Thread 216086693

Why did he do it?

>>216086693 (OP)
He only recited the Quran to jinn, the rest is your coombrained lie.

>>216086727
Zutt rider

1) The hadith is weak
It's narrated by Sayyidina Ibn Mas‘ud, this is THE most reliable narrator in Islam. He's functionally an apostle to Muslims and the great translator of the Quran because Muhammad was illiterate. The chain of transmission is sahih which is the highest grade imaginable. The collection of hadiths it is from is the Musnad Ahmad ibn Hanbal compiled by Ahmad ibn Hanbal he's a scholar that was a teacher to Al-Bukhari who more or less created the bedrock of Sunni Islam, his work is considered to be second only to the Quran.
2) I only observe the Quran
This is apostasy, by Muslims' own admission the Quran does not work on its own and they lose almost all of their practices and culture without hadiths.
3) They were jinn, this was the night of the jinn.
A complete hallucination, if they were jinn that were crowding around Muhammad like they claim the text would have just said so.
https://sunnah.com/ahmad:1435
Like the above hadith for instance.
The hadiths don't tell a story, they're accounts. The night of the jinn was a separate event that Abdullah was not even present for.
https://sunnah.com/muslim:450a
4) Semantics bullshit
Ride has had a sexual connotation even back then (picrel) and their semantic argument boils down to Muhammad actually giving piggyback rides to Al-Zutt tribals who are often cited to be very lean and have big dicks. Either that or they pile on him for some reason. In any case, he comes back tired and in pain from how much they "rode" him in the end. Muslims will invent 300 definitions for their word for 'ride' and take every context except for the obvious.

>>216086906
More like the people whose ancestors rode yours lmao.

>>216086948
>a line in the sand protects his companion
>this is not supernatural at all
Delusional

The five stages of Zutt
>Denial
those Hadifs are false
>Anger
this is a psyop by jews and pajeets
>Bargaining
you see those were djinns that crowded the prophet(SAW) when he preached the Qu'ran
>Depression
sob sob, *Arabic noises*
>Acceptance
"Im done with this shit, I dont care if i'm going to hell for that, he was a bbc zlutt and im not gonna accept someone like him as my prophet, Fuck that"

>>216087297
>More like the people whose ancestors rode yours lmao.
you realize you are saying your ancestors rode his ancestors dicks??

>>216087297
You lost fair and square Mehmet. Now deliver some UberEATS.

>>216087341
This says more about how kuffar are coombrained degenerates desu

>>216087360
Ride could also mean do somebody doggystyle nigga

>>216087368
True but it was still glorious while it lasted

Its obvious bullshit spread by reactionary christians & hindues

>>216087341
>acking
ahmed has a melty and blows himself up in the central square to own le kaffirs over 72 raisins momo promised to him or however the zutt is taken up in the butt

>>216087431
>’I’m european’ the country
Lmao brits literally left the EU because they wanted your kind out of their country.

>>216087491
why are you so upset, ahmed? it is because your pedo prophet likes to ride dicks or because our glowies won't let you blow yourself up in the city centre?

>>216087570
I’m not upset anon, it’s obvious you’re obsessed with us though. I’m just shitposting in the bus while going home from work.

>>216087651
>obsessed
you're the only one who's seething at momo taking it up his arse in every other thread. just deal with it

>>216087678
Do you really think I take any of you faggots seriously lol. You’re a bunch of retards with empty lives that seethe because they see their civilization collapse around them.

>>216087297
>whose ancestors rode yours lmao
Idgi. Wouldn't that mean that Hungarianons ancestors had their meat stick ridden up someone's asshole? Like, "This girl rode me. She took me all in, sat on my shaft and rode me all night"

>>216087763
obsessed

>>216087768
Nah it could also mean that you fuck somebody doggystyle. The word has many uses.

>>216087837
>Nah it could also mean that you fuck somebody doggystyle

Which is Hungarianon's ancestor being the giver and the receptor being some Muslim man? Alright.

