI wants to talk about"

Time for a bit of Hearts of Iron 3 as Germany toil

>>216084366
His mum comes across as pond dwelling scum
Have no doubt her son was a wrongun too, most "Harvey's" are
Definitely had it coming

anglican choirboys...

only know one harvey and he's a good lad
just a bit of a fat mong

Dua Lipa's stinky feet

All good lads Harveys

>>216084488
blackio avacadolas

>>216084488
Lil bro was cooked from the womb, can't h8 him

involuntary celibate men in their 30s and 40s giggling about poo and wanking

>>216084526
omdz

>>216084488
Guarantee he's tried to rape his mum

I always feel low energy

>>216084515
Harvey lived the life emmayank could only dream off

Around 30-40 days until Christmas

>>216084526
ktwbmny

Can hear Dad doing a poo whilst listening to Depeche Mode on his phone

>>216084526
Doing a poo right now

Getting a bit zutty in here

>>216084515
Sir Harvey Weinstein

>Depeche Mode
good song

>>216084560
I'll be going to the Leeds one

>>216084459
HOI3 has this unfinished feel to it despite being a pretty complex and fleshed out game
Guess it’s because it lacked a lot of the charm of HOI2/DH with all of the interesting releasable nations

when im gaming and i have to lock in and go depeche mode

>>216084461
Harvey was in and out of school, he only just went back to mainschool education then got stabbed wonder what the history of both lads desu

Mad that Indians are redoing the aryan invasion in the west and they’re becoming the ruling class whilst timmies become untouchables (incels)

You're more to me than just an anonymous user on an imageboard. You're a friend. A mentor. A brother. A comrade. We share a bond and I'd die for you on the battlefield.

black new world order

https://x.com/notfarleftatall/status/1980660322475340237

Roadmen save a kid from being raped in London

Canesten ad again

>Second leading candidate to chair grooming gangs inquiry pulls out after four survivors quit
All going according to plan.

>>216084628
*sprays air-freshener to get rid of the cumin and BO smell*

>>216084628
I'm becoming a dancer.
*starts doing a distinct dance*

>>216084667
the aped

Witnessing some avatar/signature use

>>216084653
dirty cunting nigger
don't think that's a girl though

>>216084694
>the ape
kahteem!

>>216084715
How can you say n*gger when the guys that saved the boy were also black

In the heat of the night
In the heat of the day

Where national socialism lad

>>216084737
Not all black people are niggers mate behave

>>216084667
looks scottish

>>216084653
So glad we have these phone snatching gang stabbing blacks to save people from the noncing blacks

>>216084755
why has hitler only got one cookie

Finally abandoned my online "friends" - onto better things (sitting in silence)

https://migrationfacts.com/

You WILL pay for foreigners to live in council housing

>>216084755
he's having a big think about everything he believes in
he'll be back in a few weeks as 'libmong'

>>216084764
Ok
>>216084775
Irrelevant to what I said

>>216084803
looks irish

>>216084653
Leftypols first sexual experience

>>216084653
Vile nonce

Not long until EU5 releases and I can fuck up Scotland and Ireland and bring them under rightful English rule before shitting on the French and colonizing the new world

>>216084755
Love AH but lets not pretend he wasn't filthy rich. Mein Kampf sales

>>216084769
You would've done nothing pussio

chicken wraps for dinner x

Rorke: *does all his shopping on the World Food aisle in Tesco*

So we're just bare linking to Tiktok now, that's what it has come to?

>>216084779
On a diet

Is it bad that im almost 40 and still post here

BIG day for Wales tomorrow

>>216084907
Don't need to attach a selfie to your posts mate

The whole idea of working class solidarity and "it's the billionaires pitting you against each other" that the left pushes just doesn't exist anymore, except in their strange theories the workers of the world do not want to unite

When it's miners in Durham with deep set roots in an area and industry they will band together and strike
But do they really believe the average person feels class solidarity with a Nigerian who can barely form a sentence or an Indian who hasn't learned to queue just because they both earn 30% below the median wage?

It's laughable

REAL GAMERS STAND AGAINST TRANSPHOBIA

man's got bare links to Tiktok, ya get me

had a 1.66kg roast chicken last night, probably the best yet, pretty much just bones remaining

used too much turmeric and cumin I think, but other than that very good

>>216084917
Looks like an incitement to violence

>>216084916
no (lying)

>>216084843
Vicky3 was streamlined slop
EUV will be the same

>>216084917
Why what's happening?

>>216084917
>welsh national symbol is a drago
>better portray Reform as the dragon thats been killed
What did they mean by this?

>>216084653
Reminds me of that really really grim one of the big vantablack african man walking a schoolgirl along and a brave middle aged woman intervenes, the little girl immediately starts crying and telling her all the horrendous sexual things he said he wanted to do to her. Be in no doubt that this shit happens. It is not from the movies, it's not something that happens far away from you, it can happen in your neighbourhood and it could happen to someone you care about.

>>216084948
nigga eating roast homer

>>216084948
blgo on

>>216084917
>Honey get out here, the latest Russian psyop just dropped!

>>216084948
Honestly mate didn't care when you posted about it this morning
Don't care now

>>216084982
cap

>>216084954
How
>>216084964
Caerphilly by election, reform and plaid are neck and neck

>>216084982
Link to this fabled video?

>>216084907
That's where all the info is for shit like this, reddit barely knows anything

I've heard they were mates, they beefed over a girl, Harvey was a bully, Umar was a bully. There's a lass who called Harv a friend and good lad who claims she was removed from the same school cause a teacher raped her

https://www.reddit.com/r/sheffield/comments/1ii7w35/teen_charged_with_murder_of_harvey_willgoose/

>>216084653
this is why you cunts just let indogs instead of nafris and africans

>>216084979
have another look and tell me what colour the dragon is you fucking spastic

>>216084948
Did it taste like curry?

catberg hassling me for my tuna sandwich

>>216085009
Reform as a monster that must be killed literally stabbed with a spear

>>216085009
Electoral calculus predicting an easy reform win

>>216085024
>W..welsh dragons are red ok! Skin colour does matter now ok?

in the netherlands the muslims have literally set up their own party called DENK and it is polling 40% of muslim support
the future of europe is just going to be an ethnic headcount isn't it

>>216084959
Probably, people are claiming during a time lapse of EU5 the ottomans barely expanded at all so there could be issues with the AI

>>216085060
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_dragon
mong

>>216085071
Don't care about your gay little fairy tales

>>216084959
Why would anyone want it when every paradox game is bare bones and £300 of dlc

>>216085062
Look up Aspire in Tower Hamlets

>>216085071
thats him done

>>216085035
Think you are reaching my friend
>>216085050
Wrong
>>216084979
So? It’s also a knight slaying a dragon, not every single dragon has to symbolise Wales. The dragon also has a reform armband

>>216085088
fuck off out of my country you paki scum

>>216085071
So it is an incitement to violence. Thanks for clearing it up

>>216085062
>Denk's current party leader and lijsttrekker in the House of Representatives, Stephan van Baarle, is an agnostic
love me some useful dhimmi kafir idiots

Having a panic attack

>>216085137
death is coming for you

Just seen a racism outside of /b/

Funniest Ever Moments From The Chase
The Funny Clips Channel
2.28K subscribers

>>216084843
I'll still be playing EU4 extended timeline mods. My laptop's specs are too shit to run the game

>>216085111
Nah >>216085071 anon just confirmed that the dragon being stabbed represents anglo saxons i.e english

>>216085162
Have you tried not being poor?

>>216085092
Insane to name the muslim political party something so close to the official Al-Qeada magazine

stab the English with spears. repeatedly

Autumn is HERE... you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.

>>216085162
You need 32gb of ram and rtx graphics card minimum just to run map paint simulator and youll like it

big black boobies

>>216085111
>Wrong
?

>>216085137
Had one of these on the M4 in 2018 for some strange reason and nearly caused a massive crash. I try not to think about it.

>>216085191
>knowing any of that
FOP

>>216085194
they look irish and have anglo girlfriends

>>216085194
Cluegainers on their way to purchase Bigham's Brasserie prepared meals from Waitrose

3 pm

>>216085247
sco

>there is NO metaphorical aspect to myth, ALL myths and mythic symbolism can only be interpreted literally
i'm sharing a general with the stupidest people in the world

>>216085225
:D

>>216085213
They’ve been wrong many times before.
Means nothing

>>216085225
she has a half bantu half irish boyfriend

>>216085171
If it was about English they wouldn’t put the reform armband on the dragon

>>216085225
black

>>216085256
shut up nigga

>>216085194
gonna start doing this

>>216085203
Can't wait for the byzantine dlc a month after release!!