>>216087678
Half this board is filled with outcast loser diaspora Muslims men. The zutt meme confirmed it

>>216087763
brother, you ARE our civilisation collapsing being brought in by the jews who hate White racial identity. you're a jewish golem

>>216087862
Nope the other way round minus the men (generally).

>>216087878
There are at most 5 of us on the whole board. Half the anons here are butthurt vpnjeets though. You probably are one as well.

>>216087972
Idk man, that sounds like a cope to me.

>>216087375
Sure we're coomers, unlike your pedophet who
>married 12 wives + sex slaves + muslimas "gifting themselves" to him
and he STILL can't control his dick once he sees a random woman walking down the street

Why are Nafris so fun to bully bros?

HAVE SEX

>>216087375
I wonder how many times muhammad coomed per day

>>216088698
I assume you're doing apologetics. Something you should know about Muslims is that they have a soft form of papal infallibility for prophets.
https://archive.org/details/SahihMuslim-Arabic-english7Vol.Set/SahihMuslimVol.7-ahadith6723-7563/page/172/mode/1up
In this hadith Muhammad violates Sharia by accusing his concubine of adultery without witnesses. By the end of the hadith the man who was also accused turned out to be a eunuch. The only reason Muhammad received no punishment for this is because he's above their laws. When Muslims ask why Muhammad would do anything gay, please be sure to remind them that he could do anything so as long as it was in the name of Islam because of special privileges.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ismah
>Sunnis interpret ismah to mean that prophets are immune from telling lies (intentionally or unintentionally), of being Kafir (infidel) before or after their assignment, and of being unable to commit other sins intentionally.

If Muhammad does anything against his own rules it can never be his fault or intention. He cannot tell lies, so even if he contradicts it's true. If Muhammad was alive this would be Brahmanism by another name.

>>216089266
what is brahmanism?

>>216089381
Worship of Brahma and the priests/gurus who represent him (Brahmin). Basically you do whatever they say, aren't entitled to know why, and they're perpetually higher caste than you with no way to challenge their status.

>>216086693 (OP)
as a matter of fact, he didn't.
all lies made up to sully the name of my prophet, by those that await nothing but the eternal darkness. Those that continue to live in the darkness, without the light of Allah SWT.

>>216089044
Prime 'jak material here

The zutt meme peak has passed and it will settle down to common usage like amerimutt, sweden yes, pajeet and others

>>216086693 (OP)
Allah told him to

>>216091976
Even if it has there's still room for a golden age of hadithjaks with all the newfound interest in hadiths.

>>216086727
>>216087297
>>216087375
>>216087423
>>216087491
>>216087651
>>216087763
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>>216087972
> Dutch zuttslut returns just to seethe uncontrollably

>>216088597
their simple minds have never actually had to defend their religious fuckery with their brains, they're too used to just killing the opposition. when they can't their minds explode

>>216089876
Sexo

>>216086693 (OP)
A Zlutt for Zutt semen

>>216087878
Holy TRVKE. At least they're contained within their own spaces and not out and about.

>>216087341
>bbc
The most embarrassing thing is it wasn't even blacks but literal jeets (Jatts) from Pakistan.

>>216095949
Out of all the supernatural occurrences in the hadiths a jeet with a big dick is the least believable.

>>216086727
lmao muzzie retarded believe in ghosts

>>216092742
Why do they bend over like this? Is it so their demon Baphomet can sodomize their spirits?

>>216095949
Black jeets from Pakistan

>>216087341
>sob sob, *Arabic noises*
LOL

>>216098803
should be urdu or malay/indog noises instead honestly

>>216087375
>kuffar are coombrained degenerates

>>216086727
>>216087297
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>>216087423
>muh izlam
Prove how great it is by going back, you won't because it's a dogshit religion for zutter dwellers

>>216097850
Fo the nearest passing zutt.

>>216091976
It hasn't even really spread beyond this board. If it makes it out into the general internet I can only imagine the effect. Is there a good meme image with the hadith on it that can be shared?