>>216085242
I only know it from reading news reports about Mark from Jersey as he downloaded some copies of it as part of his sheik al-britani autism storm

english folks when you stab them with spears

i'm too much of a brainlet for paradox games. couldn't even understand CK3

>>216085262
sounds like you're in cope mode to me m8y
why are you even in /brit/ when you're a welsh nationalist? shouldn't you be in your own general where you can speak your own language

Pizza Hut is an embarrassment to Britain

Didn't think there was anybody thicker than Scots nationalists, but here we have Welsh nationalists. Nationalists for a country that unlike Scotland, never actually existed. What's next? Middle Earth nationalists? lmao

>>216085256
White dragon symbolises the english. Its that simple mate

starmer sisters...

Always remember a leftypol type sat in the pub when the exit poll came in on election night 2019 being completely dumbfounded that Boris had beaten Corbyn by such a huge amount and I had no idea why he was so surprised, the polls were very clear it would happen.

>>216085350
based labour voters saving the welsh from themselves

>>216085262
They'd have to be VERY wrong and given EC aggregates a number of polls I doubt it
Looking forward to your melty tomorrow

>>216085286
Why? Anon sees them as english and "not welsh" its fairly clear

>>216085368
can't defeat the faustian spirit with some wonky deals

>>216085348
Azeroth nationalist lol

which party will legalise 'it', you know... I'll vote for them

>>216085348
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wessex_Regionalists

Not raining and it's nice and light outside, hoping crowberg will make an appearance today

Free my niggas in Discworld!

>>216085388
Because the poster was in caerffili their by election is tomorrow. Reform have a chance to win. It’s obviously to do with political parties. The fact you keep saying otherwise makes me think youre trolling

llanfair gogogoch standing for the hogwarts by-election

>McVitie's Penguin Bars lowered their cocoa content and can no longer legally call themselves "chocolate", only "chocolate-flavoured"
grimgrimgrimgrim

>>216085335
HOI4 filtered me

diversity
LOVE IT

how does a Welshman cross the road?
Caerffili

>>216085350
Which poll is this?

>>216085350
>Caerphilly Sneed

>>216085456
pengrim

>>216085438
>caerffili
Now who's trolling. Get fucked Daffid you soppy cunt

Toil over

>>216085456
Clubs too
It not right

I used to think I liked the royals but I actually only liked the queen and I found this out when she died
I would happily live in an English republic with effectively a right-wing hegemon on power and let Wales & Scotland do their leftypol experiments

>>216085335
Luv map painting me.
>>216085461
Hoi iv is easy, just spam 30 width infantry, draw big line and click on the arrow

>>216085496
How am I trolling

The Narnia Revolutionary Army
المجد لـ "أ "Aslan"، فكل المجد له. الموت للساحرة البيضاء.

>>216085468
Wahey

It's a sort of whiskey based liqueur..

Bring me more cognac

God forbid a welsh nigga be proud of where he’s from
Soon as that happens all the English on here start punching down

Ever spend a bit of time writing out a big post and then going back to edit some of it and it just feels like you're getting into a ramble and you just click X and delete it and never try to post about whatever it was you were gonna post about again?

>>216085456
>here are you brexit benifits bro

>>216085510
I auto'd Italy and the moment I turned it off and tried to do something on my own my whole offensive line collapsed. It was base game in 2014 I didn't have any DLC. I want to try it again tho but can't find the time commitment needed to learn the game

BREAKING: Leftestrian forces have entered the valley of /brit/, Rorkist forces rush to confront them

>>216085595
Fair enough the game is actually a fair bit harder now with the new supply mechanic and AI improvements, I'm memeing a bit it can be challenging especially if you play minor nations. But in the end it's just like every other paradox game, just multiplier-stacking and boom you're done
>2014
Is it really that old? God damn it feels like yesterday I was excited for it to come out.

I'm looking for a cover or jpeg image where a white man in colonial uniform is giving out infinite aura while a indian woman is laying at his feet
I can't remember the title

>>216085803
Flashman