DAMN Muslims worship a man who got gang raped by a pack of Indians? ZUTT truly be in his butt

>>216100522
Outside of one instance in 2021 most of the stuff on the front page of Google dates to May of this year at the earliest

Give it time, it’s already on youtube lmao

>>216086727
Recep, you were supposed to be secular

did muhammad do proselitizing here and almost got molested and killed for it?

>>216088597
They literally just killed anyone that disagreed with them but that's not exactly allowed in the present day so they are actually having to argue with people for once and they just get BTFO out
The internet and Islam are not compatible

>>216086693 (OP)
>married young to some boring carpenter
>see 3 dark rich handsome Indian Zvtt bulls
>clitty discharge bigger than Moses parting the sea
>Zvtt bulls bust upon her all night long
>9 months later
>give birth to a brown sadhu
>joseph gets off to being cucked
Was Mary ZUTTED?

>>216088597
They literally lynch people for blasphemy against some pedo who had a train of Indian Zvtt bulls arrive in his Anus Station all night long. You couldn't make it up

>>216100649
It do be like dat

>>216086727
>>216086693 (OP)
>actually he only recited the Quran to jinn
Few will understand the reference but it reminds me of how Holo dealt with the big wolf.

>>216086727
>>216087297
>somebody dunks on pisslam
>a euro flag comes to its defense
kek every single fucking time

>>216101996
Nice try Abdul, not going to work. There's no cuck or gay scripture for Jesus.

>>216102419
>pic
I still don't get what happened there and what was the point of it

>>216102946
that's funny cause for the entire last week I've seen an US flag defending it in every thread

>it's a euro flag defending the zuttening
kek

>>216103243
>that's funny cause for the entire last week I've seen an US flag defending it in every thread

Probably a vpn flag. If it isn't, then its a diaspora.

>>216087878
And the other half is whites that failed despite having jbw going for them.
>>216089876
Is she Canadian
Looks like the houses here
>>216091976
Most likely. Zutt meme if real would’ve killed Islam 1400 years ago
It would be bigger news then Aisha and inbreeding

>>216103190
Autists think they can post a single page from their favorite anime and everyone will instantly know what they're talking about because they have no theory of mind for other people thinking differently than them.

>>216088511
he was a homo who married 12 women to beat the allegations

>>216103294
I specially said "Few will understand the reference"
even though it's a popular series.

Funny thing is diaspoo pakis who partly descend from The Zutts are the biggest defenders of Mohammad on this board. I wonder how they feel when their forefathers forcefully entered multiple times their favourite prophets anal cavity.

>>216086727
Then why did he came back in pain?

>>216103289
I wouldn't presume to know what canadian houses look like.
Wanna see the soulful wood panelling in koshur houses?

>>216104183
>Funny thing is diaspoo pakis who partly descend from The Zutts are the biggest defenders of Mohammad on this board.

Dare I say....zuttbroken?

>>216086727
>He only recited the Quran to jinn, the rest is your coombrained lie.

>>216086727
Holy fuck you diaspora nafris are pathetic.

>>216100732
>>216100522
lmao it was circulating on Christian polemics channels for months before /int/ found it, and will continue to do so for months to come. This shit is absolutely not going away, it’s basically Buck Breaking 2: 1001 Arabian Nights

>>216105433
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/215601718/#q215601718
This is when it blew up on 4chan. The hadithjak was around prior to this, but this was the thread that got people investigating it.

>>216086727
>>216086693 (OP)
Indeed he was tired

>>216102965
>"""virgin""" mary
Joseph was a cuck

>>216106509
Did you know that even Islamic scholars still debate whether or not Muhammad was cucked by Safwan? Isn't that crazy?

>>216106661
I think muslims can brush that off. You can't brush off a gay gangbang how will they cope?

>>216105433
>lmao it was circulating on Christian polemics channels for months before /int/ found it
Hadithjaks have been here longer since I saw them being posted on /his/

>>216087429
>reactionary
wtf do you mean by that

>>216107526
He's assuming that Islam is taking over in a revolutionary wave and Christians/Hindus are reacting against it. It's not wrong.